Pac Story: Magic Under New York Bridge

Ok i'm here to say my goodbyes before I jet off to the sun tomorrow morning! I'm going to miss this fic :(... If I manage to get on a PC to catch up I want to see lots of snarky comments!! :lol:

*Nat walks out waving*
 
What an update, that must have been fun writing. Luving, you and your other half, your

And give me a remote control, so I can find that re-run button.
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**Naughty, Naughty girl... :devil: Never will I pass over the remote from last night, no peeking allowed, I'll pass you the video camera with a new cassette, and you can rock and roll with your other half....Ooops, I mean Mac., :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Chapter 24 is up

*****WARNING***HOTT***EXERCISE***IN**PROGRESS*** :devil:


***nice icon senna****sooooo hott&wicked*** :devil: :devil:
 
Okay girls, had a busy day, will try and update again shortly.

Though I'm having withdrawl symptoms....EELLELELELELEELE!!!! help, I need my FIX!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shaking ovr here, can't think, without SNARK :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

See you all soon with new Chapt...25 I believe :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
* !PAC THREAD DOOR SLAMS OPEN! loosening hinges and scaring the sh** outta the neighbours... *

the tasmanian devil that is El's current incarnation spins in, stops and looks around, and...

........goes to the fridge for another beer. :p ;)

(miss me?)

OK!!! ahhh. Taz spaz winding down. Week over. One contract done and done (wahfreakinwhoooooooooooo woot! - taz starts up again, then stops suddenly realizing where she is and it's no longer at that party any more...)

Sorry, I ain't actually been to bed yet.

Er. *turns down stereo* Hi. *cough* Howzit y'all? *straightens clothes* Yah. Hi. I was gonna go read something right?

Right. Knew that. Taz spins to da door. Taz stops spinning, retrieves beer, starts up again ** and is out the door to FF. (Not spilling a drop either...) :lol:

had to make an appearance. back soon. heheeheee :D

I want to see lots of snarky comments!!
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> yah, doing my cheeky best ;)

@ El....where is my Snarky Girl, I miss it, and you.

Though I'm having withdrawl symptoms ....EELLELELELELEELE!!!! help, I need my FIX!!!!

Shaking ovr here, can't think, without SNARK
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aw-haw-hawwwww LMHchie, 's'alright now hon, El-Snarkie's here now... :lol: *sniff* it's so sweet to be missed, I'm touched. :lol: *sighs happily* I've been told I'm like a narcotic before, I knew I shoulda taken it as a compliment... :p

pokes and huggles alla round
*turns stereo *waaaaaaaaaaaaaay way up - and spins back out, head banger till the party's over *

See yas soon. Gotta blow a little more steam... :p :p :p :p :p

(Just wanted chas to know I'd never forget, and soon I will know what the hell you're all taliking about in here...)
 
well well well now... who's been a busy naughty little thing lately?? *sudden spotlight on LMH*
(er, 's'okay, there's no cameras rolling, we'da made ya sign a contract before anything like that...)

So, lots for me to catch up on, must be 4 chappies methinks, and I suspect it'll be more soon, LMH seems to have relit a serious muse fuse of late... :lol::devil: I'll see what I can cover before I find out I'm behind yet again..

RIGHT. *ahem* Onwards!!

CHPT 21
aw, I thought that bit with Stel & H was kinda cute, and Mac being a bloody cheeky bugger, fun. Danno seems to bring a lot of abuse on himself doesn't he... Basically it seems like Mac's got babes and bairns at home, and kiddies at work...

Uh oh. Little Macster's smirking now? My how quickly they grow... A kicking crooked smirk? The world will soon perish, my lord, another one... Kickin' Macster was just too adorable, LMH :D awwww


CHPT 22
Lions and tigers and teddy bears, oh my... and another kitchen party... looks up, looks at table ...er, **picks up coffee and muffin from kitchen table and ... gets a plate** .(Um, did Mac ever uncuff Pey during the last of that or was she shackled the whole way thru...? :lol:) Must be fun to have the tables turned on one by Mac :p :devil: Me myself, I always wind up in the kitchen at house parties. It really is where all the action is...

