CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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:lol: I'm so glad people are STILL reading this. ;)

And poor Speedy. It's just not his week. And God bless Eric's little soul. :lol:

Well Done

[Hummerhome, shower]

Delko: *turns on water* Do you want the water hot or cold?

Speed: ...What do you think?

Delko: Hot?

Speed: Well don't burn me.

Delko: *sprays Speed with water*

Speed: NOT THE FACE! GEEZ!

Delko: Why?

Speed: Do you want to drown me?

Delko: Sometimes.

Speed: Just spray the water.

Delko: *sprays water* Hey have you worked out?

Speed: Not that it's any of your business, I have no idea. I don't remember.

Delko: Well you look very...Good for someone who was just thrown down a ravine and beaten with a stick.

Speed: Can you just spray the water and shut up?

Delko: So um...How should I....Proceed?

Speed: What are you talking about?

Delko: Well I need to spray further down but I'm not sure how you want me to do that.

Speed: It's not like there's a technique to it. Spray the water. It's nothing you haven't seen before.

Delko: How do you know?

Speed: ...Okay you ARE a guy right?

Delko: The last time I checked, sure.

Speed: Oh geez.

Delko: Maybe Katie should wash the rest of you.

Speed: Good idea.

Delko: *opens door* HEY KATIE!

Speed: *slams door shut* Are you insane? It's 3 in the morning and you're screaming. Plus the door is open and I'm naked.

Katie: *walks to door* Yeah?

Delko: Speed wants you to wash the rest of him.

Katie: Why?

Speed: Because after what Eric did to me, I trust you more than him.

Katie: *walks in* Okay, pass the hose. Eric, leave.

Delko: I'm gone.

Katie: *sprays water* So did you want soap or something?

Speed: No. Water is fine.

Katie: Okay.

Speed: *grabs Katie's hand*

Katie: What? What did I do?

Speed: The water is too cold.

Katie: Ah, okay. *turns more hot water on*

Speed: Thank you.

Katie: So um...You've known Eric longer yet you trust me to wash you?

Speed: If I remember correctly, wish I sincerely hope I do, I've never slept with Eric.

Katie: Oh. Good point.....*smirks*

Speed: What now?

Katie: Nice abs.

Speed: Could you just get the towel already?

Katie: Alright, alright. *throws towel*

Speed: Thanks.

Katie: You can dress yourself right?

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Great, so I'll see you when you get out of here.

Speed: Sounds like a plan.

Katie: *leaves*

[In Hummerhome]

Delko: So what did you guys do in there?

Katie: OH EW! ERIC! *slaps Delko*

Delko: Ow.

Katie: I can't believe I believed you.

Delko: Well I have a very believable face.

Katie: You should have been the one being hit with a stick.

Speed: *walks out* Oh I'll do it.

Katie: Do you feel better?

Speed: Much. Thank you.

Katie: No problem.

Speed: Okay so we've agreed. There is no Wubba monster.

Delko: You never know.

Speed: Believe me, there isn't.

Delko: Well if I surived washing you, then I can survive a Wubba attack.

Speed: What's that suppose to mean?

Katie: Nothing. Eric, stop being dumb.

Delko: I can't.

Speed: *starts laughing*

Delko: What?

Speed: You just burned yourself.

Delko: OH MY GOD! IS THE STOVE ON?! SOMEONE GET ME SOME COLD WATER!

Katie: No, he meant you insulted yourself.

Delko: Oh. My bad.

TBC......
 
Delko: So what did you guys do in there?

Katie: OH EW! ERIC! *slaps Delko*

HAHA, I love it how we've had to kids together and I say EW to that. lol. And aww Speedy has nice abs. I don't really know why I'm saying awww but I felt the need to put that in there. lol. Update soon please!
 
lol great chapter, don't write too much I have to go to bed! lol see you in the morning!
 
:lol: :lol: Oh man. *wipes tear*

EDIT: And good night to you. :)

No Surprise

[Hummerhome, 3:30 am]

Speed: Can I go to sleep now? I can barely move.

Katie: Alright, I'll take you to bed.

Speed: Thank you.

Delko: What should I do?

Katie: Go to sleep. You've caused enough trouble.

Delko: I'm not the one who wanted to find out where the monster was.

Speed: Yeah well you were the one already in the middle of a forest with a lighter sneaking up on people.

Delko: Touché.

