How to Annoy (insert character here)

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  1. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Set off a bug bomb in Gil's office

    Steal all the Blue Hawiian when Greg isn't looking

    Break Horatio's shades...like, accidentally step on them on purpose.

    Rig up a fake body in the morgue so it starts screaming when Doc cuts into it. (works for any of the other coroners too)

    Come up behind Nick and put an ant on his shoulder

    Tell Stella (or Cath)they should try to cover up more on top

    Glue Sid's seperating glasses together so he can't pull them apart

    Ask H why his women always die

    Pimp out the Hummer with a new paintjob and a sign that says SUPER H MOBILE

    Keep calling Mac Lt.Dan and ask to see his new legs.

    Run from Gil's office yelling "aaaah! it's escaped! run for your lives!"

    (note I'm trying to avoid ship stuff mostly...although if anyone wants, I'll start a ship version in that area)
     
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  2. Geeno

    Geeno Pathologist

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    People scream "YEEAAHHH" whenever Horatio with sunglasses passes by.
     
  3. sharp52092

    sharp52092 Star Wars and CSI Fan Moderator

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    Cool and fun idea

    Kill an insect in front of Grissom or your employment is an experminator

    Treat Greg likes he's still a lab rat

    Mess up Greg's hair

    Your thought to be dead but your not and the coronors soon find out the hard way
     
  4. kala79

    kala79 Lab Technician

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    Be a doctor and tell Lady Heather that due to her lower back problems rough sex is off limits
    Be a doctor and tell Calleigh Duquesne that due to her lower back problems she must be wearing only flat shoes since now on
    Tell Natalia Boa Vista that she doesn't look good in white
    Tell Horatio, whilst talking to him, to speak louder and faster
     
  5. BlueDiamondStar

    BlueDiamondStar Coroner

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    Interesting thread.
    So....
    Put bunch of fake bugs into Grissom's locker.
    Send notes around the lab with "pint size" printed on.

    Replace Greg's Blue Hawaiian to tea.

    LOL :guffaw:
     
  6. Rizzoli

    Rizzoli Lab Technician

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    Send the Messer's tiny plastic models of light-houses

    Steal the latter half of Horatio's one-liners
     
  7. BlueDiamondStar

    BlueDiamondStar Coroner

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    Put Ryan's locker full of hand sanitizer bottles.

    Steal H's shades and hide them in lab.
     
  8. aroseforemily

    aroseforemily Victim

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    Haha nice thread!
    Walk off before Horatio has finished his one-liner. Just leave.
    Put superglue on Calleigh's heels.
    Can't think of anything else atm...
    :D good one!
     
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    hiphuggerslove Rookie

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  10. Court

    Court Prime Suspect

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    Bwahahahahahahaha!! :guffaw: Love it!
     
  11. BlueDiamondStar

    BlueDiamondStar Coroner

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    Take color spray and draw sunglasses on H's Hummer windshield..
     
  12. Otie

    Otie Hit and Run

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    Hand Mac collected oral swabs and say "M-O-O-N... that spells DNA!"

    Have grease paint along the bridge and nose pads of H's sunglasses.

    Give Mia a sandwich with extra expectorant. Tell her it adds flavour.
     
  13. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Leave Hodges a fake phone message that Milton Bradley wants to buy his new game idea.

    Put over-sized tires of the Super-H Hummer, so that he needs a ladder to get in.

    Put a pressure switch on the autopsy table so that when Doc Robbins presses down with a scalpel, it sounds a buzzer like the Operation game.

    Tell Danny that his kid said his first word today, "Mac."

    Have Detective Andy Sipowicz call Horatio "John Kelly", and that he is needed back on the NYPD.

    Tell Horatio that Megan wants her old job back.

    Whenever you see any kind of bug, tell Nick it is a fire-ant.
     
  14. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Go up to Brass and say "so how many others are on your list, Jimmy?"

    Find some burlesque dancers to chase Greg and keep calling them strippers in front of him.
     
  15. Otie

    Otie Hit and Run

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    Give Sara a doll house, in a perfect half inch scale.
    Steal Robbins' legs, or crutch.
    Replace Greg's Manson CD's with Justin Bieber.
    Make Langston watch all the scenes in Heroes with Clare's father.
    Steal Grissom's fetal pig... then later offer him some bacon.
    Hide random items in Warrick's hair (LOL - my friends and I used to do this to a friend at Uni who had REALLY tight curly hair).
    Tell Brass that you think Ellie over charges.
    Randomly place traces of cyanide around the lab and watch Hodges start sniffling.
    Hack Archie's computer to only play the Hamster Dance.
    Only ever refer to Nick as "CSI Guy".
    Replace all of Bobby's gun lubricants with more adult, warming lubricants.
    Replace Lady Heather's entire wardrobe with clown clothes.
    Ecklie... two and a half words - Shin-O-Ball.
    Renovate Catherine's office to include a pole.
    Whenever you see Sofia, drop to the ground pretending like she shot you.
    Ask Super Dave if he has signs of sexual trauma... and then giggle (that epi killed my husband and I).

    And one finally, absolutely horrible one, care of my husband who's got a very dark sense of humour...
    Crack a 'dead baby joke' to Grissom.
     

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