...they headed upstairs to get the camera
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LMH, You know, that's known as a teaser right...? :lol: >> whossat?? ...a.... camera???? Hmmmmm. What *ever* is to come ? (er, besides them?)

Could it beeeee, a special for the Discovery Channel? Never Cry Wolf for Animal Planet? (They would seem to be well beyond The um, Learning Channel, & TLC stands for something else with them, seems like). How about Bravo *claps* or Showcase *sudden spotlight*, or what about Encore Presentations? (They'd do well there, wot with Mac's semi-automatic reload and all...) Perhaps put a cam on the fridge and you'd get some serious cookin' tabletop telly from the Kitchen... Not what you'd normally see on the Food Network. Um, *Iron* Chef? The *Thirsty* Traveller? :p Cops and Wobblers? New Specialty Channel: GutterVision, variety programming... What *are* you up to here now LMH?

I've been dying to know what the heck you're all talking about. Guess I'll just hafta go see now.

CHPT 23
*turns digital page to chpt 23, which spontaneously combusts*

Hello? er, anyone got a spare copy kickin' around by chance? I don't wanna miss this... Oh c'MON LMH, pass me the remote, I'll give it baaaack, promise...

Alrighty then, I'll be back. Chpt 23/24 FB Post to follow.

*I bet yer all wishin you could shut me up again now* eh? :p :D
 
aw-haw-hawwwww LMHchie, 's'alright now hon, El-Snarkie's here now... *sniff* it's so sweet to be missed, I'm touched. *sighs happily* I've been told I'm like a narcotic before, I knew I shoulda taken it as a compliment...
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***See you.....Tackles&Hugs you again****"What's that , more"? "Tackles you again.*** :D :lol: :D :lol:

**Thankies you're back, God I missed ya*** ;)



well well well now... who's been a busy naughty little thing lately?? *sudden spotlight on LMH*
(er, 's'okay, there's no cameras rolling, we'da made ya sign a contract before anything like that...)
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**Not me....I'm a good girl***So sweet and Innocent***




LMH, You know, that's known as a teaser right...? >> whossat?? ...a.... camera???? Hmmmmm. What *ever* is to come ? (er, besides them?)
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**What....It's so they can take pictures of Macster**** :D :D :D :D :D
 
Wha, just woke up with a huge hangover form partying all night to read chap 24 Workout Taylor Style. You go Macky! Pump up to muscles. :devil: Thnx for updating Luving. :lol:

Knew you'd like the icon Luving. He's really wicked.
 
(plugs and rewires, types rapidly on several computer consoles, as sparks pfft here and there) *sirens cease* (taps some more) *sprinklers ease*
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Carefully mops off Senna's lovely new avie. Very wikked. Likies a lot. :D
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Yep, I'm gonna need a towel here methinks. *squelches over to fridge and grabs another beer* Still haven't been to sleep yet. Tilts water off a chair. Frankly I'm not sure I'll get to today. Bit of a do here to clean up... How would I explain this to someone? Good thing I don't have roommates anymore.

CHPT 23 ~ Attention!/Ready! Pret!!/Set!! Tourner!!!/AaaaaaandAction!!!
Pouty Vulva - sounds like the name of a band or something :lol: I want the t-shirt... Pouty family, geewhillikers. Peyton has pouty lips, a pouty **sound of an old fashioned bicycle horn**, Mac has pouty sinister good looks, and they have a pouty smirking crooked-faced bairn... Pouty !Pac, in da hoouuuusssssse...

...interesting how they started out narrated themselves, especially Mac... very cerebral at first, a la "see here now as I insert slot A into slot B to incur a complete dissolution of all elevated higher functions and induce a complete discombobulation of all sensual elements of the central nervous system, simply by singing your favourite song by Pouty Vulva...watch now as I enter... :p Everybody wants to direct, eh?

erm, "oral gymnastics?" need to sign waivers for that? get to practice with harnessess and soft crash mats?

