CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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we all sing like cat choir and drink beer! la laa *possible everybody are drunk* :lol: :p

we need you Geni! .. *hik-hik* sorry :p
 
Hey, since I had to travel to the third page of fanfiction to find this, I'm gonna post so it doesn't fall off the board! Come back soon Geni!
 
OH HECK YES!

*sings* Guess who's back! Back again! Geni's back! Tell a friend! :lol:

...Yeah I really don'y like Eminem. :p

Okay I have a bunch of oodles of pictures that I'm going to post from my trip when I get the pictures loaded. And let me tell ya, Alberta has a lot of cows. I didn't have the chance to take a picture of any, but I got some great waterfalls and mountains and such. And in the town, there's a building called 'Villa Caruso' which I thought was hilarious. I was going to take a picture of it, but we went by too fast. And I got to see three Hummers in one city. It was awesome.

So, for one of the spoilers, I've decided to cut out the Yelina spoiler because I'm lazy and I have to concentrate on two relationships already, and Calleigh and Trevor will be reuinited. Wolfe is still in jail, so I suppose we'll see who his cell mate ends up to be. ;)

And I just have to say, I was reading the second RT a WHILE back, and the Titanic stuff had me rollin' around on the floor. HILARIOUS. I don't even know why.

I've had 4 days without a computer to contemplate what to write next, and I guarantee you it will be awesomely awesome. It's because I don't have a life and I'm waiting for my McChicken so I'm going to wait until I finish eating to update. Teehee.

And my goshness, you guys sure go nuts around here. :lol: I wonder what y'all would do without me...Haha just kidding. But I'm glad to be back, and I was even dreaming about coming back and gettin' back into the groove of things. AND I had a dream about Donahue. *shivers* She was telling me what to write. Well we don't want that now do we? *shakes finger*

*sigh* It's great to be back. More updates soon. :D
 
Heck no, Geni. We like you just the way you are. And awww you saw lots cows? To bad Speedy boy wasn't there. lol. And I still haven't found out about what I was talking about yet but I will. lol. Anywhosie I'm so glad your back and I can't wait for your next update.

And I would rather have the Donahue dream then the axe man dream, which i've had again....ok no I wouldn't I'd rather have the axe man dream.

And you passed a placed that had Caruso in the title? hahaha. I think I would have died from laughing.
 
Thankies. *huggles for everyone* Now, I must fetch that laptop and get the pictures and eat my lunch and update....And my gosh where does the time go? ;)
 
*jumps up and down* pictures yay I had to take pictures today of local football club hehe their pretty funny. I want to win the problem solving cos I want the £1,000 pirze too bad I have to share it will 5 other people :( :lol:

This probably makes know sense to anyone cept me but the excitement is making me waffle again haha

Welcome back :D, hope your food was good. :p

and what the heck lets add another thingy :cool: for the people in the building 'Villa Caruso'
 
You should encorperate that into your story lol. "Villa Caruso" I wish I could be there, maybe by some ironic chance, he's there waiting for me *dreams*
 
That's it I'm packin up and moving to Canada! Its so pretty. lol. Great pics Geni. I really like number 10, 12, 4. For some reason. lol. Anywhosie can't wait for the update.
 
There awesome! lol come on admit it, you scanned the images off postcards :lol:, well there better than postcard pictures *nods*. I want to go there *jumps up and down* its so pretty.

edit - I think I ment to say like professional pictures, not postcards, I don't even know, I need sleep *falls alseep in chair*.
 
:lol: Well I am a bit of an artist when it comes to photographs, so HA. I win. :lol: I wasn't able to find Brokeback Mountain because that's in Kananaskis, and not Jasper. ;)

-More updates soon.


Here it is. :D

I Didn't See A Happy Ending

[Hummerhome]

Horatio: *closes phone* Calleigh please.

Calleigh: *walks out* You called?

Horatio: We have a situation.

Calleigh: Situation or a crime scene?

Horatio: A little of both.

Calleigh: Okay are we going back to Miami?

Horatio: We'll have to.

Calleigh: But we have a crime lab here.

Horatio: The murder didn't occur here, it happened in Miami and I just got off the phone with Yelina.

Calleigh: What did she say?

Horatio: Someone found reminants of blood in Coconut Grove.

Calleigh: That doesn't necessarily mean someone was murde-

Horatio: Inside a wood chipper.

Calleigh: ...Oh. Well maybe the blood's not human.

Horatio: Either way, we're going to check it out.

Calleigh: You want me to get everyone out here?

Horatio: That would be a good idea.

Calleigh: Great. *runs to Speed's room, knocks on door* You're not doing anything important are you?

Speed: *opens door* No, why?

Calleigh: Nice chest.

Speed: *buttons up shirt* What is it?

Calleigh: A crime scene.

Speed: Where?

Calleigh: Coconut Grove.

Speed: It's always Coconut Grove.

Calleigh: Maybe we should just move our crime lab right in the middle of the neighborhood there.

Speed: So who called it in?

Calleigh: Yelina called Horatio. Apparently someone found blood.

Speed: That doesn't mean there was a murd-

Calleigh: Inside a wood chipper.

Speed: How do you know it isn't animal blood.

Calleigh: Who throws animals into wood chippers?

Speed: Who throws people into wood chippers?

