Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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lol! Natalie, that was so good.

*Danny runs down the hall and slides on his sock feet, making people dodge and run for cover*
Danny: YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWW! *then* AAAAAAAAIIIIIDEEEENNN, LOOOOK OUUUUUUUUUTTTT!!!!!!
*crashes into Aiden, who knocks down Flack, who goes barreling into Stella, who makes Hawkes fall, and all of them tumble at Mac's feet*
Mac: Danny, if this is your idea of a sock hop, I don't want an invitation.

Angie
 
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LOL @ angie!!! :lol: hehehehe sock hop.
as for natalie...the what just happened???
 
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*crashes into Aiden, who knocks down Flack, who goes barreling into Stella, who makes Hawkes fall, and all of them tumble at Mac's feet*
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TIMBERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways. DnA rocks MY sock hop. whatever that means. *idea lightbulb flickers* oop, there we go again...

aiden: *on speakerphone with mac, stella, flack and hawkes*
danny: *walks up* aiden, you left your pants at my house.
aiden: *shocked* danny! i'm on the phone! *whispers* i'll pick them up tonight. *looks at phone* oops.
stella: *through phone* ...we can still hear you guys.
*in the background flack, hawkes and mac are giggling*
aiden: c'mon you guys! it was... laundry night. my machine was...erm....it...broke? so ya see, i had to...uh...use dannys.
flack: danny doesn't HAVE a washing machine! he uses the washing machine outside the decomp room! *laughs hysterically*
aiden and danny: *silent*
 
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hehehehe wouldnt it be great if there WAS a washing machine outside the decomp room? i dunno why, but that just strikes me as really funny.

*Danny whistles while washing his *ahem* undergarments*
Danny: What? Why's laundry funny? Man, girl, you've got problems. First you talk to people who aren't there, then you laugh at laundry machines... have you been to your psychiatrist lately?

Me: Shut up i so do NOT need a psychiatrist!!! I AM PERFECTLY INSANE. i mean SANE. that's what i said. sane. i am sane.
 
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(A bit M/S-ish-Inspired by the Evidence thingy)
Mac: *walks angrily towards his office* Dman those two... *cursing continues*
Stella: *notices behavior* What's wrong Mac?
Mac: *unable to control* THOSE TWO! THEY USED UP ALL THE OLIVE OIL IN THE EVIDENCE ROOM! *grumbles on* *pouts8 (I know it's a Danny and Aiden ability, but meh, I want to see him pout!)
Stella: I've got a surprise for you...
Mac: *raises an eyebrow* What?
Stella: *unveils the Robospanker*
Mac: *gasps for a second, looks evilly the next*
Stella: an eye for an eye...
Mac: And a tooth for a tooth...
*both laugh evilly, naughtily and rings through thecrime lab*
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**has gigglefits**
 
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(A bit M/S-ish-Inspired by the Evidence thingy)
Mac: *walks angrily towards his office* Dman those two... *cursing continues*
Stella: *notices behavior* What's wrong Mac?
Mac: *unable to control* THOSE TWO! THEY USED UP ALL THE OLIVE OIL IN THE EVIDENCE ROOM! *grumbles on* *pouts8 (I know it's a Danny and Aiden ability, but meh, I want to see him pout!)
Stella: I've got a surprise for you...
Mac: *raises an eyebrow* What?
Stella: *unveils the Robospanker*
Mac: *gasps for a second, looks evilly the next*
Stella: an eye for an eye...
Mac: And a tooth for a tooth...
*both laugh evilly, naughtily and rings through thecrime lab*
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**has gigglefits**
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What have we learned here? Keep the evidence to yourself. No sharing. Sharing makes Mac mad. You do not want a Mad Mac.
 
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hehehehe wouldnt it be great if there WAS a washing machine outside the decomp room? i dunno why, but that just strikes me as really funny.

*Danny whistles while washing his *ahem* undergarments*
Danny: What? Why's laundry funny? Man, girl, you've got problems. First you talk to people who aren't there, then you laugh at laundry machines... have you been to your psychiatrist lately?

Me: Shut up i so do NOT need a psychiatrist!!! I AM PERFECTLY INSANE. i mean SANE. that's what i said. sane. i am sane.
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LOL. My mind would probrably go ga-ga if I saw Danny washing his undergarments.
 
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LOL!

Mine too, by the way...

*There's a slumber party with the whole team in the morgue, and Mac shows up in pink fuzzy bunny slippers. The whole team stares*

Mac: WHAT??
Danny: Thank God I didn't bring mine. *joking*
Flack: *serious* Me too- uh, I mean... er... *coughs*

Then...

*Hawkes takes out a flashlight and points it under his chin*
Hawkes: *in spooky voice* No one knows what fates lurk in the shadows...
Aiden: Aw, save it, skele-boy.

