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Miami Lab, A/V Lab
Katie: *stands at table*
Anni: *walks over* Hey.
Katie: Hi. *swings image onto board* What's up?
Anni: Were you serious about the hooker thing?
Katie: Yep.
Anni: ...How'd it happen?
Katie: I was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Anni: *nods slowly*
Katie: *looks up at screen*
Anni: You got home okay?
Katie: Yeah. My Knight in Shining Armor rescued me.
Anni: *smiles* So you HAVE been dating. I knew it.
Katie: Not exactly.
Anni: What do you mean?
Katie: He's not available.
Anni: Oh. Why?
Katie: He's married.
Anni: *smirks* That's never stopped you before.
Katie: You're advocating this?
Anni: No. I'm just not very surprised, that's all.
Katie: *shakes head*
Anni: Who is he?
Katie: He's...a cop.
Anni: Oooh a badge. *smiles* Is he hot?
Katie: *sigh* ...He's delicious. And...sensitive...respectful...strong...
Anni: Then why don't you look happy?
Katie: He's married, remember?
Anni: Is he happy in his marriage?
Katie: Yes.
Anni: *lifts brow* Then why's he dating you?
Katie: He's not.
Anni: Oh. It's a one-way thing.
Katie: *sits in chair* What do I do?
Anni: Maybe it's best that you move on from him. *sits* Find a single guy for a change.
Katie: But the best ones are either married or gay. I don't know how the hell Lori found Scott. *GASP* HE'S GAY!
Anni: *frowns* No he's not.
Katie: The guy dresses WAY too well to be straight.
Anni: He dresses well because he likes to look decent. He's just...metrosexual. *smiles* Like Ryan Seacrest.
Katie: Okay, explain the tears during Titanic.
Anni: It's a sad movie.
Katie: The fruity cologne.
Anni: More fresh.
Katie: AH AH! *points* You told me he called Tom a hot little number.
Anni: He was drunk.
Katie: He's not interested in Lori.
Anni: People can only take so much of Lori.
Katie: Alright, find an answer to this one. He listens to Cher.
Anni: *stares at Katie*
Katie: HA.
Anni: I thought we were discussing you having a crush on a married man.
Katie: Ugh, don't remind me.
Anni: I want to meet him.
Katie: NO.
Anni: Why?
Katie: Because I'll get over it.
Anni: Alright...if you say so.
Katie: *rolls eyes*
Anni: *stands* I have some paperwork to finish up. No more hooker fights.
Katie: Noted.
Anni: *walks away*
Katie: *slams head onto table*
Gables Estates, house, den, 4pm
Lori: *rolls over*
Jagger: *kisses Lori's neck*
Lori: *looks at watch* Mm, you have to go. Kids should be home soon.
Jagger: So?
Lori: So it's time for me to play mommy and for you to go away.
Jagger: *smirks* I can't stay for dinner?
Lori: Uh, *laughs* no.
Jagger: You owe me a mojito later.
Lori: We'll see.
Door opens
Steph: MOMMY!
Lori: Oh crap. *sits up*
Steph: We're back! *runs upstairs*
Dominick: *runs upstairs*
Scott: *walks into house*
Lori: *slaps Jagger* Move. Get out.
Jagger: *grabs shirt, stands*
Scott: *walks over, stops*
Jagger: *spins around*
Scott: *looks at Jagger*
Jagger: *stares at Scott*
Lori: *stands* Okay, at the risk of sounding like a moron, this is exactly what it looks like.
Scott: *narrows eyes*
Jagger: *steps back* Um...I'm gonna go.
Scott: Allow me to escort you.
Jagger: *laughs* Nah, I've been here enough, I know the way.
Scott: *frowns, steps forward*
Lori: *places hand on Scott's chest* Why d-
Scott: *looks at Lori* You think I'm going to let you stop me.
Lori: *stares at Scott*
Scott: Back. Off. Before I move you myself.
Lori: I can do whatever I want in my own house and that includes seeing other men.
Scott: Get the hell out of my way.
Lori: No. You want to kick someone's ass, you'd better start with mine.
Jagger: Lori, I don't think that's a g-
Scott: Shut up.
