CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Yeah never stare at Love and a .45 pics before writing this..*shivers*

High Speed Chase

[Hummerhome]

Delko: Pst hey Cal?

Calleigh: What?

Delko: I got some stuff.

Calleigh: What stuff?

Delko: ..You know. Stuff.

Calleigh: What?

Delko: The wacky tabacky, the Mary Jane.

Calleigh: Where did you get it?

Delko: I'm a cop.

Calleigh: So?

Delko: So I seized some a while back and hid it for emergencies such as this.

Calleigh: How is this an emergency?

Delko: I don't know.

Calleigh: *sigh* Fine, we'll slip it to him some way.

Delko: How?

Calleigh: Stick it in his salad.

Delko: He doesn't eat salad.

Calleigh: Who doesn't eat salad?

Delko: Okay we should just give him a beer.

Calleigh: Then he'll know we're out to get him.

Delko: No, he'll think we're trying to get him drunk. And then we'll stop after the one beer and he'll be none the wiser that there's weed in his beer.

Calleigh: Unless he sees it.

Delko: He won't see it. *dumps entire bag of weed into beer bottle*

Calleigh: The entire bag? Do you want him to see new colors?

Delko: Yeah. It might be fun. *walks into dinette* Here, have a beer.

Speed: I don't want a beer.

Delko: Come on.

Speed: No. You're trying to get me drunk.

Delko: No we're not. Honest.

Speed: Fine. *grabs beer*...Okay what did you put in it?

Delko: Nothing.

Calleigh: It's true, there's nothing in it.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: Oh turn that frown upside down and drink the beer.

Speed: Yes ma'am. *drinks*

Delko: Our evil plan is working.

Calleigh: Shhh.

Speed: What evil plan?

Delko: Uh...The one where you drink the beer. How much alcohol is in there anyway?

Speed: No enough.

Delko: I see..*rubs chin* Well that won't matter anyway.

Speed: Why?

Delko: No reason.

Calleigh: Eric, you can't color a hippo green.

Delko: Why not?

Calleigh: Because hippos aren't green.

Delko: Have you been near a real hippo?

Calleigh: No but I-

Delko: No hippo, no opinion.

Calleigh: I've seen hippos on tv.

Delko: That's not the same. You can adjust the tv.

Calleigh: Did you adjust yours to green?

Delko: No.

Calleigh: So how do you know they're green?

Delko: Hippos are magical creatures.

Calleigh: No they're not. They're fat elephants without trunks.

Delko: They don't have tusks.

Calleigh: They have giant teeth and they eat meat.

Delko: Like the Wubba monster?

Calleigh: Wubba monsters do not eat meat.

Delko: Why not?

Calleigh: They're herbivores.

Delko: No they're not.

Calleigh: Fine, they're omnivores.

Delko: Fine. But what does that have to do with hippos?

Calleigh: Hippos are the ancient cousins of the Wubba monster.

Speed: *starts to laugh*

Everyone: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *frowns* ...Okay what did you do to me.

Delko: *smiles* HA!

Speed: Eric, what did you do?

Delko: I put marijuana in your beer.

Speed: WHAT!

Delko: And I can see it's working.

Speed: No. No, you did not do that.

Calleigh: He did. I was there.

Speed: I can't believe you encouraged him.

Delko: It obviously hasn't taken that much effect because you're still using big words.

Speed: Eric I am going to strangle you.

Delko: It's not my fault you drank the beer.

Speed: How much did you put in here?

Delko: A whole bag.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: Well don't worry about it, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Speed: He dosed me.

Katie: He does that to a lot of people.

Calleigh: So how do you feel?

Speed: Like I'm about to strangle Eric.

Calleigh: Not like a hummingbird on six cups of coffee?

Delko: I thought that was cocaine. Weed makes you mellow.

Speed: I'm going to kill you.

Delko: Don't worry, when it hits you, you will no longer have angry feelings.

Speed: *glares*

Katie: It looks like he's taking it well.

Carly: High Speed! I can't wait.

Anni: Man I can't wait to see what adventures we get into now.

Carly: Why would we get into any adventures?

Anni: I don't know. Why wouldn't we?

Delko: I am a genius.

Speed: *leans back on couch* Eric, if I was...Angry right now, I'd shoot you.

