CSI:Miami RT #12 - 'Road To Nowhere'

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Marriage Counselling Services, reception, 7:40am

Lori: *looks around* Nice place.

Scott: *reading magazine* Yeah.

Lori: You think she's going to try and get our deepest, darkest secrets?

Scott: Is that what's screwing up our marriage?

Lori: No. You are. *smiles* But still, you know how therapists are. They always want to find something wrong.

Scott: *flips page*

Lori: *looks at watch* Weren't you supposed to be at work today?

Scott: Yeah. Told Bob I was getting therapy. *lifts head* For some reason, I heard a lot of cheering in the background. *looks at Lori* I think he accidentally had it on speakerphone.

Lori: *places hand on Scott's arm*

Woman: *walks over, smiles* You're Scott and Lori Finch?

Scott: *lifts head* Yeah, *stands, extends hand*

Woman: *grabs Scott's hand* I'm Mandy. *looks at Lori* I'll be with you throughout your journey.

Lori: *smiles*

Scott: *rolls eyes*

Office

Mandy: Okay, we have as much time as you need today so why don't we start with Lori. I'd like to know a little bit about you.

Lori: *nods*

Mandy: And then we'll move onto Scott.

Scott: What exactly do you want to know?

Mandy: We can start with how you met and the circumstances surrounding it.

Scott: *frowns*

Lori: *looks at Scott* You're talking.

Scott: *leans back in chair*

Lori: *looks at Mandy* I'll start.

9:30am

Mandy: *nods, writing*

1:25pm

Mandy: *staring at notes*

Scott: And that's about it.

Mandy: *lifts eyes*

Lori: *staring at Scott*

Mandy: *looks down at notes, scratches head* ...I'm not sure where to start. Lori's trauma or Scott's trauma. I don't know which one is more horrific.

Scott: Have fun.

Mandy: *looks at Scott* I think I'll start with you.

Scott: Ladies first.

Mandy: Judging by the look on Lori's face, you haven't shared these...events with her. At least not completely.

Scott: No time like the present I guess.

Mandy: What I'm concerned with is the way you described it. Very objectively.

Scott: So? You wanted to know what happened so I told you.

Mandy: Yes but it seems you've removed yourself from it all. Lori used 'I's and 'me's...when you spoke, it sounded like I was reading a newspaper.

Scott: How is this relevant to my marriage?

Mandy: Oh I think it's very relevant. Scott, if it's alright with you, I'd like to also work privately with you.

Scott: It's not alright.

Mandy: *stares at Scott*

Lori: She's trying to help, Scott. Why are you acting like this? *looks at Mandy* He's really a very sweet person. Easy to get along with.

Mandy: *nods*

Scott: *crosses arms*

Mandy: Scott, how would you feel about watching a video?

Scott: Irritated.

Mandy: Super. I'll get the video.

Scott: *blinks*

30 minutes later

Scott: *staring at screen*

Lori: *looks at Scott*

Mandy: *turns up volume*

Scott: *eye twitches*

Lori: *grabs Scott's hand*

Scott: *rips hand away*

Mandy: *writes in note pad*

Scott: *stands, shoves television over*

Television smashes into floor; glass shatters

Scott: *turns on lights* We are done.

Mandy: *stands* Scott, this is necessary.

Scott: Necessary. Do you show victims of violent crimes a video of their family being shot to death in their homes? Do you gather security footage of someone's rape?

Mandy: *tilts head* Is that how you feel.

Lori: *lifts hand* Oh we haven't even discussed Texas, yet.

Scott: *looks at Lori*

Mandy: Scott, sit down.

Scott: Go to hell. *walks out, slams door*

Mandy: *sigh*

Lori: I swear, he really is a very sweet, gentle man.

Mandy: Tell that to my television.

Parkinglot

Scott: *opens truck door*

Lori: *walks over* What the hell was that?

Scott: I don't need help, Lori.

Lori: Oh really.

Scott: *turns around* This is supposed to focus on the both of us, not just me.

Lori: But don't you see why we're having such a problem? As soon as you don't want to discuss something, you close up or get angry.

Scott: That's because something that happened forever ago has zero bearing on our marriage! Why can't everyone just move the hell on!

Lori: You might not understand how it'll help and I'm not saying I completely understand her methods either but open your mind for a little while and see where it goes. That's all I'm asking.

Scott: *stares at Lori*

Lori: Do you want to save our marriage or not?

Scott: I do.

Lori: Then go back in there and apologize for breaking her television.

Scott: *nods, walks away*

Lori: *sigh*

Inside truck, parkinglot, 3pm

Lori: *pushes buttons*

Radio stations change

Lori: *sigh*

Scott: *opens door, sits in truck*

Lori: *looks at Scott* What took so long?

Scott: We got to talking.

Lori: *smiles* Great. So we're going to go back?

Scott: I guess. *looks at Lori* I'm sorry for losing my temper.

