How to Annoy (insert character here)

-Gather some ants in a small box and place into Nick's locker with a note "something you left behind, Poncho"

-Put a gps tracking device on Greg to spy him to find his secret Blue Hawaiian hiding place.

-Flying a toy helicopter around Morgan everytime she's in the lab.
 
VEGAS CSI

Know more than Hodges about anything.

Tell Katherine she looks like she could be Horatio's sister.

Tell D.B. Russell to buy some Just For Men, the gray hair doesn't work for him.

CSI: MIAMI

Just look at Eric the wrong way.

Tease Ryan about something he actually saw. (Episode 10.02 STIFF...the floating hat.)

Ride with Horatio and everytime you get in the Hummer start saying "Are we there yet?" over and over till Horatio gets to where he's going.

Call Frank Tripp 'Old Baldy'.

Mess with Calleigh Duquesne's Hummer.

Don't let Walter analyze any of the really good evidence.
Call Walter an idiot in French.

Tell Tom Loman he doesn't know what he's talking about.

Make Natalia wear real high heels and while wearing those heels chase all the suspects who run.

Tell Travers he smells weird.

Make Dave Benton watch while someone else does any A/V work as good as or better than him.

Lock Scott O'Shay in the same room with Horatio for 6 hours.

CSI: NY

Make Mac leave a crime scene to go home and get some rest. (Season 7 episode Nothing For Something.)

Call Jo Danville a snitch.

Make a rape joke around Sheldon

Call Lindsay crazy.

Tell Danny he can't work a case.

Tease Sid about his job. (Season 4 episode Admissions.)

Call Flack a dirty cop.

Take Adam's computers away.

Tell Chief Sinclair to buzz off.
 
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Get Ecklie a book called 'Undersherriff for Dummies' (no I don't expect it's a real one)

Get all the CSIs a copy of Forensics for Dummies (which is a real one)
 
Make a total mess everywhere Ryan walks to get him reorganize everything over and over again:lol:

Write "a dork" on Ryan's locker.
 
I suck at these kinds of threads but I'll contribute:

-Ask Warrick if he wants to go shopping for shirts that button all the way up.

-Invite Sofia to Gil and Sara's engagement party (you know the engagement party that never happened but every GSR fan has a fantasy about...that engagement party).

-Tell Catherine that she's a MILF (we're all thinking it...but no one would ever say it out loud).

-Play punch buggy with Sara.

-(Back in season 1) Give Sara a copy of Life magazine and say, "See, Gil, Sara finally has a life."
 
Get Lindsay to put a note on Danny's locker asking him to buy tampons on the way home.

Ditto with Sara, and Grissom's desk

(that is great fic material, guys hate it LOL)
 
Following GregNickRyanFan's example, here's another one inspired by last night's CSI: Miami.
How to annoy Natalia Boa Vista.
Ruin a piece of DNA evidence before she gets it.
 
I bet that'd work for Hodges too lolol. Or just tell him how bad a job he's doing. And throw in a few disses on his sci-fi show.
 
Here's one.
How to annoy Jim Brass, Frank Tripp and Don Flack.
Lock them all in the same room together and let them annoy each other. :guffaw:
 
Ok one that popped in my mind after watching last night's episode: Put some leeches into Ryan's locker with a note "To Haystack from Needle" :lol:
 
LOL Someone fanfic'ed those three. It's called 'Snark Convention'. Great read on FF.net.

I'd also get a book I saw at the library for Don and Jim. "The Snark Handbook".

Expanding on the locker thing...

Put a jeweled cockroach in Danny's locker.

Go anywhere near Ryan Wolfe with a nail gun. Fire a few at random.

Get someone to take some of that hibernation stuff and find a way for them to wake up on Sid's table. He'll go call Peyton afterward :D

Superglue Sid's funky glasses together so he can't open them in the middle.

Next time you're at autopsy in Vegas, randomly yell "RAT!" and point.
 
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