It's time to play CSI MATCH GAME--2nd Season!!!

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ROFLMAO!!!

I was gonna say A-Lenny Kravitz or Urkel

and B-SEMEN stains!!!

New Phrases for Sunday (sorry I didn't log in saturday)

Danny Messer said "Last week we busted Weird Willie on solicitation of prostution and that guy is SOOOOOO WERID!" Board Members: HOW WEIRD IS HE?!?!? Danny continued "He's so weird, instead of asking the hooker for intercourse or a blowjob, he asked her for ____________!"

Natalia Boa Vista said "Man, that date I had with Ryan was SOOOOOO much better than the ones I went on with Eric. After taking me out to dinner, instead of giving me a goodnight kiss, he gave me _____________! And we're going out again next week!"
 
A-Money? (since he'd usually be the one paying the money...)

B-His lovechild?

(darn I hope that doesn't pass the line)
 
A: ...love in an elevator (Aerosmith song)
B: ...a pet mole

Edit: What is a CSI doing busting perps for routine prostitution?
 
I was going to say A. directions to the Guggenheim and B. A lesson in how to be a Cunning Linguist.

New phrases for Monday/Tuesday:

Grissom said "Okay, I'm middle aged, white, have a slight pooch and have greying hair. Still, until I grew a beard, women kept on thinking I was _________! And boy did I get into trouble because of it!!!"

Calleigh Duquesne said "The next guy I date had better not be ___________, or else the crime lab will be investigating ME for MURDER!!!!"
 
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