Lori: *smiling* Let's go get the kids.

Biscayne Park, house, 3:20pm

Tom: Dominick! Stop torturing the baby!

Dominick: *pushes Tayla over*

Tayla: *crying*

Tom: *walks over, grabs Dominick by the collar*

Dominick: *kicks feet*

Tom: *tosses Dominick onto couch*

Dominick: *frowns* She has a toy.

Tom: And it doesn't belong to you so knock it off. *walks away*

Dominick: *climbs off couch, pushes Tayla*

Tayla: *screeches*

Tom: DOMINICK FINCH!

Dominick: *climbs back onto couch*

Tom: *walks over, smacks Dominick in the back of the head* Enough.

Dominick: *starts to cry*

Tayla: *looks at Dominick* ...*starts to cry*

Tom: *rolls eyes* Brother. *picks up Tayla*

Tayla: *points to Dominick, crying*

Tom: *walks away*

Dominick: *sniffs, frowns*

TBC.................................
 
Lol! That was so like a couple of kids fighting over something and some parent trying to settle the chaos only to create more! lol! Dom is starting to be a little bully! I think hes gonna need some counseling after they get through! That or just leave him with Speed he can handle him! lol! He should be able to handle him he just like him! lol!

Come on Scott get your shit together and give it a chance! You obviously have a lot of pent up anger and guilt there, so let Mandy unravel it! As long as Mandy doesn't unravel you to much if you know what I'm sayin!

Yeah I said it! Mandy you are the Dr. so mind yourself! (wags finger at Mandy with a stern look!)

Great update Geni!
 
Oo on Scott.... Seriously, it's time to let the top off of that pressure cooker. I do think that this is good for him and Lori -but more so him- he's got so much to let go. It's time he acknowledged what happened to him at both 9/11 and Texas. And I think that Scott can spare a few to get Dr Mandy a new tv set and a serious apology.

Dominick and Tayla! That was absolutely brilliant! I love scenes like that, especially with exasperated parental figures! :)) I love how Tom handled Dominick, but if Scott found out... He'd need more than therapy...LOL


Awesome update!
 
Man... sounds like everyone's got their hands full these days. :lol:

Aww, Dominick and Tayla... *hugs them* Behave. :p

Scott and Lori definitely need the help, and I applaud them for taking the step, but Lori's right. Scott needs to keep his mind open. :D

Katie and Tom... the next great love affair... :lol: :lol:

Great updates! :D
 
Thanks for the reviews! :adore:

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Biscayne Park, house, backyard, 3pm next day

Brook: Daddy, higher!

Tom: Okay but hang on tight. *pushes swing*

Brook: *smiles* WEE!

Tom: *walks over to swing, kneels* You ready, Tayla?

Tayla: *looks down at swing*

Tom: *smirks*

Tayla: *looks at Tom*

Tom: *pulls swing back, pushes swing*

Tayla: *smiles*

Tom: *smiles*

Tayla: *squeels, kicks feet*

Patio

Anni: *sighs*

Lori: *looks at Anni*

Anni: He's such a good father.

Lori: Does he favor one girl over the other?

Anni: *looks at Lori* What do you mean?

Lori: Well, Brook isn't his.

Anni: He treats them exactly the same.

Lori: *nods* That's a good thing.

Anni: *looks at Tom*

Lori: It's funny how you meet a guy and he turns out to be something you never expected.

Anni: *nods*

Lori: *sips iced tea*

Katie: *walks over* There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere.

Anni: ...Why are you wearing a bright orange construction vest?

Katie: I'm starting a new fashion trend.

Anni: *squints* Right.

Katie: Horatio's taking the Hummerhome to the gas station to fill 'er up. You coming with on the trip?

Anni: We're going on a trip?

Katie: Yeah. We're going to try and stay at every Wal-Mart in America.

Anni: *lifts brow* There are thousands.

Katie: Well the whole point is to see as much of the country as possible.

Anni: *nods slowly*

Katie: Tom can't come.

Anni: He's not.

Speed: *walks over* Katie, what the hell are you doing? Horatio wanted you to help him.

Katie: He was taking too long. *looks at Anni* You ever talk to those people who spend the entire time talking about doing something and never actually doing it? Horatio's one of those people.

Speed: Take the vest off, you look like an idiot.

Katie: It keeps me safe on the road.

Speed: You don't need to wear it while you're inside the Hummerhome.

Katie: I can wear whatever I want.

Speed: *shakes head*

Katie: *smiles* Why don't we go tip over the other gumball machine.

Speed: No.

Katie: You're always saying how we never do anything as a couple.

Speed: I never say that.

Katie: Well you should. OH! I took your credit card and bought a bunch more of these vests for the rest of the crew. *smiles* We'll start a phenomenon.

Speed: You used my credit for a stupid purchase.

Katie: It wasn't stupid.

Speed: Katie, stop taking my things.

