*drags self into the thread*
My preciousssssssss! *dies*
Seriously, the only chance to get on the internet since Sunday evening was once at my sister's apartment complex--and it wouldn't let me see this thread because OMG THE CHILLUNZ MIGHT SEE TEH PR0NZ or something. So I will now be a pervy little beeyotch in retaliation for my forced separation from you guys. :devil:
~ *huggles George, Bree and Mr Elsie* Good to see you all coming over to our little playground to be corrupted.
Don't let anybody tell you otherwise--George is a big pussycat.
~ My classy literature would be
The Gay Kama Sutra. You guys should have seen me in the bookstore. I'm trying to be covert, pretending to look at the 'current events' section while scanning the shelves for the book I'm looking for--and then here comes Rhonda, loud and just grabbing the
kama sutra book out and laughing at it. Poor Mr. Elsie was very out of his element standing there with us. Yes, dearie, that "Hot Cops" book was all about porny situations with cops. I should have bought that one too. *whistles innocently*
~ Deb, you're already looking for the cop porn for our 'bring your own porn' movie night next year? :lol: I need to find porn shops around here and start searching for titles. :lol:
~ Staying up until 4:30 with certain ladies, talking about informative subjects and watching really bad gay porn was
such fun!
Someone needs to get me a sound byte of that brilliant line. :lol: (I still can't believe you bought that wretched movie, Deb!
)
~ I find it hilarious that
I know more about the gay secks than the rest of these guys. I'm so corrupted, it's not even funny. My dear girls, there are so
very many things two boys can do together. :devil:
~ I don't want to see nekkid ass when I go to take a pee. (And wasn't it clowns or something? *shudder*) You should question the taste of the person who picked out the art in that place, Deb.
Maybe if it was nekkid boys of the homosexual variety, I might be appeased...
~ How lovely of you to put that quote in your siggy,
Thumpy. :lol: I wonder how loud I said that in the restaurant?
I'm sure neighboring tables learned of my naughty little hobby. :devil:
~ for
Orison's benefit on future trips, I will cease speaking English and just make rude hand signals to get my point across. :devil: *makes a circle with one hand and pokes the circle with the index finger of the opposite hand* Does that explain things well-enough, my dear?
~ I didn't want my picture posted on the board. Yeah, call me a pussy if you like.
If I see a decent picture someone took of me, I might consent to have it posted...maybe. :lol:
~ I still need to get my film developed. Most of my pictures are of things rather than people. Hopefully they still turned out, though...
~ I'm currently wearing my Team Flack shirt. For some strange reason, whenever I think of what the words mean, I giggle and my mind wanders to that lovely piece of literature I bought on Sunday. *whistles innocently* :devil: