Yeah never stare at Love and a .45 pics before writing this..*shivers*
High Speed Chase
[Hummerhome]
Delko: Pst hey Cal?
Calleigh: What?
Delko: I got some stuff.
Calleigh: What stuff?
Delko: ..You know. Stuff.
Calleigh: What?
Delko: The wacky tabacky, the Mary Jane.
Calleigh: Where did you get it?
Delko: I'm a cop.
Calleigh: So?
Delko: So I seized some a while back and hid it for emergencies such as this.
Calleigh: How is this an emergency?
Delko: I don't know.
Calleigh: *sigh* Fine, we'll slip it to him some way.
Delko: How?
Calleigh: Stick it in his salad.
Delko: He doesn't eat salad.
Calleigh: Who doesn't eat salad?
Delko: Okay we should just give him a beer.
Calleigh: Then he'll know we're out to get him.
Delko: No, he'll think we're trying to get him drunk. And then we'll stop after the one beer and he'll be none the wiser that there's weed in his beer.
Calleigh: Unless he sees it.
Delko: He won't see it. *dumps entire bag of weed into beer bottle*
Calleigh: The entire bag? Do you want him to see new colors?
Delko: Yeah. It might be fun. *walks into dinette* Here, have a beer.
Speed: I don't want a beer.
Delko: Come on.
Speed: No. You're trying to get me drunk.
Delko: No we're not. Honest.
Speed: Fine. *grabs beer*...Okay what did you put in it?
Delko: Nothing.
Calleigh: It's true, there's nothing in it.
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: Oh turn that frown upside down and drink the beer.
Speed: Yes ma'am. *drinks*
Delko: Our evil plan is working.
Calleigh: Shhh.
Speed: What evil plan?
Delko: Uh...The one where you drink the beer. How much alcohol is in there anyway?
Speed: No enough.
Delko: I see..*rubs chin* Well that won't matter anyway.
Speed: Why?
Delko: No reason.
Calleigh: Eric, you can't color a hippo green.
Delko: Why not?
Calleigh: Because hippos aren't green.
Delko: Have you been near a real hippo?
Calleigh: No but I-
Delko: No hippo, no opinion.
Calleigh: I've seen hippos on tv.
Delko: That's not the same. You can adjust the tv.
Calleigh: Did you adjust yours to green?
Delko: No.
Calleigh: So how do you know they're green?
Delko: Hippos are magical creatures.
Calleigh: No they're not. They're fat elephants without trunks.
Delko: They don't have tusks.
Calleigh: They have giant teeth and they eat meat.
Delko: Like the Wubba monster?
Calleigh: Wubba monsters do not eat meat.
Delko: Why not?
Calleigh: They're herbivores.
Delko: No they're not.
Calleigh: Fine, they're omnivores.
Delko: Fine. But what does that have to do with hippos?
Calleigh: Hippos are the ancient cousins of the Wubba monster.
Speed: *starts to laugh*
Everyone: *looks at Speed*
Speed: *frowns* ...Okay what did you do to me.
Delko: *smiles* HA!
Speed: Eric, what did you do?
Delko: I put marijuana in your beer.
Speed: WHAT!
Delko: And I can see it's working.
Speed: No. No, you did not do that.
Calleigh: He did. I was there.
Speed: I can't believe you encouraged him.
Delko: It obviously hasn't taken that much effect because you're still using big words.
Speed: Eric I am going to strangle you.
Delko: It's not my fault you drank the beer.
Speed: How much did you put in here?
Delko: A whole bag.
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: Well don't worry about it, I'm sure you'll be fine.
Speed: He dosed me.
Katie: He does that to a lot of people.
Calleigh: So how do you feel?
Speed: Like I'm about to strangle Eric.
Calleigh: Not like a hummingbird on six cups of coffee?
Delko: I thought that was cocaine. Weed makes you mellow.
Speed: I'm going to kill you.
Delko: Don't worry, when it hits you, you will no longer have angry feelings.
Speed: *glares*
Katie: It looks like he's taking it well.
Carly: High Speed! I can't wait.
Anni: Man I can't wait to see what adventures we get into now.
Carly: Why would we get into any adventures?
Anni: I don't know. Why wouldn't we?
Delko: I am a genius.
Speed: *leans back on couch* Eric, if I was...Angry right now, I'd shoot you.
Carly: Aww he's high. How cute.
Speed: I am not high.
Katie: Well you're getting there.
Horatio: I don't think getting him high was the best way to make him happy. And besides, it's illegal.
Calleigh: Only if we get caught.
Horatio: We're the police. You're already caught.
Calleigh: You wouldn't turn us in would you?
Horatio: No because I'm an accessory. I'm too pretty to go to jail.
Katie: Okay how do you feel?
Speed: I feel....Whoa.
Katie: That's a nice description.
Speed: If I could speak properly I'd find the right words.
Delko: You're speaking properly right now.
Speed: Don't patronize me.
Delko: Wow he's not even pleasant on weed.
Calleigh: Give it time.