Katie: What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine.

Speed: *frowns* No. We're not married.

Katie: We have one of those domestic partnerships, remember?

Speed: Touch my credit cards again. I dare you.

Katie: Okay. *reaches into Speed's pocket*

Speed: *grabs Katie's arm*

Anni: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *sigh*

Speed: Enough.

Katie: Let go of me.

Speed: I'm sick of you acting like a child.

Katie: It's a crime to have some fun?

Speed: Stop having fun with my bank account!

Tom: *looks over*

Katie: We share it.

Speed: NO WE DON'T!

Katie: Don't yell at me.

Speed: *rolls up sleeves* Oh I'm going to do a lot more than yell in a minute.

Katie: You think I'm scared of you? You're not going to do anything.

Speed: *frowning*

Katie: *smiles* By the way, I need to borrow 1500 dollars to fix the dent I accidentally put in your car.

Speed: ERGH! *swings arm*

Tom: *grabs Speed's arm*

Speed: *looks at Tom*

Tom: Why don't you cool off.

Speed: Why don't you let go of my arm.

Tom: Get off my property.

Speed: *stares at Tom*

Tom: *stares at Speed*

Speed: *walks away*

Katie: *leans against house*

Tom: *looks at Katie*

Anni: I'll get the kids inside. *walks away*

Lori: I should head back home. *stands, leaves*

Katie: *rubs arm*

Tom: You two have an interesting relationship.

Katie: Don't.

Tom: That's all I'm saying.

Katie: I know you think you're being all noble but trust me, you're not half the man you think you are.

Tom: Yes I am.

Katie: *tilts head*

Tom: *walks away*

Katie: *frowns*

TBC..................................
 
OO Speed! I have to wonder... despite Katie grating on every nerve in his body, is there something underlying here? I haven't seen Speed this different in a while. Interesting development.

Tom really rocks as a father and is working on the husband thing. Katie's probably a b it jealous in that she thinks he's the scum of the earth who can't change. I happen to think that change is very probable, and unless something HUGE happens, he's going to be there for his kids.

HAHAHAH Anni and katie on a trip... talk about a further interesting development. I wonder if there's going to come a time where there will be a..."um...I don't know if I have it in me..." thought. I know of one person who won't be going *eyes Speed*

Awesome update!
 
Shit Speed are you sippin the shine again behind somebodies back or are you just that damn mad and ready to blow. I really think you need some anger management classes there buddy! That or finally get katie out of the house!

Tom kicks but in more ways than one, but I have this weird feeling that its all gonna break loose in a heated passionate moment between him and Katie sometime or another. I just hope know one walks in on it when it does or the fur is gonna fly!

Yeah a road trip! i really think that Lori and Scott should be on one of these trips. i think it would be very bonding and enlightening for them lol! Plus I would like to see if Scott could actually survive the madness lol! Something tells me he would end up at the epicenter in the end! lol!

Great update Geni!
 
Oh, man. Speed... what are we going to do with you? Besides hope you can fix yourself again...

Tom, way to kick ass. I like it. :D

Hooray for a road trip! Let's see what trouble they get into this time...

Great update! :D
 
Thanks so much for the reviews! :)

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Hummerhome, road, 3 days later

Horatio: Calleigh, take out the brochure, please.

Calleigh: *lifts brochure from purse*

Horatio: Tell the rest of the group what we're doing on our first adventure.

Calleigh: *flips page* Ghost hunting at Cracken Asylum.

Speed: *lifts brow* You're taking us ghost hunting.

Horatio: Donahinkle wants to create a new reality show. It's called H1N1's CSI Paranormal Project. The gear's in those boxes back there.

Delko: *opens box* Oooh our own cameras.

Katie: YES! I've always wanted to be on TV!

Speed: Television is for losers who think they actually have a career.

Colton: Correction. Television is for losers who leave television and think they'll actually have a career. It's called pulling a Car-

Horatio: It's not important. What's important is reality shows bring in a huge audience and I think it's time we had that.

Katie: I could be a household name by the end of the year. You can all have my autograph now as a keepsake.

Speed: No one wants your autograph.

Katie: Maybe I'll start a singing career. OH! I'm perfect for that! I have ZERO talent!

Colton: Hey this could really open some doors for a lot of us. Imagine being on your favourite television show.

Anni: Melrose Place? *gasp* I could kick Heather Locklear's ASS.

Colton: I'm going to bring back The Sopranos.

Delko: I call Ugly Betty!

Everyone: *looks at Eric*

Delko: ...Before it gets canceled and everything, of course.

Speed: We should put Katie on Hoarders.

Katie: *punches Speed's arm*

Speed: Ow.

Anni: *pulls t-shirt from box* ...Why are the female uniforms so slutty?

Horatio: Donahinkle thinks it'll pull in the male audience.

Anni: Then I want to see the men with a hole in their crotch to pull in the female audience.

