CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way
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CSI_in_training
CSI Level Two
Have fun on your trip Geni!!! Thanks for the info Jc, miss ya and Can't wait to see you at school this fall...you have to APPLY yourself! lol.
CSI_Trainee
CSI Level One
Okay I only failed three classes and I miss you too lol, and ur all welcome for the info, I was almost ready to put out a pba on Geni cause I had forgot she was going out of town LMFAO
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
OH. MY. GOD. Geni I am sooooo super glad you are back. I've been going out of my mind. First you left me, then Sara left me, and then Jess left. I'm drama deprived! I think I read the last couple of updates to your fic about 60 times. lol.
CSI_in_training
CSI Level Two
YAY! Geni, welcome Carole!! Hi everyone!! JC, it's an APB, not an PBA... lol. APB stands for All Points Bulletin, in case you were wondering. Come back soon Geni, with updates please!
Hmm..So THAT'S what an APB stands for. All these years and I can't even figure out what a simple abbreviation is.
You're So Far
[Autopsy, sherrif's department]
Horatio: Okay what can you tell me about that arm?
Doctor: It belongs to a male, in his mid thirties to early fourties. There is minimal scabbing on his wrists which suggests he worked in an office.
Speed: Like at a computer station.
Doctor: Yeah it happens when you use the mouse too much and your wrist rubbs on the side of the desk repeatedly.
Horatio: So he worked indoors.
Doctor: I found DNA under his fingernails.
Horatio: You send it up to a lab?
Doctor: We don't have a lab here. We ship all of our evidence down to Miami.
Horatio: We can process it for you. We happen to have a mobile lab on our hands.
Doctor: Great.
Speed: Do you have a time of death based on the arm?
Doctor: It's inconclusive. But I'd say the guy died around two years ago based on the level of mummification from the moss and around the scene.
Horatio: Cause of death?
Doctor: Well that might get tricky. I do know that he died after the arm was cut off.
Speed: I thought a bear got to the arm.
Doctor: A bear DID get to the arm. I looked at the bone, and deep inside are jagged marks from what looks like a saw or some kind of blade.
Horatio: So humans got to him before the bear did.
Doctor: Yup.
Horatio: Okay thank you.
[Outside autopsy]
Horatio: Alright Speed, take Eric down to the dock.
Speed: ...Why are we going down to the dock?
Horatio: There is an office building down there and I want to know if anyone there has lost an employee in the past two years.
Speed: But if I take Eric, I'll be doing all the work.
Horatio: Take Katie then.
Speed: I'll take Eric.
Horatio: Do you have a problem with Katie?
Speed: Can't I take Calleigh?
Horatio: Take whoever you want.
Speed: How about you?
Horatio: Except me.
Speed: Why, you have nowhere to be.
Horatio: I have to get that DNA processed.
Speed: You're not a DNA tech.
Horatio: I can do anything I put my little red head to.
Speed: You do that. I'm going to go grab Eric.
Horatio: *runs hands through hair* Hmm...It's blonder than I remembered.
[Dock, office]
Delko: Have you lost any employees in the past two years?
Girl: What do you mean lost?
Speed: Fired, laid off, vacation, dead.
Girl: Dead?
Speed: Yeah dead.
Girl: Is that about that body you guys found a few miles up the hill?
Speed: No we walk around the woods and ask these questions for fun, hoping to stumble onto some twisted murder plot by the devious dock owners.
Girl: ...Ooh I'm devious?
Speed: Eric, you have her mental age. You do it. *leaves*
Delko: Excellent.
[Outside]
Speed: ...Calleigh what are you doing?
Calleigh: I'm looking for the boat that drove our dead guy to his resting place.
Katie: Hey Cal, I got some boats over here.
Calleigh: I'll be right there. Hey Tim wanna help?
Speed: I'm helping Eric.
Calleigh: But he's in there and you're out here.
Speed: I'm helping from a distance.
Calleigh: *grabs Speed* Well come help US from THIS distance.
Speed: Fine.
Calleigh: What have you found?
Katie: Like I said, a boat.
Speed: *bends down* The paint job's been worn down. Looks like someone took a chemicle to it.
Calleigh: Maybe they tried to re-paint it.
Speed: It's spread out in drops. Looks like it fell over time.
Katie: Over time? How can someone spill chemicles on a paint job over time without someone noticing?
Speed: *grabs swab* Because it probably wasn't a person.
Calleigh: Well mister trace analyst, I'll let you figure out what it was.
Katie: This boat looks about five years old. It could have been here during the timeline of the murder.
Speed: Who owns this boat?
Katie: *looks down at list* Bob Anderson.
Speed: Does he work at the dock?
Katie: He's a retired park ranger. And he's about 75.
Speed: Yeah he probably wouldn't hack through someone.
Calleigh: It's still his boat so we should find out where he is.
Katie: He's in Winnipeg for a funeral.
Speed: Gee thanks for mentioning that before.
Katie: No one asked.
Speed: No worries. *places swab in box*
Katie: So should we bring him back here or something?
Speed: That depends on where he was two years ago.
Katie: We won't know unless we ask HIM.
Speed: There's time logs here. If he was a park ranger, everything he did would be documented.
Calleigh: And you think we can still find records from two years ago?
Speed: Well...Unless you'd like to fly up to Winnipeg and harrass him at a funeral.
Calleigh: Time logs it is. *leaves*
Katie: *crosses arms*
Speed: *stands* Is this boat registered?
Katie: Yeah. New stickers and everything.
Speed: So someone's using the boat.
Katie: It belongs to Anderson but it's insured under Florida Parks Service. Anyone can use it.
Speed: *looks inside boat* There's...A big saw in there.
Katie: So?
Speed: So the weapon used to hack our vic into itty bitty pieces was a saw.
Katie: You can't just take it.
Speed: It's in plain sight. *grabs saw*
Katie: So's the boat. You want to take that too?
Speed: We only need the saw.
[Shot is heard]
Katie: *looks up* ...What was that?
Speed: Shotgun.
Katie: Why is someone shooting a shotgun?
