Dumb "Family Feud" Answers

:lol:Those are hilarious :lol: I can sort of see why they gave those answers; thinking fast can give stupid ansers. But still... :lol:
 
More "Family Feud" Hilarity

Ok, I originally posted this one almost exactly a year ago, but I found new dumb answers that made their way out of stupid contestants' mouths and into our airwaves. Here are some more dumb answers, and if you want to see the list I posted originally, just scroll up.

The longest you've ever been on the telephone
Alaska

Something someone does that annoys everyone in the room
Fart

A noisy bird
Chipmunk

The birthday that men dread the most
Their wife's

Something you bang when it's not working right
Wall

A job that helicopters are used for
Tuna fishing

A happy occasion where you feel a little let down when it's over
Funeral

Something you throw away daily
Toilet paper

A kind of bank that doesn't deal with money
Sperm

A bad place to look for good husband material
Family reunion

A food that comes smoked
Tobacco

Something that can damage a home
A woman

Something office workers turn off at the end of the day
Their brains

An important city during colonial times
Virginia

An important city during colonial times
New England

Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises
Your dog

Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises
Your children

A question you hate when people ask it to you
"Are those real?"

Something you make out of flowers
Cookies

An excuse that a girl gives not to invite you in after a date
Her husband is home

Something people drink when they have a cold
Vick's

The ideal daily temperature
98.6 °F

Something a teenage boy can do for hours
Masturbate

A farm animal that people have as a pet
Turkey

A place you dab perfume
Tip of tongue

Something that doesn't work without water
Ice cream cone

Something that's murder to clean up when you spill it
Blood

Something you learn how to do from a how-to book
Read

A movie with the word "King" in it
King Dracula

A country you'd like to visit if you spent a summer in Europe
Paris

Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car
Pickles

A food that makes of noise when you eat it
"A really loud hamburger"

Something most women wouldn't be caught leaving the house without
Tampon

An occasion for which you stayed up all night
Lost virginity

A letter many words begin with
Dear John
 
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Oh! I remember some! *Feud Freak here :D*

Name an Orange Fruit.
Banana.

Name a State that begins with the letter "A"
Ohio.

Something your lover would bring home on Valetines.
Another woman.
 
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there was a clip on ebaumsworld, where the question was 'a country you admire other than america' and all but one had been answered, and they guessed europe. thats pretty bad!
 
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I remember one from ages ago:

Name something the 3 musketeers wear.
Horse. :lol:

How stupid.

Also, my sister played a family fued game online and the question was:

Name a type of shark.
She said: Killer whale. they gave her minus 10 points.
 
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:lol: That's gold baby gold. I guess being under pressure makes people say stupid things.
 
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Those are so funny. I used to watch Family Feud just to see if someone would goof up. Richard Dawson was a hoot.
 
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Something a teenage boy can do for hours
Masturbate
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How is that ridiculous?
It's very true trust me :)

I read this one, I'll try to find more :)

Something that flies and doesn't have an engine?

A bicycle with wings. :lol:
 
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:lol: I couldn't stop laughing at all of these. These are terrific! :lol: :D
 
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Ok, here is a video clip of one of the answers I put above in my first post over a year ago. This is one of my favorite game show moments of all time. Richard Dawson, upon hearing the answer the first lady gives, completely loses his composure and cannot get through the second round of Fast Money without breaking in laughter.

From YouTube.com: The "September" clip
 
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:lol: That's hilarious!! I've never seen this thread before and so I read the early posts.

A man's name beginning with “K”
Kentucky Fried Chicken
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I almost drown myself in tears with this one!! :lol:
 
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