CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Teehee.

Wild, Sweet and Cool

[Hummerhome]

[Speed/Katie walk back in]

Horatio: And what were you two doing out there?

Katie: *sigh* Falling in love.

Delko: In a swamp?

Speed: *smacks Delko in the back of the head*

Delko: Ow.

Katie: Oh that was cool. Do it again.

Delko: NO! Don't do it again.

Speed: So H, where are we going next?

Horatio: Maybe we can go for a hike.

Delko: In the swamp?

Horatio: In nature.

Delko: Why? I can see nature from all the way in here.

Horatio: It'll be fun. I'll get everyone up. *leaves*

Delko: *points to Speed* This is your doing.

Speed: Oh lighten up Eric, it's just a walk.

Delko: Do you know how many diseases you can get out there?

Katie: Like love? *sigh*

Delko: What did he do to you?

Speed: He didn't do anything.

Delko: Did you hypnotize her with your 'reading' skills?

Speed: First of all, that's people reading skills and no I didn't hypnotize her.

Delko: She looks like she's about to pass out.

Katie: Who's passing out?

[Horatio comes out of the back room wearing safari gear, and a small dot of sunscreen on his nose]

Horatio: Okay let's go hiking.

[Everyone outside, walking]

Missy: This is a stupid idea. Look at how many bugs there are.

JC: OMG A FLY! RUN!

Calleigh: My feet hurt.

Delko: My back hurts.

Anni: My butt hurts.

Carly: How can your butt hurt?

Anni: I fell in a thorn bush a few feet back.

Katie: God I love nature.

Speed: It does wrap itself around the most beautiful things.

Katie: *sigh* ...Wow.

Horatio: Hey look, an aardvark.

Delko: That's not an aardvark, it's an anteater.

Horatio: Aren't they the same things?

Delko: No, an anteater eats ants, and an aardvark eats...Vark.

Horatio: What's Vark?

Delko: Oh you don't know what Vark is?

Horatio: No, I don't.

Delko: It's...Well it's a small...Thing that lives in....Tree bark...And it...eats....Tree bark?

Horatio: And which book did you read this from?

Delko: Books? I don't read books.

Horatio: That's what I thought.

Katie: Hey you see that sun canopy? It's beautiful.

Speed: *staring at Katie* It's magnificent.

Delko: *rolls eyes* Could Cupid and Aphrodite keep the line moving please?

Speed: I think Eric should lead the way, seeing as he knows so much about nature.

Delko: Thanks. *walks to the front of the line*

Speed: Watch out for Varks. I hear they get nasty this time of year.

Delko: Shut up.

Katie: Was that sarcasm? That was sarcasm!

Delko: Why are you so happy about that?

Katie: *sigh* I love sarcasm.

Anni: Can someone pull the needles out of my butt? They're starting to itch.

Carly: I don't want to touch your butt.

Anni: Well I can't reach.

Carly: You can't reach your own butt? How do you scratch it then?

Anni: I don't scratch my butt.

Carly: What happens if it gets itchy?

Anni: Butts get itchy?

Carly: Yeah especially if they're hairy.

Anni: My butt's not hairy.

Carly: What if you fell in a tub of Rogain?

Anni: Who falls into tubs of Rogain?

Carly: People with hairy butts. Haven't you been listening?

Horatio: Just 200 more miles and we'll be at the top of that hill all the way down there.

Delko: Climbing? No one said there'd be climbing involved.

Speed: God forbid you should actually have to use your legs at least once in your life.

Katie: Sarcasm! I'm in heaven.

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: Man you know how to make a girl melt.

Speed: *jumps up onto small ledge, extends hand*

Katie: Oh, thank you. *grabs Speed's hand*

Delko: No one ever does that for me.

Speed: I don't really want to touch you Eric.

Delko: Some people might. My mom likes to touch me.

Speed: *lifts brow*

Delko: NOT IN THAT WAY. You know what I mean.

Speed: Sure.

Delko: No one believes me.

Speed: Well Eric, people would believe you if you didn't make up silly animals like Varks.

TBC........
 
Awww Speed was so cute, Varks, Anni getting needles in her butt, falling in tubes of rogain. Hilarious. But this still has me laughing.

Delko: *rolls eyes* Could Cupid and Aphrodite keep the line moving please?

I think I"m laughing so hard because of the dream I had...except Speed wasn't Cupid he was Hercules, but same difference. lol. Update soon please.

And HECK YES the sarcasm LIVES!
 
:lol: I'm sorry but the Aphrodite line got me laughing too and I don't even know why.

