How many CSI's would it take to change a light bulb?

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lol
it does kinda give you a sense of how many people handle evidence, eh?
okay so my final analysis (of my two and a lab tech)
-one to give the order for someone to change it
-second to collect it and send it to lab tech
-lab tech to run a bunch of test on it
-second to bring it back to the first
-first to ponder....everything then order the second to change it
 
his head is shiny enough, lol. good one. he is more of a moronic idodic loser than a shiny head guy. maybe they would build a thingy to change it for them since they're so smart.
 
How many CSIs does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? None, they wouldn't touch it until the evidence came back :lol:
 
If not Ecklie's head, he'd force Sophia to do it. If not Sophia, he'd force someone to do it. Probably by threat of demotion or being locked in the broom cupboard with Hodges, who, although cute, is probably not the kind of guy anyone would want to be locked in a broom cupboard with.

He he, I have another one.

Let's count:

One to find that the light bulb has blown out.
One to tell Grissom.
Grissom, to find some connection between the light bulb and Miami.
Horatio, to find some connection between the light bulb and New York.
Mac, to receive said messages.
Three, one at Vegas, Miami, and New York, to figure out what this all means.
Sophia and Sara in a once and a lifetime pair up to tell them all to stop wasting time before replacing the light bulb themselves. By Sara standing on Sophia's back, of course.

So, ten in all. Two hundred if you count all the meaningless background people who fiddle with test tubes, look cute and meaningful, but really do nothing.
 
Let's see..

One cop to make a snarky remark

One CSI to stand there and cock his head sideways

One to come up from behind and ask an obvious question

One to then to make a humour remark to lead us into the opening credits.

One to walk and stand there acting cool

One to walk and make goo goo eyes at Grissom

One texan to walk in a declare that together they can all handle this lightbulb
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lmao its cute! that texan would he be cute by the way??
 
Lets try this:
1 to realise it's burnt out
1 to tell Ecklie it's burnt out and that it should be replaced.
ecklie asks why we need light
1 to explain the importance of light to ecklie
and last 1 to change the light bulb while Ecklie is debating whether it's a good place to spend money

Sorry, it's lame but I'm out of ideas
 
No, it's not lame. But I would make one little change.

Ecklie asks why we need light
1 to ram the burned out bulb down his throat.
 
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