CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Awww Speedy was crying? I'm guessign. And when Speed turned on the ALS I busted out laughing for some reason lol. And Horatio called Speed Tim...whoa that only happend once and that was in Game OVer...I mean uh...the OTHER episode I don't like to talk about lol. Update soon please!
 
:lol: You guys crack me up. Seriously. You're funnier than me...And I'm not even that funny.

I Have Fallen, My Fate Undecided

[Layout Room]

Speed: *walks in* Did you make any progress?

Calleigh: Not yet.

Speed: *laughs*

Calleigh: ...Was something funny?

Speed: Don't you find death by woodchipper kind of odd?

Calleigh: Yeah but how is that funny?

Speed: Maybe someone can put it on her gravestone. 'Death by woodchipper'. I mean, Katie's might say 'Death by Cheez-it'. She eats enough of those to choke on them, and they're not even making her fat. She's perfect no matter how much she eats. I mean, did you ever see her chow down an entire cake? I haven't but she would probably stay the same weight and still have enough apetite to eat all the Cheez-its in the world. Man I'm hungry. Are you hungry? Actually I lied, I'm not that hungry.

Calleigh: *blank stare* ...Did you take Eric's meds by mistake?

Speed: What? No. Why? Eric has meds?

Calleigh: ...It was a joke. Stop being paranoid.

Speed: I'm not paranoid.

Calleigh: Maybe you should go...Sit down or something.

Speed: Nonsense, I'm fine.

Calleigh: Well then help me with these pictures.

Speed: What do you need?

Calleigh: I need you to look for anything out of place.

Speed: *walks up beside Calleigh* Alright.

Calleigh: Check out the pictures of the woodchipper.

Speed: Hey why do you think they called it a woodchipper?

Calleigh: ...It turns wood into little chips.

Speed: To eat?

Calleigh: To landscape. Are you sure you're okay?

Speed: *smiles* I'm better than fine.

Calleigh: Uh...You know I completely trust you on any case right?

Speed: Sure.

Calleigh: Well right now I don't trust you enough to look at pictures.

Speed: Why not?

Calleigh: Because you're freaking me out.

Speed: What? Because I'm happy?

Calleigh: Well in the span of an hour, you've been rambling, miserable, paranoid, and happy all in one.

Speed: So?

Calleigh: *crosses arms* I hope this is just you reacting to a friend's death.

Speed: What else would it be?

Calleigh: *frowns*

Horatio: *walks in* Speed did you go up to DNA and get those results?

Speed: Uh...Sorry boss I didn't have time.

Horatio: Valera paged you 20 minutes ago.

Speed: I was in here looking through photos.

Horatio: Well get down there, she's waiting.

Speed: Sure. *leaves*

Horatio: Okay. Calleigh when you have something, I need to know.

Calleigh: You'll be the first.

Horatio: *leaves*

Delko: *walks in* Have you seen my clicky pen? I swear I left it in here but I can't find it.

Calleigh: It's right here.

Delko: Oh, thanks. *grabs pen* What's up?

Calleigh: Just staring at these pictures.

Delko: For how long?

Calleigh: Until I notice anything out of place.

Delko: Need some help?

Calleigh: Sure.

[DNA lab]

Speed: *walks in* Sorry I'm late.

Valera: You know the city pays for this.

Speed: I apologize. I got held up.

Valera: *hands over paper* I got your results on the hair collected from the woodchipper.

Speed: Did you run it through CODIS?

Valera: I did and got you a name.

Speed: Ryan Wolfe. Well that certainly puts him there.

Valera: What took you 20 minutes to get up here?

Speed: I got jammed up, it happens.

Valera: Well you wasted the city's time and money.

Speed: Yeah you've already said that.

Valera: Don't let it happen again.

Speed: Since when do you get to lecture me? All you do is sit in a lab all day and stare at tubes while I'm out there trying not to get anyone else killed.

Horatio: *leaning against doorway* Speed.

Speed: *turns around* Yeah.

Horatio: Results on the hair please.

Speed: Ryan Wolfe.

Horatio: Okay. Go back to the crime scene with Eric.

Speed: I'm on it. *leaves*

Horatio: Maxine.

Valera: He probably didn't mean anything that he said.

Horatio: How did he sound?

Valera: Defensive, paranoid...A little twitchy...

Horatio: *tilts head* Twitchy.

