CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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HAHA i'm pretty hilarious when I almost get caught lol. And awww Adam wanted to come and see me awww. haha adam...plays Eric..as in Adam Rodriguez...who to much root beer for me. lol. Update soon please. ahahahahahhaah
 
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Hard To Face The Simple Truth

[AV lab]

Katie: Hey Eric can I talk to you?

Delko: Sure, what's on your mind?

Katie: *sits* I sort of did something bad.

Delko: So why are you telling me this? Why can't you tell Speed?

Katie: Oh..Haha yeah I don't think he'd want to know.

Delko: What did you do?

Katie: You promise you won't tell him?

Delko: I promise.

Katie: Cross your heart, hope to die, stick a needle in your eye?

Delko: I think I can manage...Some of that.

Katie: I sort of um...Cheated on Tim.

Delko: ....*starts to laugh*

Katie: It's not funny.

Delko: No, I know. It's just that...I can't wait to see his face when he finds out.

Katie: He's not going to find out. *grabs Delko by the ear*

Delko: OW!

Katie: Is he?

Delko: No he's not! OW!

Katie: *lets go* Thank you.

Delko: So why did you tell me then?

Katie: I need your advice.

Delko: Okay.

Katie: Well the guy I sort of had the relationship with, is involved in a murder investigation, and he sort of said he can't stop thinking about me.

Delko: Sort of?

Katie: ..You get my point. What should I do?

Delko: Hey it's not that really good looking guy that just left is it?

Katie: ...*squints*

Delko: *laughing* Oh boy.

Katie: What should I do?

Delko: I think you should tell Speed.

Katie: He'll kill me.

Delko: I'm pretty sure he'll be the one who would understand the most.

Katie: Yeah but I'm the one that kind of started things.

Delko: ...Well that's using your head.

Katie: I can't tell him he'd kill me.

Delko: He won't kill you. Just explain to him what happened. I'm sure he'd understand.

Katie: *sigh* Okay...

[Trace lab]

Katie: *Knocks on door* Timmy?

Speed: *looks up* ...What?

Katie: I did something bad.

Speed: *blank stare* Why are you not coming in here?

Katie: Because I want to get a headstart on my run out of here.

Speed: I'm sure whatever you did, it wasn't that bad.

Katie: Oh I disagree.

Speed: Well what is it?

Katie: Um...I sort of um...You know that Adam guy who just left?

Speed: Yeah, he looks like a nice guy.

Katie: *laughs* Uh, yeah...Really nice.

Speed: So what is it?

Katie: I sort of um...Slept with him DON'T KILL ME!

Speed: *blank stare*

Katie: *opens eyes* ....Say something.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: OH MY GOD PLEASE LET HIS GUN BE DIRTY!

Speed: How did that happen?

Katie: Oh we all know how that happens. We got to talking, and talking got to lunch, and lu-

Speed: *holds up hand* Yeah I get it. *stands up*

Katie: *backs out of Trace lab*

Speed: Katie, get in here.

Katie: No, you're going to hurt me.

Speed: I'm not going to hurt you.

Katie: Yes you are, you're going to put a round in my head.

Speed: Get. In. Here.

Katie: *walks in, slowly*

Speed: Closer.

Katie: *walks*

Speed: ...Closer.

Katie: *walks*

Speed: Closer.

Katie: *walks* ... Be gentle.

Speed: *frowns*

TBC.........
 
hahaha i LOVE it when i say "Oh please let his gun be dirty." that AND the whole africa thing I will never let go lol..but uh...should I be scared of what he's going to do to me? lol. You and your cliffhangers I swear. lol. Update soon please.
 
:lol: I love my cliffhangers. Granted, the cliffs are pretty small so you won't fall very far. :p

Will You Tell Me To Be Strong, Love Will Save Us All

[Trace Lab]

Speed: Anything else I should know?

Katie: We kind of used our bed.

Speed: *frowns* You brought another man to our house and used OUR bed.

Katie: ...Yes.

Speed: *glares*

Katie: OH MY GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.

Horatio: *walks in* Hey apparently Anni got a hit on the bullet. The gun belongs to a conductor at the Auditorium.

