I'd like to think they wouldn't find me at all but they're good. So. They'd hopefully find me in a compromising situation with Sara and/or Sofia, trying to get an alibi for the time Grissom's body disappeared from the face of the world...
Should they find me dead, then I'd probably have done too much drinking, passed out and been mugged by some kids on the streets. I'd be in pretty bad shape and smell of old booze and well, death.