I'm glad you're enjoying yourself
calleighspeedle 
And Katie...You ARE crazy! :lol: ...I'm kidding.
Carly, you obviously didn't clean up very well.
The Weight Will Fall Away
[Hummerhome]
Horatio: Okay people we're heading to Texas.
Delko: ...I really hope everyone there doesn't think I'm mexcian.
Speed: No one thinks you're mexican.
Delko: Okay in Florida I'm illegal. In Texas I'm mexican. In Canada I'm an eskimo.
Speed: You don't look like an eskimo.
Missy: Yeah they don't have eskimos there anymore.
Delko: I still can't believe Sackheim called me a minority. Has he looked around Miami recently?
Speed: We're not going to start another political discussion are we?
Delko: If we have to.
Speed: But you're not good at it.
Delko: You don't have to be 'good' at it. These are issues that concern every American citizen.
Speed: No one cares.
Delko: Yes they do.
Missy: I'm not American.
JC: Neither am I.
Carly: Neither am I.
Delko: ...Okay excluding you guys.
Speed: The non-Americans don't need to hear you rant about racial equality.
Delko: It affects all of us.
Speed: You know how this conversation is going to go. You're going to rant, I'm going to say something racist, you'll get mad at me even though it wasn't actually something racist it was the truth, and then you'll end up hitting me with some sort of metal or plastic object and then I'll have to kill you.
Delko: ...I won't hit you.
Speed: Throwing counts as hitting.
Delko: Oh. You know, this isn't fair. I was a popular jock in highschool and you were a nerdy...Nerd. How come people think you're cooler than me?
Speed: Because I left highschool Eric.
Delko: So did I. See? I'm right here.
Speed: And yet I'm still cooler than you.
Delko: Says who?
Speed: All the women I've slept with.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Ow. Okay I didn't mean recently.
Katie: Sure you didn't.
Delko: Hey Cal, would you have gone out with me in highschool?
Calleigh: I was already finished highschool when you were a senior.
Delko: Really?
Calleigh: I'm older than you Eric, so no I wouldn't have dated you.
Delko: That's not fair.
Speed: Face it Eric, no one likes you.
Missy: I like him.
Delko: See? HA.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Delko: You didn't have stubble in highschool did you?
Speed: ...No.
Delko: HA. Loser.
Speed: Yeah right, and you had facial hair.
Delko: Yes I did.
Speed: Did someone drop rogaine on your face as a prank?
Delko: No. I developped early.
Speed: Sure you did.
Delko: Really. I had muscles and everything. You probably didn't.
Speed: Eric, does it look like I'm a body builder?
Delko: No.
Speed: Exactly.
Katie: Yeah but you're pretty strong.
Speed: Well compared to you.
Katie: And that's what makes it so much fun.
Delko: Hey H, what were you in highschool?
Horatio: I was...VIP.
Speed: Oh no you don't. I'm not falling for that again.
Horatio: Fine. I was an all around good and dependable guy.
JC: I believe it.
Delko: Did you have facial hair?
Horatio: *lifts brow* Eric, I don't have facial hair NOW.
Speed: What is your fascination with facial hair?
Delko: I don't know. It's more manly.
Speed: Well right now the only one in here with facial hair is me so you just burned yourself.
Delko: ...I could grow stubble.
Speed: HA.
Delko: Oh yeah? Watch me.
Speed: That should take a few eons. And I wouldn't if I were you.
Delko: Why?
Speed: You'll end up looking like a chia pet.
Delko: No I won't.
Katie: Oh man do you ever see those people with ugly stubble? It's like...In patches everywhere? It's gross.
Carly: Yeah and it just doesn't look right.
Delko: Well that's not going to happen to me. I grow hair almost ANYWHERE!
Speed: I'm not sure that's a good thing.
Katie: Hey Tim? You know what you need?
Speed: If you say anything about my chest, I'm dropping you off in Africa.
Katie: ...Fine.
Delko: Well I guess when Speed starts to go bald, we'll know where all the hair is.
Speed: I'm not going to go bald.
Delko: How do you know?
Speed: ...Because I'm awesome.
Delko: Nice try.
Carly: Are we still talking about hair?
Speed: No. Eric's dropping the subject.
Delko: I am?
Speed: *throws pillow*
Delko: OW. Do you put rocks in the pillowcases or something?
Speed: No.
Delko: Geez.
Katie: ...You're not going to really drop me off in Africa are you?
Speed: How am I going to get there?
Katie: ...Then why do I believe you?
Speed: I don't know. You're blinded by love.
Katie: *laughs* Oh yeah right. I am not.
Speed: Sure you are.
Katie: I am not.
Speed: You do realize the first time we met, you were almost drooling on the floor right?
Katie: ...No I wasn't.
Speed: You followed me to the mustard aisle.
Katie: No I didn't.
Speed: I saw you. You were behind the stack of pickles.
Katie: How would you know?
Speed: You were scribbling things down in your diary.
Katie: ...No I wasn't. It was the shopping list.
Speed: You have shopping lists in little pink books with sparkles on them?
Katie: Yes.
Speed: You still followed me.
Katie: I'm a people person.
Speed: People persons don't hide in stacks of pickles.
Katie: They weren't pickles. They were DILL pickles.
Speed: Same thing.
Katie: And you took forever in the mustard aisle.
Speed: I knew you were watching me.
Katie: ...Is that a good thing?
Speed: I could have arrested you for stalking.
Katie: With your cuffs?
Speed: Stop it.
Katie: *smiles* Ooh sounds like fun.
Speed: Why did I marry you again?
Katie: ...Which time? The first time or second time?
Speed: Second time.
Katie: Um...I don't know. We just kinda flew out of there.
Speed: I need to find better ways to propose.
Katie: Why, are we getting married more than twice?
Speed: No. I'm just saying, the first time was in a hotel room and the second time was in our kitchen.
Katie: I liked the hotel room one better. OH MAN remember France? With the rain, and the fireworks?
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: What? It was fun.
Speed: It was not fun. Eric beat me up.
Delko: THAT'S RIGHT!
Katie: Yeah but...It was so cool.
Speed: I'm glad my pain amuses you.
Katie: You do get hurt A LOT.
Speed: And it's always because of someone else. *looks at Delko*
Delko: ..Don't look at me. You're the one that attracts bullets...And meth...And morphine...
Speed: Okay we get it.
Katie: I can't believe you were on speed. That could have killed you.
Speed: Everything kills me. And you should talk miss...Baby killer.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Okay ow...That was my face.
Katie: I know.
Delko: Haha dude you got slapped in the face.
Speed: *rubs cheek* Ow. You used your nails.
Katie: *frowns*
Speed: I'm bleeding.
Katie: Good.
Speed: Ow, you have a mean left hook.
Katie: I've been told.
Speed: Doesn't this count as abuse?
Katie: Self defense.
Speed: What? I didn't even touch you.
Katie: Fine. But it's not my fault you don't want to touch me.
Speed: This isn't a conversation everyone should hear.
Katie: We'll talk about it later then.
Speed: Fine.
Katie: Who wants some giant cookie!
Carly: I do!
Misy: I do!
Katie: YAY! *runs off*
Delko: ...She's feisty.
Speed: Why do I fall for the ones with nails? *rubs face*
TBC........
