Re: Grissom&Sara #23 - Hot, Butt-Kicking, Chainsaw Wielding
SARA: I take it that's not blood.
GRISSOM: No... but there's protein in it.
SARA: Oh, the mile-high club. That means the two passengers may have had no
idea what was going on inside that cabin.
GRISSOM: (rote) You know, high altitude enhances the entire sexual experience.
It increases the euphoria.
SARA: (thinks about it for a moment) Well ... it's good. I don't know if it's
that good.
(At her comment, GRISSOM slowly turns to look up at SARA. SARA sees GRISSOM'S
reaction and has to ask.)
SARA: Cite your source.
GRISSOM: Hand me a swab, please.
SARA: You're avoiding the question. "Enhances sexual experience. Increases
euphoria." Cite your source.
GRISSOM: A magazine.
SARA: What magazine?
GRISSOM: "Applied Psychodynamics in Forensic Science."
SARA: Never heard of it.
GRISSOM: I'll get you a subscription.
(SARA doesn't say anything.)
GRISSOM: (calmly) Now, cite your source.
SARA: Oh ... now you want to go down that route?
GRISSOM: Yeah.
SARA: (smiles and shakes her head) Nah. Never mind.
GRISSOM: You started it.
SARA: Delta Airlines, Flight 1109, Boston-Miami, March '93, Ken Fuller. Hazel
eyes, Organic Chem Lab TA, BMOC ... overrated ... in ... every aspect. (GRISSOM
looks at SARA.) Could ... we ... get back to work, please?
GRISSOM: Yeah. I think, due to your, uh ... firsthand knowledge and experience
in airplane bathrooms, you should do the swab.
(GRISSOM steps out of the lavatory and walks past SARA back into the main
cabin.)
SARA: Fine.
How the episode was SUPPOSED to be writting in the heads of the Gutterflies:
SARA:Oh, the mile-high club. That means the two passengers may have had no
idea what was going on inside that cabin.
GRISSOM: (rote) You know, high altitude enhances the entire sexual experience.
It increases the euphoria.
SARA: Well, yeah, it's amazing.. I MEAN .. pretty good.
(At her comment, GRISSOM slowly turns to look up at SARA. SARA sees GRISSOM's
reaction and has to ask.)
SARA: How the hell do you know?!
GRISSOM: A magazine.
SARA: You read about sex in airplanes in a MAGAZINE?!
GRISSOM: "Applied Psychodynamics in Forensic Science."
SARA: (rolls her eyes) Sure..
GRISSOM: I'll get you a subscription.
(SARA doesn't say anything.)
GRISSOM: (calmly) Now, cite your source.
SARA: Ugh.. No way. Nevermind.
GRISSOM: You started it.
SARA: Delta Airlines, Flight 1109, Boston-Miami, March '93, Ken Fuller. Hazel
eyes, Organic Chem Lab TA, BMOC ... overrated ... in ... every aspect. (GRISSOM
looks at SARA.) Could ... we ... get back to work, please?
GRISSOM: Wait a second.. Ken Fuller? That was my name before I changed it to Gilbert Grissom.
SARA: WTF?!
GRISSOM: I.. I.. THAT WAS YOU?!
SARA: ..You changed your name to Gilbert? What were you thinking?! Ugh.. anyway.. have fun doing the swab. (walks out of the room)
Haha. Can you imagine how awkward things would be after that? LOL!