Katie: Great, I'll go bring him in.

Horatio: Hey Speed do you have my shades? I left them somewhere.

Speed: They're in the Hummercraft.

Horatio: Thanks. *leaves*

Katie: So I guess this is goodbye. *walks away*

Speed: *grabs Katie* Yeah, not so fast.

Katie: *drops to knees* Please oh please I beg you. Please have mercy on my obviously very needy soul. I will do anything I swear. Please don't hurt me.

Speed: Stand up.

Katie: No, you'll get better access to my neck, resulting in you breaking it. And plus, I don't really want to look you in the eye.

Speed: *kneels down* Look at me.

Katie: *shakes head*

Speed: Katie....Look at me.

Katie: *looks up*

Speed: I'm not going to hurt you, and don't be afraid to look me in the eye.

Katie: So you're not going to snap my neck?

Speed: No. Now stand up.

Katie: *stands*

Speed: *stands* You have to go bring in your suspect.

Katie: I do?

Speed: Yeah so you'd better get him before he skips town.

Katie: You're not mad at me?

Speed: We'll talk about this later.

Katie: Um...Alright. *leaves*

Speed: *glares*

TBC.......
 
*gasp* whats Speedy going to do? nothing involving Africa I hope...
haha "Please let his gun be dirty" that made he giggle...


ETA: well, Speed didn't do anything...yet ;)

please update soon
 
HAHAHAHAHAH "I beg you" haha, I actually got down on my knee's....wow...lol. haha oh man I can't stop laughing now. hahahahaha. *takes a deep breath* That was hilarious. Yeah and just for the record..I'm glad he didn't snap my neck. Update soon please. And we used our bed...Buurrrn.
 
:lol: More to come after I get up in the morning :D

EDIT: Eh I feel like writing.

:lol: Laughing is ALWAYS good.

I Promise That I Will Try

[Interview room]

Katie: So mister Brown, you own this gun.

Brown: No I don't.

Katie: Yes you do. We matched the bullets and the gun is registered to you, and I'll be when we get your fingerprints, those will match as well.

Brown: ...Okay that guy just made me so mad. You can't switch from a D to F minor. It doesn't work when the violins are playing a C.

Katie: ...So you killed him?

Brown: Every single night! I couldn't get through one song without him stopping everyone.

Katie: So you stopped him. You did a pretty good job of it too. He died instantly.

Brown: Yeah well he deserved it.

Katie: No one deserves to be murdered, no even scum like you. *looks up* Get him out of here.

Patrol cop: Yes ma'am.

[Hallway]

Speed: *stops walking* What are you doing here?

Adam: *stops walking* I was trying to find Katie. Do you know where she is?

Speed: She's interviewing a suspect. Anything I can help you with?

Adam: Do you know when she'll be finished?

Speed: That depends on how fast she can get a confession out of the suspect.

Adam: You're her husband right?

Speed: The one and only.

Adam: She told you didn't she?

Speed: Yeah she did.

Adam: Man, I'm sorry. I didn't even know. She didn't tell me she was married.

Speed: Women never do. Would it have killed you to ask? Or maybe look at the giant rock on her finger?

Adam: Well it must not have been that big or I would have seen it. Besides, I wasn't paying attention to her hands if you know what I mean. *winks*

Speed: *frowns* Yeah well you're going to have to wait out here if you want to speak with her.

Adam: Man I just have to tell her how I feel. I mean, I think I love her.

Speed: Well that makes two of us. I suppose that could end up being a problem wouldn't you think?

Adam: You're not going to...Beat me up are you?

Speed: I don't know, that depends on how fast you can run.

Adam: *backs up*

Speed: *walks*

Adam: Uh hey listen, she came onto me man. I had nothing to do with it.

Speed: You could have said no.

Adam: She could have not offered.

Speed: You're right.

Adam: I am?

Speed: Yeah. And now you must die.

Adam: NO! No wait don't kill me! I have a very low tolerance for pain.

Speed: All the more reason I should make this slow and bloody.

Adam: No, come on man I didn't even know she was married.