Delko: *lifts hand* I'll get to work.

Speed: *grabs Eric* Sit.

Delko: Damn. *sits*

Anni: I'm not wearing this. And I'm NOT wearing the skirt.

Horatio: It's in the contract.

Anni: I didn't sign a contract.

Speed: What's the the bullet-proof vests?

Horatio: Oh so you know what those are.

Speed: *frowns*

Calleigh: Safety first, Tim. You never know what kind of supernatural powers the dead wield.

Speed: Ghosts don't exist.

Horatio: What better way to prove the existence of ghosts than with science?

Anni: I think it'll be fun.

Katie: I GET TO BE ON ANNI'S TEAM!

Speed: What, you don't want to be on my team?

Katie: Pfft, I don't want to get killed on the way in.

Speed: That was TWICE! It doesn't happen ALL THE TIME.

Katie: It might not if you did some spring cleaning.

Speed: IT'S HARD.

Katie: You certainly find enough time to clean your bike.

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: What do we do if we see a ghost?

Colton: Kill it.

Delko: How are we supposed to kill something that's dead?

Colton: Rock salt.

Delko: ...Why would salt kill a ghost?

Colton: You ever get that stuff in your eye? Imagine your entire body being an eyeball.

Anni: I'm not sure it works that way.

Colton: Fine. While the rest of you are getting mauled by Casper, I'll be getting all the viewers and being featured on Cribs.

Delko: We don't actually have to stay the entire night in the asylum though, right? I mean, we can stay in a hotel and sleep with the host like on Survivor.

Katie: No way. I want to get down to the nitty gritty of it and catch me a ghost. Then I'll name him Ted and he can do my gardening.

Speed: *looks at Katie* You make less and less sense every day.

Cracken Insane Asylum, South Carolina, 10:40pm

Horatio: *looks up at building* Here we are. Cracken Insane Asylum.

Speed: Hey Katie, you're finally home.

Katie: *punches Speed*

Speed: Ow.

Horatio: Base camp's in the equipment room. Stick together, everyone. *walks away*

Delko: It looks awfully scary.

Colton: It's just a building.

Calleigh: Haven't you ever seen a horror movie? It's usually the naked girl or the guy who says that to die first.

Equipment room

Horatio: *walks over to computer* Here we are. *sits*

Anni: *puts on shirt*

Katie: *picks up thong* ...Why is this part of the uniform?

Delko: Sorry, I stuck that in there. *grabs thong*

Colton: Now I know Eric's particularily sensitive to ghosts so if we need a conduit, he's the man.

Delko: How many times do I have to say that was the bullet talking?

Speed: Bullets are talking to you now? I thought you got that fixed.

Delko: *frowns* Ha freaking ha.

Katie: If I ever had a spirit guide to help me solve crimes, I'd totally want it to be Speed too.

Colton: Shh don't say things like that or CSB will actually think it's a good idea for a new show.

Speed: CSB hasn't created a new show in 10 years. The only thing that ever changes are the titles.

Horatio: *covers Speed's mouth* Don't anger the television gods.

Calleigh: Here's a little bit about the asylum. *clicks mouse* It was used back in the 1800s to house the criminally insane and it was shut down in 1952 after it was discovered the doctors were torturing patients and conducting experiments to create vaccines. There was much debate as to what the city would do with the building and in 1975, crews were brought in to renovate and turn the place into an apartment complex but a mysterious fire broke out in the Chapman wing and trapped 4 construction workers, killing them.

Delko: That's it, I'm outta here. *walks toward door*

Colton: *grabs Eric*

Calleigh: No one has touched the building since but it's believed the spirits of the 4 construction workers still roam the halls of the Chapman wing, trapped forever within its walls. Ooooh.

Katie: That's supposed to be scary?

Calleigh: Some say you can still hear their tormented screams and smell the acrid smoke floating across the building.

Delko: *sniffs* Does anyone smell that? *sniffs*

Colton: Stop it.

Katie: What's the first mission?

Calleigh: *clicks mouse* Pick two people to investigate the Chapman wing.

Delko: I DON'T THINK SO. Not after all that.

Calleigh: See if you can bring forth the spirits that perished there.

Katie: I'll do it. *clips belt together*

Anni: I guess I'm going too.

Calleigh: When you get back, you'll both have to do confessionals in the closet.

Katie: Oh boy if I had a nickel.

Calleigh: Get going, Katie.

Katie: *salutes* Wish me luck. *walks away*

Anni: *picks up fire extinguisher*

Speed: What the hell are you doing?

Anni: I'm not taking any chances. *walks away*

TBC................................
 
OH... this is goingto be SOOOOOOOOOO hilarious.First off those types of reality tv shows are rockin! I love to see people get scared shitless and go running for the cameras to cry about it afterwards! I cannot wait for the confessionals! Please tell me you're going to do a mission and confessionals! That would be so...awesome!

