How many CSI's would it take to change a light bulb?

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  1. IHeartEric

    IHeartEric Coroner

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    Okay, I'm serious. How many do you think it would take?

    *deadpans*

    Okay, so has anyone heard any good CSI jokes, at all, ever?
     
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  2. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    One CSI to spray for blood and other bodily fluids, and dust for fingerprints.

    Two coroners: one to dissect the burned out bulb to discover the cause of failure, and one to talk to the dead bulb.

    I will have to think about it, but here is a thread about How many CSI Files board members does it take...
     
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    Good heavens! What a story, Dynamo! :eek: It's pretty funny though :lol:

    As for how many CSIs to change a lightbulb...I say one, 'cause they're all so smart :D
     
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    k heres my answer...it will take 3 csi's...one to check if the bulb was shot at...one to take pictures if the bulb for potential prints on who put the bulb in last and one to put on his sunnies and say a snappy quote
     
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  5. IHeartEric

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    I dunno the answer. Just thought it'd make an interesting thread.
     
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  6. coolcatz

    coolcatz Head of the Swing Shift

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    none. they never turn the lights on so they'd never know it would need changing.
     
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    lmao. best answer.
     
    jesika, Oct 19, 2005
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    BabaOReilly Head of the Swing Shift Premium Member

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    Heh. So true. :)
     
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  9. Guest

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    One to watch the door with a gun, one to hold the ladder, one to hold the kit, one to determine which way to turn the ladder, and one to dust for fingerprints.

    Oh, and one to look good :) WARRICK
     
    Guest, Oct 20, 2005
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    CSI_in_training CSI Level Two

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    congradulations DarkHeat these are great. love about not turning on the light.
     
    CSI_in_training, Oct 20, 2005
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  11. myfuturecsi

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    Let's see..

    One cop to make a snarky remark

    One CSI to stand there and cock his head sideways

    One to come up from behind and ask an obvious question

    One to then to make a humour remark to lead us into the opening credits.

    One to walk and stand there acting cool

    One to walk and make goo goo eyes at Grissom

    One texan to walk in a declare that together they can all handle this lightbulb
     
    myfuturecsi, Oct 20, 2005
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  12. Guest

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    hahaha, completely awesome! :lol:
     
    Guest, Oct 20, 2005
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    coolcatz Head of the Swing Shift

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    lemme guess, the one making googoo eyes at grissom was nick?
     
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    Hollis CSI Level Two

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    None. They can't touch evidence. :)
     
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    Good question, but then whose the texan ;)? Brass...oh no he's been faking the Jersey thing for years..damn you Brass

    :lol:
     
    myfuturecsi, Oct 21, 2005
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