CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way
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Well, here it is. 
You'll Wake Up One Day
[Hummerhome, 10 pm]
Horatio: *flops into seat* That is the longest I've ever walked, and I walk a lot.
Delko: I think my feet are broken.
Anni: My feet are going to fall off.
Speed: *sits* You guys are pansies.
Katie: *sits* I am never walking that much ever again.
Delko: Do you think I lost any weight?
Speed: Oh yeah Eric you look like a walking, talking stick.
Delko: No I don't.
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: Ah sarcasm.
Speed: Well I'm tired.
Katie: Are you going to bed?
Speed: Do you not want me to go to bed?
Katie: Well then I'd have to go to bed and I'm not tired.
Speed: ....So don't sleep.
Katie: There isn't anything else to do in bed BUT sleep.
Speed: I don't mean to be the man of this conversation but not all people sleep in bed.
Katie: What? OH! Oh haha I get it.
Speed: I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.
Katie: Wait a second! Wait for me!
[Speed/Katie's room]
Katie: *runs in* I didn't quite catch what ya mean there.
Speed: It looked to me like you understood perfectly.
Katie: Okay um...Can you for once just...Stop using big words?
Speed: How long?
Katie: At least all night.
Speed: So how am I suppose to speak?
Katie: Like you did before.
Speed: How did I speak before?
Katie: ...Like a guy.
Speed: I don't understand.
Katie: Forget all the big words you know, and just be...Miserable and sarcastic and simple again.
Speed: Simple?
Katie: Yeah....Like...I don't know, just be what you were before.
Speed: It's kind of hard to be what I was before if I don't remember what I was before, and even then I seemed pretty violent and rude.
Katie: Could you just for one second try?
Speed: ...Try what?
Katie: COME ON TIM!
Speed: I don't know what you want. You want me to be who I am now, but you want me to be the person I was before. And now you're yelling at me because I don't understand your needs.
Katie: Well it's just that now you're all Ghandi on me, and before you were...I don't know...A....A....
Speed: A man?
Katie: Yeah and now you're just kind of...Weird.
Speed: So you want me to be immature, rude, simple, and a pig?
Katie: No.
Speed: So what do you want?
Katie: I don't know what I want.
Speed: Well that's pretty useless then.
Katie: Man you don't even get angry anymore.
Speed: So?
Katie: Well if you were the way you were before, this would be a huge fight. Of course this fight wouldn't happen because you would the same as you were before, but that's what got us into this mess, is fighting.
Speed: Okay, I know you have a point that you're trying to make but I only understood bits of it.
Katie: Well, long story short, I kind of miss the rougher more...Angry Speedle.
Speed: You want me to be angry?
Katie: Well not angry at me, just that mad face you always had.
Speed: So...You want me to look mad, just to make you happy?
Katie: Well you kind of already look mad, but I think that's just because you're confused.
Speed: Yeah just a little.
Katie: This conversation is so pointless.
Speed: Well I'm going to bed.
Katie: HEY WHOA don't go running off so quickly.
Speed: I'm not running. I'm sitting on the bed.
Katie: GOD! See this is what I'm talking about. You're so tense, and so literal.
Speed: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!
Katie: ....Wow...Okay that was good.
Speed: *sigh* Can I sleep now?
Katie: Sure.
Speed: *frowns* Thank you. Good night.
Katie: ....Good night.
TBC........
You'll Wake Up One Day
[Hummerhome, 10 pm]
Horatio: *flops into seat* That is the longest I've ever walked, and I walk a lot.
Delko: I think my feet are broken.
Anni: My feet are going to fall off.
Speed: *sits* You guys are pansies.
Katie: *sits* I am never walking that much ever again.
Delko: Do you think I lost any weight?
Speed: Oh yeah Eric you look like a walking, talking stick.
Delko: No I don't.
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: Ah sarcasm.
Speed: Well I'm tired.
Katie: Are you going to bed?
Speed: Do you not want me to go to bed?
Katie: Well then I'd have to go to bed and I'm not tired.
Speed: ....So don't sleep.
Katie: There isn't anything else to do in bed BUT sleep.
Speed: I don't mean to be the man of this conversation but not all people sleep in bed.
Katie: What? OH! Oh haha I get it.
Speed: I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.
Katie: Wait a second! Wait for me!
[Speed/Katie's room]
Katie: *runs in* I didn't quite catch what ya mean there.
Speed: It looked to me like you understood perfectly.
Katie: Okay um...Can you for once just...Stop using big words?
Speed: How long?
Katie: At least all night.
Speed: So how am I suppose to speak?
Katie: Like you did before.
Speed: How did I speak before?
Katie: ...Like a guy.
Speed: I don't understand.
Katie: Forget all the big words you know, and just be...Miserable and sarcastic and simple again.
Speed: Simple?
Katie: Yeah....Like...I don't know, just be what you were before.
Speed: It's kind of hard to be what I was before if I don't remember what I was before, and even then I seemed pretty violent and rude.
Katie: Could you just for one second try?
Speed: ...Try what?
Katie: COME ON TIM!