There were so many classic lines here...Just a few: *really, I could only do a few before I crack up*

Speed: What's the the bullet-proof vests?

Horatio: Oh so you know what those are.

Speed: *frowns*
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EASILY...the best one....oh...but wait...

Horatio: *looks up at building* Here we are. Cracken Insane Asylum.

Speed: Hey Katie, you're finally home.

Katie: *punches Speed*

Speed: Ow.
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I mean...seriously :guffaw:



Awesome update, Geni!
 
Hee! Thanks for the review. :D

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Cracken Asylum, Chapman wing, 11:03pm

Katie: *pushes doors open* COME GET ME, GHOSTS!

Anni: Shh, you're supposed to be quiet so you can hear things.

Katie: *looks around* Why's it so dark?

Radio crackles

Speed: That's what happens when the Earth revolves around the Sun, sweetie.

Anni: *smiles*

Katie: *grabs radio* Suck it.

Anni: *pulls out matches* Alright, let's summon some ghosts.

Katie: Wait wait wait. You're going to burn us alive?

Anni: I'm going to light a match. We're supposed to re-create the moments before their deaths.

Katie: I think you're going to need a little bit more fire.

Anni: It's symbolism, Katie.

Katie: Well excuuuse me miss English major.

Anni: *lights match*

Katie: Uh oh! The place is on fire! Ooooh!

Anni: *rolls eyes*

Katie: *kicks broken furniture* Here, come set this on fire.

Anni: I'm not going to set the furniture on fire.

Katie: Fine, I'll do it. *grabs matches*

Anni: N-

Katie: We want to draw them here, may as well piss 'em off right? *lights match, tosses it onto furniture*

Match goes out

Katie: Damnit. *lights match, tosses it*

Match goes out

Katie: Crap. *lights match, tosses it*

Match falls into puddle

Katie: Why isn't this working? I used to love fire as a child.

Anni: That explains a lot.

Katie: Okay last match, this has to work. *lights match, tosses it*

Furniture erupts into flames

Katie: ACK! *staggers backwards*

Anni: *smiles* Cool.

Katie: *coughs* Whew, it smells like hair and Tim's socks.

Anni: You didn't lock us in, did you?

Katie: No.

Anni: *pulls on door* Well it's locked, genius.

Katie: I never touched it.

Anni: You must have.

Katie: *turns around* Anni, you were the last one in. Methinks someone's developing some Alzheimers.

Anni: I haven't laid a hand on it.

Katie: Stop messing around, Anni. It's getting hot in here.

Anni: You think I want to burn alive? I got kids.

Katie: Tom's not a kid.

Anni: *frowns* Brook and Tayla.

Katie: Oh. *coughs*

Anni: *grabs radio* Can anyone hear us? We're stuck.

Katie: SEND SCOTT!

Anni: *looks at Katie*

Katie: *coughs* Alright, I got this figured out. *picks up fire extinguisher*

Anni: Ooh good idea! Point it toward the fire!

Katie: *presses down, spins around* AH!

Anni: *screams* GET IT OFF ME! KATIE! SPRAY THE FIRE!

Katie: I'M TRYING!

Anni: *runs toward fire*

Katie: *sprays fire*

Anni: *falls over*

Fire extinguishes

Katie: Whew. *leans against table*

Anni: *sits up, wipes foam from face*

Katie: You okay?

Anni: *frowning*

Katie: Foam suits you.

Anni: *stands, grabs fire extinguisher*

Katie: Oh come on, it's not like I meant to.

Anni: I wasn't anywhere near the fire.

Katie: But you're so hot. *smiles*

Anni: *pushes Katie, walks away*

Katie: Oh so NOW the door opens. Pfft.

Base camp

Anni: *walks in*

Colton: What the hell happened to you?

Anni: *throws fire extinguisher* I'll be in the confessional. *walks into closet, slams door*

Katie: *walks in* She's so sensitive. Must be that time of the month.

Speed: *shakes head*

Horatio: Did you see any ghosts?

Katie: Nah, just spontaneous combustion and self-locking doors.

Speed: Right because that's totally natural.

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: *stares into camera* Okay, let's get one thing straight. I hate Katie. She's a crappy friend and she's never the one who ends up getting hurt. Idiots always seem to get away without a scratch. Look at drunk drivers, for example. Oh and Mister Magoo. The guy was freaking blind! How the hell can he cross a busy street and not get hit by a bus!

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: *smiles* I love Anni. She's such a good friend. Lots of fun, too. We did a drunken amateur porno a little while ago and let me tell you. Once you go chick, you never go di-

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: She always has a drink in her hand, too. I think someone's a closet alcoholic. Pfft and she preaches to Speed that he's a drunk well LOOK IN A MIRROR, SWEETHEART.

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: I think Speed has the hots for me. Oh he tries to hide it but I see it. Whenever his ears turn an off-yellow color? Means he wants to sleep with me. But we don't because his junk has alzheimers. I think it's because of the alcoholism.