Valera: Yeah like he was itchy or something.

Horatio: Okay thank you. *leaves*

Valera: ...Anything I can do to help.

[Crime scene]

Delko: Okay so let's look around for Trevor.

Speed: He's probably long gone by now. And he's probably not wearing the jumpsuit anymore.

Delko: We should be able to find it if he ditched it.

Speed: Then let's look.

Delko: *walking around* You look a little out of breath. Are you okay?

Speed: Maybe I don't get a lot of exercise.

Delko: We've been walking for three minutes.

Speed: Yeah well I can't help that my lungs hate me.

Delko: This doesn't have anything to do with Sandra Mullins does it?

Speed: No, it has to do with Trevor.

Delko: No, no I mean you.

Speed: What?

Delko: Do you...Remember what you were like before?

Speed: Before what?

Delko: Well before Horatio gave your head a run for it's money.

Speed: What does that have to do with anything?

Delko: Nothing, nevermind.

Speed: Hey check it out.

Delko: Did you find the jumpsuit?

Speed: Yeah. *pulls out jumpsuit* Gee, a garbage. What an original hiding spot.

Delko: It's right outside this men's wear store.

Speed: He didn't go in there with nothing but his underwear did he?

Delko: Maybe he just wore the pants.

Speed: Well either way we have to get in there and ask around.

Delko: *looks around* This isn't the nicest part of town. Drug dealers and prostitutes around here.

Speed: Well you should be right at home.

Delko: Funny.

Speed: But I see where you're going with it. You want to hand out some coupons.

Delko: *punches Speed*

Speed: FU..Uh...Ow.

Delko: I didn't even hit you that hard.

Speed: You caught me off guard.

Delko: No I didn't. You were looking right at me.

Speed: Quick! A hooker at 2 o'clock! Get your coupons ready.

Delko: *laughs*

TBC.....
 
HAHA, whats going on with Speedy? Why is he acting strangely like Eric? hmmm *thinks*
And yay! lots and lots of Speed/Eric banter :D
Ah, Geni, you don't give yourself enough credit, you're hilarious! :lol: this always has me cracking up :)

and funny you should mention the Cheez-its, because as we speak..or type..., I've been eating Cheez-its/Cheezels/Cheetohs :lol: and mmm, they're delicious!

please update soon
 
AWWW Speedy's acting all "twitchy" he's not doing drugs AGAIN is he? lol. And you know what "Death By Cheez It" would be good to put on my grave. Teehee. lol. And its weird I eat and I eat AND I EAT and I don't gain a pound...I bet you it'll go to my hips when I'm 40. Update soon please.
 
Aw well I'm glad I seem funny because in real life....Yeah okay in real life I am funny. My dad said to me last night "You know, if you acted like this around Rory Cochrane, he'd be tickled pink with you" and I was like "...Dad Rory Cochrane does not get 'tickled pink'" and he just laughed at me. :rolleyes:

Nothing's Ever Right, Such A Cruel Contradiction

[Layout room]

Speed: *walks in* Hey Cal, did you make progress?

Calleigh: I have nothing.

Speed: Well I have something. Jumpsuit recovered from a garbage can near the men's wear store.

Calleigh: Is Eric down there?

Speed: Yeah he's getting some answers.

Calleigh: So we get to process this then.

Speed: Yeah.

Horatio: *walks in* Hey Calleigh, go have a cup of coffee.

Calleigh: Um..Okay. *leaves*

Horatio: *walks up* Is this the jumpsuit?

Speed: The one and only.

Horatio: Stetler's going to come by today.

Speed: Good for him.

Horatio: He's in charge of the random drug tests this week.

Speed: So?

Horatio: So I think you should take a week off.

Speed: ...Why?

Horatio: I'm just concerned about you.

Speed: You think I'm on drugs.

Horatio: I think you should take a week off work.

Speed: I'll work.

Horatio: Is this because of Sandra Mullins?

Speed: I never said I was doing drugs.

Horatio: *nods* So you wouldn't mind if I...Checked your locker.

Speed: *frowns* Go ahead.

Horatio: Alright come with me.

[Locker room]

Horatio: *opens locker* Hmm...There's nothing here. You're getting smarter.

Speed: *crosses arms* That's a wild assumption for a man who relies on the evidence.

