GREG Quotes

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i love "Leggo my Greggo!" i say it on a daily basis lol
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Me too.

SARA: Get down on the bed Greg.

GREG: You know i had a dream about this once, only we weren't in the garage and grissom wasn't watching. (Big Middle season 5)
 
Greg: "Hey Catherine, do you think Sara would go out with me?"
Catherine: "Sure, as long as you don't tell her it's a date"

and from 4x4
Greg: "Sara, I just want you to know that when we were in the shower, I didn't see anything"
Sara: "Really?, Gosh I saw everything" [lucky girl]
 
I am? Wow? <faints> Well, bound to happen sooner or later, right?

Greg - "You've got that look. What did I say right?" hehe
 
Nick Stokes: Hey, Greg
Greg Sanders: [looking through the microscope] Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.
Nick Stokes: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.
Greg Sanders: No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good.
Nick Stokes: Cute toes?
Greg Sanders: Oh, ideal!
Nick Stokes: Mmm.
Greg Sanders: And none are longer than the big toe.
Nick Stokes: Mmm.
Greg Sanders: Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside?
Nick Stokes: Oh, what's in her heart?
Greg Sanders: No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials.
Nick Stokes: [laughing] Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it!
Greg Sanders: No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.
Nick Stokes: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.
Greg Sanders: Ahh, that's boring.
 
I love 'Leggo my Greggo', cos I got a mate called Greg, he's great, so I say that all the time to him!! :D

Wha?? I'm not obsessed with Greg.. :rolleyes:
 
oh and theres these qoutes:

Greg Sanders: [Proudly] My grandfather got tossed from Norway for getting my grandmother pregnant before they got married.

Greg: [about a rollercoaster malfunction] Nuts don't just pop off by themselves.

Greg Sanders: For the record, I really like having a penis. [ i almost died when he said that, it was so funny]

Greg Sanders: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information.
Gil Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

Gil Grissom: So, let's see. You surf, you scuba dive. You're into latex, you like fashion models and Marilyn Manson. And you also have a coin collection?
Greg Sanders: Weird, ha?
Gil Grissom: Well, I race cockroaches!

Greg Sanders: Sara, I just want you to know that when we were in the shower together, I didn't see anything.
Sara Sidle: Really? Gosh, I saw everything...

Nick Stokes: [watching Greg page through a book] I always thought you kept your porn in there.
Greg Sanders: I move it around.

Zach: You know how it is, you look like you were a jock in college.
Greg Sanders: Me?
Sara Sidle: Him?

i know i mentioned almost every greg qoute there is but i loves them all, lol!!! and i went to http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247082/quotes
 
Catherine Willows: So, any luck with the blood and hair samples I gave you?
Greg Sanders: Don't insult me. Luck is only for those without skill.
Catherine Willows: Spoken like a man who's never hit the jackpot.
Greg Sanders: Sad, but true.

I dunno why I like this one so much...it's just the way Greg says: "Don't insult me..."
 
Grissom: "what happened to youe enthusiasm Greg?"
Greg: "Well, Every time I make a DNA match in here my world gets a little smaller, out there is felt large"
Grissom: "Out there means a pay cut"
Greg: "It's not about the money"
Grissom: "That's good to know"

from Precious metal
 
that was so cute. i loved that scene for soem reason i also liked

grissom: greg this is ur dna lab in here u are the master we serve you
greg: you stuff just moved to the top of the list
grissom: thank you
 
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