Speed: *grabs gun* I don't know.
Katie: *grabs gun*
Speed: What are you doing?
Katie: Um...Finding out who's doing the shooting in the middle of an empty forrest.
Speed: It's not empty. There's bears.
Katie: Funny.
Speed: *walks* You can stay behind me if you want.
Katie: Are you kidding? And make me miss all the action? I don't think so. *walks up front*
Speed: You could get shot.
Katie: So could you.
Speed: Your gun might misfire.
Katie: I'd be worried about yours if I were you.
Speed: *frowns*
[Shot is heard]
Katie: It's up here.
Speed: Yeah I know.
Katie: What do you mean you know?
Speed: I heard to too.
Katie: Yeah but your sense of direction sucks.
Speed: ...It does not.
Katie: Yes it does.
Speed: Why do you even have a gun?
Katie: I stole one of Trevor's when he wasn't looking.
Speed: You stole it?
Katie: He doesn't care. He's in Brazil remember?
Speed: Unless he comes back.
Katie: Pfft yeah right.
[Shot is heard]
Katie: Seriously, this maniac keeps moving. COME OUT YOU BIG COWARD! *runs ahead*
Speed: She's crazy. *runs*
[Forrest]
Katie: Okay I think I see him.
Speed: That's a tree.
Katie: It's not a tree.
Speed: It's a tree.
Katie: Okay follow my lead.
Speed: Uh yeah I don't think so. I'm in charge.
Katie: You're not in charge.
Speed: I'm the senior CSI.
Katie: I'm your wife.
Speed: So?
Katie: So everything you say doesn't count and is overruled by yours truly.
Speed: We're on the job. I'm in charge.
Katie: I don't see Horatio around. I'm in charge.
Speed: I'm older.
Katie: I have a bigger gun.
Speed: *frowns* That doesn't count.
Katie: I'm smarter.
Speed: You are not smarter.
Katie: I'm...Prettier.
Speed: ...*blinks*
Katie: Are you agreeing?
Speed: I SEE HIM! *runs* HEY YOU!
Katie: Dangit. *runs* GET ON THE GROUND!
Speed: What?
Katie: I saw it on Cops. I've always wanted to say it.
Guy: *gets on ground*
Speed: What are you doing with a shotgun?
Guy: Chasing bears.
Speed: I don't see any bears.
Guy: Yeah I was shooting and it ran away. I'm a ranger.
Speed: Get up.
Guy: *stands*
Katie: Hey you're missin' a patch on your uniform.
Speed: Yeah. And it looks pretty old too.
Guy: It's my dad's uniform. Bob Anderson.
Speed: What's your name?
Guy: Sean.
Speed: Okay Sean let's go.
Sean: Where?
Speed: Wherever I tell you.
Katie: *grabs shotgun* Oooh it's pretty.
Speed: Grow up.
Katie: Shut up.
Sean: *laughs*
Speed: What are you laughing for?
Sean: She burned you.
Speed: Move it.
Katie: *sigh* It's true, I did.
Speed: Hey Cal?
Calleigh: Yeah.
Speed: I've got Bob's son here. Meet sean. Him and his 15 year old uniform were out here shooting bears.
Calleigh: Ah. Well come this way Sean. We need a DNA sample. *leaves*
Speed: *turns around* What is the matter with you?
Katie: What?
Speed: Insulting me in front of a suspect?
Katie: I insult you all the time.
Speed: *shakes head* Go back to the Hummerhome.
Katie: Don't tell me what to do.
Speed: Horatio is processing DNA. Make sure he doesn't blow up the entire planet.
Katie: Who says you're in charge?
Speed: Seniority. Hense the word 'senior' meaning I'm older and wiser than you are.
Katie: Most seniors I've met are sluts.
Speed: I'm not a cheerleader. And if you picture it, I'm killing you.
Katie: I didn't picture anything.
Speed: Get lost.
Katie: *punches Speed*
Speed: Ow.
Katie: See you later. *winks*
Speed: *tilts head* Now I remember why I married her.
TBC.........
You're So Far
[Autopsy, sherrif's department]
Horatio: Okay what can you tell me about that arm?
Doctor: It belongs to a male, in his mid thirties to early fourties. There is minimal scabbing on his wrists which suggests he worked in an office.
Speed: Like at a computer station.
Doctor: Yeah it happens when you use the mouse too much and your wrist rubbs on the side of the desk repeatedly.
Horatio: So he worked indoors.
Doctor: I found DNA under his fingernails.
Horatio: You send it up to a lab?
Doctor: We don't have a lab here. We ship all of our evidence down to Miami.
Horatio: We can process it for you. We happen to have a mobile lab on our hands.
Doctor: Great.
Speed: Do you have a time of death based on the arm?
Doctor: It's inconclusive. But I'd say the guy died around two years ago based on the level of mummification from the moss and around the scene.
Horatio: Cause of death?
Doctor: Well that might get tricky. I do know that he died after the arm was cut off.
Speed: I thought a bear got to the arm.
Doctor: A bear DID get to the arm. I looked at the bone, and deep inside are jagged marks from what looks like a saw or some kind of blade.
Horatio: So humans got to him before the bear did.
Doctor: Yup.
Horatio: Okay thank you.
[Outside autopsy]
Horatio: Alright Speed, take Eric down to the dock.
Speed: ...Why are we going down to the dock?
Horatio: There is an office building down there and I want to know if anyone there has lost an employee in the past two years.
Speed: But if I take Eric, I'll be doing all the work.
Horatio: Take Katie then.
Speed: I'll take Eric.
Horatio: Do you have a problem with Katie?
Speed: Can't I take Calleigh?
Horatio: Take whoever you want.
Speed: How about you?
Horatio: Except me.
Speed: Why, you have nowhere to be.
Horatio: I have to get that DNA processed.
Speed: You're not a DNA tech.
Horatio: I can do anything I put my little red head to.
Speed: You do that. I'm going to go grab Eric.
Horatio: *runs hands through hair* Hmm...It's blonder than I remembered.
