Re: Horatio/DC#13: Missing The 'Real' H. Please Return ASAP!
oh it was loads of fun!!!! and i had this new counselor fom Wales and his name was Andy. he had red hair and looked a little like H. there were only four other campers in the activity i signed up for, but it was still fun and he played this hilarious rap song for us. it made fun of rappers. and it's by this Welsh group called "Goldie Lookin' Chain" the song was 'Guns Don't kill people, Rappers Do' here's the lyrics, they are hilarious!!!!
[intro]spoken: come out with your hands on your head! turn the rap music off and step away from the stereo! put the rap album down! leave MC Hammer alone! Turn it off!
Guns dont kill people rappers do,
Ask any politican and they'll tell you its true,
Its a fact music makes you violent,
Like Michael Jackson telling little Timmy to be silent,
You don't believe me? Heres my hype,
Offer me the record and i'll show you the type,
Of criminal this rap s*** is breedin,
Its a fact that MC Hammer left me bleedin,
Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'F***',
If I stuck with UB40 then I woulda been in luck,
But I didn't I got it wrong,
Cypress f****** Hill told me to make a f****** bong,
So I started, I bought another tape,
The Power by Snap made my c**** and balls ache,
So remember kids from the head double tap,
Guns don't kill people its just rap!
[Chorus]
Guns don't kill people rappers do
So do the police
Woo Woo Woo
Guns don't kill people rappers do,
I seen it in a documentary on BBC2,
Shot to death outside Hyper Value,
Guns blazin like Michael Caine in Zulu,
Gun-crime statistics are sometimes misleading,
The type of criminal that rap is breedin,
Shot in the chest? No wonder you stopped breathin,
2 for the base over, are you receivin?
Remember rap tracks in '87
Scott the Rock's up ni Hip-Hop heaven,
Biggie and Tupac R.I.P,
Even Jam Master Jays in the cemetary.
[chorus]
Guns don't kill people rappers do
So do the police
Woo Woo Woo
Guns don't kill people rappers do,
I'm a f****** rapper and I might kill you,
As a rapper I'm teachin you a lesson,
AK47 to Smith-and-Weston
Just say no, just like Zammo
Bullet proof vest, to guns and ammo,
Hip-hop gangster trippin,
Even Eminems into pistol whippin,
Its like cluedo murder one,
P-Diddy, J'lo in a nightclub with a gun,
Heard snoop dog now wants to bust a cap,
Guns dont kill people its just rap
One, Two yo face my shoe,
My name is Mike Balls and I'm comin through,
Gun crimes, stabbin, and burglarisation,
Its on a rise all across the nation,
The safety's off and the pistol is aimed,
Yardies and the Mafia always get blamed,
Politicians are shamed, and they haven't got a clue,
Rap is more deadly than f****** Kung-Fu
[Chorus]
Guns don't kill people rappers do
So do the police
Woo Woo Woo
Guns dont kill people rappers do,
From Bristol Zoo to B&Q,
I wanna rap, I wanna rhyme
Heard it in a song now im into gun crime,
Its a sign of the times like Prince changin his name,
Gotta have a shooter to be in the rap game,
Like Michael Ryan about to snap,
Guns dont kill people its just rap!
[Chorus]
Guns don't kill people rappers do
So do the police
Woo Woo Woo
[Outro] spoken:back away fomr the Eminem! put the MC Hammer down!!
isin't it hilarious!?!? i couldn't make out the rest of the outro. but anyways back to our sexy DC!!!! loved all the new pics!!!!