C1: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
C2: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
C1: My God, what a brilliant idea!
C2: I know.
I had to cheat, sounded familiar, but couldn't quite remember the movie, been a LONG time since I seen it!!!
Anyhow, here's mine:
Movie and Charactors,
C1: Who's "Joe Potsmoker"?
C2: Oh, that's my alter-ego.
C1: Wait, I thought that was MY alter-ego.
C2: No, you're "Smokey McPott."