Speed: I don't know what you want. You want me to be who I am now, but you want me to be the person I was before. And now you're yelling at me because I don't understand your needs.
Katie: Well it's just that now you're all Ghandi on me, and before you were...I don't know...A....A....
Speed: A man?
Katie: Yeah and now you're just kind of...Weird.
Speed: So you want me to be immature, rude, simple, and a pig?
Katie: No.
Speed: So what do you want?
Katie: I don't know what I want.
Speed: Well that's pretty useless then.
Katie: Man you don't even get angry anymore.
Speed: So?
Katie: Well if you were the way you were before, this would be a huge fight. Of course this fight wouldn't happen because you would the same as you were before, but that's what got us into this mess, is fighting.
Speed: Okay, I know you have a point that you're trying to make but I only understood bits of it.
Katie: Well, long story short, I kind of miss the rougher more...Angry Speedle.
Speed: You want me to be angry?
Katie: Well not angry at me, just that mad face you always had.
Speed: So...You want me to look mad, just to make you happy?
Katie: Well you kind of already look mad, but I think that's just because you're confused.
Speed: Yeah just a little.
Katie: This conversation is so pointless.
Speed: Well I'm going to bed.
Katie: HEY WHOA don't go running off so quickly.
Speed: I'm not running. I'm sitting on the bed.
Katie: GOD! See this is what I'm talking about. You're so tense, and so literal.
Speed: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!
Katie: ....Wow...Okay that was good.
Speed: *sigh* Can I sleep now?
Katie: Sure.
Speed: *frowns* Thank you. Good night.
Katie: ....Good night.
TBC........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Awww I think I made Speedy even more confused. lol. And as much as I liked the whole "That what I see when I look in your eyes" comment and the Ghandi thinger is kinda scary. I do miss angry Speedle...well to a certain extent of course lol. update soon please!
:lol: I liked him angry too...Also to an extent.
She Was Lying There
[Hummerhome, Speed/Katie's room, midnight]
Katie: *rolls over* Are you awake?
Speed: *eyes closed* No.
Katie: Are you mad at me?
Speed: *angry sigh*
Katie: Are you?
Speed: Can you just...Turn off the button that makes you talk?
Katie: Sorry, the button broke. I'm stuck like this. So are you mad at me?
Speed: I'm trying to sleep.
Katie: Yeah I know, but I-
Speed: *opens eyes* What do you want? What! WHAT DO YOU WANT! *sits up* Do you want me to throw something? Do you want me to scream until I turn blue? Do you want sex?
Katie: *blinks* ....Huh?
Speed: Well obviously you want SOMETHING but I can't seem to figure it out. Nothing's ever good enough for you. *lies down*
Katie: So you are mad then.
Speed: No, I'm not mad.
Katie: Yes you are. You yelled.
Speed: I thought you wanted me to yell.
Katie: Yeah but....But...I...
Speed: WHAT! WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU WANT!
Katie: *rolls over*
Speed: *sigh* I'm sorry.
Katie: *frowns* It's fine.
Speed: No, it's not fine. Now you're mad.
Katie: That's because you're mad. I'm trying to match emotions.
Speed: Ha ha very funny. *rolls Katie over*
Katie: Whoa...That's some strong muscle there.
Speed: No offense but you're not that heavy.
Katie: Whew, n-none taken.
Speed: What are you doing?
Katie: I...Am trying to form sentences.
Speed: You've got to be kidding me.
Katie: I'm sorry but you grabbed me and that was so cool.
Speed: ...Okay I don't think that's the 'rough Speedle' you had in mind.
Katie: How do you know? *winks*
Speed: Forget I said anything. *lies down*
Katie: Oh come on, I'm just fooling with you.
Speed: You're a very confusing person.
Katie: I know. It's my talent.
Speed: You should enter a talent show. I'm sure hundreds of people would love to get a headache.
Katie: See? There's the sarcasm I love.
Speed: I told you, I'm tired.
Katie: Ah so intellectual by day, rough angry sarcastic Speedle by night. Oh cool, you're like a vampire.
Speed: Oh lord.
Katie: Hey maybe it's more like you're a gargoyle. Statue by day, flying monster...Thingy by night. OH! Dr. Jekyl and Mister Hyde!
Speed: *rolls over onto Katie* Can you please...*leans closer* Stop it.
Katie: Haha...Uh....You are VERY close there.
Speed: Yeah I know. That seems to keep you quiet.
Katie: Really. How do you know?
Speed: *smirks* You wanna test that theory?
Katie: HECK YES!
Speed: Sorry, I'm too tired. *moves*
Katie: THAT is a very....VERY tricky game.
TBC......
She Was Lying There
[Hummerhome, Speed/Katie's room, midnight]
Katie: *rolls over* Are you awake?
Speed: *eyes closed* No.
Katie: Are you mad at me?
Speed: *angry sigh*
Katie: Are you?
Speed: Can you just...Turn off the button that makes you talk?
Katie: Sorry, the button broke. I'm stuck like this. So are you mad at me?
Speed: I'm trying to sleep.
