Not swooning, per se, but I've always wondered where Flack shops for clothes. His suits are well-cut, but I'm guessing he can't afford hand-tailored Armani. I just can't picture him puttering through Sears with a shopping cart, saying, "Oooh, look. Olive button-downs, three for twenty dollars. Now all I need to look really smokin' is a mauve and paisley tie." Then again, maybe he does, because wow, his shirt/tie combos are bad.
I wonder if he tries stuff on and primps in front of a mirror before buying. I can't see it, personally. He probably tosses it all into a cart and throws it into a closet when he gets home.