Jagger: *closes mouth*
Scott: *looks at Lori* This is between me and him.
Lori: Um, no it's not. This is our problem, not Jagger's. Don't take it out on him because you're too chicken shit to face me.
Scott: Alright. You want to take this outside?
Lori: Wow. I wish I had a mirror so you could see how stupid you look right now.
Scott: *stares at Lori*
Lori: You are clearly not the man I first met.
Scott: No. I'm not.
Lori: *stares at Scott*
Scott: *staring at Lori*
Lori: Backyard.
Scott: *looks at Jagger* Get out.
Jagger: *runs*
Backyard
Lori: Okay, let's start off with some ground rules. No biting.
Scott: No hitting below the belt.
Lori: No holding back.
Scott: *tilts head*
Lori: Honey, I ran a Colombian cartel. A 6'1" investment broker from the 'burbs doesn't intimidate me.
Scott: Data analyst.
Lori: Whatever.
Scott: Alright, let's do this. *pulls off shirt* Get ready to have your ass handed to you.
Lori: *smiles* I thought you said you'd never hurt me.
Scott: No no no, this is a consentual ass-kicking.
Lori: You're that angry with me.
Scott: Anger is a very vague term.
Lori: Oh so you're not angry.
Scott: Are we going to fight or talk?
Lori: You first.
Scott: Ladies first.
Lori: Exactly. *smiles*
Scott: *swings fist*
Lori: *ducks, trips Scott*
Scott: *falls over* Ugh!
Lori: *kneels* You have to do better than that, sweetheart.
Scott: *grabs Lori, shoves her onto grass*
Lori: *knees Scott in the gut*
Scott: *falls backwards*
Lori: *drags Scott forward*
Scott: *kicks Lori's arm, sits up*
Lori: *swings fist*
Scott: *twists Lori's arm*
Lori: What's the matter? You can't fight dirty with a woman?
Scott: I'm just getting warmed up.
Lori: *elbows Scott in the stomach*
Scott: UGH!
Lori: *turns around, punches Scott in the face*
Scott: *holds cheek, looks at Lori*
Lori: *stands, backs up*
Scott: *stands*
Lori: *smiles* Now we're cookin'.
Scott: *grabs Lori*
Lori: Do your worst, Finch.
Scott: *stares at Lori*
Lori: What are you waiting for?
Scott: ...I love you.
Lori: That's great. Now throw a swing.
Scott: *shakes head*
Lori: What the...are you tearing up?
Scott: *looks around*
Lori: Scott, be a man and hit me.
Scott: I can't.
Lori: Just pretend I'm my mother. It'll be easy. Here, I'll get naked and wrinkle my face.
Scott: *laughs*
Lori: No laughing. More anger. Grrr!
Scott: *wraps arms around Lori*
Lori: What's wrong with you? That testosterone was a limited time offer or something?
Scott: I guess my bark is worse than my bite.
Lori: *steps back* You don't have to prove to Jagger that you're a bigger man than he is.
Scott: Why are you seeing him?
Lori: Latinos are very pretty.
Scott: He's a drug addict.
Lori: So that means he doesn't deserve someone in his life.
Scott: No. It means he's a drug addict.
Lori: *frowns* I can handle it.
Scott: Yeah? Where are the crystal wine glasses my mother gave you after we got married?
Lori: The china cabinet.
Scott: You sure? Because I didn't see them when I walked in.
Lori: *stares at Scott*
Inside house
Lori: *opens china cabinet* ...That bastard.
Scott: Maybe you should take a really good look around the house.
Lori: Ugh. *shuts cabinet* I'm an idiot.
Scott: No. *places hands on Lori's shoulders* He's an idiot. And a dead one when I find him.
Lori: Not if I get there first.
Scott: I'll take care of it.
Lori: *turns around* Promise me you won't shove him out a window.
Scott: APL's windows don't open. *rubs chin, narrows eyes* But I can take him to the Empire State Building.
Lori: *slaps Scott's arm*
Scott: Nah, they don't let people do that anymore.
Lori: Open windows?
Scott: Murder assholes.
Lori: *smirks*
TBC...........................