Calleigh: Let's go find out.

Speed: Yeah okay Horatio whatever you say.

Calleigh: *squints* I can't believe I wanted to marry you.

Speed: Yeah well we all make mistakes. It's best not to make your brain bleed thinking about it. *walks away*

Calleigh: *frowns* Yeah like I'm the only one who wanted it. You were the one who gave me the ring.

Speed: *sits on couch* I didn't give you a ring right away.

Calleigh: *sits* Yeah well you still asked me.

Speed: So?

Calleigh: So you wanted to marry me.

Speed: I'm 34. If I don't marry someone by my age, I'll be destined to live alone in misery for the rest of my life.

Calleigh: Isn't that what you're already doing anyway?

Speed: Touché.

Katie: *walks in* Hey babe. *sits*

Speed: ...I'm assuming you were talking to me right?

Katie: If I was talking to Calleigh that would make for a very awkward situation.

Delko: *walks in* Hey you guys are all being quiet, are we heading to a crime scene?

Speed: No we're seeing who can stay quiet the longest. You just lost so you have to drink a glass of motor oil.

Delko: Why would you think of motor oil?

Speed: Who knows where thoughts come from.

Katie: *frowns*

Speed: What? ...*sigh* The universe is not going to implode.

Katie: No, it's going to explode.

Speed: Hey you can almost hear the ground splitting in half.

Katie: OH MY GOD! REALLY?!

Speed: Yeah that's why we're still driving in a straight line.

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Speed: Ow.

Missy: *walks in* Hey we're all quiet. Looks like we're heading to a crime scene.

Delko: Oh let me guess. Coconut Grove or Coral Gables.

Speed: Coconut Grove.

Delko: *snaps* I knew it. So what do we have? Drugs? Guns? Dumpsters?

Speed: Wood chippers.

Delko: ...Are those like baby woodpeckers?

Speed: *shakes head*

Missy: Eric, it's a machine.

Delko: OH! wood chippers.

Speed: Yeah I can see how the words 'wood' and 'chipper' could confuse you into thinking that 'wood chipper' was a completely different thing.

Horatio: Speed...

Speed: I didn't swear this time.

Calleigh: Katie I feel sorry for you. You had to marry him.

Katie: ...I like him.

Calleigh: Well I like him too but I'm not about to jump in bed with him.

Speed: *frowns* You already did.

Calleigh: Oh yeah...It was your fault.

Speed: How was it my fault?

Calleigh: You kissed me.

Speed: So?

Calleigh: So you kiss everyone?

Speed: Not everyone.

Calleigh: Just the women you like right?

Speed: I didn't say I liked you.

Calleigh: You did when we were in that room. But you used the word 'lo-

Katie: OKAY! I'd love to discuss the past but he's mine and not yours so stick it.

Calleigh: ..Stick it?

Speed: ..I'm yours?

Katie: Yeah you belong to me and that's the way it's going to be until I die.

Speed: What if I die first?

Katie: I'm going to wrap you in kevlar.

Speed: Sounds comfortable.

Calleigh: Maybe you should wrap his condoms in kevlar.

Speed: *frowns*

Calleigh: What? I didn't say anything.

Horatio: Guys, let's just drop it okay?

Delko: Yeah maybe you guys should try to be nicer to each other.

Calleigh: Eric do you know where that landed us last time?

Delko: No.

Calleigh: A baby.

Speed: Hey I kept you baby-less for 10 years.

Calleigh: That's because you d-

Horatio: WHOA! Okay this will only start more fights, so let's just skip that subject.

Katie: *slaps Speed*

Speed: Ow.

Calleigh: *slaps Speed*

Speed: OW! You have nails.

Delko: I have nails too. *scratches Speed*

Speed: OW! Do you sharpen those or something?

Delko: Actually that was a pen. If you had looked over this way instead of glaring at Calleigh you would have seen it.

Speed: You stabbed me with a pen?

Delko: Don't worry professor, it's beta radiation.

Speed: Oh gee I'm so sorry, I wouldn't want you to get another nose bleed.

Delko: *frowns*

Horatio: Speed you have to make everyone angry don't you?

Speed: It's my job.

Horatio: No your job is to do what I say.

Speed: I thought my job was to solve crimes.

Horatio: Yeah because thats what I tell you to do.

Katie: TIM!

Speed: ...W-why are you first naming me?

Katie: I always call you Tim.

Speed: Okay why are you yelling at me?

Katie: YOU SLEPT WITH HER!

Speed: Uh...Okay you already know that and I slept with you too.

Katie: ....*bursts out into giggles*

Speed: Oh lord.

Katie: TEEHEE!

Speed: If you say that one more time, you'll be spending the rest of your life in Delko Time.

Katie: 0_0...NO! *grabs Speed's arm*

Speed: Ow.

Missy: I could go for some Delko Time.

Delko: Ah yes, everyone goes for Delko. All the ladies come a runnin' for Delko Time. I even have coupons.

Speed: What do you need coupons for?

Delko: So I don't have to charge them so much.

Speed: You know...That's probably illegal.

Delko: It's not like I'm hiring prostitutes.

Speed: You're making women pay for Delko Time.

Delko: Yeah but most Jons don have coupons. Now THAT'S thinking with your brain.

Speed: Obviously not the brain in your head.

TBC.....
 
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