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: It's probably because Katie's so irritating to be around. Can you imagine trying to get down and steamy between the sheets with someone whose sex face is the equivalent of a gazelle being mauled by a lion? You know, they have botox for that exact reason.

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: I'm amazing in bed, too. I could go all night. You want to see my sex face? *crosses eyes, sticks out tongue*

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: I have no idea why Speed stays with her. She's annoying, loud, mean and she uses his razor to shave her legs. No wonder he never shaves.

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: Tim and I were totally meant to be. We share a lot of the same interests.

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: They have nothing in common! Speed likes quiet, Katie likes noise. Speed hates kids, Katie keeps having them...

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: Tim totally wants another baby, too. He's been hinting at it for the last few weeks. Everytime I crawl into bed, he gets into a fetal position.

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: I'm just lucky to have my Tom. He's a great father and a loving husband...most of the time.

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: Oh Tom totally has the hots for me, I can tell. I'm related to Lori so that's like, a big trigger for him. I'm sure everytime he looks at me, he regrets marrying Anni. I'm way prettier than her anyway.

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: She doesn't even wear underwear to work sometimes, it's disgusting. The lab's supposed to be a sterile environment and there she is, gettin' her butt grungies all over the place.

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: If I had it my way, I'd be a naked all the time. Oh yeah, totally. Clothes are so restrictive and indicative of social status. Tell you what, when I become President, clothes are going to be illegal. If you think about it, egos would be done with.

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: And the few times she does make sense, she ruins it by saying something completely racist.

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: Mexicans can keep their clothes though.

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: I sometimes lie in bed and wonder why or how we ever became friends and then it hits me.

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: Anni's totally in love with me. I can see it. Ever since that drunken sex tape, she's looked at me differently.

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: Her poor daughter. If it wasn't for me being in contact with Katie, Lori wouldn't have a mother figure. So I'll just have to buck up and continue to tolerate her.

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: I don't think Anni would be able to live without me. I'm the green eggs to her ham. I'd like to think that she looks up to me. *sigh* I've probably been such an inspiration to her, y'know, being that Speed's always ever wanted ME.

Confessional: Anni Grey

Anni: I'm like a big sister to Katie, in a way I suppose. Whenever she couldn't handle Lori or she was at odds with Speed, I was always there. We shed a lot of tears and laughs together.

Confessional: Katie White

Katie: Oh man, you should have seen Anni's face when she got that big tumor in her head. I hadn't laughed so hard in my LIFE.

Speed: *knocks on door* Katie, you've been in there for over an hour. Let someone else spill their guts.

Katie: Just a second! *looks at camera* Look me up on Twitter. Peace out.

TBC.............................................
 
:guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: >>> *wipes eyes* the confessionals....CLASSIC! OMFG....I never thought I'd stop laughing.... Spontaneous combustion, self locking doors....Anni and Katie's inner most secrets...What could be better>????? And I have the answer to that...Speed and H going on a mission!

Genius move having them go ghost hunting!


Awesome update!
 
OMFG! :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: I have to say I'm speechless right now! I have to say this one is pretty funny! :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:! i like part about once you chick ! lol! i don't know i'm still reeling over that last one with the Donnahinkle! i still can't get that whole BBYD Scene out of my head with Speed chained to the beach! lol! that one still rock!

I did like it at the end when she said you could catch her on Twitter peace out! lol!

Yes i think you need to have H. & Speed do a mission! Lol! I can just here it now! LMAROF!

Great update Geni!
 
Thanks for the reviews! :D *bounces*

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Cracken Asylum, base camp, 12:04

Calleigh: Alright, next mission. *clicks mouse* Pick 2 people to go into the morgue. Apparently maintenance workers claim to have seen the tables and doors shake due to the restless spirits of those tortured and killed during the experiments.

Delko: I'm not going. I hate dead people.

Everyone: *looks at Eric*

Delko: What?

Horatio: I'll go. *clips on belt* Speed, how 'bout it?

Speed: I don't believe in ghosts.

Horatio: That's exactly why you're coming with.

Speed: Horatio, this is stupid.

Horatio: *hands over gear* Strap up or I'll make you lead babysitter for the rest of the trip.

Speed: *angry sigh*

Katie: *runs over* You be careful. I don't want you crawling around in Eric's brain after this.

Delko: I WAS FIXED!

Colton: *lowers eyes*

Delko: *covers crotch* That's not what I mean. Stop looking there.

Morgue

Horatio: Okay gang, we're entering the morgue.

Speed: And it's just as empty and boring as ever.

Horatio: Don't you find this just a little fascinating? We get to see how these facilities ran back when technology as we know it was just beginning. Look at how primitive and practical the autopsy tools were. You know, a lot of these look like some of the things we use nowadays.

Speed: Wow now I'm even more bored.

