CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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Where I've Been Is Who I Am Today

Minnesota

Missy: Okay where are we?

JC: Minnesota.

Missy: Oh is this were the soda was invented?

JC: ...MinneSOTA not SODA.

Missy: Well don't slur your words.

JC: Can you move some of this furniture? The Gerlik is in the way.

Missy: I can't help how IKEA make their furniture.

JC: You knew we didn't have room, why did you buy it?

Missy: Everyone needs a full-sized mirror.

JC: IN A CAR?

Missy: How else are you supposed to see the back of your head?

JC: I want to see the traffic behind me not the mirror.

Missy: I can't move it.

JC: If we get into an accident, you're going to die because glass will be lodged into your skull.

Missy: What about yours?

JC: I'm too smart.

Missy: You are not.

JC: Am too.

Missy: GREEN LIGHT!

JC: What? It's not green! You almost made me crash into cars.

Missy: Oh..Wait, my bad. It's green on the other side.

JC: *frowns*

Trace Lab

Speed: *doing paperwork*

Delko: *walks in* HI.

Speed: *lifts head* ...Too much sugar this morning?

Delko: No. I have a problem.

Speed: Look man I have problems of my own.

Delko: Maybe we can help each other out.

Speed: I doubt it.

Delko: Well what's your problem?

Speed: What's yours?

Delko: I'm having a baby.

Speed: I think that's physically impossible.

Delko: No, Jess is. I'm nervous.

Speed: That's nice.

Delko: What do I do?

Speed: Nothing.

Delko: Nothing?

Speed: Well you can't do anything. It's not your body.

Delko: Yeah but what should I do for her? Should I danger-proof the house?

Speed: *lifts brow* Why? Is she suddenly going to get stuck in a blender and then turn it on?

Delko: ...No.

Speed: So don't worry about it.

Delko: Yeah but...I mean, this is my kid we're talking about here. What do I do? What if I'm not a good father. *wide-eyed* OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER! OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT SENTENCE BEFORE! OH MY GOD I CAN'T IMAGINE ME BEING A FATHER!

Speed: Slow down before you sprain something.

Delko: *hyperventilating* What if the kid hates me? What if I hate the kid? What if the kid realizes I'm stupid? What-

Speed: Stop. Just stop.

Delko: What?

Speed: Ranting isn't going to get me to help any faster. Do you have a question or something?

Delko: Those were questions.

Speed: Ask a real question.

Delko: *sigh* Okay. What can I expect?

Speed: *stares blankly* ...Could you be a little more vague?

Delko: Probably. I mean, what if I don't know what to do?

Speed: You'll know what to do.

Delko: What happens if I drop the kid?

Speed: That's why you have a wife.

Delko: ...You're not really helping.

Speed: Okay, Eric. Having a child is one of the most amazing experiences. It's scary and it's exciting at the same time. You don't really know what to expect, I mean, this is a human being you're bringing into the world. A part of it belongs to you and it's one of those moments that should be cherished. It'll bring you closer to understanding what it's like to really live life and enjoy it.

Delko: ...

Speed: *tilts head* I've heard. *flips page of folder*

Delko: You know man, that actually almost made me feel better.

Speed: *nods*

Delko: So what's this big problem that I can help with?

Speed: *sigh* It's nothing.

Delko: Well come on. You helped me, the least I can do is help you out.

Speed: *puts pen down* I'm in love.

Delko: *starts to laugh*

Speed: Yeah thanks you're helping a lot.

Delko: Well no offense but that seems to happen a lot to you.

Speed: It's different this time Eric.

Delko: Is it gas?

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: Okay so who is it this time?

Speed: Anni.

Delko: Interesting. I thought you hated her.

Speed: I thought I did too.

Delko: So what kind of love is this? Like...I want to take you to bed love? Or let's go have a picnic and then feed each other grapes along a river sparkling with sunshine?

Speed: *blank stare*

Delko: Well?

Speed: I'd say the second one if it didn't sound so fruity.

Delko: So you like...Love her.

Speed: *looks down at table*

Delko: How does she feel?

Speed: Right now? Exactly the opposite.

Delko: Ouch. Tough break.

Speed: Yeah.

Delko: So what are you going to do about it?

Speed: I don't know. Maybe I should just move out.

Delko: Why? She's the one who offered you a place to stay.

Speed: Yeah but I've been divorced for almost two months. I think I should find my own place.

Delko: You can move in with me if you want.

Speed: ...No thanks I'd rather stay with Anni.

Delko: Yeah but won't that be kind of awkward? You...Living with the woman you love and she doesn't feel the same. It'll remind you every single time you set foot in there.