Katie: Yeah I know, but I-
Speed: *opens eyes* What do you want? What! WHAT DO YOU WANT! *sits up* Do you want me to throw something? Do you want me to scream until I turn blue? Do you want sex?
Katie: *blinks* ....Huh?
Speed: Well obviously you want SOMETHING but I can't seem to figure it out. Nothing's ever good enough for you. *lies down*
Katie: So you are mad then.
Speed: No, I'm not mad.
Katie: Yes you are. You yelled.
Speed: I thought you wanted me to yell.
Katie: Yeah but....But...I...
Speed: WHAT! WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU WANT!
Katie: *rolls over*
Speed: *sigh* I'm sorry.
Katie: *frowns* It's fine.
Speed: No, it's not fine. Now you're mad.
Katie: That's because you're mad. I'm trying to match emotions.
Speed: Ha ha very funny. *rolls Katie over*
Katie: Whoa...That's some strong muscle there.
Speed: No offense but you're not that heavy.
Katie: Whew, n-none taken.
Speed: What are you doing?
Katie: I...Am trying to form sentences.
Speed: You've got to be kidding me.
Katie: I'm sorry but you grabbed me and that was so cool.
Speed: ...Okay I don't think that's the 'rough Speedle' you had in mind.
Katie: How do you know? *winks*
Speed: Forget I said anything. *lies down*
Katie: Oh come on, I'm just fooling with you.
Speed: You're a very confusing person.
Katie: I know. It's my talent.
Speed: You should enter a talent show. I'm sure hundreds of people would love to get a headache.
Katie: See? There's the sarcasm I love.
Speed: I told you, I'm tired.
Katie: Ah so intellectual by day, rough angry sarcastic Speedle by night. Oh cool, you're like a vampire.
Speed: Oh lord.
Katie: Hey maybe it's more like you're a gargoyle. Statue by day, flying monster...Thingy by night. OH! Dr. Jekyl and Mister Hyde!
Speed: *rolls over onto Katie* Can you please...*leans closer* Stop it.
Katie: Haha...Uh....You are VERY close there.
Speed: Yeah I know. That seems to keep you quiet.
Katie: Really. How do you know?
Speed: *smirks* You wanna test that theory?
Katie: HECK YES!
Speed: Sorry, I'm too tired. *moves*
Katie: THAT is a very....VERY tricky game.
TBC......
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
That is a very tricky game! lol. And yes! My dream lives! "You wanna test that theory!" HECK YES I DO. lol. Gargoyle haha I used to watch that show when I was a kid like all the time. lol. Anyways great update, can't wait for more.
If you were in the RT then you might get to test that theory afterall. :lol: Alas, I might not be adding some more characters for a while. There's so many people.
For As Long As Men Have Eyes To See, So Lives This, And This Gives Life To Thee
[Hummerhome, 2 am]
Delko: *opens door* Speed..Hey Speed are you awake?
Katie: No, but his wife is so you might want to have a good reason for breaking and entering.
Delko: Oh good someone's up. Okay, I was sitting in the dinette drinking my warm glass of milk, and I heard something outside.
Katie: So? It's probably some birds.
Delko: How many birds do you know, make sounds like a big giant monster?
Katie: There are no monsters outside the Hummerhome.
Delko: The Wubba monster might be here.
Speed: *frowns, eyes closed*
Katie: Okay if Tim wakes up, you're a dead man.
Delko: We'll all be dead if we don't kill it.
Katie: There are no monsters outside the Hummerhome. Now take your milk and get back to your room.
Delko: Can't I just bunk here tonight?
Katie: It's 2 am.
Delko: Fine, this morning.
Katie: No.
Delko: But the monster will eat us.
Katie: There are no monsters.
[Big scary sound is heard outside Hummerhome]
Katie: AH! OH MY GOD! *shakes Speed* Get up! Get up!
Speed: *opens eyes* Oh come on. All I want is sleep. That's it. Just 8 to 10 hours of pure bliss.
Katie: There's a monster outside the Hummerhome.
Delko: It's true, there is.
Speed: Katie I can't believe you're falling for this. It's probably just a bear or a cougar.
Delko: *screams*
Speed: They can't get in here. The Hummerhome is bulletproof, waterproof, and bearproof.
Delko: What about cougarproof?
Speed: That too.
Delko: Wubbaproof?
Speed: If you run out in your underwear I'm not coming to find you this time.
Delko: HEY!...Hey you remembered.
Speed: Remembered what?
Delko: The Wubba monster and me running out in my underwear.
Speed: Eric, there are no monst-
[Big loud scary noise is heard]
Speed: -ers....Okay cut the lights, cut the lights.
Delko: *turns off light*
Katie: You're not...Scared are you?
Speed: Of course not.
Katie: Really? So why did we just cut the lights?
Speed: Because I said so.
Delko: *jumps in bed* Mommy.
Speed: *pushes Eric off bed* I'm not your mommy.
Delko: Ow, my head. *climbs into bed* Okay so what's our plan of attack?
Katie: I think we need shotguns, NO! Rifles, NO! Sniper rifles.