Delko: Should we have put in more drugs?
TBC.........
High Speed Chase
[Hummerhome]
Delko: Pst hey Cal?
Calleigh: What?
Delko: I got some stuff.
Calleigh: What stuff?
Delko: ..You know. Stuff.
Calleigh: What?
Delko: The wacky tabacky, the Mary Jane.
Calleigh: Where did you get it?
Delko: I'm a cop.
Calleigh: So?
Delko: So I seized some a while back and hid it for emergencies such as this.
Calleigh: How is this an emergency?
Delko: I don't know.
Calleigh: *sigh* Fine, we'll slip it to him some way.
Delko: How?
Calleigh: Stick it in his salad.
Delko: He doesn't eat salad.
Calleigh: Who doesn't eat salad?
Delko: Okay we should just give him a beer.
Calleigh: Then he'll know we're out to get him.
Delko: No, he'll think we're trying to get him drunk. And then we'll stop after the one beer and he'll be none the wiser that there's weed in his beer.
Calleigh: Unless he sees it.
Delko: He won't see it. *dumps entire bag of weed into beer bottle*
Calleigh: The entire bag? Do you want him to see new colors?
Delko: Yeah. It might be fun. *walks into dinette* Here, have a beer.
Speed: I don't want a beer.
Delko: Come on.
Speed: No. You're trying to get me drunk.
Delko: No we're not. Honest.
Speed: Fine. *grabs beer*...Okay what did you put in it?
Delko: Nothing.
Calleigh: It's true, there's nothing in it.
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: Oh turn that frown upside down and drink the beer.
Speed: Yes ma'am. *drinks*
Delko: Our evil plan is working.
Calleigh: Shhh.
Speed: What evil plan?
Delko: Uh...The one where you drink the beer. How much alcohol is in there anyway?
Speed: No enough.
Delko: I see..*rubs chin* Well that won't matter anyway.
Speed: Why?
Delko: No reason.
Calleigh: Eric, you can't color a hippo green.
Delko: Why not?
Calleigh: Because hippos aren't green.
Delko: Have you been near a real hippo?
Calleigh: No but I-
Delko: No hippo, no opinion.
Calleigh: I've seen hippos on tv.
Delko: That's not the same. You can adjust the tv.
Calleigh: Did you adjust yours to green?
Delko: No.
Calleigh: So how do you know they're green?
Delko: Hippos are magical creatures.
Calleigh: No they're not. They're fat elephants without trunks.
Delko: They don't have tusks.
Calleigh: They have giant teeth and they eat meat.
Delko: Like the Wubba monster?
Calleigh: Wubba monsters do not eat meat.
Delko: Why not?
Calleigh: They're herbivores.
Delko: No they're not.
Calleigh: Fine, they're omnivores.
Delko: Fine. But what does that have to do with hippos?
Calleigh: Hippos are the ancient cousins of the Wubba monster.
Speed: *starts to laugh*
Everyone: *looks at Speed*
Speed: *frowns* ...Okay what did you do to me.
Delko: *smiles* HA!
Speed: Eric, what did you do?
Delko: I put marijuana in your beer.
Speed: WHAT!
Delko: And I can see it's working.
Speed: No. No, you did not do that.
Calleigh: He did. I was there.
Speed: I can't believe you encouraged him.
Delko: It obviously hasn't taken that much effect because you're still using big words.
Speed: Eric I am going to strangle you.
Delko: It's not my fault you drank the beer.
Speed: How much did you put in here?
Delko: A whole bag.
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: Well don't worry about it, I'm sure you'll be fine.
Speed: He dosed me.
Katie: He does that to a lot of people.
Calleigh: So how do you feel?
Speed: Like I'm about to strangle Eric.
Calleigh: Not like a hummingbird on six cups of coffee?
Delko: I thought that was cocaine. Weed makes you mellow.
Speed: I'm going to kill you.
Delko: Don't worry, when it hits you, you will no longer have angry feelings.
Speed: *glares*
Katie: It looks like he's taking it well.
Carly: High Speed! I can't wait.
Anni: Man I can't wait to see what adventures we get into now.
Carly: Why would we get into any adventures?
Anni: I don't know. Why wouldn't we?
Delko: I am a genius.
Speed: *leans back on couch* Eric, if I was...Angry right now, I'd shoot you.
Carly: Aww he's high. How cute.
Speed: I am not high.
Katie: Well you're getting there.
Horatio: I don't think getting him high was the best way to make him happy. And besides, it's illegal.
Calleigh: Only if we get caught.
Horatio: We're the police. You're already caught.
Calleigh: You wouldn't turn us in would you?
Horatio: No because I'm an accessory. I'm too pretty to go to jail.
Katie: Okay how do you feel?
Speed: I feel....Whoa.
Katie: That's a nice description.
Speed: If I could speak properly I'd find the right words.
Delko: You're speaking properly right now.
Speed: Don't patronize me.
Delko: Wow he's not even pleasant on weed.
Calleigh: Give it time.
Delko: Should we have put in more drugs?
TBC.........