Carly: Aww he's high. How cute.

Speed: I am not high.

Katie: Well you're getting there.

Horatio: I don't think getting him high was the best way to make him happy. And besides, it's illegal.

Calleigh: Only if we get caught.

Horatio: We're the police. You're already caught.

Calleigh: You wouldn't turn us in would you?

Horatio: No because I'm an accessory. I'm too pretty to go to jail.

Katie: Okay how do you feel?

Speed: I feel....Whoa.

Katie: That's a nice description.

Speed: If I could speak properly I'd find the right words.

Delko: You're speaking properly right now.

Speed: Don't patronize me.

Delko: Wow he's not even pleasant on weed.

Calleigh: Give it time.

Delko: Should we have put in more drugs?

TBC.........
 
haha oh man they dosed Speed. That's hilarious.

Horatio: We're the police. You're already caught.

Well its true. lol. haha Speed is high on weed. That's hilarious. Update soon please.
 
Teehee. THAT'S RIGHT! It's like Slater but..Much better looking.

High Times

[Hummerhome]

Delko: You know, I read somewhere that when someone is on the wacky tabacky for the first time, they don't feel anything.

Speed: Yeah well that would apply if this was my first time getting high. Which it isn't.

Katie: Do tell.

Speed: No.

Katie: Dangit.

Speed: *starts laughing*

Katie: Why are you laughing?

Speed: I don't know.

Delko: I WIN!

Speed: Yes, congratulations you managed to screw around with my brain once again.

Katie: Do you feel okay?

Speed: I feel fine.

Katie: Are you sure?

Speed: *sits up* Did you hear that?

Katie: Hear what?

Speed: That's the sound of me not caring. HA!

Katie: Um...Oh..Kay.

Speed: *gets up, sits beside Delko* You know Eric, you are a genius. Have I ever told you how much you do stuff?

Delko: Um..No but that didn't really make sense.

Speed: And I agree with you.

Delko: Okay...

Speed: You know, you and me should start some kind of club. I'll grab four walls and you get a saw. *smiles* And then we can have a club. Just two guys hangin' out in a club. But hopeuflly nothing funny goes on because I'm a married man.

Delko: I think I'm starting to regret this.

Katie: Tim, come sit down.

Speed: OH THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! WELL HA! THE JOKES ON YOU BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL ATTRACTED TO YOU IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!

Katie: That's good to know.

Speed: God you guys are so robotronic. You're all stone-faced! You know what this place needs? Pencils.

Katie: *laughing* I love high Speed.

Speed: Hey we should investigate a case. Okay someone die.

Delko: You can't just order us to die.

Speed: Well it's about time someone in here kicked it, we haven't had a death in a while. Did anyone realize how funny the word funny is? I mean there's two 'N's in the word. How crazed it that! It's ironic how the word funny is funny. It's like the word bunny with an F. Hey let's get a bunny.

Katie: Tell me more.

Speed: *sits beside Katie* Well, the thing is sweetheart, bunnies can't be funny. You know why?

Katie: Why?

Speed: Because they can't tell jokes. Now, if a bunny could tell a joke, not only would I be laughing, but I'd be rich.

Delko: Why?

Speed: I FOUND A TALKING BUNNY!

Katie: You're so awesome.

Speed: Well thank you kindly my dear. I think what we have to do now, is to find a bunny and a parrot. Then we have to find a way to separate their brains in order to make the bunny talk. Then I can teach it swears.

Katie: *giggling*

Speed: I want to get one of those bunnies with red eyes. Aren't those like albino bunnies or something? Man I don't trust anything with red eyes. If it's not a color I can see on my own face, it shouldn't be in some innocnet animal's eyes. And why is it only white animals that get red eyes? If they're going to be albino, they should get white eyes. But then the whites of their eyes would get confused with the color part, or lackthereof.

Katie: That's so cool.

Speed: Yeah and another thing is, you know how bunnies turn white during winter? Well what if the bunny was already white? What color does it turn in the winter? And why don't people change color in the seasons? Every other animal does. I think we should turn white in the winter, and brown in the summer. OH NO WAIT! That already happens. Well except for black people because they're black. How come the palms of their hands are white but the rest of them are black? And how come some people are brown but we still call them white? Why are we white? Our skin is pinkish brown.