Delko: Loaded with silver bullets! One shot the heart and WHAMMO. Dead monster.
Speed: I can't believe I was woken up for this.
Katie: Do you have any silver bullets?
Speed: Yeah I have hundreds in my pocket at all times. Heaven forbid I'd want something shot in the heart at my leisure.
Katie: Okay Tim, smaller words.
Speed: *sigh* Me no have big dumb silver bullets. Me normal.
Katie: Well...You could use proper english.
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: I CAN'T SEE!
Speed: That's because the light is off.
Delko: Okay, who here has a lighter? I'm going to go outside and take the gas out of the tank and douse it around the Hummerhome. The fumes will drive the monster away.
Speed: You want to go outside to get fuel from the tanks, carrying a lighter to see? You do realize fire and fuel don't mix right?
Delko: I thought they did.
[Big scary noise is heard]
Katie: OH MY GOD IT'S GETTING CLOSER!
Delko: *hugs Katie*
Katie: *hugs Delko*
Speed: ...Are you two hugging?
Delko: Yes.
Speed: Get away from my wife.
Delko: But we're scared.
Speed: *pushes Delko*
Delko: OW.
Katie: I'd hug you but you'd push me too.
Speed: I wouldn't push you.
Delko: Do we have an axe?
Speed: Does it look like I have an axe? What are you going to do with an axe? Chop wood?
Delko: No I was going to chop the monster.
Katie: That's gross.
Delko: But effective.
Speed: Eric, get off the bed.
Delko: But I'll be scared on the floor.
Speed: You are about three milimeters from my wife and you're not wearing anything but tighty whities, so GET OFF THE BED.
Delko: It's not like we're going to start making out.
Speed: OFF.
Delko: Fine, I'm off.
Katie: Aw you're protective. How cute.
Speed: There are no monsters so Eric, go back to your room and Katie, stop believing him.
Katie: What if he's right?
Speed: He's never right.
Delko: *raises hand* Um, hello still here.
Speed: Eric if you don't get out of my room we're going to start making out in front of you.
Delko: I'M GONE. *runs*
Katie: *smiles*
Speed: What?
Katie: Aw you're so cute when you're territorial.
Speed: ...I'm not territorial.
Katie: *pats Speed on the head* Good night honey. *lies down*
Speed: I'm not territorial.
TBC......
For As Long As Men Have Eyes To See, So Lives This, And This Gives Life To Thee
[Hummerhome, 2 am]
Delko: *opens door* Speed..Hey Speed are you awake?
Katie: No, but his wife is so you might want to have a good reason for breaking and entering.
Delko: Oh good someone's up. Okay, I was sitting in the dinette drinking my warm glass of milk, and I heard something outside.
Katie: So? It's probably some birds.
Delko: How many birds do you know, make sounds like a big giant monster?
Katie: There are no monsters outside the Hummerhome.
Delko: The Wubba monster might be here.
Speed: *frowns, eyes closed*
Katie: Okay if Tim wakes up, you're a dead man.
Delko: We'll all be dead if we don't kill it.
Katie: There are no monsters outside the Hummerhome. Now take your milk and get back to your room.
Delko: Can't I just bunk here tonight?
Katie: It's 2 am.
Delko: Fine, this morning.
Katie: No.
Delko: But the monster will eat us.
Katie: There are no monsters.
[Big scary sound is heard outside Hummerhome]
Katie: AH! OH MY GOD! *shakes Speed* Get up! Get up!
Speed: *opens eyes* Oh come on. All I want is sleep. That's it. Just 8 to 10 hours of pure bliss.
Katie: There's a monster outside the Hummerhome.
Delko: It's true, there is.
Speed: Katie I can't believe you're falling for this. It's probably just a bear or a cougar.
Delko: *screams*
Speed: They can't get in here. The Hummerhome is bulletproof, waterproof, and bearproof.
Delko: What about cougarproof?
Speed: That too.
Delko: Wubbaproof?
Speed: If you run out in your underwear I'm not coming to find you this time.
Delko: HEY!...Hey you remembered.
Speed: Remembered what?
Delko: The Wubba monster and me running out in my underwear.
Speed: Eric, there are no monst-
[Big loud scary noise is heard]
Speed: -ers....Okay cut the lights, cut the lights.
Delko: *turns off light*
Katie: You're not...Scared are you?
Speed: Of course not.
Katie: Really? So why did we just cut the lights?
Speed: Because I said so.
Delko: *jumps in bed* Mommy.
Speed: *pushes Eric off bed* I'm not your mommy.
Delko: Ow, my head. *climbs into bed* Okay so what's our plan of attack?
Katie: I think we need shotguns, NO! Rifles, NO! Sniper rifles.
Delko: Loaded with silver bullets! One shot the heart and WHAMMO. Dead monster.
Speed: I can't believe I was woken up for this.
Katie: Do you have any silver bullets?
Speed: Yeah I have hundreds in my pocket at all times. Heaven forbid I'd want something shot in the heart at my leisure.
Katie: Okay Tim, smaller words.
Speed: *sigh* Me no have big dumb silver bullets. Me normal.