Horatio: I didn't say there wasn't any evidence. I said you were getting smarter. *reaches up* Hmm..*grabs bottle* ...Tylenol. You taped this to the top of the locker?

Speed: Eric's cheap and doesn't like pharmacists.

Horatio: *opens bottle* ....So it is Tylenol.

Speed: You want to search my house too?

Horatio: *frowns*

Speed: Oh and here's the keys to my Hummer. *drops keys*

Horatio: Pick those up.

Speed: You want them, you pick them up.

Horatio: *smiles*

Speed: *smirks*

Horatio: *bends down, picks up keys* So...This is how it's going to be huh?

Speed: You won't fire me. You need me.

Horatio: You're right, I need you. I need you because you're one of my best CSIs. Well...You were.

Speed: *tilts head*

Horatio: There's absolutely nothing I can do at the moment.

Speed: You're a smart man, you'll figure something out.

Horatio: Tim...I can't direct the wind, but I can adjust the sail. You're suspended.

Speed: *nods* That's fair.

Horatio: I want you off the property in 10 minutes or I'll have you escorted.

Speed: I'm gone. *leaves*

Horatio: *puts on shades*

TBC..........
 
You can't suspended my Speedy...I mean *coughs* our Speedy! Oh come on H man! *sighs* Great update. When Speed dropped the keys it reminded me of when Clavo Cruz drops the keys in Blood Brothers *sighs* I miss season 2. Update soon please.
 
*wakes up in chair*

hehe I have now mastered the art of laughing but turning it into a cough so no one can notice that I'm not doing work hehe. :lol:

Great updates.
 
wow, look who is back! :D Welcome Geni ! :)
cool pic's :eek: beautiful..
ohh yeah updates! :p now 'crazy monkey' can sit down and take another dose this story :lol:
 
:lol: I'm glad you woke up CSI_me, it's good to be awake every once and a while at school. ;)

LtKitty, isn't this thing like a drug? I could spend all day on it. :p

Forgive Me, For All The Times I Fell In Shame

[Layout room]

Horatio: *walks in* Okay are you processing the jumsuit?

Calleigh: I just got started.

Horatio: Let me know if you find anything.

Calleigh: Um..Horatio?

Horatio: *turns around* Yes?

Calleigh: Where's Tim?

Horatio: I sent him home.

Calleigh: But there might be trace on this jumpsuit.

Horatio: Call Missy and have her do it.

Calleigh: Why did he go home?

Horatio: He's suspended until further notice.

Calleigh: *sits up* You think he's doing drugs again.

Horatio: To my knowledge he hasn't recalled doing the drugs, only having Eric buy them so I'm not sure that's exactly the case.

Calleigh: So he's not on drugs?

Horatio: I'm also not sure that's the case.

Calleigh: So...He's not on drugs, but because of his behavior he's on drugs...But he's not on drugs.

Horatio: I'm not a doctor.

Calleigh: It shows.

Horatio: I want to know what meals he ate in the last week, and who he came in contact with directly.

Calleigh: You want me to do that?

Horatio: If you wouldn't mind taking on another case.

Calleigh: Hey I'm always up for a challenge. *smiles*

Horatio: *smirks* Excellent.

Calleigh: So you're not going to tell me what I'm looking for.

Horatio: That would spoil all the fun. Start in the Hummerhome and work your way to the Trace lab.

Calleigh: I'll get right on it...What about the jumpsuit?

Horatio: I'll process it.

Calleigh: Y-you? Uh....*laughs* I don't th-

Horatio: *places on latex gloves* I used to be able to do this you know.

Calleigh: Are you sure you remember how?

Horatio: Calleigh, get to work in the Hummerhome.

Calleigh: Alright but if you need help, I'm a phone call away. *leaves*

Horatio: I don't need help. I'm Horatio Caine.

[Hummerhome]

Calleigh: *walks in, kit in hand* Okay who wants to help me?

Katie: Help you do what?

Calleigh: Have you noticed a change in Tim's demeanor in the last few days?

Katie: Uh...Well he's always been sort of a loose cannon.

Calleigh: Humor me.

Katie: He seemed kind of sick, I don't know.

Calleigh: Alright I need you to look for anything that would make him sick.

Katie: Like what?

Calleigh: Anything. Just look around.

Katie: Shouldn't we call...A doctor or something?

Calleigh: Nonsense. We can do it.