Katie: You are so cool.

Speed: Actually I'm a little warm. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Delko: It's normal.

Speed: You know what we should buy?

Katie: No what?

Speed: Firecrackers. Let's blow up some pigeons.

Katie: Can you be like this all the time?

Speed: Baby I'll be whatever you want me to be.

Katie: *giggles*

Speed: *smiles*

Delko: ...So next time we should just get him drunk.

Calleigh: Good idea.

TBC........
 
Hahaha, High Speed is hilarious. I wonder what high speed and drunk Katie would be like? Probably not very good. lol. But that whole thing about transfering a brain of a rabbit and a parrot was hilarious. Update soon please!
 
omg thats hilarious.. my friends have said soem wierd stuff when they are high but that was just great.. speed still had a little logic thinking their heads just go kaboom when they are ripped... there better be another chapter later for me to read after work so i can go happy again after stress out time
 
:lol: You guys are awesome.

Highway To..Hummerhome

[Hummerhome]

Speed: LET'S GO STREAKING!

Delko: LET'S NOT!

Speed: You won't have a say when I rip off your pants.

Delko: Please don't touch me.

Speed: Hey it's a hot day. No one will care. And if you see the fuzz, RUN!

Delko: The..Fuzz?

Speed: Oh there ain't no way I'm going to get caught by the fuzz again. Those guys should chill.

Horatio: Are you talking about the police?

Speed: Whoa..I'm the fuzz....WHAT HAVE I DONE! I've betrayed my brethren! Hey let's go smoke a joint.

Calleigh: I'd rather not.

Speed: Fine, more for the fuzz. You know, that title makes sense since I have stubble. I mean, WHO DOESN'T WANT ME RIGHT NOW!

Everyone: *lifts hand*

Speed: Pfft you guys are lame. You know what we don't have in this Hummerhome? A gay guy. I've always wanted to have girl talk. OH oh oh hey Eric, if you had an earring you could pass for one. I think you'd look hot.

Delko: Uh...That's okay.

Speed: How long has it been since we've been outside? Man you know we should go back to that bar. I don't know why I was such a buzz kill. I'm always so serious. When did that happen? We should just all get drunk and get laid man.

Katie: Can we go back to the bar?

Horatio: No.

Speed: Whoa, your answer was so orange. You should stay away from fruits that are the same color as your hair.

Horatio: Excuse me?

Speed: Don't get me wrong, it's probably hot to all the young babes, but you need to find someone your own age. Eric's available.

Delko: No he's not.

Speed: Oh. My. God. I didn't turn off the stove! *runs into the bathroom*

Katie: I LOVE HIM!

Calleigh: That didn't make any sense.

Speed: *runs out without a shirt on* Okay guys, listen up. My shirt caught fire so I flushed it down the toilet.

Delko: How did it catch on fire?

Speed: There's a forest fire in the shower. It's kind of odd that I couldn't find the forest though.

Calleigh: You threw your shirt down the toilet?

Speed: Don't worry the Hummerhome is now safe.

Carly: Here, have another shirt.

Speed: Thanks. *puts on white dress shirt* Whoa, I feel so white. See? Look now if skin was this color, my shirt would dissapear. You know why we're not white? Because we have blood under our skin. Who wants to get blood stains out of white? Not me.

Katie: We should slip you drugs more often.

Speed: Does anyone ever get itchy under their skin? Good God you try to scratch it but the itch moves. Pretty soon you're digging out your eye balls.

Delko: I don't get it.

Speed: How come there isn't curly grass? There's curly hair. I have curly hair. I'm going to get a curling iron and curl my front lawn.

Calleigh: What are you doing?

Speed: *on hands and knees* I am looking for my glasses.

Calleigh: You don't have glasses.

Speed: Exactly. They must be on this floor somewhere. You see, the floor has special fibers that make glasses invisible.

Delko: Maybe that's because they don't exist.

Speed: Those are just your eyes. *licking floor*

Calleigh: Are you licking the floor?

Speed: How else you expect me to find them?

Calleigh: You don't own glasses.

Speed: Not yet, but once I find them they'll be mine.

Katie: Did you find them yet?

Speed: Not yet my dear, but these glasses are about as elusive as elusive things.