Katie: Well...You could use proper english.
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: I CAN'T SEE!
Speed: That's because the light is off.
Delko: Okay, who here has a lighter? I'm going to go outside and take the gas out of the tank and douse it around the Hummerhome. The fumes will drive the monster away.
Speed: You want to go outside to get fuel from the tanks, carrying a lighter to see? You do realize fire and fuel don't mix right?
Delko: I thought they did.
[Big scary noise is heard]
Katie: OH MY GOD IT'S GETTING CLOSER!
Delko: *hugs Katie*
Katie: *hugs Delko*
Speed: ...Are you two hugging?
Delko: Yes.
Speed: Get away from my wife.
Delko: But we're scared.
Speed: *pushes Delko*
Delko: OW.
Katie: I'd hug you but you'd push me too.
Speed: I wouldn't push you.
Delko: Do we have an axe?
Speed: Does it look like I have an axe? What are you going to do with an axe? Chop wood?
Delko: No I was going to chop the monster.
Katie: That's gross.
Delko: But effective.
Speed: Eric, get off the bed.
Delko: But I'll be scared on the floor.
Speed: You are about three milimeters from my wife and you're not wearing anything but tighty whities, so GET OFF THE BED.
Delko: It's not like we're going to start making out.
Speed: OFF.
Delko: Fine, I'm off.
Katie: Aw you're protective. How cute.
Speed: There are no monsters so Eric, go back to your room and Katie, stop believing him.
Katie: What if he's right?
Speed: He's never right.
Delko: *raises hand* Um, hello still here.
Speed: Eric if you don't get out of my room we're going to start making out in front of you.
Delko: I'M GONE. *runs*
Katie: *smiles*
Speed: What?
Katie: Aw you're so cute when you're territorial.
Speed: ...I'm not territorial.
Katie: *pats Speed on the head* Good night honey. *lies down*
Speed: I'm not territorial.
TBC......
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
He IS really cute when he's territoral! lol. "Well you could use proper english" lol. And oh man when you mentioned an axe I screamed. I swear that axe man dream is going to haunt me for the REST of my life! Update soon please!
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Oh maybe its a big giant polar bear like in lost! lol...I dunno I saw it on The Soup the other day. lol. And ahhh gotta love Eric running out in his underwear!
:lol: You guys are so funny.
ACHOO ...Okay that's only because I just sneezed.
[Hummerhome, 2:30 am]
[Big loud noise is heard]
Katie: *screams*
Speed: ...Wow that was my ear.
Katie: Sorry.
Speed: What are you screaming about this time?
Katie: The the the the the the monster and it it it it made a noise.
Speed: There is no monster.
[Big scary noise is heard]
Katie: *screams*
Speed: Alright, how about I go out and check to see what it is.
Katie: By yourself?
Speed: Did you want to come with me?
Katie: UH YEAH RIGHT. I don't want to be Wubba food.
Speed: *rolls eyes* I'll be back in a minute. *grabs flashlight*
Katie: What if you get shot?
Speed: Monsters probably don't have guns.
Katie: What if this one does?
Speed: Then let's hope he misses.
Katie: *frowns*
Speed: I'll be right back. *leaves*
Katie: AH! NO TIM! WAIT! *runs*
[Outside Hummerhome]
Katie: *runs into Speed* OW!
Speed: *turns around* Will you be quiet?
Katie: Sorry.
Speed: *clicks on flashlight*
Katie: Oh my God we're going to die. Please oh please God don't let us get eaten.
Speed: *walks*
Katie: Where are you going?
Speed: I'm going to find your stupid monster.
Katie: Great, you called it stupid. Don't anger it.
[Speed and Katie walk through bushes]
Katie: OH MY GOD!
Speed: What? What?
Katie: ...*sigh* It was a squirrel.
Speed: You got scared because you saw a squirrel?
Katie: It had big teeth.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Katie: OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT!
Speed: It's a leaf.
Katie: You know, this swamp isn't so pretty at night.
Speed: That's because you keep screaming at everything that moves.
[Big loud noise is heard]
Katie: *screams*
Speed: Shhh Shhh.
Katie: What? What?
Speed: Over there.
Katie: Is that the monster?
Speed: I can't tell.
Katie: Oh so where did your 'its not a monster' stuff go?
Speed: Just shut up and follow me.
Katie: Do you think we get hazard pay out of this?
Speed: *mumbles* I should get hazard pay just for being married to you.
Katie: What's that suppose to mean?
Speed: Hey it's moving.
Katie: Oh my God kill it.
Speed: I can't kill it. I don't know what it is.
Katie: It's the Wubba monster.
Speed: You don't even know what a Wubba monster looks like.
Katie: Do you?
Speed: It's coming this way.
Katie: It has a lighter.
Speed: How did it get a lighter?
Delko: DIE!! WUBBA!!! *runs into Speed*
Speed: AH! *falls down ravine*
Katie: *screams*
Delko: *screams*
Katie: YOU'RE THE MONSTER?
Delko: I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MONSTER!
Katie: We can't both be the monster!