*fans herself* whooooo there chiquita. *Looks up* Who needs cable. god damn... :lol: :devil: This chappie's easily an early frontrunner for the third Sprinkler Award. (I'm still considering earlier submissions. Results to follow, maybe tommorrow...)


CHPT 24
Chocolate ding dong? Is that what you're calling it now? Tasty. 9" ding dong. Gimme.

"What is it with you and tables"?
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she asked, flat atop the table... :lol::lol::lol: Buffet's still open. She got dinged by a dong, right enough. This broadcast has been sponsored by Helman's spread. Extra Creamy, with zing...

And one hell of a way to work off those calories, my oh my lord to have a marine flat on his back with iron pumping... :lol: :devil: I kinda like that bit there :lol:

Lastly, I know wee little Macster was having his first taste of the world, but I can't believe it was anything as good as what his folks just got... Dessert all day everyday, he got stewed peas or something.

OK there. Another strong contender for a Sprinklie. *sighs* You make my tasking here very difficult LMH... ;)
Awards to take place sometime this weekend. Opinion and schedule subject to change. Repeatedly.


Alright. Apolgies if the above three posts are complete and utter gibberish. I really need to take myself of to sleep now.

*goes rummaging for a ding dong* What. Sudden Craving.

---ETA

**Not me....I'm a good girl***So sweet and Innocent***
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chokes and spits out ding dong. Owie. Dangit! Um, LMH, haven't we covered this already?

* SNORT * GOOD GIRL MY ARSE!!

plus there's now documented proof, and I still have the remote... :p
 
Wha Luving, just by reading this chappie I'm worn out! Not to mention with a big hangover *drooling all over the keyboard* You're sneaky. :devil: :devil:

When was laundy day again? :( Do we have time enough to remove the dryer from the washing machine? :eek: Need to make a wall to come to my wits. :p
 
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**MADE THIS FOR US*** :D :D



Awww, El....Thanks for he SNARK, that should keep me going for a few hours. What a rush. Though you now have no proof, that I'm a bad girl. Because Macky, Peyton, Senna and I snuck in last night, while you were passed out and helped ourselves to a beer, and grabbed the remote. :p :p


So.....Once again....I'm a Good Girl. :D :D :D


Chapter 25 is up

***************Lots of Warnings******************



Wha Luving, just by reading this chappie I'm worn out! Not to mention with a big hangover *drooling all over the keyboard* You're sneaky.

When was laundy day again? Do we have time enough to remove the dryer from the washing machine? Need to make a wall to come to my wits.
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**I luv ya too babe....wasn't that just slippery and good naughty fun.***

And yes, you have time to remove the dryer, as the next chapter will be late.

I'm having a few concerns and arguemnet with the other half, not good right now. :(

But thankies for the lovely vid you made, it rocks.

10:42pm Canada time.....No posting tonight, to sad and tears cover my screen, or board whatever. :( :( :(

Have to work tomorrow, don't wanna :(
 
Luving, hope your feeling better tomorrow. :( You just hang in there. Don't let it get to you. If it does, just kick some butts. Hope Macky can cheer you up a bit.



Meanwhile I've been reading 'Heaven and Hell' HCrazy wrote. That's a big story :eek: Gonna take me a while to finish it. *Compliments on very good writing, you all should charge* :lol: PS: thanks for my update.
 
Luving, hope your feeling better tomorrow. You just hang in there. Don't let it get to you. If it does, just kick some butts. Hope Macky can cheer you up a bit.
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**Senna, thanks for being there, and I'm trying. Though at times it's hard starting over.


**************CHAPTER 26 is up*************************
 
Funny and sensual update Luving. Can't wait for Danny to have his own! Men and kids *bhoa*. And Macky is being naughty again! :devil: :devil: Great update!

Well gotta run off and make that wall for you! *Cheery is on her way for you* ;)
 
Hiyas Senna, LMH, shadowlurkers... Howzit?? :D

How you doing LMH? Any keisters I can kick for ya? Lemme know, I'm good at it, lots of practice lately, would be happy to help out. **big big BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG HUGS for LMH** aw honey, hang in there.