Katie: Well maybe they're on the couch.

Speed: Excellent idea! *gets up* Surely if they can hide from me, they can climb. *sits on couch* Now what was I doing?

Katie: You were looking for something.

Speed: *smirks* Well it sure looks like I found it.

Katie: *blushes*

Speed: HEY! WHOA! *grabs Katie's hands* Your hands are like little flower petals.

Katie: They are?

Speed: You have beautiful hands.

Katie: I do?

Speed: You know, even if I don't feel attracted to you at all, you still seem to make my heart race.

Katie: Maybe that's just the drugs.

Speed: Maybe. Hey! Hey! Hey! What are you doing!

Delko: I'm getting a glass of water.

Speed: No no no. You're going to crush the fibers in the floor. You can't hear them screaming?

Delko: The fibers in the floor are screaming? Dude this is tile.

Speed: No, the carpet over here. They're screaming because you crushed them.

Delko: Sorry?

Speed: Don't apologize to me. Apologize to the fibers.

Delko: *looks at floor* ....I can't do it. I CAN'T DO IT!

Speed: DO IT MAN! DO IT!

Delko: I CAN'T! HOW WILL THEY FORGIVE ME!

Anni: Oh great, he got Eric going.

Carly: Man I love it here.

Speed: Eric, there's only one thing you can do.

Delko: What's that?

Speed: *straight face* Beg forgiveness from the queen of the spider people.

Delko: *gets on knees*

Katie: Don't listen to Tim. Get up and get your water.

Delko: Fine. *walks to sink*

Speed: God you're such a buzz kill. You ever notice how annoying clouds are? One minute it's bright in here, and the next minute, it's darker than midnight. Then the next second it's bright again. Hey the walls are melting.

Delko: *drinks water*

Speed: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Delko: ...I'm not aloud to drink?

Speed: That's contaminated with toe nails.

Delko: *drops cup into sink* Ew. Wait a second, no it's not.

Speed: Oh my God. No one move.

Delko: Why?

Speed: ...Someone here, is working with the Secret Cloud Police.

Delko: Who is it?

Speed: I don't know. But I have a way we can find out. I need a sample of your brain.

Delko: My what?

Speed: Your brain. I'm going to run a few tests. Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.

Delko: I'm not part of the Secret Cloud pPolice. If anyone is, it's Calleigh.

Speed: *turns to Calleigh* I KNEW IT!

Calleigh: What? I'm not part of any police! Well..Except Miami Dade.

Speed: I just need one sample of your brain.

Calleigh: I don't think so.

Speed: That's what I expected you to say. *sigh* It looks like there's only one way to get away from the Secret Cloud Police. Sneezing. That should blow them away.

Calleigh: Sneezing?

Speed: If enough saliva gets around in the air, that should block their secret signals. I always knew the olympics had something to do with their evil plan.

Calleigh: What?

Speed: That's what they want you to say.

Delko: Who's they?

Speed: The Secret Cloud pPolice. You know what we need? Baseball bats. Okay you stay here, and I'll go get the tattoo needles. *leaves*

Delko: I...Shouldn't even ask.

Calleigh: You wanted this.

Speed: *walks back* Alright we seem to be fresh out of needles so here's what we're going to do. I'll set fire to the Hummerhome and when it blows up, set up some firecrackers so give an SOS signal. When the boats come to get us, we'll kidnap their captain and save the prostitutes.

Everyone: *blank stare*

Speed: They got you guys too huh? Well there's only one thing I can do now. I'm going to have to tickle you, one by one. Starting with her. *points to Katie*

Katie: What? Why me?

Speed: You're the closest person to me. I'd only assume the Secret Cloud Police have been using your brain waves to spy one me. Tickling you is the only way to get them to back off.

Katie: I don't think you've thought this through.

Speed: Have YOU thought this through?

Katie: Thought what through?

Speed: Your thoughts.

Katie: Wh-

Speed: Wait wait wait..Shhh..*puts finger to Katie's mouth* Do you hear that?

Katie: *shakes head*

Speed: It's the mustard. There are listening devices in the mustard made out of mustard. We have to open all the mustard.

Katie: *grabs Speed's hand* The mustard is not spying on us.