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Miami Lab, A/V Lab
Katie: *stands at table*
Anni: *walks over* Hey.
Katie: Hi. *swings image onto board* What's up?
Anni: Were you serious about the hooker thing?
Katie: Yep.
Anni: ...How'd it happen?
Katie: I was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Anni: *nods slowly*
Katie: *looks up at screen*
Anni: You got home okay?
Katie: Yeah. My Knight in Shining Armor rescued me.
Anni: *smiles* So you HAVE been dating. I knew it.
Katie: Not exactly.
Anni: What do you mean?
Katie: He's not available.
Anni: Oh. Why?
Katie: He's married.
Anni: *smirks* That's never stopped you before.
Katie: You're advocating this?
Anni: No. I'm just not very surprised, that's all.
Katie: *shakes head*
Anni: Who is he?
Katie: He's...a cop.
Anni: Oooh a badge. *smiles* Is he hot?
Katie: *sigh* ...He's delicious. And...sensitive...respectful...strong...
Anni: Then why don't you look happy?
Katie: He's married, remember?
Anni: Is he happy in his marriage?
Katie: Yes.
Anni: *lifts brow* Then why's he dating you?
Katie: He's not.
Anni: Oh. It's a one-way thing.
Katie: *sits in chair* What do I do?
Anni: Maybe it's best that you move on from him. *sits* Find a single guy for a change.
Katie: But the best ones are either married or gay. I don't know how the hell Lori found Scott. *GASP* HE'S GAY!
Anni: *frowns* No he's not.
Katie: The guy dresses WAY too well to be straight.
Anni: He dresses well because he likes to look decent. He's just...metrosexual. *smiles* Like Ryan Seacrest.
Katie: Okay, explain the tears during Titanic.
Anni: It's a sad movie.
Katie: The fruity cologne.
Anni: More fresh.
Katie: AH AH! *points* You told me he called Tom a hot little number.
Anni: He was drunk.
Katie: He's not interested in Lori.
Anni: People can only take so much of Lori.
Katie: Alright, find an answer to this one. He listens to Cher.
Anni: *stares at Katie*
Katie: HA.
Anni: I thought we were discussing you having a crush on a married man.
Katie: Ugh, don't remind me.
Anni: I want to meet him.
Katie: NO.
Anni: Why?
Katie: Because I'll get over it.
Anni: Alright...if you say so.
Katie: *rolls eyes*
Anni: *stands* I have some paperwork to finish up. No more hooker fights.
Katie: Noted.
Anni: *walks away*
Katie: *slams head onto table*
Gables Estates, house, den, 4pm
Lori: *rolls over*
Jagger: *kisses Lori's neck*
Lori: *looks at watch* Mm, you have to go. Kids should be home soon.
Jagger: So?
Lori: So it's time for me to play mommy and for you to go away.
Jagger: *smirks* I can't stay for dinner?
Lori: Uh, *laughs* no.
Jagger: You owe me a mojito later.
Lori: We'll see.
Door opens
Steph: MOMMY!
Lori: Oh crap. *sits up*
Steph: We're back! *runs upstairs*
Dominick: *runs upstairs*
Scott: *walks into house*
Lori: *slaps Jagger* Move. Get out.
Jagger: *grabs shirt, stands*
Scott: *walks over, stops*
Jagger: *spins around*
Scott: *looks at Jagger*
Jagger: *stares at Scott*
Lori: *stands* Okay, at the risk of sounding like a moron, this is exactly what it looks like.
Scott: *narrows eyes*
Jagger: *steps back* Um...I'm gonna go.
Scott: Allow me to escort you.
Jagger: *laughs* Nah, I've been here enough, I know the way.
Scott: *frowns, steps forward*
Lori: *places hand on Scott's chest* Why d-
Scott: *looks at Lori* You think I'm going to let you stop me.
Lori: *stares at Scott*
Scott: Back. Off. Before I move you myself.
Lori: I can do whatever I want in my own house and that includes seeing other men.
Scott: Get the hell out of my way.
Lori: No. You want to kick someone's ass, you'd better start with mine.
Jagger: Lori, I don't think that's a g-
Scott: Shut up.