The More The Light Shines Through Me, I Pretend To Close My Eyes

[Swamp]

Horatio: Okay people, 15 minute break.

[Everyone sits down]

Horatio: Well that was fast.

Anni: My butt. Ow.

Katie: *sits beside Speed* What are you doing?

Speed: *eyes closed* I, am being one with nature.

Delko: You're such a boyscout.

Speed: *punches Delko*

Delko: OW! People who are enlightened by nature do not hit their best friends.

Speed: No one said I was enlightened.

Delko: You're practically Buddah himself.

Speed: Nature heals the soul.

Delko: But not the mind.

Speed: *opens eyes* ...That depends. A lot of people believe that without your soul, the mind cannot survive.

Delko: But without a mind, you're dead. If you're dead, you have no soul.

Speed: A soul doesn't limit itself to flesh and blood.

Delko: Okay Ghandi, whatever you say. If you think being outside is going to bring your memory back...

Speed: You bought me drugs because you said I was like a brother to you. You didn't want anyone else to find out because you wanted to protect me. Even when I was too sick to move, you were still my friend, and you still cared about me even though you knew what I was doing to myself.

Delko: *blank stare*

Speed: Pretty good for a boyscout. *leaves*

Katie: *slaps Delko*

Delko: OW!

Katie: You're so insensitive.

Delko: How was I suppose to know he was remembering things?

Katie: You didn't ask.

Delko: So if I sit around outside I'm going to remember things that happened when I was 2?

Katie: No. You couldn't even walk three steps without complaining.

Delko: Nature doesn't heal your mind.

Katie: You don't know that.

Speed: *walks over* Katie you don't have to argue with him.

Katie: But he's so insensitive.

Speed: Come on, Horatio said we're leaving.

Katie: Alright. *gets up* I hope Eric trips and falls down a ravine. *leaves*

Delko: Sorry man, I-

Speed: Don't worry about it. Come on, Horatio's going to get mad if we're behind.

Delko: Okay.

TBC.........
 
Awww Speed remembered that Eric bought him drugs. AWWWW! lol. And he was insesitive. Geez, memory loss. HEllo! lol! Update soon please!
 
Aww GO SPEED..He's so forgiving.

Maybe In Some Kind Of Dream

[Swamp]

Horatio: Okay people, let's move!

Anni: But I have to pee.

Horatio: Use a bush.

Anni: Here we go again. When are you men going to get it?

Horatio: Get what?

Anni: Ugh.

Delko: Man, I'm still sorry.

Speed: It's okay.

Delko: I didn't mean to be so insensitive.

Speed: Yeah you did Eric. But you know what? It doesn't matter.

Delko: It doesn't?

Speed: I would have said the same thing to you if you were in my position.

Delko: Well that's...Not very good.

Speed: I guess that's the circle of life. Brother. *walks up ahead*

Delko: *rolls eyes*

Katie: *runs up to Speed* Are you mad?

Speed: Mad? No.

Katie: You look mad.

Speed: I'm not mad.

Katie: Then why are you frowning? Was it something Eric said? Was it something I said?

Speed: *stops walking* I'm sorry.

Katie: For what?

Speed: For cheating on you.

Katie: Oh....You remember that huh?

Speed: I am so sorry. I feel terrible.

Katie: Tim I-

Speed: And you still loved me? After everything I did to you, and said to you? I'm a terrible person.

Katie: No, no Tim you're not a terrible person. You are the sweetest, kindest, and most gentle man I've ever known.

Speed: I wasn't before Horatio knocked me out.

Katie: Yes you were. You were, and I've always seen that in you. Don't ever think you're a terrible person.

Speed: I...I was going to kill you.

Katie: You were?

Speed: When we were arguing. How could I ever do that to you?

Katie: You remember that?

Speed: Yes, and I was angry and we were arguing and I threw that vase against the wall, and you screamed and I was....If Horatio hadn't....*starts to cry* Why would I do that to you?

Katie: Tim, listen to me. You had some problems, I'll give you that, but the one thing you never have been is a killer.

Speed: *shakes head* You don't understand...

Katie: Tim I trust you more than anyone else on this planet and I'm telling you, you'd never do that.

Speed: I..I c-

Katie: All of that is in the past, what's imporant, is now. And right now I need you to trust me. Do you trust me? Tim do you trust me?

Speed: *nods* Yes.

Katie: Okay, now listen to me. You might not be the same person you were before, but it's because you've become someone better. Okay?

Speed: Okay.

Katie: Alright.

Speed: I love you.

Katie: *smiles* I love you too. Now wipe those tears, we have to catch up.