Speed: That's what they want you to believe. But I see what they're trying to do. As soon as we go to sleep, the mustard is going to drown us with rain provided by the Secret Cloud Police. Don't you see it?

Katie: Uh...Okay.

Speed: Quick! Grab your guns and fill them with silver and ammonium oxide. That should stop them cold.

Delko: *takes out gun*

Calleigh: Eric, put your gun away.

TBC........
 
HAHAAH, OMG! Yes Eric beg forgiveness from the Queen of The Spider people. And whatever happend to him ticklening me? lol. Oh my god that was so hilarious. Secret Cloud Police. Hilarious. Update soon please!
 
:lol: Oh man. If only the show was like this.

I'm Coming Back Down And I Really Don't Mind

[Hummerhome]

Speed: Okay I have it. Everyone listen up. We need potted plants. If everyone wears on on their head, we'll all be protected. *turns to Katie* And I'm not finished with you yet.

Katie: Why?

Speed: We need to get the fuzz out of your head.

Katie: You're not going to tickle me are you?

Speed: Hmm...There might be another way.

Katie: Like what?

Speed: Molasses and lots of it.

Delko: *wearing tinfoil* Am I protected from the Secret Cloud Police?

Speed: Tinfoil just magnifies their super equipment. You need fire. And lots of it.

Horatio: No fire.

Speed: *snaps* I have it. We need a human sacrifice. Okay Katie, I volunteer you.

Katie: Why?

Speed: You need to wear some straps and then we'll put you on the hood of the Hummerhome.

Katie: I don't want to be on the hood of the Hummerhome.

Speed: It's either that or fire.

Horatio: No fire.

Speed: *whispers* The windows are melting. *starts laughing*

Delko: Oh..Boy.

Calleigh: Good job Eric.

Speed: *still laughing* No no shhh haha..Okay shhh.

Katie: You're the only one talking.

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: What? OH MY GOD! HE'S TICKLING ME! SOMEONE HELP! HAHAHA!

Calleigh: Should we help her?

Delko: I didn't get to finish my water. *gets up*

Katie: OH MY GOD STOP IT! HAHAHA!

Carly: When's it going to be my turn?

Anni: *pats Carly on the head*

Speed: *stands up* We need fire.

Horatio: No fire.

Katie: *sits up* Okay warn me before you do that.

Speed: Whoa haha you guys are so distorted. *laughing* This is great! *falls down* Ha! It's like the floor is telling me it's deepest darkest secrets. *laughing*

Horatio: *cell phone rings* OKAY EVERYONE SHUT UP I'M GETTING A CALL! Caine. Mhm..Mhm...Mhm..Mhm..Great. *closes phone* We *puts on shades* Have a crime scene.

Speed: I KNEW THAT! I knew it and yet I said nothing. *starts laughing*

Carly: Where's this crime scene?

Horatio: Well Yelina has been GPS-ing us, and it turns out there's a police station in this hick city that needs our expertise.

Speed: OH I LOVE HICKS!

Horatio: The victim is a small boy found behind the General Store. Now get this, the down just built a crime lab but they don't have staff.

Calleigh: Who builds a crime lab in a town with 100 people?

Horatio: It's actually 423 people.

Calleigh: My bad.

Speed: That's an excellent number.

[Town]

[Hummerhome stops]

Horatio: Okay everyone glove up. Speed, get off the floor.

Speed: You get off the floor.

Horatio: I'm not on the floor.

Speed: You're standing on it.

Horatio: Get up.

Delko: You're letting him come with us?

Horatio: I can't leave him in here. He'll set fire to the Hummerhome.

Speed: *gets up* What about fire?

Horatio: Get outside and grab a kit.

Speed: Aye Aye! *runs outside*

Horatio: I'm going to be regretting this later.

[Crime scene]

Calleigh: Well the kid's been shot.

Delko: Do they have a medical examiner?

Horatio: He's in the next town over.

Speed: *jumps in dumpster* It's a WHOLE new ballgame in here! Haha it smells like old people!

Horatio: Speed! Get out of he dumpster!

Katie: Who would want to shoot a kid?

Carly: The same people who shoot adults? I don't know.

Katie: Nice one.

Speed: WHOA WHOA WHOA! I HAVE EVIDENCE! I HAVE EVIDENCE!

Horatio: What evidence?