Jagger: *closes mouth*
Scott: *looks at Lori* This is between me and him.
Lori: Um, no it's not. This is our problem, not Jagger's. Don't take it out on him because you're too chicken shit to face me.
Scott: Alright. You want to take this outside?
Lori: Wow. I wish I had a mirror so you could see how stupid you look right now.
Scott: *stares at Lori*
Lori: You are clearly not the man I first met.
Scott: No. I'm not.
Lori: *stares at Scott*
Scott: *staring at Lori*
Lori: Backyard.
Scott: *looks at Jagger* Get out.
Jagger: *runs*
Backyard
Lori: Okay, let's start off with some ground rules. No biting.
Scott: No hitting below the belt.
Lori: No holding back.
Scott: *tilts head*
Lori: Honey, I ran a Colombian cartel. A 6'1" investment broker from the 'burbs doesn't intimidate me.
Scott: Data analyst.
Lori: Whatever.
Scott: Alright, let's do this. *pulls off shirt* Get ready to have your ass handed to you.
Lori: *smiles* I thought you said you'd never hurt me.
Scott: No no no, this is a consentual ass-kicking.
Lori: You're that angry with me.
Scott: Anger is a very vague term.
Lori: Oh so you're not angry.
Scott: Are we going to fight or talk?
Lori: You first.
Scott: Ladies first.
Lori: Exactly. *smiles*
Scott: *swings fist*
Lori: *ducks, trips Scott*
Scott: *falls over* Ugh!
Lori: *kneels* You have to do better than that, sweetheart.
Scott: *grabs Lori, shoves her onto grass*
Lori: *knees Scott in the gut*
Scott: *falls backwards*
Lori: *drags Scott forward*
Scott: *kicks Lori's arm, sits up*
Lori: *swings fist*
Scott: *twists Lori's arm*
Lori: What's the matter? You can't fight dirty with a woman?
Scott: I'm just getting warmed up.
Lori: *elbows Scott in the stomach*
Scott: UGH!
Lori: *turns around, punches Scott in the face*
Scott: *holds cheek, looks at Lori*
Lori: *stands, backs up*
Scott: *stands*
Lori: *smiles* Now we're cookin'.
Scott: *grabs Lori*
Lori: Do your worst, Finch.
Scott: *stares at Lori*
Lori: What are you waiting for?
Scott: ...I love you.
Lori: That's great. Now throw a swing.
Scott: *shakes head*
Lori: What the...are you tearing up?
Scott: *looks around*
Lori: Scott, be a man and hit me.
Scott: I can't.
Lori: Just pretend I'm my mother. It'll be easy. Here, I'll get naked and wrinkle my face.
Scott: *laughs*
Lori: No laughing. More anger. Grrr!
Scott: *wraps arms around Lori*
Lori: What's wrong with you? That testosterone was a limited time offer or something?
Scott: I guess my bark is worse than my bite.
Lori: *steps back* You don't have to prove to Jagger that you're a bigger man than he is.
Scott: Why are you seeing him?
Lori: Latinos are very pretty.
Scott: He's a drug addict.
Lori: So that means he doesn't deserve someone in his life.
Scott: No. It means he's a drug addict.
Lori: *frowns* I can handle it.
Scott: Yeah? Where are the crystal wine glasses my mother gave you after we got married?
Lori: The china cabinet.
Scott: You sure? Because I didn't see them when I walked in.
Lori: *stares at Scott*
Inside house
Lori: *opens china cabinet* ...That bastard.
Scott: Maybe you should take a really good look around the house.
Lori: Ugh. *shuts cabinet* I'm an idiot.
Scott: No. *places hands on Lori's shoulders* He's an idiot. And a dead one when I find him.
Lori: Not if I get there first.
Scott: I'll take care of it.
Lori: *turns around* Promise me you won't shove him out a window.
Scott: APL's windows don't open. *rubs chin, narrows eyes* But I can take him to the Empire State Building.
Lori: *slaps Scott's arm*
Scott: Nah, they don't let people do that anymore.
Lori: Open windows?
Scott: Murder assholes.
Lori: *smirks*
TBC...........................