Speed: *nods* Okay.

Katie: Okay let's go.

TBC.........
 
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Timmy cried! And oh man he was gonna kill me...I'm starting to forgive oh oneness about coming in and beating the snot out of him. lol. But awww he cried and and and and that's SO CUTE! lol. Update soon please!
 
Awww, Katie, you lucky little SOB ;)...woah, so he really was trying to kill you?! :eek:

okay, favourites parts of the last 20 chapters...
Eric summoning the Wubba Lord :lol: until he found out it could turn into the wubba monster *gasp*
Horatio losing his sunglasses...though it's true, he never puts them on his head, it's always gotta be his neck :lol:
and Anni having thorns in her butt, and me commenting that people with hairy butts fell into a tub of Rogaine :lol: Man, I crack me up :D

And btw, I love the title of that last chapter *sniff* I love that song :D But I'm not going to think about it BECAUSE THAT CASE NEVER HAPPENED!!! *a-hem* I mean, please update soon
 
I have to go fail (I mean take) my math final this morning, so an update will have to wait until I get back. Ugh this city is small but it take a friggin hour to walk everywhere and guess what I get to do? Walk everywhere. It doesn't help that my friggin' city is a giant valley and the only way to get there is up. :rolleyes:
 
Burning Bright

[Outside, Swamp]

Horatio: Alright who brought the compas?

Delko: I thought you brought the compas.

Horatio: Why would I bring a compas?

Delko: You wanted to come out here.

Horatio: Who here knows where we are?

Katie: I thought you were oh oneness.

Horatio: Why would Jesus bring a compas?

Katie: You're not Jesus.

Speed: Okay H, what time is it?

Horatio: Time to get a compas obviously.

Speed: No, the time.

Horatio: It's 3.

Speed: Alright, well the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Since it's the evening, the sun should be leaning toward west. Right now, the sun is directly in front of us, so we're heading west.

Horatio: How do you know that?

Speed: Simple geography, and I happened to listen in the first grade.

Horatio: Oh...Well, see I'm old. My memory isn't what it used to be.

Speed: *frowns* Don't patronize me.

Horatio: OH YEAH! You have that memory thing.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Horatio: Do you remember anything else?

Speed: About what?

Horatio: I don't know...What's a Trace lab?

Speed: ..A lab for Trace. It seems kind of obvious.

Horatio: What's a pickle?

Speed: I know what a pickle is.

Horatio: Do you know where Miami is?

Speed: ...I always thought it was in space.

Horatio: Really?

Speed: *glares*

Horatio: ....Why are you so angry?

Speed: Don't ask me stupid questions.

Horatio: I was testing your memory.

Speed: *concerned look*

Horatio: What? What did I say?

Speed: Don't move.

Horatio: Why? Is there a bee on me?

Speed: There's a cougar behind you.

Horatio: OH MY GOD KILL IT!

Speed: Will you shut up? *slowly grabs gun*

Horatio: You don't know how to work that.

Speed: I know how to pull a trigger.

Horatio: What if the gun's dirty?

Speed: It's not dirty.

Horatio: How would you know?

Speed: Walk slowly this way.

Horatio: It's going to attack me from behind and rip off my shades!

Speed: Get over here.

Horatio: *walks over*

Delko: What do we do? You're not going to shoot it are you?

Speed: Frankly, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Delko: Well gee that's reassuring.

Katie: OMG IT'S WALKING THIS WAY! *grabs Speed's arm*

[Gun goes off]

Everyone: 0_0

Speed: *looks down at gun* ...Alright who's the jacka$$ that said it was dirty?

Horatio: *raises hand*

Katie: Oh good it ran away.

Speed: Well, problem solved, case closed.

Delko: What if it find a cougar gang and cirlces us from all sides and then when we least expect it BAM we're cougar meat.

Speed: ...They're animals, not a SWAT team.

Horatio: Okay let's keep walking.

Delko: Hey Speed?

Speed: Yeah.

Delko: You look like you were crying.

Speed: I wasn't.

Delko: Then why are your eyes all puffy?

Speed: I'm allergic to you. *walks away*

Delko: ..Pfft liar.

TBC.........
 
haha, "I'm allergic to you." haha yeah that's right. Liar Liar pants on fire. You were crying! lol. And seriously H man forget about the shades. I know I wouldn't be worrying about my sunglasses if there was a cougar behind me. lol. Update soon please!
 
Speed: *looks down at gun* ...Alright who's the jacka$$ that said it was dirty?

OMG I laughed so hard lol I thought that was so funny!
 
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