Well, maybe a recap of the Sprinkler Awards Show might cheer ya up. Me and my crew have been working long hung-over hours on this, just for you... ;)

Just for clarity, I'll post in Two installments...

:devil: :devil: :devil:SPRINKLER AWARDS :devil: :devil: :devil:

What They Are:
All awards correspond to FF Chpt Postings (ie. Chpt one is really long)

Sprinkler Award - for setting off alarms and sprinklers with excessivley hawt passages
Towel Award - for a passage inducing a mess that a reasonable towel could deal with
Coupon Booklet for Pac's Peripherals Warehouse of Refurbished Computer Parts
Tissue/Toothbrush Award - for a moment of excessive emotional intensity or sweetness

Tonight's snark is sponsored in part by Snickers.

Tonight's House Band: Under New York Bridge, now signed to Elwood's label, Gutterball Records. T-shirts and posters are available in the lobby. We regret to inform you that the feed for the PM Poems Recital and Installation Art Exhibit has been pulled by the CRTC, due to ratings standards, and will have to be moved to pay per view. Alas.

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Now to re-cap last's show, for the other overall Arts & Technical broadcast that no one watches:

Alphabet Award: The Letter P: Pouty, Purring, Plunging, Passionate, Possessing
Favourite Dinner - Chinese Food
Favourite Dessert - Strawberries - Runner Up: Chips Ahoy Cookies
Favourite Breakfast – Pancakes & Syrup - Runner Up, Strawberries
Favourite Band - Union Choral Angels
Favourite Stuffed Animal: Wolf. - Runners Up: Teddy Bear, and Lion. Whaddaya mean there was no wolf? I thought I heard a wolf. No? Oh. What about a doggy? I liked the little doggy...

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A Brief Separte Section for the FF CHPT 1 inclusive of original Posts

Hook, Line & Sinker Certificate - for the phrase that got me hooked on the story: "He wanted to kiss and nibble all night." Anything that put "Mac" & "kiss and nibble all night" just had me at it's mercy right there...

Bloody Tease Statuette - chpt 1.3, 'nuff said.

Runner Up Tease - the event that never happened, Chpt 1 Pac Flirt in Mac's office, 1.9, so dangerous that Mac nearly drew his weapon. Honorable Mention - "Kiss me before I melt," followed by "I'm not in the mood." chpt 1.9 Shame on you Mac Taylor. Alas for food poisoning.

Firearm Safety/Water Conservation Badge - Peyton in 1.6 for practising with a fully loaded weapon, but she was behind him when it went off, and she cleaned up when she was done; commended also for her diligence in wanting to practice further in 1.7

Best Techie Babble to illustrate context: gamma-hydroxybutyric acid

Best Cheery Bi-Polar Villain - 1.8 “....He was laughing, he thought it was funny...."No!!! this can't be happening," he yelled, "damn him....!!! Oh well..." Laughing at himself, he packed what he needed...”

Red Shirt Award(awarded to a character seen only briefly, who serves as a plot device and is subsequently offed -- this award commemorates the fate suffered by every anonymous Star Trek Security-Team crewman clueless enough to don the Red Shirt): WINNER: The Chief of Police, who didn’t do it, and was killed by an allergic reaction to the winner of the Techie Babble Award.

Best Villain: Dirk Diddler

Best Cameo - Sid the Man, in a tux at the wedding

Tissue/Toothbrush Award - The Realm of Enchantment Wedding Day & Night, floating out of the Universe, colliding worlds, wow quantum reality's a dangerous place...

Best Phrases for a T-Shirt or Name for a Band, inspired by FF Inclusive Chpt 1
- 9 Inch Males
- Chips Ahoy: Dessert Now
- Insanely Mad

The Regular Broadcast for Chpts 2-10, and 11-20 will return right after this.
 
:devil: :devil: SPRINKLER AWARDS :devil: :devil: ** [/i]continued, installment #2

--------- And now, ladies and gents, on with tonight’s broadcast, we’re so pleased to see you all here this evening!