Horatio: Here, open one of the drawers and get inside.

Speed: *looks at Horatio*

Horatio: We're supposed to re-enact, remember? Some of the patients were locked in here before they were killed.

Speed: I'm not getting in there.

Horatio: You have to.

Speed: Why?

Horatio: I don't like enclosed spaces.

Speed: *frowns* Neither do I.

Horatio: Alright how about this. If you do it, I'll do it.

Speed: How about you do it and I go back to base camp and read a comic book.

Horatio: *opens door, pulls out drawer* Get in.

Speed: Ugh. *crawls onto morgue drawer, lies down*

Horatio: Hey Speed, does this bring back memories?

Speed: Just shut the damn door.

Horatio: *pushes drawer, shuts door*

2 minutes later

Horatio: How is it in there?

Speed: Dark.

Horatio: Do you see any dead people?

Speed: I'm not Eric.

Horatio: Do you hear anything?

Speed: I hear you so shut up and let me listen.

Horatio: Alright. I'll just be over here if you need anything. *looks around* Oooh, secret tunnel. *walks away*

Inside drawer

Speed: *looks around* ...H? H, I don't like it in here. *places hands on sides of drawer* Horatio, it's really hard to breathe in here. H! *bangs on sides of drawer* This isn't funny! *grabs radio* Guys!

Katie: Wassup?

Speed: I think Horatio left, I can't get out.

Katie: Do you see a door?

Speed: ...No.

Katie: Do you see a bright light? Go toward the light.

Speed: I'M NOT DEAD!

Katie: Yeah no kidding. Dead people are a lot more polite.

Speed: Get Horatio back over here.

Katie: No can do. Lost his GPS signal. He must have gone down into a basement or tunnel.

Speed: What? Why?

Katie: He's a CSI.

Speed: That makes no sense.

Katie: Alright, look, there's only one other way you can get out.

Speed: Tell me.

Katie: There should be a door where your head is. Can you feel it?

Speed: *reaches back* Yeah, I can.

Katie: On the other side of that door is an incinerator. You can drop inside.

Speed: Whoa whoa whoa. Incinerator? What the hell?

Katie: Oh yeah. They used to burn the bodies afterwards.

Speed: Katie, I'm not going to go inside an incinerator.

Katie: It's harmless.

Speed: What if it turns on?

Katie: Just hope it won't.

Speed: How do I get out of the incinerator?

Katie: Hell, I don't know but at least you'll be out of the morgue right?

Speed: I hate you.

Katie: Love you too, sweetie. *makes kissy noises* Okay bye.

Speed: Wait!

Katie: Yes?

Speed: If you come down here and get me out, I'll...uh...wait, what exactly do you want?

Katie: Babies.

Speed: I'd rather burn to death. *drops radio*

Base camp

Katie: *looks down at radio*

Calleigh: We need to find Horatio.

Delko: What if a ghost kidnapped him?

Colton: There's only one thing to do. *picks up shotgun* Hunt the sonofabitch down.

Katie: Horatio or the ghost?

Colton: Whichever we find first.

Katie: I like those odds. *stands* Let's go!

Calleigh: Wait a second. This isn't part of the mission.

Katie: So? Horatio disappearing wasn't either.

Anni: Yeah I agree. We should find him.

Calleigh: One of us should stay back at base camp and keep track of everyone.

Delko: I'll do it!

Katie: You're coming with us. *grabs Eric*

Inside morgue

Colton: This is where Horatio was last seen alive.

Delko: You think he's dead?

Katie: Eric, we got locked in a room full of fire. We've angered the spirits.

Delko: This was just supposed to be a reality show.

Katie: Reality...*puts on shades* just got real.

Anni: Okay Katie's the human bait.

Katie: Hey.

Speed: ...Guys?

Anni: *looks at morgue drawer* Hey! You okay in there?

Speed: NO.

Anni: *smiles* Alright just hold on. *grabs on door, pulls* ...*yanks on door* Uh...

Katie: What's going on?

Anni: I can't open it.

Speed: Stop messing around.

Anni: I'm not, it's really stuck. *yanks on door*

Katie: Did Horatio have the key or something?

Anni: I don't think so.

Colton: *lifts shotgun* I'll shoot it open. Stand back, ladies.

Speed: N-

Colton: *pulls trigger*

BAM

Door swings open

Speed: AH! AH! *climbs out of morgue drawer* YOU SHOT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH! *grabs Colton, shoves him against wall*

Colton: It was only a graze.

Katie: You didn't put on the bullet-proof vest?

Speed: *looks at Katie* Go to hell.

Katie: I'm just sayin'.

Anni: Okay guys, we need to find H.

Speed: Yeah. I'd like to get my hands on him.

Katie: *shines flashlight around* I see footprints in the dust. They lead up to the wall but they stop.

Anni: Check it out. *walks over to wall* The footprints extend halfway into the wall?

