Funny Faces/Caption This 2!!!!

[Hankster]

(One of Nick and Sara)

Nick: Sara, is that your hand on my ass?

Sara: Why so it is! Dang, you could bounce a quarter off of this ass! Mmm-mmm!

Nick: (Nonchalantly) Okay... just checking...

 

[Wojo]

Announcer(aka-Greg): "It's time for 'Lets get cookiin' with your hosts Sara Sidle and Nick Stokes!"

Sara: "Today we are going to learn the fine art of cooking without meat."
Nick: "That's right folks, we have all the ingreidients needed right here in front of us. Let's get cookin"

 

[Star4CatESPChick]

Impersonatng a Monty Python Character

Here Brass attempts to do an impression of a Monty Python character. Off screen, Ecklie boos and is immediately hauled out of the room by Nick and Warrick.

 

[iwantboromir]

nicky

Alright, you hide and I'll seek. One.....Two......ten......eighteen.....

 

[Hankster]

(Sara has grabbed Nick's butt)

Sara: Watchu gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

Nick: Ima gonna get get get you drunk, get you love-drunk off my hump! My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump! My studly manly lumps! Check em' out!!!

 

[Dynamo1]

nicky

Nick: Yeah, doc, it's true. The number one injury to CSI's in the nation is being hit in the eye with a nail gun.

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George Eads: No, not again. Another episode directed by Quentin Tarantino? What's going to happen to me this time?

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Nick: Just saw Titanic for the thousandth time. It is so sad, I can't stop crying.

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Nick: Noooooooo. My eyes hurt. I just saw Ecklie in a speedo.

 

[Hankster]

Nick rubbing his head'

Nick: Sorry Sara, not tonight. I've got a killer headache!!!

 

[carlz31]

Dynamo1 said:
nicky

Nick: Yeah, doc, it's true. The number one injury to CSI's in the nation is being hit in the eye with a nail gun.

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George Eads: No, not again. Another episode directed by Quentin Tarantino? What's going to happen to me this time?

:lol: loved those ones :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Guest]

Nicky: Come on Greggo! You cant tell me you've never played peek-a-boo before! Here, I'll show you how!

 

[nicksarafan2]

My Humps Funny!! :lol:
And those Nicky ones really funny :lol:

(Nick rubbing eyes pic)

Nick: No Grissom, no more photos of your trip to the cockroach races!!!
Grissom off camera: but I was just getting to the good part

(Sara/Nick pic)

George: just keep standing here and maybe they'll go away
Jorja: My mouth is getting tired

(Brass pic)

Brass: Help! I got caught on the coat hanger on the back of the door again!!!

 

[Star4CatESPChick]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/iwantboromir/Pilot_349.jpg

Nick: Oh no, Catherine! I am not going to reveal my most embarassing moment growing up!

Catherine (off screen): Come on, Nicky! It won't leave this lab.

Sara (off screen): Nick, if you don't want to tell us, we'll call your sisters. I bet they have some juicy stories to tell us.

Nick: Okay, but this never leaves this lab...

 

[Guest]

haha nice one!

Nick: I rock at hide-n-seek! I'll hide here and no one will find me! hehe

Greg: Um.. Nick, just because you cant see yourself doesnt mean we cant...

 

[nicksarafan2]

Nick, Sara and Griss

Sara: Grissom, now don't get mad at Nick, he really was trying to show me a resteling move!
Grissom: *grumbling to him self*
Nick: *makes puppy dog face* Yeah really I was (yeah right, ha Ha!)

 

[Wojo]

Nick: "What, no cookies!"
Sara: "And no punch either?"
Grissom: "Sorry guys, but I ran out of funds for the office party."

 

[_Calleigh_]

Nick: Griss, please, tell her she's not fat.
Sara: No way, Gil, look at me: I'm obese!
Griss: Sara, honey, you're not fat, it's just our baby that makes you look like that...
Sara: YOU SEE! I look fat!
Nick: *Oh, gosh, no one can stand her with all those hormones...*