Speed: Well I hope you had fun with her because that's the last time you'll ever see a woman in your life when I get through with you.

Adam: You can't arrest me for sleeping with you wife!

Everyone: *stops working, looks up*

Speed: We're um...Practicing a play.

Everyone: *goes back to work*

Speed: Okay fine, I can't arrest you.

Adam: Good.

Speed: ...You seriously used our bed?

Adam: Yeah it was kind of cozy.

Speed: *crosses arms* Really? Because I always get a spring in my lower back and it kind of hurts. I suppose that's why I always wake up miserable.

Adam: Yeah I had that same problem too in my first apartment. What you have to do is flip the mattress to the other side and then make sure the spring is at the edge of the bottom of the bed.

Speed: But wouldn't it just be at my feet?

Adam: Would you rather your feet be unhappy or your back?

Speed: I'd rather all of me be happy.

Adam: Your sheets are really soft though. What kind of detergent do you use?

Speed: Tide. I'm allergic to it, but Katie likes it.

Adam: You must get itchy.

Speed: No, not really.

Adam: Are your pillows goose or duck?

Speed: It's synthetic down. It's not as breathable, I'm kind of cheap.

Adam: Yeah I go to Walmart for all my stuff.

Speed: You can't go wrong with low low prices every day.

Katie: *walks up* ...What are you guys doing?

Speed: We were just discussing our bed and how comfortable it is.

Adam: You should really switch detergents. He's allergic.

Katie: Um...*shakes head* I'm confused. Why are we discussing our bed?

Speed: Well considering I've been in our bed with you, and he's been in our bed with you, I got to thinking. We should really compare notes. Maybe we can do this in shifts. He can have you on the weekdays, and I can have you on the weekends. Then on holidays, we can make an hourly schedule.

Katie: Um...*lifts brow* Are you okay?

Speed: OH! I can make a chart. I'll go get a sharpie. *leaves*

Katie: *looks at Adam* What did you say to him?

Adam: Is he always like this?

Katie: *places hands on hips* No.

Adam: Man I thought he was going to kill me, but he seems like a pretty cool guy.

Katie: ....*shakes head in disbelief*

Speed: *walks back* Okay Katie, I made your name in yellow. Casanova, your name is in blue and mine's in black. I think we can all agree that the stickers are a nice enhancement to what can already be called, the 'best chart ever'.

Adam: Oh cool, is mine the little happy face?

Speed: Yeah and when it's your turn to have her, my side of the chart gets a sad smiley. See, Katie's always stays a happy face, you know since she'll be serviced around the clock.

Adam: Oh cool there's glitter.

Speed: I thought it would make it stand out.

Katie: Okay stop...I'm confused. What just happened?

Speed: Oh! I'm sorry I thought you wanted to be a whore. Well don't let me stop you. I'll just leave the chart here and you can modify it however you like. *leaves*

Adam: Did you want some stickers?

Katie: *slaps stickers out of Adam's hand* Will you grow up?

Adam: I thought he took it rather well.

Katie: *angry sigh* I am in hell.

TBC........
 
HAHA :lol: Oh man, I don't even know where to start :lol: That was the funniest thing ever! 'the best chart ever', that had me cracking up! Speed is awesome!

Wait, I just had a though...Speed seems to be taking this a little too well...hmmm, whats going on? okay, I need to lay off the sugar, my brain is reading waaay too much into this

please update soon
 
:lol: I thought he took it rather...Oddly since he kind of burned Katie there. :p But who knows.

Why Don't You Give Into Me

[Trace lab]

Katie: *walks in* What is your problem?

Speed: I don't have a problem.

Katie: *laughs* Obviously you do. You know, you've done this to me God knows how many times, and I have never acted like you just did. I've never treated you like a piece of crap that I can just throw around whenever I want. I'm not perfect okay? I made a mistake. That is no reason to completely degrade me in front of everyone in the lab!

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: *throws hands up in the air* Well you win. I feel like a piece of crap.....Are you going to make a fool out of me in front of everyone some more or are you finished?

Speed: *blank stare*

Katie: Well I'm glad you could observe the conversation I've just had with myself.