Speed: BIRD POOP! GET ME A CAMERA!

Delko: That's not evidence.

Speed: *climbs out of dumpster* If you look hard enough, everything's evidence.

Delko: Well bird poop isn't.

Speed: *sticks tongue out*

Delko: *rolls eyes*

Speed: HEY! THERE'S A DEAD BODY OVER HERE.

Horatio: We know that. It's the reason we're here.

Speed: *trips on rock* WHOA! Okay I'm good. I'm good.

Horatio: Get up.

Speed: I am up. *grabs camera* Okay here we go. *takes pictures*

Horatio: Are you taking pictures of your feet?

Speed: HECK YES!

Horatio: Take pictures of the dead body.

Speed: What does a dead body need pictures for?

Horatio: We need the pictures.

Speed: Just take a good hard look at him.

Horatio: Speed, take the pictures.

Speed: Whoa you don't have to get so FUZZED on me. *takes pictures* Hey this thing is like an eye. It blinks after you press the button. What an incredible piece of technology.

Horatio: *sigh*

Calleigh: I think you have enough pictures of the body.

Speed: You can never have enough of anything.

Calleigh: Hey look at this. Is this some sort of trace?

Speed: It's goo.

Calleigh: Yeah I can see that. And it's in his hair.

Speed: OH! A bird pooped on him.

Calleigh: It's not bird crap now pay attention.

Speed: I don't have any money.

Calleigh: I'll swab the 'goo'.

Speed: Hey hey Katie get over here!

Katie: *walks over* What?

Speed: This is what a crime scene looks like.

Katie: I know what a crime scene looks like.

Speed: Yeah except this isn't THE RIGHT ONE!

Calleigh: What are you talking about?

Speed: The goo in his hair. I don't see any goo out behind this store.

Calleigh: So?

Speed: *grabs swab* You see this goo? IT'S GOO!

Calleigh: We know it's goo.

Speed: It's tree blood. TREES HAVE GOO.

Calleigh: Um...What's your point?

Speed: I think this is the work of the Secret Cloud Police.

Delko: Oh great, not that again.

Speed: Or OH! OH! *laughing* Okay I have it. A forest.

Calleigh: *shakes head* Whatever you say.

Speed: *sigh* It's sap.

Calleigh: *stands up* What?

Speed: Sap from trees. You want me to draw you a picture or can you handle plain english?

Delko: I'm confused. Are you still high?

Speed: A SQUIRREL! *runs away*

Horatio: *takes off shades* There's a forest down there and drag marks up here. This isn't our primary crime scene.

Delko: Well what do you know, he was right. I'll get down there.

Horatio: Thank you. Speed! SPEED! STOP SETTING FIRE TO THE SQUIRRELS!

TBC.......
 
HAHAHA *Snorts* Oh my god! Speed setting fire to the poor squriels. Awwww. lol. And yay I got tickled.

Carly: When's it going to be my turn?

Anni: *pats Carly on the head*

Hahaha, I can so see Anni doing that. lol. And that whole thing about the bird poo cracked me up.
 
:lol: Poor Carly. She never gets her turn.

Just Get Out Of My Way

[Outside]

Horatio: Okay team, the body has been taken away and we're losing sun. We'll get over to the lab in the morning to finish processing. For now we'll store the evidence in the Hummerlab.

Calleigh: What about the scene?

Delko: I'm sure it'll be fine. I haven't seen one person out here yet.

[Hummerhome]

Speed: Well that was fun! Let's do that again sometime!

Delko: How about we leave you in here next time.

Speed: Where's the fun in that?

Horatio: I want you all in bed. Speed, that means you too.

Speed: I'm not tired.

Horatio: Get tired.

Speed: I won't make any promises.

[Katie/Speed's room]

Speed: Hey you know what would be fun?

Katie: No.

Speed: We should have a water fight.

Katie: A water fight? With what?

Speed: Uh *laughs* Water.

Katie: Great idea, but I kind of wanted to sleep.

Speed: Oh come on! You can't be tired already. The day is young.

Katie: No the day is late.

Speed: Why do you have to bring everyone down?

Katie: I'm not bringing anyone down. Get some rest.

Speed: How can you sleep at a time like this!

Katie: It's night. It's pretty easy.