Speed: It would be more awkward to live with you and be reminded of it every single day.

Delko: Maybe she's just scared of commitment.

Speed: It's Anni. Of course she's scared of commitment.

Delko: Didn't she have a crush on you?

Speed: Yeah but I guess that was like some sort of barrier. She knew I didn't feel the same way so she didn't have to worry about anything.

Delko: So....Wouldn't this mean she feels the same way if she's pushing you away?

Speed: ...*blinks*

Delko: Women are complicated.

Speed: I hear ya.

Delko: So just threaten to move out.

Speed: Why?

Delko: Hey man if she loves you, she'll stop you.

Speed: Why would she do that?

Delko: Um because she loves you. Weren't you paying attention.

Speed: She's made it clear that she doesn't.

Delko: So tell her you're moving away.

Speed: What will that accomplish?

Delko: Dude, she LOVES YOU.

Speed: She doesn't.

Delko: I'll ask her.

Speed: *grabs Eric* Uh I don't think so.

Delko: Why not?

Speed: Because this isn't highschool.

Delko: Uh yeah it is.

Speed: Eric, don't talk to her. When you said you'd help I didn't think you'd get INTO it.

Delko: Relax, I'll be inconspicuous.

Speed: That's impossible for you.

Delko: I won't be able to sleep tonight knowing you're miserable.

Speed: Then how have you slept since you met me?

Delko: Lots of drugs.

Speed: Funny.

Delko: I'll go ask her, and then I'll come back and tell you what she said.

Speed: Fine but don't tell her I was talking to you. *rubs eyes* God this does feel like highschool.

Delko: You're only as immature as you feel. *leaves*

Speed: He must feel immature all the time.

AV Lab

Delko: *sits down* Hey.

Anni: Hey Eric.

Delko: What are you working on?

Anni: Google Earth. Carly said it would be a good idea.

Delko: Ah. So have you made any progress?

Anni: None. It's a still satellite image and it doesn't change. All I can do is take screencaps of the area and do the same thing again tomorrow.

Delko: In case they collected the cell phone.

Anni: Yeah and we want to see if anything else is different too.

Delko: Great. You know, I was just telling Speed the other day that Goggle is one of the best investments.

Anni: Really.

Delko: Yeah he said it was a stupid name, but I said it was easy for idiots to remember it. I mean....Google. Google. GOOGLE. It's like the international logo for all things search related.

Anni: It's a great site whether you're an idiot or not. Kind of a dumb name, sure but I guess everyone will recognize it.

Delko: Exactly! So you agree with Speed.

Anni: Well he's a smart guy.

Delko: And hot too.

Anni: *looks at Eric*

Delko: ....Well, *laughs* I don't think so but a lot of women do...Right?

Anni: I guess.

Delko: Do you?

Anni: He's a good looking guy. So?

Delko: He's a pretty good friend too.

Anni: Sure.

Delko: Great clothes.

Anni: *typing*

Delko: A nice...S...Mirk?

Anni: I guess.

Delko: Didn't you have a crush on him?

Anni: That was a long time ago.

Delko: Yeah but don't you remember how you felt every time he looked at you?

Anni: ...Rejected?

Delko: *laughs* Come on, you still like him.

Anni: Why are you talking to me about this?

Delko: It keeps my mind off of being a father.

Anni: Congrats on that by the way.

Delko: Thanks. So how do you feel about Speed?

Anni: He does a lot of stupid things.

Delko: He's a man. Of course he does.

Anni: *laughs*

Delko: AHA! I got a laugh. He was right, I could be a comedian. So do you loooooove him?

Anni: I don't know.

Delko: You don't know? Does that mean you do but you're not sure he feels the same or something?

Anni: *sigh* I don't know.

Delko: How can you not know?

Anni: Look Eric I really don't want to discuss my love life with you.

Delko: You used to be so open about everything.

Anni: Things change.

Delko: You don't.

Anni: I'm just...Confused.

Delko: Why?

Anni: Because I've never been loved before.

Delko: Didn't you guys date for a while?

Anni: That was nothing. It was basically getting back at Katie.

Delko: Oh...So you do love Speed.

Anni: Maybe? I don't know.

Delko: Well I hope you figure it out.

Anni: Me too.

Delko: Anyway I have to head off and do my job or Horatio's going to crak me in the face with a baseball bat. *leaves*

Anni: *bangs head against table*

TBC..................
 
awwwww match making delko!!!so cilla black....(ok just realising most of you won't know what that means...anyways) awww so cute

as ever...update soon
 
I would comment on how bad of a father Delko would be, but Jess would hit me....Wait a second...****runs from Jess**** :lol:

Update soon. :)
 
Awww Speedy is in loooooove. Thats so cute! but still, poor Speedy and Anni. And YAY! for Delko and Jess. Awwww, what Speedy said to Delko was so sweet...