Katie: Um...Okay. *looks around*

Calleigh: Your lipstick isn't led-based is it?

Katie: I don't wear lipstick.

Calleigh: Darn.

Katie: Hey check it out.

Calleigh: A pen...Okay so it's a pen?

Katie: It's a broken pen.

Calleigh: Yeah Eric scratched him with it.

Katie: So you don't think a broken pen would have anything to do with it?

Calleigh: Why?

Katie: It gives off beta radiation.

Calleigh: He wasn't exposed enough t...Oh my God.

Katie: What?

Calleigh: We had a case a while back where Iodine-131 contaminated the lab. We had to lock away all the evidence. Eric injested some radiation but not enough to cause any serious harm.

Katie: ...So?

Calleigh: So that case ended around 4 years ago.

Katie: So?

Calleigh: Chronic radiation poisoning could cause the symptoms we're seeing.

Katie: What symptoms?

Calleigh: Of course the lab has already been cleared.

Katie: So it's not Iodine?

Calleigh: Unless you can think of a better answer.

Katie: Great, he's not on speed is he?

Calleigh: Horatio doesn't think so.

Katie: He's not a doctor.

Calleigh: That's what I told him.

Katie: Where's Tim?

Calleigh: At home. He was suspended.

Katie: Why don't we just ask him if he's been taking drugs?

Calleigh: He's been pretty defensive.

Katie: He hasn't been like that for a long time.

Calleigh: Horatio doesn't think it's drugs.

Katie: Horatio doesn't think a lot of things.

Calleigh: That doesn't make sense.

Katie: I know. I'm going home, but I'll be back.

Calleigh: Keep me posted.

[Speed/Katie's house]

Katie: *opens door* Tim? Are you here?

Speed: Yeah. *walks over*

Katie: Are you on drugs?

Speed: Wow you don't waste time.

Katie: Just answer the question.

Speed: No, I'm not on drugs.

Katie: Then why did Horatio suspend you?

Speed: He's crazy and he's getting a little senile in his old age.

Katie: Tell me the truth.

Speed: I am telling you the truth.

Katie: Roll up your sleeves.

Speed: *rolls up sleeves* See?

Katie: Lift up your shirt.

Speed: If you wanted me to take off my clothes, you could have just asked earlier.

Katie: What is the matter with you?

Speed: Nothing.

Katie: And...You....Can roll the sleeves back down.

Speed: Why?

Katie: It's distracting.

Speed: Are you finished interrogating me now?

Katie: Alright, are you on drugs?

Speed: That doesn't sound like being finished.

Katie: Are you?

Speed: No.

Katie: Then why are you acting all weird?

Speed: *walks closer* You know...You're kind of cute when you get all cop on everyone.

Katie: *backs up into wall* Is that so?

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: Uh...haha....*moves away* Tim, that's not going to make this go away.

Speed: *sigh* That's too bad.

Katie: You're not going to like...Beat me up and then rape me are you?

Speed: I'm not a violent man.

Katie: ...I'm not sure where you were going with that.

Speed: You think something's wrong with me?

Katie: Yeah I do.

Speed: *smiles*

Katie: Uh...Okay this is kind of...Scary. You're not going to hit me or anything?

Speed: Why would I hit you? I love you. *walks closer*

Katie: OH MY GOD! *runs to other side of the room* Okay, I think this distance should cover it. I'll stay on my side of the house and you can stay on yours. Better yet, I'll just run awy and you can stay right there.

Speed: *tilts head* I've always loved hide and seek.

Katie: Uh...You're not going to grab an axe and come after me are you?

Speed: Will you get over it? I'm not homocidle. *sits on couch*

Katie: ...*lifts brow* I don't get it.

Speed: You're fun to tease.

Katie: Uh..NOT FUNNY. I thought you were going to come after me in this passive sexy way.

Speed: ....Yeah I don't think that would ever happen.

Katie: But you just did that.

Speed: I was teasing you.

Katie: ...You have a weird way of teasing people. *cell phone rings* Hold up. *opens phone* Yeah?

Calleigh: Okay I think I found out what's making him weird.

Katie: Alright what is it?

Calleigh: He's...Depressed.

Katie: Uh...Yeah okay that doesn't really explain anything.

Calleigh: Well actually I found some meth under the sink in the men's washroom.