Speed: Okay fine. But I'm not sleeping.

Katie: *turns off lights* You don't have to. Just don't speak.

Speed: Fine.

[5 minutes later]

Speed: *starts laughing*

Katie: Ugh why are you laughing?

Speed: The stars are telling me jokes.

Katie: Good for them.

Speed: *rolls over* Didn't you want me to be like this?

Katie: *eyes closed* No, I wanted you to be happy, not crazy.

Speed: Aren't we all a little crazy sometimes?

Katie: Some more than others.

Speed: Well then, I can see you're trying to sleep. I'll be quiet.

Katie: Thank you.

Speed: ...You know what's great about this?

Katie: I thought you said you were going to be quiet.

Speed: Starting after I finish what I was going to say. You know what's great about this?

Katie: What.

Speed: Now that it's dark, I can't see the shadow people.

Katie: Goodnight Tim. *rolls over*

Speed: Suit yourself. I just want to know one thing though.

Katie: And what is that?

Speed: You don't think the Wubba monster can get in here do you?

Katie: *covers head with a pillow*

TBC.........
 
Speed: Now that it's dark, I can't see the shadow people.

Katie: Goodnight Tim. *rolls over*

Speed: Suit yourself. I just want to know one thing though.

Katie: And what is that?

Speed: You don't think the Wubba monster can get in here do you?

Katie: *covers head with a pillow*


hahahaha omg that was so hilarious. My chest is starting to hurt from laughing. Or maybe its the fact that I can't really breath at the moment...hmm...who could tell. lol. But I love high speedy he's so crazy like.
 
Awww don't die! *shoves oxygen down Katie's throat* :lol: :p

The Crazies Are Sometimes..Crazy.

[Hummerhome]

Horatio: Well good morning all. I hope you had some rest last night.

Delko: I slept alright.

Calleigh: I didn't sleep very well. Maybe there was a pea under my matress.

Delko: You're not the queen of...Something.

Calleigh: I could be someday.

Carly: I kind of really wanted some cookies last night.

Anni: Yeah the cult-I mean club should get together again and make some cookies.

Speed: *frowning*

Delko: ...You look happy.

Speed: I'm going to kill you.

Delko: Can we at least solve the case first?

Calleigh: You're not still high are you?

Speed: Do I look high to you?

Calleigh: I don't know.

Delko: It was kind of fun though.

Anni: Hey how are the Secret Cloud Police doing?

Carly: Did you have fun?

Speed: Eric, don't ever do that again.

Delko: *laughs* Alright man, sorry.

Katie: You're not going to tickle me again are you?

Speed: What do you think?

Katie: Alright, geez. I was just asking. No need to get snippy.

Delko: Well...Who's going to entertain us now?

Speed: I don't know Eric, why don't you start a puppet show?

Delko: Good idea.

Speed: *shakes head*

Katie: I kind of liked high Speed. He was fun.

Speed: He was not fun.

Katie: Well he cracked me up.

Speed: And you will never see him again. Ever.

Katie: Oh come on, you weren't that bad. And besides, it was nice to see a happier more energetic side to you.

Speed: I don't think crazy and paranoid counts as happy and energetic.

Katie: But you were so cute. And you were charming.

Speed: Okay first of all, me complimenting your hands does not count as charming. Second of all, it was not cute to see me licking the floor and no one stopping me.

Carly: I thought it was great.

Anni: It sure entertained me.

Horatio: It's going to take me hours to unclog that toilet.

Speed: Sorry about that H.

Horatio: Not a problem. You were under the influence of stupidity.

Speed: How comforting.

Katie: I thought it was fun. Well, until I was trying to sleep. Then you kind of got annoying.

Speed: I know.

Katie: But the rest of it was fun.

Speed: It was not fun.

Katie: Come on you were happy just admit it.

Speed: I was high. There is a very big line between that and happiness.

Katie: Oh the line's not that big.

Speed: You're crazy.

Katie: *smiles* After yesterday, I wouldn't say I'm the one who's crazy. *pats Speed on the head*

Speed: Yeah cute.

TBC.........
 
Aww thanks for the oxygen Geni. lol.

Aww Tim's all depressed now. Poor guy. lol. yaya we mentioned the secret cloud police again! Teehee. update soon please.
 
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