Dumb "Family Feud" Answers

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  1. Reeble

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    :lol:Those are hilarious :lol: I can sort of see why they gave those answers; thinking fast can give stupid ansers. But still... :lol:
     
  2. Exit 8A

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    More "Family Feud" Hilarity

    Ok, I originally posted this one almost exactly a year ago, but I found new dumb answers that made their way out of stupid contestants' mouths and into our airwaves. Here are some more dumb answers, and if you want to see the list I posted originally, just scroll up.

    The longest you've ever been on the telephone
    Alaska

    Something someone does that annoys everyone in the room
    Fart

    A noisy bird
    Chipmunk

    The birthday that men dread the most
    Their wife's

    Something you bang when it's not working right
    Wall

    A job that helicopters are used for
    Tuna fishing

    A happy occasion where you feel a little let down when it's over
    Funeral

    Something you throw away daily
    Toilet paper

    A kind of bank that doesn't deal with money
    Sperm

    A bad place to look for good husband material
    Family reunion

    A food that comes smoked
    Tobacco

    Something that can damage a home
    A woman

    Something office workers turn off at the end of the day
    Their brains

    An important city during colonial times
    Virginia

    An important city during colonial times
    New England

    Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises
    Your dog

    Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises
    Your children

    A question you hate when people ask it to you
    "Are those real?"

    Something you make out of flowers
    Cookies

    An excuse that a girl gives not to invite you in after a date
    Her husband is home

    Something people drink when they have a cold
    Vick's

    The ideal daily temperature
    98.6 °F

    Something a teenage boy can do for hours
    Masturbate

    A farm animal that people have as a pet
    Turkey

    A place you dab perfume
    Tip of tongue

    Something that doesn't work without water
    Ice cream cone

    Something that's murder to clean up when you spill it
    Blood

    Something you learn how to do from a how-to book
    Read

    A movie with the word "King" in it
    King Dracula

    A country you'd like to visit if you spent a summer in Europe
    Paris

    Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car
    Pickles

    A food that makes of noise when you eat it
    "A really loud hamburger"

    Something most women wouldn't be caught leaving the house without
    Tampon

    An occasion for which you stayed up all night
    Lost virginity

    A letter many words begin with
    Dear John
     
  3. wibble

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    Thanks for posting those! They're hilarious! :lol:
     
  4. Palm

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    Oh! I remember some! *Feud Freak here :D*

    Name an Orange Fruit.
    Banana.

    Name a State that begins with the letter "A"
    Ohio.

    Something your lover would bring home on Valetines.
    Another woman.
     
  5. ineverysunflower

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    all family feud questions are dumb :lol:
     
  6. allmaple

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    there was a clip on ebaumsworld, where the question was 'a country you admire other than america' and all but one had been answered, and they guessed europe. thats pretty bad!
     
  7. csi_fan18

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    I remember one from ages ago:

    Name something the 3 musketeers wear.
    Horse. :lol:

    How stupid.

    Also, my sister played a family fued game online and the question was:

    Name a type of shark.
    She said: Killer whale. they gave her minus 10 points.
     
  8. glam_chic86

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    :lol: That's gold baby gold. I guess being under pressure makes people say stupid things.
     
  9. jazzfan

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    Those are so funny. I used to watch Family Feud just to see if someone would goof up. Richard Dawson was a hoot.
     
  10. Calihan

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    How is that ridiculous?
    It's very true trust me :)

    I read this one, I'll try to find more :)

    Something that flies and doesn't have an engine?

    A bicycle with wings. :lol:
     
  11. Finch

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    :lol: I couldn't stop laughing at all of these. These are terrific! :lol: :D
     
  12. Exit 8A

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    Ok, here is a video clip of one of the answers I put above in my first post over a year ago. This is one of my favorite game show moments of all time. Richard Dawson, upon hearing the answer the first lady gives, completely loses his composure and cannot get through the second round of Fast Money without breaking in laughter.

    From YouTube.com: The "September" clip
     
  13. zippy

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    :lol: That's hilarious!! I've never seen this thread before and so I read the early posts.

    I almost drown myself in tears with this one!! :lol:
     
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    Gosh, these are hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: More!
     
  15. DoreenCSI

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    LMAO

    God, those are great! The one which made me laugh myself off my seat?

     

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