Katie: He's not on meth.

Calleigh: Well this time he has pills.

Katie: Oooh smart man...Okay thanks. *closes phone* LIAR.

Speed: What?

Katie: You've been chowing down speed.

Speed: Uh...No I haven't.

Katie: Yes you have. Calleigh found the pills in the men's washroom.

Speed: No, I swear I'm not taking anything.

Katie: How do I know you're telling the truth?

Speed: Because I am.

Katie: Are you sure?

Speed: I'm telling you, I didn't take anything.

Katie: Maybe you were dosed.

Speed: Yeah I doubt it.

Katie: Why?

Speed: Because I sort of um...Sort of lied.

Katie: You just swore up and down that you didn't take anything.

Speed: It was the meth talking.

Katie: Okay this isn't funny.

Speed: It's not like I wanted to take it.

Katie: So the bottle just unscrewed itself and the pills just jumped into your mouth?

Speed: Wow that would be amazing.

Katie: *claps* SNAP BACK TO REALITY.

Speed: Oh sorry. Actually, Eric was the one who offered me the pills.

Katie: What?

Speed: I didn't know what they were.

Katie: Do you always take candy from strangers?

Speed: He's not a stranger. He said it would 'take the edge off'.

Katie: ARE YOU STUPID?!

Speed: Yeah it was stupid.

Katie: You're so confusing.

Speed: Oh don't worry, when I come off the drugs I'll be less confusing.

Katie: Where's Eric?

Speed: The men's wear store.

Katie: *dials*

Delko: *opens phone* Yeah?

Katie: YOU GAVE MY HUSBAND SPEED?

Delko: ...A lot of that didn't make sense.

Katie: YOU GAVE MY HUSBAND DRUGS?!

Delko: I thought it was Advil.

Katie: ERIC! IT WAS METH!

Delko: Oh...My bad.

Katie: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Delko: It's not my fault he took them...After I threw one in his mouth and he choked on it.

Katie: YOU THREW DRUGS DOWN MY HUSBAND'S THROAT?!

Delko: It's not my fault he swallowed.

Katie: YOU GAVE HIM METH!

Delko: So?

Katie: Eric you're such a screwup. *drops phone* Okay honey how do you feel? *sits on couch*

Speed: ...Why are you calling me honey?

Katie: Because Eric gave you drugs. Poor baby. *strokes Speed's hair* You poor poor baby.

Speed: Uh...Are you sure you're not the one on drugs?

Katie: We're going to get you all better okay sweetheart?

Speed: ...Can you stop that?

Katie: I am so sorry Eric did this to you. Now you're going to go back to being addicted and dying and..And..*starts to cry*

Speed: It was one pill Katie.

Katie: *stops crying* ...So?

Speed: So they're basically diet pills.

Katie: You mean you're not addicted?

Speed: We'll see.

Katie: *frowns*

Speed: Remind me to kill Eric.

Katie: I'll write it on a sticky note and put it on the fridge.

TBC........
 
Speed: Remind me to kill Eric.

Katie: I'll write it on a sticky note and put it on the fridge.

that was funny! :lol:
and yes Geni, i feel like Speed! :D hope you get it. ;) but if not, forget it, i am on drugs right now, so i don't make any sence! :p :lol:
Update soon! :)
 
"I'll write it on a sticky note and put it on the fridge." Omg! lol. And I sooooo thought Speed was gonna become a creeper there for a second. I got really scared. lol. And you just had to mention the axe didn't you? lol. So Eric gave Speed drugs. What an idiot. lol. Update soon please.

Oh OH OH OH , H man working in the lab? That's like....a miracle! lol.
 
Oh I get it. ;) :p

Save Us All

[Lab]

Speed: *walks in* Hey H are you still processing the jumpsuit?

Horatio: *looks up* I suspended you.

Speed: I know.

Horatio: ...What are you doing here?

Speed: I'm going to process the jumpsuit for you.

Horatio: No you're not. You're going to go home and come off the drugs.

Speed: Horatio, you have no idea what you're doing.

Horatio: I have everything under control.

Speed: *crosses arms* You're doing that wrong.

Horatio: No I'm not. I used to work trace too.

Speed: used to are the main words.

Horatio: Hey I am fully capable of collecting trace evidence.

Speed: Yeah but look. You're doing it all wrong, and you're not even holding that right.