Speed: *stands up, walks over to Katie*

Katie: *looks up*

Speed: ...Go to hell. *leaves*

Katie: *starts to cry*

Delko: *walks in* Hey, why are you crying? Did you get some evidence in your eye?

Katie: *shakes head*

Delko: Uh oh...Did you tell him?

Katie: *nods*

Delko: What did he do?

Katie: *sits in a chair* ...He hates me.

Delko: Nah, I'm sure he doesn't hate you.

Katie: How is it that he's aloud to do whatever the hell he wants, but when I make a mistake, the shit hits the fan?

Delko: Um...Wow nice language.

Katie: I'm sorry, I'm just a little angry. I guess what makes me so mad is, I was being all paranoid because I thought he was going to cheat on me and he told me to trust him and I said I did, and look what...Look what I did. I screwed everything up.

Delko: I think you need to talk to him.

Katie: I tried. He doesn't listen.

Delko: Sometimes...Silence can express more than words.

TBC.........
 
Delko: Sometimes...Silence can express more than words.

you right Delko! ;) that was smart! :lol: one of mine expression's :p
great updates! :lol:
 
Awwww, poor Katie :( That was mean of Speed, I mean Katie does have a point, Speed always cheats, and when Katie does he acts all angry-like...poor Katie
please update soon
 
:lol: Empire records. "It makes the customers all crazy-like" Teehee.

And yes Speed is a poo poo head. :p

In The End

[ballistics]

Horatio: *walks in* Hey Calleigh what are you doing in here?

Calleigh: I'm just going over some evidence for Anni to make sure everything's in place.

Horatio: Are you okay? You were pretty quiet on the way back.

Calleigh: *smiles* I'm fine.

Horatio: *tilts head* Are you sure you don't want to talk about anything?

Calleigh: Everything is fine.

Horatio: Okay, but if you need to talk, you know where to find me. *leaves*

Calleigh: Alright.

Delko: *runs in* Calleigh oh thank God you're here!

Calleigh: Where else would I be Eric?

Delko: I think you need to talk to Katie.

Calleigh: Why?

Delko: Well spread some of that...Girl talk stuff around.

Calleigh: Girl talk?

Delko: I tried, but I'm not a girl so I don't think it worked.

Calleigh: What happened?

Delko: She cheated on Speed and she thought he would understand seeing as he was the man whore, but he got all mad and she's crying and stuff and she has a dirty mouth when she's mad.

Calleigh: That's the gist of what happened?

Delko: Basically, yeah.

Calleigh: Well I think she needs to work that out with him on her own. We'd only be a hinderance, and we have no say what happens in their relationship so we shouldn't get involved. Where is Tim anyway?

Delko: He went with Horatio to a scene.

Calleigh: We have a scene?

Delko: Well they have a scene. We're supposed to stay here and do paperwork. Yippee.

Calleigh: They don't need a ballistics expert?

Delko: Nope. The guy fell off a building.

Calleigh: Fell?

Delko: His leg is wrapped around christmas lights.

Calleigh: Well good luck to them. Is everyone else working it?

Delko: Well Missy, Katie, Anni, and Carly are working it.

Calleigh: And we're staying here? That's not fair.

Delko: No one said life was fair.

[Crime scene]

Horatio: *looks up, takes off shades*

Anni: Apparently he 'fell'.

Horatio: 15 storeys?

Anni: That's what the witnesses say.

Carly: Are those...Christmas lights? Wow it's July. That's pretty tacky.

Katie: Maybe he got around to taking them down.

Carly: Then how did the lights get wrapped around his leg?

Katie: I don't know Carly, why don't we go up there and figure it out?

Carly: After you.

[Top of building]

Horatio: Our guys are going to bring him back up here, so let's process the scene.

Speed: *places down kit* I'll start with the balcony.

Katie: I'll grab the lights once our vic gets back up here.

Carly: *whispers* Wow they're in the same room.

Anni: *whispers* Yeah they are...Why are we whispering?

Carly: It makes us sound more devious.

Anni: Why are we trying to sound devious?

Speed: Carly?

Carly: YES SIR?

Speed: ...Can you pass me a swab?

