How would CSI find your body?

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  1. Gloomy

    Gloomy Witness

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    - Not in an embarassing way
    - Not be killed by another person
    - Not in decomposing condition
    - In natural cause

    Can I really choose? I wish.
     
  2. SamStokes

    SamStokes Police Officer

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    Drooling over all the Nick Stokes pictures, and dying of my heart beating to fast for my body to control!
     
  3. greenplastic

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    Severely mangled after getting in a fight with the construction workers outside my window because they won't shut the shell UP! But don't worry. I did a number on them as well.

    OR. Suffocated crawling through Grissom's air ducts. Is that weird?
     
  4. SaraSidle_girl

    SaraSidle_girl Pathologist

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    They'd find me in Sara's appartment, trying to figure out all of the mysteries of Sara Sidle...
    And I might just take advantage of that situation to clear the air in Sara's lovelife
     
  5. MiaCharlize

    MiaCharlize Coroner

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    I'd like to think they wouldn't find me at all but they're good. So. They'd hopefully find me in a compromising situation with Sara and/or Sofia, trying to get an alibi for the time Grissom's body disappeared from the face of the world...
    Should they find me dead, then I'd probably have done too much drinking, passed out and been mugged by some kids on the streets. I'd be in pretty bad shape and smell of old booze and well, death.
     
  6. Elsie

    Elsie Shopaholic

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    Hopefully, fully clothed and looking beautiful! :p

    I hope they would find that my death was accidental and quick. I'd also prefer an abbreviated autopsy, and would prefer it if they didn't have to wash my naked body, because that's just weird...
     
  7. thegluups

    thegluups Prime Suspect

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    Interesting question...They probably would find me drowned in diet coke!!! Either that, or with the tv on : if that happens, no need to discover C.O.D, here it is : my favourite football team just lost the title...(there would then probably also be several empty bottles of vodka to drown my sorrow...)
     
  8. Bullet_Girl

    Bullet_Girl Coroner

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    haha....I'd be in Nicks closet soaking up all the sexy texan charm that is him :D or in grissoms closaet, whichever is fine :D
     
  9. CSI_in_training

    CSI_in_training CSI Level Two

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    They'd find me in my room, surrounded by my CSI DVDs, up to my eyebrows in Math homework. I'd've died of a work overload and and an overdose of crystal lite, Pepsi and chocolate.
    Either that or under a foot of ice in one of the random lakes that have been popping up in Calgary because I was a moron and fell through the ice on one of them.
     
  10. Turtlebaby

    Turtlebaby Police Officer

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    - Not naked would be good.
    - Preferably before my body becomes soup
    - Unless I'm going to be naked. Then soup is good.
    - I don't want to be murdered.
    - Or some other painful scary way.
    - I want to die laughing on my 89th birthday.
    - Chocolate overdose. I'd slip into an unconsiousness full of jean clad Grissom's and curly haired Sara's and then fall of the edge of life happy.

    That is all.
     
  11. Bullet_Girl

    Bullet_Girl Coroner

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    hehe.....very funny, Turtlebaby :D
     
  12. VManso

    VManso CSI Level Two

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    They'd find me slumped over my computer .
     
  13. SincerelyInDenial

    SincerelyInDenial Police Officer

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    Um, I'm a holiday weekend worker at Bath & Body so they'd find me in the stock room, underneath a million bottles of lotion and home accents.

    I am also a paralegal, so the other scenario would be murdered while at court during break. Eeek!
     
  14. labgeekluvr

    labgeekluvr Lab Technician

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    Hopefully not horribly burned or drowned--those are the two ways I definitely DO NOT want to go.

    I probably wouldn't want to be killed at work either, that would just be too creepy (I'm a minister--definitely would not like to end up like the victim in "Double Cross" :eek: )

    How would they find me? Probably dead from exhaustion.
     
  15. Pixu

    Pixu Witness

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    -Probably killed by one of my chemistry teacher's frequent attempts to blow up the lab
    -Crushed by a grand piano cause someone didn't appreciate my 'musical' talents
    -Killed by an anerysm due to the stress I'm put under at school
    -Poisoned by my Dad putting arsenic or something similar in my coffee stash
    -Or, most likely, run down by a car during morning rush hour
     

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