Re: Grissom&Sara #23 - Hot, Butt-Kicking, Chainsaw Wielding
With the amount of bleach she clearly uses, she'll be needing hair-styling tips from Conrad Ecklie soon enough.
lmao. Are you suggesting that that color was anything short of natural?
Reminds me of that music video, though - Grissom LIKES Brunettes (...) Nah, she's not a real blonde.
And I could make 'brighter, whiter!' comments about the Blue Hawaiian's reaction to said bleach, but it all sounds a bit racist to me.
RACIST.
She's a hippie, yo. They embrace bad fashion. THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID IT.
Well, it's true (she says in her black slacks, black tank top, olive green army jacket and maroon scarf).
This is because she comes from a country where the capital city is called Sofia. What kind of GSRer is she anyway?
...I mean, um - LOVE YOU STEVIE!
If you are implying that young
Reebs is anything short of kick-ass, I'll cut you so bad... you gonna wish I no cut you so bad.
So sue me if I go too fast.
*Crazy matador outfit dance moves*
...Geeze, woman, get the quotes right. THE POWER IS YOURS!
HE'S OUR HERO!
Though I wasn't aware that Grissom was that concerned with Our Mother Earth.
He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercises into my anus!
Geez, woman - get the quote right. It's "He told me to forcibly insert the life line exercise card into my anus".
TUH.
Do you, actually? I have this like, billion-decibel buzzer thing you're meant to use to deafen the attacker and attract attention.
No, I have no rape protection other than my really big hippie bag. Which I would fully pelt at anyone who tried to attack me. But I live in the 'burbs and visit Vancouver occasionally and not at dark, so it's rather unncessary.
I imagine Sara carries a rape whistle in Vegas, though.
Anyway, The Tom was the good scare you needed on Halloween. I was thinking of photoshopping his face onto the Burt Reynolds centrefold, but this is a PG-13 board and I don't actually want to kill young Reeble. Just scar her sufficiently, is all.
You are made of badness.
Worse is that there's a picture of Billy with an unbuttoned denim shirt that pretty much looks like the Reynolds centerfold.
By how many people is yet to be determined.
A throng.
...are you hitting on me?
What happens happens.
Oh! Oh! Did you hear that Bill Mahr went as The Crocodile Hunter with the barb through his chest? Seriously - SHAME on Mahr. I love him and everything, but that was really in poor taste.
Whatever could you mean? I do believe they are in fact unfamiliar with this act you so boldly suggest!
Grissom was merely lounging on his bed, and then Sara, being the wifely accomodating woman that she is, planned to take the couch. And then in the morning they'd make waffles!
So lucky you didn't typo with the wrong vowel in that initial word. Though, it would have gone quite well with that fic, I suppose.
I'm amazed that you made it through university.
Question is, which one of them would get to be the middle in that saucy sandwich?
Definitely Ecklie. How could you ever get enough?
You know Ecklie is ALWAYS the one to be behind these things. The only time he has ever revealed it is when 'one of his guys' saw Warrick at the casino. You just know he films their every move.
I'd love it if he was lugging around some tragically old Super 8 or something.
And Grissom and Sara are like, "Is that supposed to be us having sex? Is that me?"
"No, that's... that's the lampshade."
"Oh. Well I HAVE lost weight!"
*Hodges and Ecklie quickly glance at oneanother...wondering...not knowing whether to suggest...makeouts ensue*
*Everyone else is disgusted and heads to Grissom's office for an orgy.*
NOOKIE TIME. Reverse oreo?
Bad form. But hilarious. But bad form.
Wait 'til he adlibs a marriage proposal *cough*
Rambo Text: Sara, you are my light, my love, my one and only. Please be my wife.
WP: Let's do it legal-style.
You'd best not be calling me a Nazi, ho. I ain't part of Team Since PotTR or anything.
lmao. If you were, we'd be discussing a whole other threesome.
*Waits to see if
Adz will pounce on this*
Captain Planet. He's a hero. Gonna take polution down to zero!!!!
We're the planeteers. You can be one, too. 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do. Looting and Polluting is not the way. Here what Captain Planet has to say:
THE POWER IS YOURS.
WOW.
*cough* I made that. It ends with Sara giving Grissom an adoring look <3
Hey,
Alyssa - you know what's dorkier than watching a Captain Planet song set to CSI scenes? Being the one who made it.
remember just how hard I laughed when I heard Sara try to backpeddle about marriage in front of Grissom, and he just went, "Anyway" accompanied by this goofy little headshake.
Oh, I know. He was just "...And... the point of this is...?"
More, it seemed, for Nick's benefit, though.
For Sarah's 'Tragic Love Story' poll I never remarked about, I picked the second option (that it depends on the circumstances) - though, it seems I was the only one. Heh.
Well, I think I phrased the poll wrong. Cheating doesn't really count as a tragic love story ending.