Carly: Of course. *throws swab*

Speed: Thanks. Here's your swab.

Katie: *grabs swab* Thanks.

Anni: *whispers* They're speaking to each other?

Carly: *whispers* It's probably only because they don't want to have Horatio know they're fighting.

Speed: You know, when you whisper, it helps if you don't whisper too loudly because if you're going to do that, just talk.

Carly: Oh...My bad.

Katie: *grabs lights* A few of these lights are broken.

Speed: Yeah that probably happened when the guy was dangling over the edge.

Katie: Well the lights were hanging from up here. Could you give me a boost?

Speed: *frowns* Sure. *grabs Katie's foot*

Katie: *jumps up onto ledge* Well, *clicks on flashlight* the lights were hanging up here for sure. There's small clips where they would have hung.

Speed: Do you see anything else?

Katie: I think I see...Blood.

Speed: Where?

Katie: On one of the clips. And there's some epithelials. *looks down* Okay....No one said it would be high up here.

Speed: Stop being a wimp and swab the blood.

Katie: Yeah well you're not up here and a 5 inch ledge looking over all of Miami. And it's awfully windy up here.

Speed: Just swab the blood.

Katie: *opens swab* Who puts lights up here? You'd have to be crazy. *swabs blood* Okay...Um how do I get down here?

Speed: By getting down here.

Katie: Okay yeah...*grabs onto ledge* I really don't want to fall 30 some storeys.

Speed: You're not going to fall. Stop being a baby.

Katie: Well you try being up here and finding a way back down.

Speed: Just climb down the same way you got up.

Katie: Easier said than done.

Speed: I've got a crime scene to process. I'll see you later.

Katie: NO! Tim!

Speed: *sigh* Okay grab my hand.

Katie: No, you're going to push me over the ledge.

Speed: Fine, stay up there for the rest of your life.

Katie: NO! *grabs Speed's hand, jumps down*

Speed: *looks up* Well we probably know how the guy fell.

Katie: Yeah he might have slipped and grabbed the cord. That's how his blood got on it. He cut his finger on the stucco are you mad at me?

Speed: This isn't the time to be discussing this. We're on a case.

Katie: I know but I was curious.

Speed: Do I look mad?

Katie: Well...You kind of always look mad.

Speed: Right now, I'm objective.

Katie: Why?

Speed: We're on a case. *walks into apartment*

Katie: ...Yeah well you're much more pleasant on cases.

[Inside apartment]

Horatio: There doesn't appear to have been a struggle in here.

Anni: The TV's still on.

Carly: And he has messages on his phone.

Horatio: Bag that answering machine.

Speed: There was blood on the wall where the lights were attached.

Horatio: Good find.

Speed: Well actually Katie found it.

Horatio: Good job Katie.

Katie: Thanks.

Speed: She also whinned like a baby when she couldn't get down off the ledge.

Katie: *frowns*

Horatio: I'm going to go ask the super for his payment records. *leaves*

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Speed: *frowns* Why are you touching me?

Katie: I'm...Not sure. You're not going to hit me back are you?

Speed: No.

Katie: Whew, good because that would hurt and it would be very mean.

Carly: Let's get this stuff back to the lab.

Anni: Yeah, come on guys let's go.

Katie: Fine.

[Carly, Anni leave, Katie walks to door, Speed slams door in front of her]

Katie: *turns around* Um...You closed the door and I'm trying to leave.

Speed: Yeah that was the idea.

Katie: You're not going to rape me are you?

Speed: *stares at Katie*

Katie: Um...Okay can I go?

Speed: *gets hand off of door* Go ahead.

Katie: *leaves*

Speed: *sigh*

TBC........
 
Hahaha where do I even start? Ok first of MR. Speedle I am NOT whore. No, that would be your department. And Ic an't help it that I'm afraid of heights. And there is no way I'm changing detergent now you little....ok I don't really know where I was going with that. And Adam thinks he's in love with me.....well that one little night stand thinger but have been loads of fun. lol. Anyways..."Go to hell" is it wrong that I laughed when I said that? "And now you must die" hahahahahaha Hilarious. Update soon please!
 
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