Katie: That's not physically possible unless he can walk through walls.

Anni: Maybe he didn't. *pushes wall*

Wall swings sideways

Anni: *smiles* Huh.

Speed: Oh, secret passageway. Big deal. Let's lock him in and leave.

Anni: *walks in*

Katie: *follows*

Colton: *drapes gun over shoulder, walks*

Speed: Guys, let's head back. *looks around* ...Eric, why is there a bucket on your head?

Delko: If I can't see the ghosts, they can't see me.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Inside secret passageway

Anni: Horatio!

Katie: HORATIO CAINE!

Anni: *looks at Katie*

Katie: ...There were probably a lot of Horatios in the 1800s. Want to make sure we aren't catching a ghost by accident.

Speed: There are no ghosts.

Katie: Then who locked you inside the drawer?

Speed: Horatio.

Katie: He'd never do such a thing.

Speed: I don't know, Katie. He gets a certain look.

Katie: You're being paranoid.

Anni: Hey guys, look. Skeleton.

Delko: *screams* THEY'VE SKINNED HIM! *turns around, runs into wall* AH! *falls over*

Speed: *looks back* For God's sake, take the bucket off your head.

Anni: *kneels* It doesn't look fresh. I don't think we're supposed to be down here.

Katie: Why?

Anni: Reality shows don't usually show dead bodies.

Katie: Oh but it's okay for crime dramas to do it?

Anni: Katie, this is a real dead body.

Katie: *screams, wraps arms and legs around Speed*

Speed: *frowns* Get off.

Katie: *lifts head, smiles* I'd love to.

Speed: *shoves Katie* That's not what I mean.

Anni: There's more dusty footprints. He must have gone down here. *stands, walks*

Katie: This is the part where we go the other direction.

Speed: Scared?

Katie: Yeah. You got a problem with that?

Speed: *stares at Katie*

Katie: *walks away*

Colton: *pointing gun around* Have no fear, Colton's near.

Speed: Put the gun down or I'll shove it up your rear.

Colton: *drops gun*

Speed: *walks away*

Delko: Hey guys, can someone get this bucket off my head? I think it's stuck.

Large chamber

Anni: *walks in, looks around*

Speed: *steps over*

Katie: WOW.

Delko: *pushing bucket* What is it? I can't see.

Colton: It's a torture chamber.

Katie: Maybe this is the part of the show where we make a human sacrifice.

Anni: Since when has this show ever had a human sacrifice?

Katie: They could have edited it out.

Anni: Horatio! You in here?

Horatio: OVER HERE!

Anni: *runs over* Why are you tied to the extender?

Delko: *snickers*

Speed: It's meant to extend the entire body until it breaks apart, Eric.

Delko: ...Oh. Well that's not pleasant at all.

Horatio: Someone jumped me and here I am.

Katie: Was it a ghost?

Horatio: It kind of looked like a clown.

Speed: *frowns* Donahinkle.

Katie: *gasp* She must have been the one who locked us into the Chapman wing.

Anni: And locked Speed in the morgue drawer.

Speed: Yeah thanks for that Donahinkle! You're SWELL!

Colton: Where is she now?

Donahinkle: MWAHAHAHA!

Everyone: *turns around*

Donahinkle: You've walked right into my trap.

Speed: Untie him.

Donahinkle: Are you kidding me? That's exactly where I want my Horatio.

Horatio: What?

Donahinkle: I'm finally gonna get what I want.

Speed: ...You want to torture Horatio?

Donahinkle: *smiles* That's just the foreplay.

Delko: Okay this is even scarier than the asylum.

Katie: *unties Horatio* We agreed to your little reality show but we did not agree to THIS. And I'm not sure anyone wants to see it.

Horatio: *sits up* Yeah. I'm in love with myself, I don't have time for you.

Donahinkle: I thought you might say that. *pulls out gun, points it at Speed* It's either him or me.

Speed: Wait, you want him to sleep with me?

Horatio: She wants to shoot you.

Speed: Oh.

Horatio: I don't negotiate...*puts on shades* with clowns.

TBC.............................
 
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This Donhinkle chick....i don't think she's balanced at all. Clearly there's issues with her...First off, she wants to torture and sleep with H. Now back in the day , it wasn't such a-....okay, I'm getting off point here, but yeah...Donhinkle's not wrapped too tightly.

Katie is ridiculous- but that's just stating the obvious...

Eric's...interestingly clueless- again....obvious.

Hasn't anyone told these people that at the first sign of the impossible in a horror situation, that the time has come to leave? Seriously, that's when the body count starts to pile up...

Kudos for Colton using the shot gun- Boo that he shot Speed.

Speed at gunpoint-anything new about this? NOW...Speed at gunpoint with kevlar...NOW we're talking:guffaw:

Awesome update...

Ps I really would like to see the confessionals from H and Speed...

Awesome:D
 
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