(Copy-pasted from EC thread with minor edits to remove ship parts, but I'm pretty sure I did a bad job of it.)
Recap with +/- system:
- Jake's vests are back UGH.
- Jake's existence.
- Jake.
+ Calleigh dismissing Jake at the beginning of the episode.
+ Alexx's obsession with mojo and her interaction with Calleigh. I'm so glad she got more to work with than How To Speak To The Dead 101.
+ Eric is the sweetest guy ever. I just want to take him home and do naughty things with him, but I think [insert whoever you ship Eric with here] would dismember me and I can't do naughty things without limbs (well, let's not go there, please).
+ "If it were me, I would've transferred to night shift." So damn sweet I got cavities. Calleigh should've said something more than, "That's sweet." Newsflash, Calleigh:
I didn't make this. Blame the shitty photoshop job on someone else.
+ Thank God Ryan got his damn job back. I don't think I could take any more of his BOO HOO LYF SUX emo bullshit. And Alexx was brilliant with him, too.
+ Ryan/Sam is totally cute. Who's with me? "Okay, let's start over. Hi, my name is Ryan Wolfe." CUTE.
+ We got to see non-boring Sam. She's snazzy. I like her.
- I don't really know what the case was about, but I'm pretty sure "Kill Zone" called and said that it wants its plotline back. "I hate people who move too much!" "I hate people who don't move enough!" Break. Gimme a.
- I'm not sure why TPTB continue to make Calleigh out to be a lovesick idiot, but there's no way the old Calleigh would've given Jake a
third chance. What was that all about? I almost expected season 2 Calleigh to pop out and kick season 6 Calleigh's ass and rip Jake's arm off and eat it. Minus the eating it because that's sick. Yes, they have history, but basing a relationship on history is like peeking in the toilet after you've taken a dump: you know it's gonna be shit. Really terrible metaphor (actually, it's a simile) aside, wake up, Calleigh! I don't even care if my ship doesn't happen, but Jake is turning Calleigh into somebody she's not. She's not "more human" or "old Calleigh"; she's just a pansy.
- Horatio. Please just off yourself for the good of the show. Take a speech therapy class or learn circular breathing or just formulate a whole sentence without making dramatic pauses that makes the camera pan to your face for longer than 3 seconds and makes Lucy (that's me) go into an epileptic frenzy. I convulse. Seriously.