Folks, if you're like me and tired of waiting to hear back from Carmine on an email because of things like his "oh so busy schedule" or he's out "mingling with so and so", I have an idea that is guaranteed not to fail like my last idea. I even guarantee my guarantee.
Send your questions to Carmine's neighbors, especially the ones that live next door. Not only would they be able to personally deliver the message on your behalf, they will even be able to report back on his attire at the time.
Or lack thereof.
Call it a bonus.
Just think, instead of waiting for the usual PR red tape to finally subside, real live people can be lining up at his door delivering your questions and taking answers. He'll love it!
First, you might want to try Gloria. Her email is gloria_kitten_purr@aol.com. I know she'll be happy to pass it along. She usually finds time between the feeding and caring of her twelve cats. And be sure to ask her what time she saw him home (Seeing that I'm no longer allowed within 1 mile of Carmine, but that's a story for another time - heh heh).
Your other best option is Earl. He's lady_killer_all_night_long@hotmail.com Be sure to write two emails. The first one should be addressed directly to Earl. Tell him he's a nice guys and see how he responds. If he seems willing, then send your questions. And for the love of God, don't ask him about his time in the service. That makes him a little twitchy.
I hope you will be as successful as I've been. And if some of you surpass me and actually hear from Carmine, please let him know I forgive him and am willing to take him back. He just needs to drop the restraining order.
Friends always,
JK
Send your questions to Carmine's neighbors, especially the ones that live next door. Not only would they be able to personally deliver the message on your behalf, they will even be able to report back on his attire at the time.
Or lack thereof.
Call it a bonus.
Just think, instead of waiting for the usual PR red tape to finally subside, real live people can be lining up at his door delivering your questions and taking answers. He'll love it!
First, you might want to try Gloria. Her email is gloria_kitten_purr@aol.com. I know she'll be happy to pass it along. She usually finds time between the feeding and caring of her twelve cats. And be sure to ask her what time she saw him home (Seeing that I'm no longer allowed within 1 mile of Carmine, but that's a story for another time - heh heh).
Your other best option is Earl. He's lady_killer_all_night_long@hotmail.com Be sure to write two emails. The first one should be addressed directly to Earl. Tell him he's a nice guys and see how he responds. If he seems willing, then send your questions. And for the love of God, don't ask him about his time in the service. That makes him a little twitchy.
I hope you will be as successful as I've been. And if some of you surpass me and actually hear from Carmine, please let him know I forgive him and am willing to take him back. He just needs to drop the restraining order.
Friends always,
JK