[Dock, office]
Delko: Have you lost any employees in the past two years?
Girl: What do you mean lost?
Speed: Fired, laid off, vacation, dead.
Girl: Dead?
Speed: Yeah dead.
Girl: Is that about that body you guys found a few miles up the hill?
Speed: No we walk around the woods and ask these questions for fun, hoping to stumble onto some twisted murder plot by the devious dock owners.
Girl: ...Ooh I'm devious?
Speed: Eric, you have her mental age. You do it. *leaves*
Delko: Excellent.
[Outside]
Speed: ...Calleigh what are you doing?
Calleigh: I'm looking for the boat that drove our dead guy to his resting place.
Katie: Hey Cal, I got some boats over here.
Calleigh: I'll be right there. Hey Tim wanna help?
Speed: I'm helping Eric.
Calleigh: But he's in there and you're out here.
Speed: I'm helping from a distance.
Calleigh: *grabs Speed* Well come help US from THIS distance.
Speed: Fine.
Calleigh: What have you found?
Katie: Like I said, a boat.
Speed: *bends down* The paint job's been worn down. Looks like someone took a chemicle to it.
Calleigh: Maybe they tried to re-paint it.
Speed: It's spread out in drops. Looks like it fell over time.
Katie: Over time? How can someone spill chemicles on a paint job over time without someone noticing?
Speed: *grabs swab* Because it probably wasn't a person.
Calleigh: Well mister trace analyst, I'll let you figure out what it was.
Katie: This boat looks about five years old. It could have been here during the timeline of the murder.
Speed: Who owns this boat?
Katie: *looks down at list* Bob Anderson.
Speed: Does he work at the dock?
Katie: He's a retired park ranger. And he's about 75.
Speed: Yeah he probably wouldn't hack through someone.
Calleigh: It's still his boat so we should find out where he is.
Katie: He's in Winnipeg for a funeral.
Speed: Gee thanks for mentioning that before.
Katie: No one asked.
Speed: No worries. *places swab in box*
Katie: So should we bring him back here or something?
Speed: That depends on where he was two years ago.
Katie: We won't know unless we ask HIM.
Speed: There's time logs here. If he was a park ranger, everything he did would be documented.
Calleigh: And you think we can still find records from two years ago?
Speed: Well...Unless you'd like to fly up to Winnipeg and harrass him at a funeral.
Calleigh: Time logs it is. *leaves*
Katie: *crosses arms*
Speed: *stands* Is this boat registered?
Katie: Yeah. New stickers and everything.
Speed: So someone's using the boat.
Katie: It belongs to Anderson but it's insured under Florida Parks Service. Anyone can use it.
Speed: *looks inside boat* There's...A big saw in there.
Katie: So?
Speed: So the weapon used to hack our vic into itty bitty pieces was a saw.
Katie: You can't just take it.
Speed: It's in plain sight. *grabs saw*
Katie: So's the boat. You want to take that too?
Speed: We only need the saw.
[Shot is heard]
Katie: *looks up* ...What was that?
Speed: Shotgun.
Katie: Why is someone shooting a shotgun?
Speed: *grabs gun* I don't know.
Katie: *grabs gun*
Speed: What are you doing?
Katie: Um...Finding out who's doing the shooting in the middle of an empty forrest.
Speed: It's not empty. There's bears.
Katie: Funny.
Speed: *walks* You can stay behind me if you want.
Katie: Are you kidding? And make me miss all the action? I don't think so. *walks up front*
Speed: You could get shot.
Katie: So could you.
Speed: Your gun might misfire.
Katie: I'd be worried about yours if I were you.
Speed: *frowns*
[Shot is heard]
Katie: It's up here.
Speed: Yeah I know.
Katie: What do you mean you know?
Speed: I heard to too.
Katie: Yeah but your sense of direction sucks.
Speed: ...It does not.
Katie: Yes it does.
Speed: Why do you even have a gun?
Katie: I stole one of Trevor's when he wasn't looking.
Speed: You stole it?
Katie: He doesn't care. He's in Brazil remember?
Speed: Unless he comes back.
Katie: Pfft yeah right.
[Shot is heard]
Katie: Seriously, this maniac keeps moving. COME OUT YOU BIG COWARD! *runs ahead*
Speed: She's crazy. *runs*
[Forrest]
Katie: Okay I think I see him.
Speed: That's a tree.
Katie: It's not a tree.
Speed: It's a tree.
Katie: Okay follow my lead.
Speed: Uh yeah I don't think so. I'm in charge.
Katie: You're not in charge.
Speed: I'm the senior CSI.
Katie: I'm your wife.
Speed: So?
Katie: So everything you say doesn't count and is overruled by yours truly.
Speed: We're on the job. I'm in charge.
Katie: I don't see Horatio around. I'm in charge.
Speed: I'm older.
Katie: I have a bigger gun.
Speed: *frowns* That doesn't count.
Katie: I'm smarter.
Speed: You are not smarter.
Katie: I'm...Prettier.
Speed: ...*blinks*
Katie: Are you agreeing?
Speed: I SEE HIM! *runs* HEY YOU!
Katie: Dangit. *runs* GET ON THE GROUND!
Speed: What?
Katie: I saw it on Cops. I've always wanted to say it.
Guy: *gets on ground*
Speed: What are you doing with a shotgun?
Guy: Chasing bears.
Speed: I don't see any bears.
Guy: Yeah I was shooting and it ran away. I'm a ranger.
Speed: Get up.
Guy: *stands*
Katie: Hey you're missin' a patch on your uniform.
Speed: Yeah. And it looks pretty old too.
Guy: It's my dad's uniform. Bob Anderson.
Speed: What's your name?
Guy: Sean.
Speed: Okay Sean let's go.
Sean: Where?
Speed: Wherever I tell you.
Katie: *grabs shotgun* Oooh it's pretty.
Speed: Grow up.
Katie: Shut up.
Sean: *laughs*
Speed: What are you laughing for?
Sean: She burned you.
Speed: Move it.
Katie: *sigh* It's true, I did.
