:lol: Well I am a bit of an artist when it comes to photographs, so HA. I win. :lol: I wasn't able to find Brokeback Mountain because that's in Kananaskis, and not Jasper.
-More updates soon.
Here it is.
I Didn't See A Happy Ending
[Hummerhome]
Horatio: *closes phone* Calleigh please.
Calleigh: *walks out* You called?
Horatio: We have a situation.
Calleigh: Situation or a crime scene?
Horatio: A little of both.
Calleigh: Okay are we going back to Miami?
Horatio: We'll have to.
Calleigh: But we have a crime lab here.
Horatio: The murder didn't occur here, it happened in Miami and I just got off the phone with Yelina.
Calleigh: What did she say?
Horatio: Someone found reminants of blood in Coconut Grove.
Calleigh: That doesn't necessarily mean someone was murde-
Horatio: Inside a wood chipper.
Calleigh: ...Oh. Well maybe the blood's not human.
Horatio: Either way, we're going to check it out.
Calleigh: You want me to get everyone out here?
Horatio: That would be a good idea.
Calleigh: Great. *runs to Speed's room, knocks on door* You're not doing anything important are you?
Speed: *opens door* No, why?
Calleigh: Nice chest.
Speed: *buttons up shirt* What is it?
Calleigh: A crime scene.
Speed: Where?
Calleigh: Coconut Grove.
Speed: It's always Coconut Grove.
Calleigh: Maybe we should just move our crime lab right in the middle of the neighborhood there.
Speed: So who called it in?
Calleigh: Yelina called Horatio. Apparently someone found blood.
Speed: That doesn't mean there was a murd-
Calleigh: Inside a wood chipper.
Speed: How do you know it isn't animal blood.
Calleigh: Who throws animals into wood chippers?
Speed: Who throws
people into wood chippers?
Calleigh: Let's go find out.
Speed: Yeah okay
Horatio whatever you say.
Calleigh: *squints* I can't believe I wanted to marry you.
Speed: Yeah well we all make mistakes. It's best not to make your brain bleed thinking about it. *walks away*
Calleigh: *frowns* Yeah like I'm the only one who wanted it. You were the one who gave me the ring.
Speed: *sits on couch* I didn't give you a ring right away.
Calleigh: *sits* Yeah well you still asked me.
Speed: So?
Calleigh: So you wanted to marry me.
Speed: I'm 34. If I don't marry someone by my age, I'll be destined to live alone in misery for the rest of my life.
Calleigh: Isn't that what you're already doing anyway?
Speed: Touché.
Katie: *walks in* Hey babe. *sits*
Speed: ...I'm assuming you were talking to me right?
Katie: If I was talking to Calleigh that would make for a very awkward situation.
Delko: *walks in* Hey you guys are all being quiet, are we heading to a crime scene?
Speed: No we're seeing who can stay quiet the longest. You just lost so you have to drink a glass of motor oil.
Delko: Why would you think of motor oil?
Speed: Who knows where thoughts come from.
Katie: *frowns*
Speed: What? ...*sigh* The universe is not going to implode.
Katie: No, it's going to
explode.
Speed: Hey you can almost hear the ground splitting in half.
Katie: OH MY GOD! REALLY?!
Speed: Yeah that's why we're still driving in a straight line.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Ow.
Missy: *walks in* Hey we're all quiet. Looks like we're heading to a crime scene.
Delko: Oh let me guess. Coconut Grove or Coral Gables.
Speed: Coconut Grove.
Delko: *snaps* I knew it. So what do we have? Drugs? Guns? Dumpsters?
Speed: Wood chippers.
Delko: ...Are those like baby woodpeckers?
Speed: *shakes head*
Missy: Eric, it's a machine.
Delko: OH!
wood chippers.
Speed: Yeah I can see how the words 'wood' and 'chipper' could confuse you into thinking that 'wood chipper' was a completely different thing.
Horatio: Speed...
Speed: I didn't swear this time.
Calleigh: Katie I feel sorry for you. You had to marry him.
Katie: ...I like him.
Calleigh: Well I like him too but I'm not about to jump in bed with him.
Speed: *frowns* You already did.
Calleigh: Oh yeah...It was your fault.
Speed: How was it my fault?
Calleigh: You kissed me.
Speed: So?
Calleigh: So you kiss everyone?
Speed: Not everyone.
Calleigh: Just the women you like right?
Speed: I didn't say I liked you.
Calleigh: You did when we were in that room. But you used the word 'lo-
Katie: OKAY! I'd love to discuss the past but he's mine and not yours so stick it.
Calleigh: ..Stick it?
Speed: ..I'm yours?
Katie: Yeah you belong to me and that's the way it's going to be until I die.
Speed: What if I die first?
Katie: I'm going to wrap you in kevlar.
Speed: Sounds comfortable.
Calleigh: Maybe you should wrap his condoms in kevlar.
Speed: *frowns*
Calleigh: What? I didn't say anything.
Horatio: Guys, let's just drop it okay?
Delko: Yeah maybe you guys should try to be nicer to each other.
Calleigh: Eric do you know where that landed us last time?
Delko: No.
Calleigh: A baby.
Speed: Hey I kept you baby-less for 10 years.
Calleigh: That's because you d-
Horatio: WHOA! Okay this will only start more fights, so let's just skip that subject.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Ow.
Calleigh: *slaps Speed*
Speed: OW! You have nails.
Delko: I have nails too. *scratches Speed*
Speed: OW! Do you sharpen those or something?
Delko: Actually that was a pen. If you had looked over this way instead of glaring at Calleigh you would have seen it.
Speed: You stabbed me with a pen?
Delko: Don't worry professor, it's
beta radiation.
Speed: Oh gee I'm so sorry, I wouldn't want you to get another nose bleed.
Delko: *frowns*
Horatio: Speed you have to make everyone angry don't you?
Speed: It's my job.
Horatio: No your job is to do what I say.
Speed: I thought my job was to solve crimes.
Horatio: Yeah because thats what I tell you to do.
Katie: TIM!
Speed: ...W-why are you first naming me?
Katie: I always call you Tim.
Speed: Okay why are you yelling at me?
Katie: YOU SLEPT WITH HER!
Speed: Uh...Okay you already know that and I slept with you too.
Katie: ....*bursts out into giggles*
Speed: Oh lord.
Katie: TEEHEE!
Speed: If you say that one more time, you'll be spending the rest of your life in Delko Time.
Katie: 0_0...NO! *grabs Speed's arm*
Speed: Ow.
Missy: I could go for some Delko Time.
Delko: Ah yes, everyone goes for Delko. All the ladies come a runnin' for Delko Time. I even have coupons.
Speed: What do you need coupons for?
Delko: So I don't have to charge them so much.
Speed: You know...That's probably illegal.
Delko: It's not like I'm hiring prostitutes.
Speed: You're making women pay for Delko Time.
Delko: Yeah but most Jons don have coupons. Now THAT'S thinking with your brain.
Speed: Obviously not the brain in your head.
TBC.....