Aw, I'm sure Katie wouldn't have intentionally killed that guy, even though he was a total creep..but Katie wouldn't do that...would she? *eerie music*
Speed: Oh come on. The way you've been acting for the last couple of weeks, doing things for me, cooking dinner, taking care of Cait...You think it was because you like to be helpful?
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Okay...Speed does realise that Cait isn't his kid right? it's like he's trying to steal my kid...I mean geez man, just because I got kidnapped and Joshie tried to rescue me doesn't mean that you get to keep her...Ok, I know that probably wasn't the point at all, but thats just the way I interpreted that sentence, because from the way I read it, he was speaking as if Cait was his kid :lol: Maybe he got confused...

anyways, please update soon!
 
Awwww poor Eric............and Missy and JC are........in Minnesota? What are they doing there?! lol.

Delko: I'm having a baby.

Speed: I think that's physically impossible.
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HAHA Awwww poor Delko is so nervous. I think that with having a baby, comes responsibility, and it can go one of two ways. Either he will be irresponsible, go off doing his own thing and not caring for his child, or he'll mature, pick up the responsibility as it's given to him. Which will be intresting to see because it will be a change in the character. So I'm waiting to see which way it goes, either way it will be intresting because either I get angry at him for not being responsible, or I become greatly appriciative of him and extremely loving lol.

As for Speed and Anni AWWW HOW CUTE! I can see how Anni feels like that. It's intresting to see how she thinks because it makes sense that she wouldn't know what it was like to be loved. It would also be heard for her to know how to react to all of it because she's never loved before and it seems totally logical that she doesn't know if she's in love or not because I've gone through something similar, and that's exactly how I reacted, I had no clue. I still have no clue. So I can relate to Anni, and I love how you add that realism to the story because it connects the reader to the story. So I loved that Geni

So uhmmmm sorry about the analytical post..........but uh I guess I'm just in my right mind tonight :D Great update, and I can't wait to see what happens next!
 
Lol Delko as Cilla Black, I cant get that thought out of my head now!!!!
So what about Lori? She must be keeping a big secret to not want her Dad to know she's in town??
 
^^^ Carly I think the fact that Anni was helping him take care of a child was his point. :p But great analysis. Kind of shows that Speed is protective over Cait...Well, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't steal her...Right? :p

And Jess, I love analytical posts! The more the merrier I always say. :D And it's very interesting to read what you thought. Interpretation of literature (if you can call this literature) is always great to see, because as the reader you're getting into the mindframe of the characters, which makes the experience of the story so much better. :)

And might I add, this is one longass story. ;)

We'll hear from Lori soon enough as well. :)

All You Do Is Think

AV Lab, two hours later

Carly: *walks in* Hey did you find anything new from the crime scene?

Anni: Nope. But I was on google doing a little bit of searching.

Carly: For what?

Anni: Well initially I wanted to find a newer version of Google Earth but all I could find were these versions of something called 'Goggle Earthworms'. That's where Wikipedia gets you these days.

Carly: So I'm assuming you have something to tell me at least?

Anni: Oh yeah. No one came to get the cell phone. They probably figure the garbage people will pick it up. Did you know that the Guinea pig's origin was never really discovered but they're distributed in Argentina, Uraguay, and Brazil?

Carly: No...I didn't know.

Anni: It's fascinating. They're from the porcellus family which is basically the South American rodent family. There's also three breeds which consist of English, Abyssinian, and Peruvian. Those are characterized by a difference in colour and hair type. But the most interesting thing I found about them is that Guinea pigs and humans secrete cortisol their main glucocorticoid hormone vs. corticosterone in most rodent species.

Carly: ...

Anni: OH! And dead baby Guinea pigs are not uncommon in late pregnancies following movement or frightening events. Katie is a Guinea pig.

Carly: ...

Anni: I tend to do this when I get nervous and or excited.

Carly: And or?

Anni: Mhm.

Carly: What are you nervous about?

Anni: I can't say. BUT I can tell you that I'M SO NERVOUS I COULD PEE!

Carly: *nods slowly*

Anni: *shakes Carly* I'M THE GUINEA PIG!

Carly: ...Uh...Okay?

Anni: *drinks coffee*

Carly: I think you've had enough.

Anni: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH BIATCH!

Halls

Carly: *walking*

Delko: WATCH OUT!