*Danny's the first to fall asleep, and they all crowd around him.*
Mac: Gimme the brain.
*Hawkes hands him the brain from "Summer in the City"*
*Mac puts it into Danny's hand*
Danny: *waking up* EEEEEEYAAAAARGH!!!! *throws it, hitting the now-sleeping Stella in the face*
*Stella screams*
Stella: No organ fights in the morgue, all right?!
Hawkes, Mac, Danny: Okay, Stella.
*they all fall asleep and then hear something creaking...*

Angie
 
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LOL!

Mine too, by the way...

*There's a slumber party with the whole team in the morgue, and Mac shows up in pink fuzzy bunny slippers. The whole team stares*

Mac: WHAT??
Danny: Thank God I didn't bring mine. *joking*
Flack: *serious* Me too- uh, I mean... er... *coughs*

Then...

*Hawkes takes out a flashlight and points it under his chin*
Hawkes: *in spooky voice* No one knows what fates lurk in the shadows...
Aiden: Aw, save it, skele-boy.

*Danny's the first to fall asleep, and they all crowd around him.*
Mac: Gimme the brain.
*Hawkes hands him the brain from "Summer in the City"*
*Mac puts it into Danny's hand*
Danny: *waking up* EEEEEEYAAAAARGH!!!! *throws it, hitting the now-sleeping Stella in the face*
*Stella screams*
Stella: No organ fights in the morgue, all right?!
Hawkes, Mac, Danny: Okay, Stella.
*they all fall asleep and then hear something creaking...*

Angie
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LOL! Mac in pink bunny slippers! *squee!* heehee! I wanna see! And "No organ fights"! *rofl*

*cheers for witty posters*

*Wonders if any of them wears bunny pajamas*
 
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LOL!

Mine too, by the way...

*There's a slumber party with the whole team in the morgue, and Mac shows up in pink fuzzy bunny slippers. The whole team stares*

Mac: WHAT??
Danny: Thank God I didn't bring mine. *joking*
Flack: *serious* Me too- uh, I mean... er... *coughs*

Then...

*Hawkes takes out a flashlight and points it under his chin*
Hawkes: *in spooky voice* No one knows what fates lurk in the shadows...
Aiden: Aw, save it, skele-boy.

*Danny's the first to fall asleep, and they all crowd around him.*
Mac: Gimme the brain.
*Hawkes hands him the brain from "Summer in the City"*
*Mac puts it into Danny's hand*
Danny: *waking up* EEEEEEYAAAAARGH!!!! *throws it, hitting the now-sleeping Stella in the face*
*Stella screams*
Stella: No organ fights in the morgue, all right?!
Hawkes, Mac, Danny: Okay, Stella.
*they all fall asleep and then hear something creaking...*

Angie
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LMFAO that is probably one of the funniest ones on this thread. I could just picture it in my mind as I read it. The Stella and Danny parts at the end is priceless. Pleae keep it coming! :D :lol:
 
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Mac: ewwww, you totally splatted brain juice on my fuzzy slippers... now they're all clumpy and wet... *makes a face*

Danny: My drama-senses are tingling... NOO!! you CANNOT take away my title as Drama Queen of this lab!!! NOOOOO!!!! *hysterical crying*

Flack:...don't worry, he didn't.
 
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this is what might happen if danny had a little bit too much to drink... :p

danny: *taps on wine glass with spoon* guys, i'd like to make a toast. *no one's quiet, so he bangs harder and breaks the glass* PEOPLE!
*silence*
danny: ahem. i'd like to make a toast, to the dead guy over there, on that table. *nods approvingly to dead guy* its guys like you, who keep my paycheck comin' in steady. thanks man. *looks back to everyone else* oh yeah, and a toast to the lab tables, which are so strong, aiden and i can both be on top of one, and it won't even break! *aiden coughs awkwardly* and finally, i'd like to give a special shout out to flack. *points to flack* hey, buddy, nice haircut. *gives thumbs up sign*
mac: *soothing voice* ok, danny? i'm gonna need you to get off stella's shoulders, *stella gasps for air as danny wobbles around drunkenly on her shoulders* and we can get you a nice cold glass of water.
danny: *pouts* FINE. mean-o. ruined the toast. *smiles* toast!.....bread!....waffles!
*passes out and falls off stella*

hehe. that was fun. i'm really bored. :lol:
 
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That was just fun to read. LMAO. And no, I don't wear bunny jammies, I just like writing about Mac wearing them. :D Glad you guys like my post!

Angie
 
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Danny: what's wrong with bunny jammies? *as he dumps some into the decomp-room washing machine*
 
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yall good..lemme think!
 
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