Delko: Did we kill it?
Katie: I don't see anything.
Delko: I lost my lighter.
Katie: Oh my God, where's Tim?
Delko: I pushed him down the ravine. I thought he was the Wubba monster.
Katie: Oh my God! TIM ARE YOU OKAY?! *runs down ravine*
Delko: There's no way I'm going to be left alone up here with the Wubba monster. *runs down ravine*
[Ravine]
Katie: *kneels down in mud* Are you okay? OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD!
Speed: Oh my God he's not!
Katie: Are you okay? Can you feel your legs? Did you slip a disk? Did you break anything?
Speed: And to think I actually wanted sleep tonight. But oh no, I had to go looking for an imaginary monster. *gets up, covered in mud* And then I get pushed down a ravine, end up in a pile of mud, and *slips and falls* OW! GOD DA-...And...I just wanted sleep.
Katie: But you're okay right?
Speed: DO I LOOK OKAY?! *wipes mud from face*
Delko: You sure flew.
Speed: Eric, I do not in any way look like a monster. Whatever posessed you to move your limbs into my personal space should be shot.
Delko: Do you need a towel? *smirks*
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: *smirks*
Speed: OH WHAT'S SO FUNNY!
Katie: *burts out laughing*
Delko: *starts laughing*
Speed: Fine, laugh it up. *gets up* See if I care. *falls down* OH COME ON!
Katie: Do you um...*giggles* Need any help?
Delko: You uh...*laughs* You look like bigfoot.
Speed: Shut up and help me out of the ravine.
[Ontop of ravine]
Katie: Are you okay to walk now?
Speed: *glares*
Katie: Wow he really does look like bigfoot.
[Big loud noise is heard]
Delko: OH MY GOD! IT CAN SMELL OUR FEAR!
Speed: It can probably smell stupidity. That's why it followed you so far.
Delko: Whatever you say...Bigfoot.
Speed: You know what you need? My big FOOT up your a-
Katie: Shh I think I hear it.
Delko: Where's it coming from?
Katie: Over here. *drags Speed*
Speed: Oh come on, you don't seriously think you're going to find it do you?
Delko: AH! POLAR BEAR! RUN!
Katie: *screams*
Speed: THAT'S NOT A POLAR BEAR!
Delko: Then what is it?
Speed: That's a caterpillar.
Delko: It looked big from a distance.
Katie: I hear the noise, it's this way near the Hummerhome.
Speed: Oh come on.
Delko: I'll take this large stick. You flush it out and I'll beat it.
Katie: What if you miss?
Delko: Then I'll use Speed as a human sheild.
Speed: I'm flattered.
Katie: Okay, one....Two...THREE! AHHHHHHHHHH! COME OUT WUBBA!!!!
Delko: *swings stick* DIE! *turns around, swings stick*
Speed: OW! *falls*
Delko: Whoa, are you okay?
Katie: THERE'S NO TIME! GET IT!
Delko: *Swings stick, hits Hummerhome*
Katie: Did you get it?
Delko: I can't see anything.
Katie: Well what did you hit?
Delko: I didn't hit it.
[Big loud noise is heard]
Katie: *Screams*
Delko: *screams*
Katie: Wait! Wait hold on! ...*looks through window of Hummerhome* ...*frowns* Eric, your Wubba monster is right there.
[Horatio is seen in his bed, wearing his little night cap, holding his shades in his hands, snorning really loudly]
Delko: Oh.....Well then...Um...My bad.
[Profanities are heard]
Delko: Wow Horatio swears in his sleep?
Katie: That's not Horatio. *looks around* Oh Tim! *runs over* Are you okay?
Speed: Give....G-Give me my gun.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I'm going to k-kill Eric!
Katie: Eric did you whack him with the stick?
Delko: I thought he was the monster.
Speed: *sits up* Ugh Ow.
Katie: *kneels down* Are you okay?
Speed: I just got thrown down a ravine, covered in mud, and whacked with a stick.
Katie: Ouch.
Delko: Man I'm sorry.
Speed: Sorry means YOU WON'T DO IT AGAIN!
Horatio: *opens Hummerhome door, yawns* What is going on out here?
Delko: We were...Um...Taking a midnight stroll.
Horatio: At three in the morning? And what happened to Speed?
Speed: *lies down* Someone put me out of my misery.
Katie: Eric pushed him down a ravine and hit him with a stick.
Horatio: *looks at Delko* What did he ever to do you?
Delko: I thought he was the Wubba monster. It turns out, it was you.
Katie: It was your snoring.
Horatio: What? I don't snore.
Delko: Yes you do.
Speed: He beat me with a stick just to find out Horatio snores. Great.
Horatio: I couldn't hear me snoring.
Katie: We heard you.
Speed: I was pushed down a ravine because he couldn't hear his own snoring.
Delko: OH EW this stick has bugs on it.
Speed: I was hit with a giant stick carrying bugs.
Horatio: Well there's no monster so let's get b-...Did you hit my Hummerhome with the stick?
Delko: ...Maybe.