Horatio: I am so.

Speed: I might be high, but I know how to do my job. Hand over the scraper.

Horatio: Fine. *hands over scraper*

Speed: Good.

Horatio: Do suspensions mean nothing anymore?

Speed: Apparently not.

Calleigh: *runs in* You know how we found her finger right?

Speed: *looks up* Yeah.

Calleigh: Alexx just paged me. She was still alive when the finger was severed.

Speed: So?

Calleigh: So she's not in the woodchipper.

Speed: She's alive?

Calleigh: And she's missing a finger.

Speed: So wherever Trevor went, so did she.

Calleigh: Exactly.

Speed: Did Eric get anything from the men's wear store?

Calleigh: Just a couple of dress shirts.

Speed: I meant information-wise.

Calleigh: Oh yeah. Trevor was with a girl and they got into an unmarked car, and headed for Port of Miami.

Speed: *blank stare*

Calleigh: What?

Speed: Thanks for telling everyone Cal.

Calleigh: *smiles* So I hear you got dosed by Eric.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Calleigh: How does it feel? Are you feeling okay?

Speed: I feel a lot of things.

Calleigh: You know, I heard meth can make the user all..Excited and stuff.

Speed: I really hope you're not talking sexually.

Calleigh: *sits down* Do tell.

Speed: *frowns*

Calleigh: What? It's a side-effect.

Speed: Good for it.

Calleigh: *grinning*

Speed: You're sick.

Calleigh: Don't worry, I'm just teasing you.

Speed: I hate you.

Calleigh: I was reading up on the side-effects today. You must be just going crazy in there.

Speed: I'm fine. I think you're the one going crazy.

Calleigh: *moves closer* Really?

Speed: *glares* ...First of all, I hate you. Second of all, I'm married. Thirdly, It's none of your business how I'm feeling unless I tell you.

Calleigh: Oh...How come you're not a man whore anymore?

Speed: Because unlike you, I have self-control. *leaves*

Calleigh: ...Ouch.

TBC........
 
Hahaha, Speedy has self control! Take that Calleigh! lol. And Ms. Sandra is still alive? Interesting. Update soon please.
 
Yes she is. OOhh the drama continues. :lol:

She Cries, Cries, But Her Heart's Giving In

[Port of Miami]

Speed: I can't believe you dragged me along.

Calleigh: I can't believe you drove us here high on drugs.

Speed: I'm not on drugs anymore.

Calleigh: So let's find Trevor and Sandra.

Speed: Easier said than done.

Calleigh: Maybe not. Look, and unmarked car.

Speed: Yeah you're at Port of Miami, there are bound to be some unmarked cars.

Calleigh: Do most of them have muffled screams coming from the trunk?

Speed: *frowns* Can you pop the trunk?

Calleigh: Yeah I'm the big strong man.

Speed: All you had to say was 'I can't do it'.

Calleigh: I didn't say I couldn't. I was thinking I shouldn't..

Speed: Did you want me to pop the trunk?

Calleigh: How?

Speed: I don't know, I'll kick it.

Calleigh: You can't just kick it.

Speed: Well sorry I don't have the keys for the car.

Calleigh: So shoot it open.

Speed: I don't want to shoot it open.

Calleigh: Fine, I'll do it. *gets out gun*

Speed: *grabs gun* You're not shooting it open.

Calleigh: You have your hands on my gun.

Speed: Stop being a baby.

Calleigh: Wow...Your hands are soft.

Speed: *drops gun*

Calleigh: *looks down* ...You could have gotten us shot.

Speed: Don't touch my hands.

[Kicks are heard from trunk]

Calleigh: AH! IT'S A MONSTER! *clings to Speed*

Speed: ...It's not a monster.

Calleigh: Oh...My bad.

Speed: *grabs Calleigh* Okay, stand here and don't move.

Calleigh: Whew, you're strong.

Speed: Is there ever going to be a time where you'll stop hitting on me?

Calleigh: It was an observation.

Speed: *opens trunk*

Calleigh: It wasn't locked? Wow that never happens.

Speed: *kneels down* Sandra?

Sandra: *looks up*

Speed: *unties Sandra* Are you alright?

Sandra: H-he kidnapped me.

Speed: I know, and we're trying to find him, okay?

Calleigh: Yeah you speak in a gentle and soft voice to her, but you shove me around the parkinglot for touching you.