Speed: Hey Cal?
Calleigh: Yeah.
Speed: I've got Bob's son here. Meet sean. Him and his 15 year old uniform were out here shooting bears.
Calleigh: Ah. Well come this way Sean. We need a DNA sample. *leaves*
Speed: *turns around* What is the matter with you?
Katie: What?
Speed: Insulting me in front of a suspect?
Katie: I insult you all the time.
Speed: *shakes head* Go back to the Hummerhome.
Katie: Don't tell me what to do.
Speed: Horatio is processing DNA. Make sure he doesn't blow up the entire planet.
Katie: Who says you're in charge?
Speed: Seniority. Hense the word 'senior' meaning I'm older and wiser than you are.
Katie: Most seniors I've met are sluts.
Speed: I'm not a cheerleader. And if you picture it, I'm killing you.
Katie: I didn't picture anything.
Speed: Get lost.
Katie: *punches Speed*
Speed: Ow.
Katie: See you later. *winks*
Speed: *tilts head* Now I remember why I married her.
TBC.........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Awww
Speed: Your gun might misfire.
Katie: I'd be worried about yours if I were you.
Speed: *frowns*
I said "Ohhh buuurn" really loud and then I was like 'oh the weddings off!" *sighs* brings back memories lol. Great update. I love how the Tatie banter. Its so cute. lol. And Mr. Anderson's son in the forest with a shot gun. Very interesting. Update soon please.
Speed: Your gun might misfire.
Katie: I'd be worried about yours if I were you.
Speed: *frowns*
I said "Ohhh buuurn" really loud and then I was like 'oh the weddings off!" *sighs* brings back memories lol. Great update. I love how the Tatie banter. Its so cute. lol. And Mr. Anderson's son in the forest with a shot gun. Very interesting. Update soon please.
Teehee. Isn't banter fun?
Nobody's Gonna Slow Me Down
[Dock office]
Calleigh: So Sean, how long have you been working here?
Sean: Four years.
Calleigh: Did you have any fights with the staff in those four years?
Sean: Fights?
Calleigh: Altercations, disagreements...Things like that.
Sean: Everyone has disagreements in the workplace. It doesn't mean I killed anyone.
Calleigh: No one said you did.
Sean: Can I go?
Calleigh: No. Do you drive your father's boat?
Sean: Sometimes.
Calleigh: We noticed the paintjob was eroding a little.
Sean: Yeah it's an old boat.
Calleigh: Five years isn't that old.
Sean: Whatever.
Calleigh: A patch is missing on the uniform you're wearing.
Sean: Yeah it was my dad's. It's old, just like him and his ugly boat.
Calleigh: Do you mind if we borrow your jacket?
Sean: Yeah. Get a warrant.
Calleigh: Alright we will. But the saw in your boat was in plain sight so we're processing it now.
Sean: Go ahead.
Calleigh: *squints*
[Outside Hummerhome]
Speed: *grabs door* Wait.
Katie: You told me to get in there.
Speed: I know. But we should probably talk about something.
Katie: ...Like what?
Speed: That saw needs to be processed and if Horatio's doing the blood from the arm, I think you should process the saw.
Katie: Is that it?
Speed: Essentially.
Katie: You look like you wanted to tell me something else.
Speed: Uh, yeah actually I did.
Katie: You're not going to say 'I think we should see other people' are you?
Speed: ..Uh no. It's kind of against the rules of holy matrimony.
Katie: Whoa there's rules? Because you kind of step all over them with other women.
Speed: Yeah okay this was a bad idea.
Katie: You're full of them today.
Speed: No, wait, stop. We're not going to have a fight.
Katie: This isn't fighting. This is arguing.
Speed: To children it would be considered fighting.
Katie: We're having children?
Speed: I didn't say that.
Katie: Then what children are you talking about?
Speed: ....Eric.
Katie: Eric is not a child.
Speed: Here we are, fighting again.
Katie: It's not a fight.
Speed: Yes it is.
Katie: No it's not.
Speed: Yes it is.
Katie: Fine. I don't want to be married to you. *takes off ring* You...Poo face. *sticks ring in mouth*
Speed: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Katie: ...*pulls ring out of mouth* I should think before I act.
Speed: Put. The. Ring. Back. On.
Katie: *puts ring on* Sorry.
Speed: Please don't do that again.
Katie: I won't.
Speed: Good.
Katie: ...You think I'm pretty though, right?
Speed: What?
Katie: Well back there in the forest. You didn't answer.
Speed: I was supposed to answer?
Katie: Am I pretty or not?
Speed: No, I met you in complete darkness and that's the way it's gonna stay because I can't stand your ugly face.
Katie: *sad face*
Speed: No! No! It was sarcasm!
Katie: No it wasn't.
Speed: Yes it was.
Katie: No it wasn't.
Speed: You're not ugly.
Katie: You said I am.
Speed: What I think and what I say are two completely different things.
Katie: So I'm not ugly?
Speed: Not entirely.
Katie: *elbows Speed*
Speed: Ow.
Katie: Stop teasing me.
Speed: Who says I was teasing you?
Katie: *smiles* Quit it. And I would like to open this door now so get your hand off of it.
Speed: Well maybe I can help you with the whole DNA thing.
Katie: *lifts brows*
Speed: ...Evidence-wise.
Katie: You know what would help?
Speed: What?
Katie: *grins* Leaving.
Speed: *smirks* Yes dear.
Katie: I'll call you with the results....Tim this is your cue to leave.
Speed: *sigh* Fine but you're missing out on some great techniques on how to get DNA.
Katie: *laughs* Evidence-wise?
Speed: The jury's still out on that. *leaves*
Katie: *shakes head*
[DNA Hummerlab]
Katie: Hey are you processing that?
Horatio: DNA from the vic. We haven't been able to identify him as of yet.
Katie: Do you have a profile?
Horatio: It's going to take about another hour.
Katie: Good. I need this table to process the saw.
Horatio: I'll leave you to it. Wasn't there trace from the boat?
Katie: It's on the table over there.