Speed: The mud is seeping into my eyes and it stings, but that's okay because I'm dying anyway. Here I come Wally.
Katie: Sorry about the paint job Horatio.
Horatio: It's okay, just get in here.
Speed: I would except I can't move.
Horatio: Eric, get him up and bring him inside. Get him showered up.
Speed: *lifts head* Wait, no he's not coming into the shower with me. No way. I don't think so.
Horatio: You can't move.
Speed: Yes I can. *moves legs* OW! OW! Okay..Ow, maybe not.
Horatio: Eric, get him cleaned up.
Speed: Why can't Katie do it?
Katie: I don't know how to wash a man.
Speed: It's the same as washing a woman. Just don't touch anything you don't have on your own body.
Horatio: Eric, grab him.
Delko: *salutes*
TBC..........
ACHOO ...Okay that's only because I just sneezed.
[Hummerhome, 2:30 am]
[Big loud noise is heard]
Katie: *screams*
Speed: ...Wow that was my ear.
Katie: Sorry.
Speed: What are you screaming about this time?
Katie: The the the the the the monster and it it it it made a noise.
Speed: There is no monster.
[Big scary noise is heard]
Katie: *screams*
Speed: Alright, how about I go out and check to see what it is.
Katie: By yourself?
Speed: Did you want to come with me?
Katie: UH YEAH RIGHT. I don't want to be Wubba food.
Speed: *rolls eyes* I'll be back in a minute. *grabs flashlight*
Katie: What if you get shot?
Speed: Monsters probably don't have guns.
Katie: What if this one does?
Speed: Then let's hope he misses.
Katie: *frowns*
Speed: I'll be right back. *leaves*
Katie: AH! NO TIM! WAIT! *runs*
[Outside Hummerhome]
Katie: *runs into Speed* OW!
Speed: *turns around* Will you be quiet?
Katie: Sorry.
Speed: *clicks on flashlight*
Katie: Oh my God we're going to die. Please oh please God don't let us get eaten.
Speed: *walks*
Katie: Where are you going?
Speed: I'm going to find your stupid monster.
Katie: Great, you called it stupid. Don't anger it.
[Speed and Katie walk through bushes]
Katie: OH MY GOD!
Speed: What? What?
Katie: ...*sigh* It was a squirrel.
Speed: You got scared because you saw a squirrel?
Katie: It had big teeth.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Katie: OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT!
Speed: It's a leaf.
Katie: You know, this swamp isn't so pretty at night.
Speed: That's because you keep screaming at everything that moves.
[Big loud noise is heard]
Katie: *screams*
Speed: Shhh Shhh.
Katie: What? What?
Speed: Over there.
Katie: Is that the monster?
Speed: I can't tell.
Katie: Oh so where did your 'its not a monster' stuff go?
Speed: Just shut up and follow me.
Katie: Do you think we get hazard pay out of this?
Speed: *mumbles* I should get hazard pay just for being married to you.
Katie: What's that suppose to mean?
Speed: Hey it's moving.
Katie: Oh my God kill it.
Speed: I can't kill it. I don't know what it is.
Katie: It's the Wubba monster.
Speed: You don't even know what a Wubba monster looks like.
Katie: Do you?
Speed: It's coming this way.
Katie: It has a lighter.
Speed: How did it get a lighter?
Delko: DIE!! WUBBA!!! *runs into Speed*
Speed: AH! *falls down ravine*
Katie: *screams*
Delko: *screams*
Katie: YOU'RE THE MONSTER?
Delko: I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MONSTER!
Katie: We can't both be the monster!
Delko: Did we kill it?
Katie: I don't see anything.
Delko: I lost my lighter.
Katie: Oh my God, where's Tim?
Delko: I pushed him down the ravine. I thought he was the Wubba monster.
Katie: Oh my God! TIM ARE YOU OKAY?! *runs down ravine*
Delko: There's no way I'm going to be left alone up here with the Wubba monster. *runs down ravine*
[Ravine]
Katie: *kneels down in mud* Are you okay? OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD!
Speed: Oh my God he's not!
Katie: Are you okay? Can you feel your legs? Did you slip a disk? Did you break anything?
Speed: And to think I actually wanted sleep tonight. But oh no, I had to go looking for an imaginary monster. *gets up, covered in mud* And then I get pushed down a ravine, end up in a pile of mud, and *slips and falls* OW! GOD DA-...And...I just wanted sleep.
Katie: But you're okay right?
Speed: DO I LOOK OKAY?! *wipes mud from face*
Delko: You sure flew.
Speed: Eric, I do not in any way look like a monster. Whatever posessed you to move your limbs into my personal space should be shot.
Delko: Do you need a towel? *smirks*
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: *smirks*
Speed: OH WHAT'S SO FUNNY!
Katie: *burts out laughing*
Delko: *starts laughing*
Speed: Fine, laugh it up. *gets up* See if I care. *falls down* OH COME ON!
Katie: Do you um...*giggles* Need any help?
Delko: You uh...*laughs* You look like bigfoot.
Speed: Shut up and help me out of the ravine.
[Ontop of ravine]
Katie: Are you okay to walk now?
