Re: Horatio/DC #12: Miami Never Closes. Neither Does This Th
I found this on the internet somewhere (sorry I cannot for the life of me remember where) and I thought it was hilarious so I thought I would share.
How to Be Just Like Horatio Caine
Want to be just like the star of the hit TV show CSI: Miami?
Here's how you become the king of cool, the definition of intensity, and the lord of sunglasses...
Steps
First you'll want to develop an air of mystery about yourself. You don't want to blabber. Mysterious people don't have loose tongues.
Have someone call you by the first letter in your name. This is an essential in becoming Horatio.
Get a chemistry degree.
Rarely smile or laugh.
You'll want to stand with your hands on your hips a lot of the time while you stare off into the distance.
Get yourself a group of 'followers' to report to you.
Read the book of 'How to never be wrong in any situation'.
Fall secretly in love with your brother's widow.
Never wear short sleeves, you must remain a demeanor of 'cool' no matter the temperature.
Speak...your words...in disjointed sentences. (This makes you sound mysterious and intelligent.)
Tips
Put your sunglasses on in a manner that no one else does.
Things You'll Need
hair dye (a light ginger red color)
A Hummer
Silhouette sunglasses
A gun
Badge
All knowing power