Horatio: Ooh something for me to do.
Katie: It's a miracle. Just don't bust the GCMS or Tim's going to kill you.
Horatio: How are things with Speed anyway?
Katie: Um...I'm not sure. I think he was flirting with me.
Horatio: Isn't that a good thing?
Katie: I don't know. I mean, normally he just says what he's thinking and he gets the point across.
Horatio: He's teasing you.
Katie: Yeah and it's annoying the hell out of me. What is it with you men?
Horatio: How do you mean?
Katie: You're all...Weird. I can never tell what you guys are thinking.
Horatio: Trust me, men feel the same way about women.
Katie: So we're all screwed.
Horatio: Yup.
TBC......
Nobody's Gonna Slow Me Down
[Dock office]
Calleigh: So Sean, how long have you been working here?
Sean: Four years.
Calleigh: Did you have any fights with the staff in those four years?
Sean: Fights?
Calleigh: Altercations, disagreements...Things like that.
Sean: Everyone has disagreements in the workplace. It doesn't mean I killed anyone.
Calleigh: No one said you did.
Sean: Can I go?
Calleigh: No. Do you drive your father's boat?
Sean: Sometimes.
Calleigh: We noticed the paintjob was eroding a little.
Sean: Yeah it's an old boat.
Calleigh: Five years isn't that old.
Sean: Whatever.
Calleigh: A patch is missing on the uniform you're wearing.
Sean: Yeah it was my dad's. It's old, just like him and his ugly boat.
Calleigh: Do you mind if we borrow your jacket?
Sean: Yeah. Get a warrant.
Calleigh: Alright we will. But the saw in your boat was in plain sight so we're processing it now.
Sean: Go ahead.
Calleigh: *squints*
[Outside Hummerhome]
Speed: *grabs door* Wait.
Katie: You told me to get in there.
Speed: I know. But we should probably talk about something.
Katie: ...Like what?
Speed: That saw needs to be processed and if Horatio's doing the blood from the arm, I think you should process the saw.
Katie: Is that it?
Speed: Essentially.
Katie: You look like you wanted to tell me something else.
Speed: Uh, yeah actually I did.
Katie: You're not going to say 'I think we should see other people' are you?
Speed: ..Uh no. It's kind of against the rules of holy matrimony.
Katie: Whoa there's rules? Because you kind of step all over them with other women.
Speed: Yeah okay this was a bad idea.
Katie: You're full of them today.
Speed: No, wait, stop. We're not going to have a fight.
Katie: This isn't fighting. This is arguing.
Speed: To children it would be considered fighting.
Katie: We're having children?
Speed: I didn't say that.
Katie: Then what children are you talking about?
Speed: ....Eric.
Katie: Eric is not a child.
Speed: Here we are, fighting again.
Katie: It's not a fight.
Speed: Yes it is.
Katie: No it's not.
Speed: Yes it is.
Katie: Fine. I don't want to be married to you. *takes off ring* You...Poo face. *sticks ring in mouth*
Speed: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Katie: ...*pulls ring out of mouth* I should think before I act.
Speed: Put. The. Ring. Back. On.
Katie: *puts ring on* Sorry.
Speed: Please don't do that again.
Katie: I won't.
Speed: Good.
Katie: ...You think I'm pretty though, right?
Speed: What?
Katie: Well back there in the forest. You didn't answer.
Speed: I was supposed to answer?
Katie: Am I pretty or not?
Speed: No, I met you in complete darkness and that's the way it's gonna stay because I can't stand your ugly face.
Katie: *sad face*
Speed: No! No! It was sarcasm!
Katie: No it wasn't.
Speed: Yes it was.
Katie: No it wasn't.
Speed: You're not ugly.
Katie: You said I am.
Speed: What I think and what I say are two completely different things.
Katie: So I'm not ugly?
Speed: Not entirely.
Katie: *elbows Speed*
Speed: Ow.
Katie: Stop teasing me.
Speed: Who says I was teasing you?
Katie: *smiles* Quit it. And I would like to open this door now so get your hand off of it.
Speed: Well maybe I can help you with the whole DNA thing.
Katie: *lifts brows*
Speed: ...Evidence-wise.
Katie: You know what would help?
Speed: What?
Katie: *grins* Leaving.
Speed: *smirks* Yes dear.
Katie: I'll call you with the results....Tim this is your cue to leave.
Speed: *sigh* Fine but you're missing out on some great techniques on how to get DNA.
Katie: *laughs* Evidence-wise?
Speed: The jury's still out on that. *leaves*
Katie: *shakes head*
[DNA Hummerlab]
Katie: Hey are you processing that?
Horatio: DNA from the vic. We haven't been able to identify him as of yet.
Katie: Do you have a profile?
Horatio: It's going to take about another hour.
Katie: Good. I need this table to process the saw.
Horatio: I'll leave you to it. Wasn't there trace from the boat?
Katie: It's on the table over there.
Horatio: Ooh something for me to do.
Katie: It's a miracle. Just don't bust the GCMS or Tim's going to kill you.
Horatio: How are things with Speed anyway?
Katie: Um...I'm not sure. I think he was flirting with me.
Horatio: Isn't that a good thing?
Katie: I don't know. I mean, normally he just says what he's thinking and he gets the point across.
Horatio: He's teasing you.
Katie: Yeah and it's annoying the hell out of me. What is it with you men?
Horatio: How do you mean?
Katie: You're all...Weird. I can never tell what you guys are thinking.
Horatio: Trust me, men feel the same way about women.
Katie: So we're all screwed.
Horatio: Yup.
TBC......
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Katie: You're all...Weird. I can never tell what you guys are thinking.
Horatio: Trust me, men feel the same way about women.
Katie: So we're all screwed.
Horatio: Yup.
Haha, that cracked me up. And that whole conversation with Speed. Was so cute. It releaved some of my angerness from watching Whacked "I'm not trying to compete with a dead man" Yeah, I'll show you dead man! *coughs* anyways.....me putting my ring in my mouth...yeah I should reeeeaaallly think before I act lol. Update soon please.