Speed: *glares*
Katie: Wow he really does look like bigfoot.
[Big loud noise is heard]
Delko: OH MY GOD! IT CAN SMELL OUR FEAR!
Speed: It can probably smell stupidity. That's why it followed you so far.
Delko: Whatever you say...Bigfoot.
Speed: You know what you need? My big FOOT up your a-
Katie: Shh I think I hear it.
Delko: Where's it coming from?
Katie: Over here. *drags Speed*
Speed: Oh come on, you don't seriously think you're going to find it do you?
Delko: AH! POLAR BEAR! RUN!
Katie: *screams*
Speed: THAT'S NOT A POLAR BEAR!
Delko: Then what is it?
Speed: That's a caterpillar.
Delko: It looked big from a distance.
Katie: I hear the noise, it's this way near the Hummerhome.
Speed: Oh come on.
Delko: I'll take this large stick. You flush it out and I'll beat it.
Katie: What if you miss?
Delko: Then I'll use Speed as a human sheild.
Speed: I'm flattered.
Katie: Okay, one....Two...THREE! AHHHHHHHHHH! COME OUT WUBBA!!!!
Delko: *swings stick* DIE! *turns around, swings stick*
Speed: OW! *falls*
Delko: Whoa, are you okay?
Katie: THERE'S NO TIME! GET IT!
Delko: *Swings stick, hits Hummerhome*
Katie: Did you get it?
Delko: I can't see anything.
Katie: Well what did you hit?
Delko: I didn't hit it.
[Big loud noise is heard]
Katie: *Screams*
Delko: *screams*
Katie: Wait! Wait hold on! ...*looks through window of Hummerhome* ...*frowns* Eric, your Wubba monster is right there.
[Horatio is seen in his bed, wearing his little night cap, holding his shades in his hands, snorning really loudly]
Delko: Oh.....Well then...Um...My bad.
[Profanities are heard]
Delko: Wow Horatio swears in his sleep?
Katie: That's not Horatio. *looks around* Oh Tim! *runs over* Are you okay?
Speed: Give....G-Give me my gun.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I'm going to k-kill Eric!
Katie: Eric did you whack him with the stick?
Delko: I thought he was the monster.
Speed: *sits up* Ugh Ow.
Katie: *kneels down* Are you okay?
Speed: I just got thrown down a ravine, covered in mud, and whacked with a stick.
Katie: Ouch.
Delko: Man I'm sorry.
Speed: Sorry means YOU WON'T DO IT AGAIN!
Horatio: *opens Hummerhome door, yawns* What is going on out here?
Delko: We were...Um...Taking a midnight stroll.
Horatio: At three in the morning? And what happened to Speed?
Speed: *lies down* Someone put me out of my misery.
Katie: Eric pushed him down a ravine and hit him with a stick.
Horatio: *looks at Delko* What did he ever to do you?
Delko: I thought he was the Wubba monster. It turns out, it was you.
Katie: It was your snoring.
Horatio: What? I don't snore.
Delko: Yes you do.
Speed: He beat me with a stick just to find out Horatio snores. Great.
Horatio: I couldn't hear me snoring.
Katie: We heard you.
Speed: I was pushed down a ravine because he couldn't hear his own snoring.
Delko: OH EW this stick has bugs on it.
Speed: I was hit with a giant stick carrying bugs.
Horatio: Well there's no monster so let's get b-...Did you hit my Hummerhome with the stick?
Delko: ...Maybe.
Speed: The mud is seeping into my eyes and it stings, but that's okay because I'm dying anyway. Here I come Wally.
Katie: Sorry about the paint job Horatio.
Horatio: It's okay, just get in here.
Speed: I would except I can't move.
Horatio: Eric, get him up and bring him inside. Get him showered up.
Speed: *lifts head* Wait, no he's not coming into the shower with me. No way. I don't think so.
Horatio: You can't move.
Speed: Yes I can. *moves legs* OW! OW! Okay..Ow, maybe not.
Horatio: Eric, get him cleaned up.
Speed: Why can't Katie do it?
Katie: I don't know how to wash a man.
Speed: It's the same as washing a woman. Just don't touch anything you don't have on your own body.
Horatio: Eric, grab him.
Delko: *salutes*
TBC..........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
OMG! That was so hilarious. I"m like crying with laughter. I can't believe it was H man the whole time! Nice job Oh oneness! And I also can't believe I sunk to Eric's level and believe it was the wubba monster.
Squierrel, Polar Bear...HIlarious! And poor Speedy fell down a revine and got hit with a stick with bugs on it. Awww
Katie: I don't know how to wash a man.
Speed: It's the same as washing a woman. Just don't touch anything you don't have on your own body.
Teehee, is all I can about that. lol. Updte soon please!
Squierrel, Polar Bear...HIlarious! And poor Speedy fell down a revine and got hit with a stick with bugs on it. Awww
Katie: I don't know how to wash a man.
Speed: It's the same as washing a woman. Just don't touch anything you don't have on your own body.
Teehee, is all I can about that. lol. Updte soon please!
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