[Speed/Katie's room]

Speed: *lays on bed* Oof.

Katie: Sorry.

Speed: It's okay. I already felt like every muscle in my body has been torn apart.

Katie: Here, I'll take off your shirt for you.

Speed: Thanks.

Katie: *unbuttons Speed's shirt*

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: What? What did I do?

Speed: Nothing.

Katie: *removes Speed's shirt* Okay, so did you want covers?

Speed: Sure.

Katie: *covers Speed* Better?

Speed: *smiles*

Katie: What's the smile for?

Speed: I don't know.

Katie: *lays down* Well get some rest.

Speed: I will.

Katie: *turns off light, closes eyes* There we go.

Speed: You know how I said I never wanted kids again?

Katie: Mhm.

Speed: I lied. Good night.

Katie: *opens eyes*

TBC...........
 
RETURN OF THE WUBBA MONSTER!!! and horatio snores, that's awesome! i'll protect you from future wubba attacks, it'll save you from being pushed off the bed! :devil: still...
 
*snort* Horatio snores? :lol: so HE'S the Wubba monster...well, not really, but I know what I mean :p
And I saw a little bit of Wannabe in there, when Speed thought he was going to die and he screamed "Here I come Wally" Awwwwww, I love Wannabe! :D
please update soon
 
Oh man I havn't posted in a whiel so here somes a list of my favorite bits (quite long)

1) Horatio: They were on my head. Imagine that.
2) Delko: No, an anteater eats ants, and an aardvark eats...Vark.
3)Delko: Some people might. My mom likes to touch me.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Delko: NOT IN THAT WAY. You know what I mean.
4)Delko: What if it find a cougar gang and cirlces us from all sides and then when we least expect it BAM we're cougar meat.
Speed: ...They're animals, not a SWAT team.
5) Speed: I'm allergic to you. *walks away*
Delko: ..Pfft liar.
6)Speed: Oh yeah Eric you look like a walking, talking stick.
7)Delko: *jumps in bed* Mommy.
Speed: *pushes Eric off bed* I'm not your mommy.
8 )Delko: *raises hand* Um, hello still here.
9)Delko: DIE!! WUBBA!!! *runs into Speed*
Speed: AH! *falls down ravine*
10)Speed: You know what you need? My big FOOT up your a-
Katie: Shh I think I hear it.
11) [Horatio is seen in his bed, wearing his little night cap, holding his shades in his hands, snorning really loudly]
12)Katie: Nothing. Eric, stop being dumb.
Delko: I can't.
Speed: *starts laughing*

Those are some of my favorites I've been reading this in media instead of doing my work :devil: its quite hard not to laugh...woah nearly got caught teacher came over, googd job my work is on CSI so I have a "reason for being on this site" :lol: great updates.
 
i join you CSI_me with that list, some of line's realy crack me up! :lol:

keep going speed_cochrane , we love you! :D :lol:
 
Awww *huggles everyone* :)

I Hope You See

[Hummerhome 10 am]

Katie: SPEED WAKE UP!

Speed: *opens eyes* What.

Katie: It's 10 am.

Speed: So?

Katie: So it's time to get up.

Speed: I can't move.

Katie: Yes you can. *grabs Speed*

Speed: OW! *falls off bed*

Katie: Are you okay?

Speed: I'm super.

Katie: Okay now get up, and let's go. Horatio's starting the Hummerhome.

Speed: No he's not.

Katie: Okay maybe not but still, I want to get out of this bed and do something.

Speed: Are you high?

Katie: Come on!

Speed: I'm up. Geez.

Katie: Just thought of a way you could get your memory back.

Speed: Hitting me in the head again?

Katie: No, come on. *grabs Speed*

Speed: Where are we going?

Katie: Up here.

Speed: I didn't know there was an extra room up here.

Katie: It's not a room, it's a lab.

Speed: *stops walking* ...A lab?

Katie: Yup, Eric put a crime lab up here.

Speed: *looks around* So? What do you want me to do?

Katie: Do you recognize any of this equipment?

Speed: No.

Katie: Really?

Speed: I'm sorry, I don't.

Katie: Here, hold this.

Speed: *looks down* What's this? A giant needle?

Katie: It's a pipette.

Speed: ....Like Pinocchio?

Katie: Not puppet, pipette.

Speed: So, what do you do with it? Stab people?

