Dumb "Family Feud" Answers

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  1. Luveykat

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    Well if you live in Kentucky..... :lol:
    sorry for those of you who do live in Kentucky :)
    I don't mean to offend you.
     
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    ^ :lol:

    I don't mean this as an offense but a few years ago one online reg who I've "known" for several years said this (he is quite old guy)

    "the problem here here in Arkansas is: When you divorce, she is still your sister"
     
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    :lol: Oh my goodness I watched the 'September' clip. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time! :lol:
     
  4. Exit 8A

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    Okay, here is a third batch of ridiculous answers given by some donkeys on "Family Feud". To paraphrase from Richard Dawson on the "September" clip I posted, how the hell did these people get on the show?!?

    Something that works better after it's been broken in
    Husband

    A holiday usually celebrated on Mondays in order to get a three day weekend
    Thanksgiving

    A holiday usually celebrated on Mondays in order to get a three day weekend
    Somebody's birthday

    Something that guests get hit with on Jerry Springer
    Keys

    A phrase some husbands dread hearing
    "Honey, I'm home"

    A game played on a table besides cards
    Poker

    Something you see along the side of a street
    Carnage

    Something you wear two of at the same time
    Underwear

    The one word that people yell at the end of a performance
    "I love you."

    One of the seven dwarfs
    Snoopy

    A TV show that took place on an island, past or present
    Miami Vice

    A TV show that took place on an island, past or present
    General Hospital

    A part of the telephone
    The bottom part

    A vacation city where you would need a lot of money
    Hawaii

    A vacation city where you would need a lot of money
    Europe

    A type of foreign money
    Monopoly

    Something you eat too much of
    Food

    A way parents reward children
    Time out

    Something little kids don't like to wear
    Shirts

    The most enjoyable award show on television
    Family Feud

    A city that jetsetters visit
    Florida

    A city that jetsetters visit
    Norway

    A tall tourist attraction
    Disneyland

    A Southern city
    Georgia

    A word or phrase you hear in a tennis game
    "Fore"

    A city with a reputation as the sin capital of the world
    Sodom

    A city in Arizona
    Tampa Bay

    A cartoon character with big ears
    Kermit the Frog
     
  5. Dynamo1

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    And to think that these people are allowed to breed. I hope that stupidity is not inherited. Of course, 15 or 20 seconds is not enough time to think clearly, especially with the audience, lights, and cameras in their faces.
     
  6. Guest

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    were these filmed in america?????????
    we had a contestant on big brother (remeber jade)
    my god was she thick.
    i cant remeber what she said but it was all over the papers for ages.
    only the other week they were taking the p**s out of her cos she never realised that a large amount of money had been taken out of her bank account!!!!!!
    how the hell do you miss a large sum of money missing from your account?
    thick as pig s**t
     
  7. Sammie

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    JADE GOODY

    RAFLMAO!

    She was such an idiot it was quite sad...yet funny
     
  8. lantiscod

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    Don't imagine who you would be on that stage...a risk... :lol:
     
  9. carlz31

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    In the Australian version, there aren't too many memorable answers, but today I heard one:

    Name a famous American building.
    Eiffel Tower.

    when I heard that I could not stop laughing :lol:
     
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  10. Dynamo1

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    I think there is a small version of the Eiffel Tower at the Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. But I don't think that is what the contestant had in mind.
     
  11. Exit 8A

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    Ok, here's another clip I found on YouTube. This time, both "Fast Money" participants show that they shouldn't have been the one put up there. This clip not only shows the dumb family, but show why Richard Dawson was the best host out of the 5 that have hosted the American version of the show. If you gave a really dumb answer, or a dumb set of answers, he let you know.

    "Name an animal with three letters in its name"
     
  12. Calihan

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    That clip had me crying with laughter, thank you for these
     
  13. Exit 8A

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    One more from the "Where did we find these contestants" gene pool: a clip from the early days of Family Feud, during Fast Money. The first contestant's answers weren't bad at all. The second guy's answers, well....

    Probably the worst string of answers in Family Feud history
     
  14. Calihan

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    The second guy was pretty bad, but not as bad as others you've posted.
     
  15. drummergurll

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    alligator...hahahahahaha....
     

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