Horatio: Trust me, men feel the same way about women.
Katie: So we're all screwed.
Horatio: Yup.
Haha, that cracked me up. And that whole conversation with Speed. Was so cute. It releaved some of my angerness from watching Whacked "I'm not trying to compete with a dead man" Yeah, I'll show you dead man! *coughs* anyways.....me putting my ring in my mouth...yeah I should reeeeaaallly think before I act lol. Update soon please.
I tend to not watch a lot of season three... :lol: Especially the last disk. *shivers*
And yeah, you could have choked on that ring. *shakes finger* Bad Katie.
This Is Not A Love Song
[Hummerlab]
Katie: Oh crap.
Horatio: What?
Katie: There's no blood on this saw at all.
Horatio: Did you try every test?
Katie: Yeah. It's clean.
Horatio: So we don't have the potential murder weapon yet.
Katie: ..Okay hold on. You found the body right?
Horatio: Yes.
Katie: And the coroner only looked at the arm?
Horatio: The rest of the body was too mummified to tell us anything.
Katie: Well there's always something to tell.
Horatio: The cause of death was from the saw.
Katie: Okay. Geez, that's all you had to say.
Horatio: I ran the trace. Nitrogen, potassium, phosphorus.
Katie: ...Meaning?
Horatio: Plant fertilizer.
Katie: That's what ate the paint job on the boat.
Horatio: So the boat was parked where workers were spraying the trees. If we can find the boat's path, then we can find the killer's path and hopefully some evidence.
Katie: 15 year old evidence. There's probably nothing left.
Horatio: ...Our victim couldn't have died two years ago then.
Katie: Yeah you're right. The arm would indicate that the victim died two years ago, but the body suggests longer.
Horatio: Mhm. And you know what that means.
Katie: This arm doesn't belong to that body.
Horatio: And we have more victims.
[Dock]
Speed: *closes phone* Horatio just phoned. The body parts don't match.
Calleigh: We have more than one victim?
Speed: Yeah. The ones we have are at least 13 years apart.
Calleigh: Okay. I had to let Sean go. We have nothing on him unless we get a warrant for the jacket.
Speed: I don't think Sean did it.
Calleigh: Why?
Speed: He's only 20. That means he was less than 10 when he started murdering people? I don't think so.
Calleigh: We're looking for a serial killer then. And he or she is older than Sean.
Speed: So now we're stuck at square one.
Katie: *runs over* I GOT A MATCH!
Speed: ...Could you be a little more vague?
Katie: Okay the blood from the arm matches a missing person's profile two years ago. Ted Beales.
Speed: Did he have any connection to this place?
Katie: Not that I know of.
Calleigh: I'll check into it. *leaves*
Katie: *smiles*
Speed: ...Why are you smiling?
Katie: I cracked the case. I WIN.
Speed: We haven't solved it yet. And Horatio processed the blood so he wins.
Katie: We're all on the same team. Oh but MAN I'm so excited. *jumps up and down*
Speed: Good for you.
Katie: *hugs Speed* Gosh I love you.
Speed: *lifts brow* ...Because of a case?
Katie: *lets go* No. Why?
Speed: Well...I don't know.
[10 seconds later]
Katie: WOW! talk about awkward silences huh?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: You love me right?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: And I love you right?
Speed: I guess.
Katie: So there shouldn't be a problem.
Speed: There's a problem?
Katie: Well that silence was kind of awkward.
Speed: It was ten seconds.
Katie: And it was uncomfortable.
Speed: Gee I'm glad most of the ten seconds you get with me are uncomfortable.
Katie: ...That's a joke right?
Speed: Unless it's true and I just burned myself.
Katie: Heck no.
Speed: Good.
Katie: Well I'll see you later. *shakes Speed's hand* Bye....Um...You're supposed to let go.
Speed: So are you.
Katie: Well none of us did.
Speed: This is crazy. We're married.
Katie: I know. We're not supposed to be like...This.
Speed: What is 'this' exactly?
Katie: I don't know...All uncomfortable.
Speed: Well I'm not really uncomfortable. More nervous.
Katie: Yeah. About what?
Speed: I don't know.
Katie: Me neither.
Delko: *walks up* Hey guys, I heard we have a break in the case.
Katie: Yeah actually I'd like to tell you all about it but I have to make a trip to the...Uh...Washrooms...For some reason. *runs*
Delko: *looks at Speed*
Speed: Me too...I uh...Drank a lot of water this morning. *runs off*
Delko: *scratches head* ...Okay then.
[Hummerhome, 15 minutes later]
Horatio: Okay guys, status.
Calleigh: A judge wouldn't give us the warrant for the jacket unless we came up with something concrete.
Delko: And so far I've had no luck finding out who the second victim is.
Horatio: The thing is, if there's two there are probably more.
Delko: Where do we start?
Horatio: We start with the evidence. Where's Speed?
Speed: *runs in* Right here.
Horatio: Where were you?
Speed: Uh...Bathroom.
Horatio: Do you normally undo your shirt buttons in the bathroom?
Speed: *looks down* Uh...It got really hot in there.
Horatio: Okay I need you to find out which trees have been treated with this specific brand of fertilizer. *hands over paper* Then we might be able to track down a trail the killer used on his boat.
Speed: I'll get right on it.
Horatio: Good. Everyone get to work.
[Outside Hummerhome]
Delko: It's not like you to be late.
Speed: Would you rather I be late or Katie? I mean...For a m-meeting...Because I'm aloud to be late for meetings...I...It...I have to go. *leaves*
Delko: Um...Alright.
Calleigh: What's wrong with him?
Delko: I don't even want to know.
TBC.......
And yeah, you could have choked on that ring. *shakes finger* Bad Katie.
This Is Not A Love Song
[Hummerlab]
Katie: Oh crap.
Horatio: What?
Katie: There's no blood on this saw at all.
Horatio: Did you try every test?
Katie: Yeah. It's clean.
Horatio: So we don't have the potential murder weapon yet.