:p CHPTS 2 – 10 :p

Coupon Book Nommie: - Chpt 4 - Love me "to the Heavens, ... and Beyond!" (it sounded like an old sci-fi movie phrase or something, that’s really the only reason I thought it amusing; it's only my twisted mind that slants it away from the intended romance)
Coupon Book Nommie: - Chpt 7 - "Stop pouting Mac, you’ll ruin your handsome good looks..."

Sprinkler Award Nommie: - Chpt 4 - breakfast in bed, strawberries
Sprinkler Award Nommie: - Chpt 7 - Cuffed & Dangerous Mac

Best Cameo: Union Choral Angels

Tissue/Toothbrush AwardWinner: Chpt 10, little fists wrapped around your heart, heart melting into yours
Coupon Book Winner: - Chpt 7, pouty handsome good looks
Towel Award Winner: Chpt 2 – The Journey Home: : Danny & Lindsay's sudden arrival with Peyton still in Mac's arms, chatting idly about the movies, and his carrying her up the stairs, still sprinting, then subsequently kicking in the door…
Sprinkler Winner: Chpt 7. – Cuffed & Dangerous Mac - how can you go wrong with everything you put in this chappie?? Exeptional performances by cheeky peyton and pouty mac, and for being bigger everytime, for no underwear, for tongue nibbles, for being up to making one scream, for bulging muscles, for being loved to the point of passing out, and the very fact that she lay her head on his chest whilst he was still an enchanted captive love...
Hands down, hands cuffed, there's your First Sprinkler Winner right there...

Best Phrase for a T-Shirt or a Band Name, inspired by Chpts 2-10:
- Wagging Shafts
- I have not yet begun to bite...

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:p Chpts 11 – 20 :p

Coupon Book Nommie: - chpt 11 - "...dream on hot stuff..."
Coupon Book Nommie: - Macster dressed up, with a crooked smile and Macky pout
Coupon Book Nommie: - Chpt 12 "how much do you think she saw?" asked a naked Mac

Tissue/Toothbrush Nommie: - chpt 19 - yawning, curling, crinkle nosed macster
Tissue/Toothbrush Nommie : - the Little Angel Lullabye
Tissue/Toothbrush Nommie : - Chpt 17, Triple Homicide, wee lambs

Best Cameo: Lindsay's Kitchen Cooker

Sprinkler Award Nommie - Chpt 17, breakfast in bed, pancakes and syrup, and strawerries too
Sprinkler Award Nommie – chpt. 18 greek gods and optional towels...
Sprinkler Award Nommie - chpt 20 - Zoo Story, nice doggy, *woof*

Tissue/Toothbrush Winner: - chpt 19, crinkle nosed macster
Coupon Book Winner: - Chpt 12 "how much do you think she saw?" asked a naked Mac
Towel Award Winner: - chpt 18, the Panting Poets
Optional Towel Award Winner – chpt. 18 - 'cos he's wearing one, then he's not...
Sprinkler Award Winner: - chpt 18, The Greek God and his Optional Towel and everything that followed...

Best Phrase for a T-Shirt or Band Name, inspired by Chpts 11-20:
- Baby Oil & Slick Bud
- Nature Boy
- Earth To Stella
- Bowls Of Jelly
- Panting Poets
- Slippery Wishes
- Cry Wolf

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Thanks for a fabulous evening, ladies & gents, check under your seats for your gift bags, which have vouchers and certificates for new Sony audio-visual home theatre systems, Kenmore Washers and Dryers, Digital /Video Cameras, Brunch Coupons for Berry Supreme and Boffo's Chinese, a year's subscription to GutterVision, and the new CD by Union Choral Angels. You can't get this anywhere else, folks. Tune in next time, when our original Panting Poet, LMH, tries to convince us yet again: "I am too a Good Girl..."

Till then, This is Elwood, signing off, Thank you, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand G'nite!!

(Thanks for sharing all your writing and fun spirits LMH, it truly is always a treat. :D :D :D)
 
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