As Mac got the VCR set up, he asked Stella for the movie.
"Oh...it's on the table Mac, it's called "Dumb and Dummer", you know that one with Lloyd and Harry."
"Really, I love that movie, those two are such idiots."
"I know dad, said Eric, I love that movie, especially when they meet up with Seabass."
While Calleigh, Stella, And Mackenzie went to get more drinks. They were howling.
"Did you do it mom?"
"I did love, I changed the tape half way through. Once it gets to the part with Lloyd and Harry on the scooter. It changes over to Mac and Eric Wax Capades."
"Our you ladies coming or not?"
"We're coming hon, hold your horses," yelled Stella.
Walking back to the living room, everyone took their seats.
"Mackenzie...I love you sweetheart."
"I love you too Eric, more then you'll ever know."
"Oh that's enough of that, said Mac. Hit the lights son."
As Michael turned out the lights, the movie began.
"Mama....I no's like the dark."
"Come here Peanut, daddy hold you."
Sitting on her daddy's lap, she curled in under his chin, and began playing with his peach fuzz on his head, while sucking her thumb.
"Thumb out young lady."
"Sorry daddy."
As the movie played it got to the part where Lloyd was riding the scooter.
"Here it comes Mackenzie," whispered Stella.
As they watched everyone started laughing for Eric, was on the floor, soaken wet, with the girls sliding forward onto him as they tried to help him up. Mackenzie in stitches, from laughing so hard. The dogs fighting over a whole pizza that had fallen off the table onto the floor.
"Come on Mac, give us a hand here, damn it."
"Ohhhhhh...stop that daddy, you's bad," said Sara.
Mac walked over and grabbed Eric by the hand while holding the counter. Problem was, Loser decided to back up, pulling on the pizza with danger, knocking into the back of Mac's knees, and down he went right on top of Eric.
"Ouff!!!!"
"Hahahhaha, ahahahha." Everyone was howling and couldn't contain their laughter.
"Get the hell off me dad, you're heavy."
"Daddy, stop that swearing, or I's spank you."
"Listen son. I'm going to slide back over to the counter, you follow, and when I pull up, you hold on to my shirt and don't let go."
As Mac slid, Eric followed. Reaching for the counter, Eric pulled on Mac's shirt, he pulled so hard it tore, landing them both back on the ground.
"Christ sakes Eric, that's my favorite black shirt. Mackenzie get these damn dogs off my shirt, they're pulling on it. Oowwww....come on Stel, help us here."
"Damn it dad, get your butt out of my face."
"Haaahahahahhahahaaaha......Christ this is great Stella, I love it." said Danny.
"I'm trying Eric, It's so damn bloddy slippery. What the hell kind of wax did you use?"
"Papa, stop that swearing, it's not nice, bad papa."
"How the hell should I know dad, ask the guys that did the damn floors."
"Daddy, I spank you now," said Sara.
"Oowww, Sara Delko."
"Listen guys, slide your way out of the kitchen into the living room hall. Grip the carpet and get up."
As they slithered in a line, the dogs pulled on Mac's pants, until they slid down his waist revealing his butt, while the girls began hissing.
"Hisssssssss........hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisss sssssssssssss...."
"Look at us mama, we's snakes," laughed Sharon.
Finally nearing the carpet, Eric got up first, followed by Mac, who helped up the tripp's.
"Daddy look at you, you peed your pants," laughed Sara.
"Papa, I sees your belly button, tickles, tickles," laughed Shannon.
By the time the movie ended, everyone was in tears.
"Oh my God, that was hilarious. Christ Mac, I never knew you could slide like that, and when your face landed on Eric's...."
"Shut up Danny. Movies over, and watch out girls, payback is ours."
Everyone was still laughing and crying at the same time. While Mac and Eric were pouting.
"Hey Stel, can I get a copy of that for the next staff Christmas party?"
"Like hell Messer, go home."
"Come on Stel, let's go make coffee," said Calleigh.
With the girls in the kitchen, they could still hear Danny and Flack pissing themselves laughing.
"Oh God, that was classic. We should make a movie of that "Taylor and Delko, Dumb and Dummer 2."
"Screw you Messer, go home."
"Umm...I think you've done enough screwing with your son in law in that little fic."
"I'm warning you Messer."
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry Mac, but that was great. The best family night ever."
"Uncles Danny, did you see papa's belly button, and daddy's face covered in pizza, and papa's pants when the puppies pulled them down and showed his bumbum?" Laughed Sara.
"I sure did Peanut, that was great."
When the girls returned with coffee and treats, the boys were still pouting in the corner.
