c1: As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation." I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
c2: Was that on a beer mat?
c1: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
c2: I won't say anything.
c1: Thanks
C1: You ever feel bad about any of this? C2 Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy. C1: You mean the poor. C2: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.
C1:It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
C2:But you can't have babies.
C1on't you oppress me.
C2:Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?