Katie: No. You use it to mix solutions to process Trace evidence.

Speed: *blank stare*

Katie: Okay, how about these?

Speed: Latex gloves.

Katie: That's right.

Speed: So...I'm doing surgery on Pinocchio?

Katie: ...*sigh* Okay how about this? *turns on computer*

Speed: It's a computer. I know what a computer is.

Katie: What's on the computer?

Speed: A fingerprint.

Katie: And?

Speed: ....And....It's a fingerprint.

Katie: What does this say?

Speed: AFIS.

Katie: And what does that stand for?

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: What?

Speed: I haven't the slightest idea what that means.

Katie: Okay well...I tried.

Speed: I know you did.

Katie: Well let's go back downstairs.

Speed: Good idea.

Katie: I wonder if there's any Cheez-its left.

Speed: Automated Fingerprint Identification System.

Katie: *turns around* ...*blank stare*

Speed: I'm guessing that's kind of like the Combined DNA Index System or the Integrated Ballistics Identification System.

Katie: ...CODIS and IBIS.

Speed: Sure.

Katie: *frowns* You said you didn't remember.

Speed: I didn't.

Katie: ...But you do now.

Speed: I don't know what they are, or what they do, but if you say so.

Katie: You just said what they are.

Speed: That doesn't mean I understand it.

Katie: So they just...Popped into your head.

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: So do you remember anything else?

Speed: You know what? I don't really want to play this game anymore. *leaves*

Katie: Um...Okay.

[Downstairs]

Katie: What was that all about?

Speed: Nothing.

Katie: You think this is a game?

Delko: *walks in* Oh are we playing Scrabble?

Katie: Shut up Eric. *turns to Speed* I'm trying to help you.

Speed: Did you ever think maybe I don't want to be a Crime Scene whatevergator?

Delko: Investigator.

Katie: It's your job.

Speed: Well maybe it is, but it's not my life.

Delko: *drinking coffee* Pfft. Liar.

Katie: I would think out of everything, you would remember what Trace lab is for crying out loud. I mean...Like....You do know what a cop is right?

Speed: Yes I know what a cop is.

Katie: Well that's what you are.

Speed: Isn't Eric a cop?

Delko: Yeah.

Speed: Then I guess whoever is doing the hiring has low standards.

Delko: HEY.

Katie: Why are you getting all mad?

Speed: I'm not mad. I just don't see why I'd want to sit in a lab all day playing with plastic needle thingies.

Katie: Pipette.

Speed: Yeah, whatever. Pipettes.

Katie: That's not all you do. You go out and find...Stuff and pick up stuff.

Speed: So I'm a garbage man?

Katie: *sigh* I give up. *leaves*

Delko: Smooth move exlax.

Speed: You think I let that go a little too far?

Delko: What do you mean?

Speed: Well a Trace Lab is a section of the Crime Lab that examines a wide variety of materials, from crime scenes, submitted as evidence. In the course of committing a crime small amounts of material may be transferred from one surface to another. A Trace Analyst compares the physical and chemical properties of questioned samples to the known samples.

Delko: ...Um...So when were you going to tell her?

Speed: Everytime I tell her anything she freaks out.

Delko: So you were just going to...Lie.

Speed: That wasn't lying. That was witholding information.

Delko: So you do know what a pipette is then.

Speed: No, of course not. I just told you a huge definition of what a trace lab is but I have no idea what a small plastic tube with a handle on it is.

Delko: You want some coffee?

Speed: I don't drink coffee.

Delko: How do you know?

Speed: Do you know what coffee does to your insides? That stuff's not good for you.

Delko: Maybe we should film you or something.

Speed: Why?

Delko: Because everytime you remember something, Katie's never here.

TBC.......
 
And yes why is that Speedy boy. HUh? Why must it always been when I'm not there. lol.

Katie: It's your job.

Speed: Well maybe it is, but it's not my life.

Delko: *drinking coffee* Pfft. Liar.

Haha, that cracked me up, WANNABE! HA! I win! lol. And I"m like really hyper and my heart is beating realy really fast and that can't be good but anyways, great update, haha "I"m going to operate on a puppet." HILARIOUS! Update soon please!
 
ooooh, poor Katie

Delko: *drinking coffee* Pfft. Liar. :lol:

I actually didn't do any "work" in media in the end ha and my teacher didn't even notice :D
 
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