Re: Eric/Calleigh #26: Known To Cause Arousal In Laboratory
I'm not sure if I should spoiler cut this, but in two hours, it becomes a moot point, anyway, so yeah.
Episode Synopsis:
no Jake = good
no EC = bad
good + bad = this piece of crap hour I endured for 0.1 seconds of EC interaction that shouldn't even count because Ryan was sitting there being mopey
God, give the man his job back already so he can stop feeling sorry for himself and clobbering up what could have been a omg-I-haven't-seen-you-all-episode-let's-fuck type of moment with his constant whining. Just stay in the corner and watch, okay? Good boy.
Can we please have Valera run DNA instead of Natalia? She's younger, quirkier, funnier and doesn't remind me of E/N every time she walks on screen. Plus, Valera has brown hair now and looks totally hot.
How many more times are they going to pull the "omg! arm span = sin(x+2) calibrated to the nth degree means that she's a woman!!! Thanks Nat, for holding up the bow I've been playing with all day long. Doesn't make me, the fucking ballistics expert, look incompetent at all."
Sam was okay. She's... pretty, but yeah, her character's kinda boring. So boring, in fact, that she's going to have the shortest paragraph in my synopsis.
I don't even know what's going on with Horatio anymore. After a while, his voice starts to sound like one of those teachers in Peanuts and I zone out completely. Until he almost got shot, but he didn't, so that sucked too.
In short, someone write a fan fic where Ryan isn't whiny, Sam gets a proper introduction, Horatio almost dies, Valera plays a major role, and EC have lots and lots of rabbit sex.
Oh, to whoever's new, welcome!