Re: You Know You've Watched To Much CSI When..
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-although you're trying desperately to stay spoiler free, you find yourself glancing at the spoiler threads, trying to talk yourself into breaking the code. I mean, I actually didn't go spoiler free ALL season, I looked in the beginning. So I keep telling myself that this season doesn't count, lol.
-your friend's telling you about a CSI music video she made during english class and she tells you that it's GSR. So something comes up about kids so she says she used a scene with Nick in it to substitute for the kids. I began laughing like a crazy person. Everyone sorta looked at me, but I just smiled at my friend and she rolled her eyes.
-you scream out in biology class that people are attracted to symetry. We were going over attraction and etc. My teacher smiles at me and says,"Yes, how did you know?" And then you go on describing CSI: LV episode "A Little Murder" and how the father created a virtual woman who was symetrical to a guy. Long story, and it began with "In an episode of CSI..." Everybody just groaned while I blissfully accounted the episode. My teacher asked if I was okay after class.
-you ask to borrow a few discs from a friend to see a few episodes for a fanfiction you're writing and when they end up giving you two whole seasons, you gleefully dance around in the hallway and then place them carefully in your locker, wrapped in your coat so nothing happens to them.
-you cry and complain to your musical director that CSI is on Thursday night and that you need to be excused at 8:45 instead of 9 so that you can get home and watch the beginning. If you miss the beginning, you have no idea what's going on!
-you walk into the guidance center and are waiting for your counselor when you see a different one, sitting at his desk, and you swear you see Grissom. I started to smile really wide and then frowned when I remembered that it was just a counselor.
-you talk to the dermatologist for a half hour while she's freezing warts off your hands and feet about CSI and how LV is the best and how you absolutely praise it. Then hit your stepfather when he says that the asylum let me out for some fresh air over the weekend.
-you argue for ten minutes over the phone with your uncle when you tell him you're watching CSI.
"Which one?"
"Las Vegas."
"Ugh. I hate Las Vegas. I watch Miami."
*gaping mouth*"Miami's so much drama! Jeez, and Horatio and his sunglasses? Get a grip! Jeez, you don't know what you're missing. Grissom and Sara, oh my gosh, and then Nick and Warrick and Catherine and *squeaky voice*Greggo.
Mom: "Ash, who is it?"
*hands phone over to mother* "Your brother. He has no taste in television programming. Pssh, Miami."*turns CSI up*
~I do actually like Miami. I was just apalled that he thought Miami was better. Sorry if I offend any hardcore Miami lovers...