Katie: ..Okay hold on. You found the body right?
Horatio: Yes.
Katie: And the coroner only looked at the arm?
Horatio: The rest of the body was too mummified to tell us anything.
Katie: Well there's always something to tell.
Horatio: The cause of death was from the saw.
Katie: Okay. Geez, that's all you had to say.
Horatio: I ran the trace. Nitrogen, potassium, phosphorus.
Katie: ...Meaning?
Horatio: Plant fertilizer.
Katie: That's what ate the paint job on the boat.
Horatio: So the boat was parked where workers were spraying the trees. If we can find the boat's path, then we can find the killer's path and hopefully some evidence.
Katie: 15 year old evidence. There's probably nothing left.
Horatio: ...Our victim couldn't have died two years ago then.
Katie: Yeah you're right. The arm would indicate that the victim died two years ago, but the body suggests longer.
Horatio: Mhm. And you know what that means.
Katie: This arm doesn't belong to that body.
Horatio: And we have more victims.
[Dock]
Speed: *closes phone* Horatio just phoned. The body parts don't match.
Calleigh: We have more than one victim?
Speed: Yeah. The ones we have are at least 13 years apart.
Calleigh: Okay. I had to let Sean go. We have nothing on him unless we get a warrant for the jacket.
Speed: I don't think Sean did it.
Calleigh: Why?
Speed: He's only 20. That means he was less than 10 when he started murdering people? I don't think so.
Calleigh: We're looking for a serial killer then. And he or she is older than Sean.
Speed: So now we're stuck at square one.
Katie: *runs over* I GOT A MATCH!
Speed: ...Could you be a little more vague?
Katie: Okay the blood from the arm matches a missing person's profile two years ago. Ted Beales.
Speed: Did he have any connection to this place?
Katie: Not that I know of.
Calleigh: I'll check into it. *leaves*
Katie: *smiles*
Speed: ...Why are you smiling?
Katie: I cracked the case. I WIN.
Speed: We haven't solved it yet. And Horatio processed the blood so he wins.
Katie: We're all on the same team. Oh but MAN I'm so excited. *jumps up and down*
Speed: Good for you.
Katie: *hugs Speed* Gosh I love you.
Speed: *lifts brow* ...Because of a case?
Katie: *lets go* No. Why?
Speed: Well...I don't know.
[10 seconds later]
Katie: WOW! talk about awkward silences huh?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: You love me right?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: And I love you right?
Speed: I guess.
Katie: So there shouldn't be a problem.
Speed: There's a problem?
Katie: Well that silence was kind of awkward.
Speed: It was ten seconds.
Katie: And it was uncomfortable.
Speed: Gee I'm glad most of the ten seconds you get with me are uncomfortable.
Katie: ...That's a joke right?
Speed: Unless it's true and I just burned myself.
Katie: Heck no.
Speed: Good.
Katie: Well I'll see you later. *shakes Speed's hand* Bye....Um...You're supposed to let go.
Speed: So are you.
Katie: Well none of us did.
Speed: This is crazy. We're married.
Katie: I know. We're not supposed to be like...This.
Speed: What is 'this' exactly?
Katie: I don't know...All uncomfortable.
Speed: Well I'm not really uncomfortable. More nervous.
Katie: Yeah. About what?
Speed: I don't know.
Katie: Me neither.
Delko: *walks up* Hey guys, I heard we have a break in the case.
Katie: Yeah actually I'd like to tell you all about it but I have to make a trip to the...Uh...Washrooms...For some reason. *runs*
Delko: *looks at Speed*
Speed: Me too...I uh...Drank a lot of water this morning. *runs off*
Delko: *scratches head* ...Okay then.
[Hummerhome, 15 minutes later]
Horatio: Okay guys, status.
Calleigh: A judge wouldn't give us the warrant for the jacket unless we came up with something concrete.
Delko: And so far I've had no luck finding out who the second victim is.
Horatio: The thing is, if there's two there are probably more.
Delko: Where do we start?
Horatio: We start with the evidence. Where's Speed?
Speed: *runs in* Right here.
Horatio: Where were you?
Speed: Uh...Bathroom.
Horatio: Do you normally undo your shirt buttons in the bathroom?
Speed: *looks down* Uh...It got really hot in there.
Horatio: Okay I need you to find out which trees have been treated with this specific brand of fertilizer. *hands over paper* Then we might be able to track down a trail the killer used on his boat.
Speed: I'll get right on it.
Horatio: Good. Everyone get to work.
[Outside Hummerhome]
Delko: It's not like you to be late.
Speed: Would you rather I be late or Katie? I mean...For a m-meeting...Because I'm aloud to be late for meetings...I...It...I have to go. *leaves*
Delko: Um...Alright.
Calleigh: What's wrong with him?
Delko: I don't even want to know.
TBC.......
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Awww haah me and Tim had 10 seconds of uncomfortable...ness stuff. lol. And I'm not so sure I want to know why he just ran away again....teehee lol. So there's more then one victim...that's interesting. Update soon please.
:devil: :devil:
Just To Feel Your Warm Embrace ...~~Gosh I should never listen to backstreet boys..
[Dock]
Speed: Where were you?
Katie: Bathroom.
Speed: Still?
Katie: You sure have a way of making a bathroom seem way more fun than it actually is.
Speed: We have to find these...*sigh* Fertilized trees.
Katie: *smirks* You were trying to say that without sounding dirty.
Speed: And it would have worked had you not mentioned that.
Katie: Alright where do we start?
Speed: Near the...With...Nevermind just follow me.
Katie: Fine by me.
[Forest]
Katie: These are nice trees. They're big.
Speed: Stop it.
Katie: I meant tall.
Speed: Maybe I should have grabbed Eric for this.
Katie: Hey back there, that was your fault.
Speed: Let's just work.
Katie: Fine.
Speed: This map is terrible.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I can't read this.
Katie: Maybe I can. *grabs map*
Speed: I doubt it.
Katie: What's not to get about the map?
Speed: I didn't say I didn't get it. I said it was terrible.
