the only plus to being Danny's waiter is...well, being able to serve Danny.
I'd spit in his tap water (you know he's too cheap to order bottled).
Why do I get the feeling that this entire episode was written because Zuiker read in some C science magazine about the whole tear issue?
Zuiker: Check it out, you guys! Apparently tears have like, some chemicals or some shit when they're emotional tears and stuff? So what if like this chick is fake crying and Stella solves the case cause she checks for these chemical levels in her tears? You know? Like, she's fake crying so she MUST be a crock.
Lea: Dude... genius.
Nathanson: You know what we should do, too? We should have like fucking roaches, man!
Zuiker: Nah, nah, we already had roaches.
Nathanson: Yeah, dude, but these roaches? They wear
jewelry.
Lea: We're so fucking awesome.
Lenkov: Who smoked all the pot?
Danny and Lindsay in that guy's apartment with all the roaches? Did anybody else get X-Files flashbacks? "Her name is Bambi?"