Speed: *looks up* Would you just call an ambulance already?

Calleigh: I hope you get shot. *gets out cell phone*

Sandra: *sits up* He got my finger caught in a woodchipper that bast-

Speed: Yeah we know. The important thing is you're okay.

Sandra: He just doesn't stop.

Speed: Not even death can stop him...*looks down* But maybe his stupidity can.

Sandra: Why? What did you find?

Speed: It's a ticket stub.

Sandra: For what?

Speed: Brazil...What a moron.

Sandra: Why?

Speed: I'm not going to Brazil. He can stay there for all I care.

Sandra: ...But you know where he's headed so why can't you go get him?

Speed: Because I hate Central America.

[Sirens are heard]

Speed: One of us has to process you for evidence.

Sandra: Can't you do it?

Speed: I'll send a female officer with you.

Sandra: Well you're a CSI, you can be professional about it.

Speed: Conflict of interest.

Sandra: ...Why?

Speed: Because you'd feel more comfortable with a female officer.

Sandra: How do you know?

Speed: What is it with you women?

Sandra: *laughs*

Speed: Okay the paramedics are here, so they'll get you out of here. *stands up, walks over to Calleigh* Did you call Horatio?

Calleigh: Yeah.

Speed: Trevor's headed for Brazil.

Calleigh: Don't they all.

Speed: Well it's not our jurisdiction so HA.

Calleigh: ....Ha?

Speed: Sure, why not.

Calleigh: Well let's get back to the lab.

Speed: Good idea.

Calleigh: Man I wish I was a victim.

Speed: Why?

Calleigh: Because then you'd be nice to me.

Speed: *stops walking*

Calleigh: *turns around* What? It's not my fault you hate me.

Speed: Okay I might have exaggerated a little.

Calleigh: You don't hate me.

Speed: I respect you.

Calleigh: ...You do?

Speed: *walks closer* Yes, I do. *smirks*

Calleigh: *smiles*

Horatio: *walks up* What do we have?

Calleigh: *turns around* Sandra is being taken to the hospital, and a female officer went with her to collect the evidence.

Horatio: Excellent. Speed, Trevor's heading to Brazil.

Speed: Yeah I found a ticket stub in the trunk of his car.

Horatio: I'll make a few calls and hopefully we can stop his plane before it hits international waters. I want you both back at the lab. If we can't get Trevor before he leaves, I want to know where he'll be going.

[Lab]

Katie: *walks in* Hey are we watching security tapes?

Calleigh: Yep, care to join?

Speed: Yeah I saved you a seat.

Katie: Well aren't you a gentlemen? *sits*

Calleigh: Alright, rewind the tapes a few frames.

Speed: *types*

Calleigh: *smiles* You didn't have to go that far.

Speed: Well I'm sorry your majesty, but I'm the only one closest to the keyboard.

Calleigh: Oh I'll type. *reaches over*

Speed: *tilts head* Yes ma'am.

Katie: *frowns*

Calleigh: There we go. Watch this guy right here.

Speed: Yeah he's giving the ticket to him.

Calleigh: Zoom in on that.

Speed: *types*

Calleigh: Okay it says Sao Paulo on the ticket.

Speed: So that's where he's headed. Great. *smirks*

Calleigh: *smiles* I'll call Horatio and tell him we have a location. *leaves*

Katie: *glaring*

Speed: *looks at Katie* ...What?

Katie: *crosses arms*

Speed: ...If you don't tell me what it is, I can't apologize for it.

Katie: You two seemed cozy.

Speed: So I'm just supposed to be mean to everyone but my wife? Grow up.

Katie: Excuse me?

Speed: Stop being paranoid.

Katie: I'm not paranoid. I was making some observations.

Speed: I'm not going to argue with you.

Katie: We're not arguing.

Speed: Yes we are.

Katie: No we're not.

Speed: Yes we are.

Katie: No we're not.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: *frowns*

Delko: *walks in* ...Are we having a stare-off in here?

Speed: I think I'll sleep on the couch tonight.

Katie: Fine and I hope you get couch bugs.

Speed: What?

Katie: They're like bed bugs but for couches.

Speed: Whatever. *leaves*

Delko: *sits* Are you two going to get divorced again?

Katie: *slaps Delko*

Delko: OW.

TBC..........
 
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