Grissom said "Back when I was first working as a CSI in Southern California, I had to solve a horrible crime. Some evil fiend put ________ in Lawrence Welk's bubble machine!"
Nick said "Catherine sent us out to a crime scene at Caesar's palace, but she got the room number mixed up. Instead, Warrick and I ended up at someone's bachelorette party, and they thought we were ___________(s)!"
A.Soap(that'd really bubble up lol)
B.lol I'd also go with strippers...hmm...Hookers of the male variety? Sorry if it's not allowed, I'l gladly edit. I can't always tell for sure. (and the old MG did frequently use terms like 'hookers')