Thanks to
Bumbilina, I now have a copy of "Ransom" -- one of my favorite Gary Sinise movies -- WITH all the DVD extras that my original copy didn't have. Naturally, I felt compelled to make screen caps.
Now pay close attention because this is a Jimmy Shaker pop quiz...
You have Jimmy Shaker in bed.
POP QUIZ: Do you:
a.) Get up to wash dishes
b.) Shag him like a wombat on speed
Jimmy has just turned off the water and begged you to come back to bed.
POP QUIZ: Do you:
a.) Piss and moan about the need to finish the dishes and the general drudgery of your life
b.) Shag him like a wombat on speed
Jimmy brushes the hair from your neck and breathes hotly into your ear.
POP QUIZ: Do you:
a.) Stand there, unmoving, like a mannequin or Paris Hilton
b.) Shag him like a wombat on acid
Jimmy draws you close, places one hand on your pelvis and one hand on your throat, making clear his desire to take you back to bed.
POP QUIZ: Do you:
a.) Look annoyed. God! It's 2 a.m.! Does he
really think he's getting any at this obscene hour?
b.) Shag him like a wombat on acid
Jimmy starts kissing and nibbling his way down your neck, letting you know he is willing to forgo the bed and take you right there at the kitchen sink.
POP QUIZ: Do you:
a.) Rebuff his advance, once again pissing and moaning about the late hour, your bad mood and the imminent onset of PMS.
b.) Shag him like a wombat on acid.
Jimmy is left bewildered when you -- crazy bitch -- have stomped off to bed despite his best attempts to lay you.
POP QUIZ: Do you:
a.) Go back to sleep in your granny panties and sweat shirt, grumbling about how early you have to be up in the morning
b.) GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND SHAG HIM LIKE A WOMBAT ON ACID!!!
Remember: There is only one right answer. Thanks for playing.