Katie: Well it gives the right direction.
Speed: *grabs map* If you're so smart, you lead the way.
Katie: I would but you keep getting in the way.
Speed: Go around.
Katie: There's too many trees.
Speed: No there isn't.
Katie: Fine. *slips* AH! *falls down*
Speed: *looks down8
Katie: *frowns* You saw that branch.
Speed: You didn't.
Katie: You were supposed to warn me.
Speed: That would ruin the fun.
Katie: Help me up already.
Speed: *helps Katie up* Better?
Katie: I hate you.
Speed: You were the one that fell.
Katie: You didn't tell me about the branch.
Speed: I didn't know I was obligated to be on the lookout for stray branches for you.
Katie: It doesn't matter. You already saw it!
Speed: So look where you're going!
Katie: ...*smiles*
Speed: Don't.
Katie: Don't what?
Speed: Do not give me that look.
Katie: What look?
Speed: That one.
Katie: Oooh monsieur Speedle is blushing.
Speed: I am not.
Katie: *giggles* Okay then. *walks away*
Speed: *sigh*
[Dock]
Calleigh: *typing* I've been through log book after log book. Ted Beales isn't in here, and Bob Anderson checks out.
Delko: We haven't identified our second victim yet.
Calleigh: It's hopeless.
Delko: I'll call Speed and see if he found anything. *dials*
[forest]
Speed: *looks down*
Katie: Don't answer it.
Speed: It's probably important.
Katie: It's Eric. It's not important.
Speed: It's important. *opens phone* Yeah.
[Dock]
Delko: What took you so long? Cat got your tongue?
Speed: Yeah. What's up?
Delko: Um...Not the answer I was hoping for, but oh well. I was wondering if you found any of those trees yet.
Speed: I wasn't really looking.
Delko: What were you doing?
Speed: It's not really a matter of 'what'.
Delko: ...Um...Okay you're on duty.
Speed: Which is why you're going to shut that thing that makes you talk and Horatio is going to be none the wiser.
Delko: You're with...Katie right?
Speed: No Eric, it's just me and the trees.
Delko: Well fine I'll keep this a secret but don't be 'late' for any more meetings.
Speed: Deal. *click*
Calleigh: Does he have anything?
Delko: Uh..He's still looking.
Calleigh: Oh. Good.
TBC........
Just To Feel Your Warm Embrace ...~~Gosh I should never listen to backstreet boys..
[Dock]
Speed: Where were you?
Katie: Bathroom.
Speed: Still?
Katie: You sure have a way of making a bathroom seem way more fun than it actually is.
Speed: We have to find these...*sigh* Fertilized trees.
Katie: *smirks* You were trying to say that without sounding dirty.
Speed: And it would have worked had you not mentioned that.
Katie: Alright where do we start?
Speed: Near the...With...Nevermind just follow me.
Katie: Fine by me.
[Forest]
Katie: These are nice trees. They're big.
Speed: Stop it.
Katie: I meant tall.
Speed: Maybe I should have grabbed Eric for this.
Katie: Hey back there, that was your fault.
Speed: Let's just work.
Katie: Fine.
Speed: This map is terrible.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I can't read this.
Katie: Maybe I can. *grabs map*
Speed: I doubt it.
Katie: What's not to get about the map?
Speed: I didn't say I didn't get it. I said it was terrible.
Katie: Well it gives the right direction.
Speed: *grabs map* If you're so smart, you lead the way.
Katie: I would but you keep getting in the way.
Speed: Go around.
Katie: There's too many trees.
Speed: No there isn't.
Katie: Fine. *slips* AH! *falls down*
Speed: *looks down8
Katie: *frowns* You saw that branch.
Speed: You didn't.
Katie: You were supposed to warn me.
Speed: That would ruin the fun.
Katie: Help me up already.
Speed: *helps Katie up* Better?
Katie: I hate you.
Speed: You were the one that fell.
Katie: You didn't tell me about the branch.
Speed: I didn't know I was obligated to be on the lookout for stray branches for you.
Katie: It doesn't matter. You already saw it!
Speed: So look where you're going!
Katie: ...*smiles*
Speed: Don't.
Katie: Don't what?
Speed: Do not give me that look.
Katie: What look?
Speed: That one.
Katie: Oooh monsieur Speedle is blushing.
Speed: I am not.
Katie: *giggles* Okay then. *walks away*
Speed: *sigh*
[Dock]
Calleigh: *typing* I've been through log book after log book. Ted Beales isn't in here, and Bob Anderson checks out.
Delko: We haven't identified our second victim yet.
Calleigh: It's hopeless.
Delko: I'll call Speed and see if he found anything. *dials*
[forest]
Speed: *looks down*
Katie: Don't answer it.
Speed: It's probably important.
Katie: It's Eric. It's not important.
Speed: It's important. *opens phone* Yeah.
[Dock]
Delko: What took you so long? Cat got your tongue?
Speed: Yeah. What's up?
Delko: Um...Not the answer I was hoping for, but oh well. I was wondering if you found any of those trees yet.
Speed: I wasn't really looking.
Delko: What were you doing?
Speed: It's not really a matter of 'what'.
Delko: ...Um...Okay you're on duty.
Speed: Which is why you're going to shut that thing that makes you talk and Horatio is going to be none the wiser.
Delko: You're with...Katie right?
Speed: No Eric, it's just me and the trees.
Delko: Well fine I'll keep this a secret but don't be 'late' for any more meetings.
Speed: Deal. *click*
Calleigh: Does he have anything?
Delko: Uh..He's still looking.
Calleigh: Oh. Good.
TBC........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
haha. Just Speed and the trees. lol. Oh man that was hilarious. I'm still smiling and I don't even know why. I'm just weird I guess.
Katie: These are nice trees. They're big.
Speed: Stop it.
Katie: I meant tall.
Ok, that made me laugh so hard i snorted. lol. Update soon please.
Katie: These are nice trees. They're big.
Speed: Stop it.
Katie: I meant tall.
Ok, that made me laugh so hard i snorted. lol. Update soon please.
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