Basketball zooms by

Carly: *screams*

Delko: Sorry. I'm playing with Jess.

Carly: ...

Delko: BASKETBALL! I'm playing BASKETBALL with Jess.

Carly: ...Don't let me stop you.

Jess: DIE WUBBA! *kicks soccerball*

Delko: AH! *falls over*

Carly: I thought you were playing basketball.

Jess: What? No. We're playing soccerbasket.

Carly: Soccerbasket?

Jess: ERIC I SO BEAT YOUR ASS!

Delko: No way! My ball has little grips on it so it went slower!

Jess: Loser!

Carly: Are you rolling balls down the halls?

Jess: Yes we're rolling balls down the halls. We'd do it at the malls but Eric didn't want to hit those expensive dolls.

Delko: *crying* I keep hurting my butt in those falls!

Jess: And your basketballs hit the walls! I'll be surprised if Horatio doesn't leave you a billion calls!

Delko: WHERE ARE MY BASKETBALLS!

Jess: IN THE WALLS DOWN THE HALLS!

Carly: Oh my God did Dr. Seuss just throw up in here?

Delko: *laughs* Fox in socks.

Jess: Fox in socks in box.

Delko: Fox in socks in box with rocks.

Jess: Fox in socks in box with rocks and clocks.

Delko: Fox in socks in box with rocks and clocks with locks.

Jess: THAT KNOCKS!

Delko: WITH CROCS!

Carly: Okay I have a headache now.

Jess: Where's my soccerball? I need that to practice soccer.

Delko: In your locker?

Carly: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

Delko: I have a craving to go snorkle.

Jess: Where do you want to go?

Delko: The ocean.

Jess: That's like...The size of NEW JERSEY!

Delko: ...Or like the ocean.

Jess: Good deal. I'll spot you.

Delko: What happens if I fall off the boat anyway?

Jess: I'll yell FOOSH!

Delko: Deal.

Delko/Jess highfive and leave

Carly: ...My IQ just dropped to zero.

Speed: *walks past*

Carly: TIM! OH GOD TIM!

Speed: *stops walking* ...I really hope you aren't talking to me.

Carly: *hugs Speed* If I have to hear socks in box in rocks on clock or whatever the hell that just was, I'll kill myself.

Speed: Uh...Did I miss something?

TBC...............
 
Okay, first of all: Awww!

Speed: Okay, Eric. Having a child is one of the most amazing experiences. It's scary and it's exciting at the same time. You don't really know what to expect, I mean, this is a human being you're bringing into the world. A part of it belongs to you and it's one of those moments that should be cherished. It'll bring you closer to understanding what it's like to really live life and enjoy it.
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This was just so... awwww

:lol: Eric and Jess are going to make interesting parents. But at least they know their Dr. Suess :p

Also, I noticed a little birthday cake, so Happy Birthday Katie :D
 
Delko just made Jess dumb...or was she like that already? **runs from Jess again** :lol:

Update soon. :)

Edit: **gaspage** OMG!!!! It's Katie's BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! **calls up the male stripper that looks like Speed** There you go ladies. Enjoy. My present to you Katie. :) **hugs Katie and then leaves her alone**
 
Happy birthday Katie! *hands over cake*

Oh man, that chapter was absolutely hilarious!! The guinea pigs to the soccerbasket to the Dr Suess to the me almost wanting to stangle Jess and Delko :lol: Ah...good times.
Delko: What happens if I fall off the boat anyway?

Jess: I'll yell FOOSH!
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HAHA! FOOSH! I love that word...foosh. foosh. haha.

Ok, woah, I didn't even know that all those words had so many rhymes *rubs eyes* Yikes, that a lot of rhymes. Well, at least they'll be able to tell their kid made up Dr Suess stories ;)

please update soon!
 
Happy Birthday Katie. :) May all your wishes and dreams come true on your special day. *hugs*

Miles Are Getting Longer It Seems The Closer I Get To You

Miami Lab, 5 pm

Delko: *rubbing butt* How was I supposed to know that crabs like meat?

Jess: You want some ice?

Delko: Yeah.

Jess: Let's get you into the lounge.

Halls

Anni: *reading folder*

Speed: *walks past*

Anni: Hey.

Speed: Hey.

Anni: *turns around* I have a question about my case.

Speed: Go for it.

Anni: *walks over* I'm trying to figure out a way to increase the polarity in the image to add more detail to the ground.

Speed: Well, first what you need to do is zoom in tighter and then run a reverse algorithm which Tyler can show you, so you can get a better angle at the ground. Then you reduce the dust and clear up the image.

Anni: *smiles* Thanks.

Speed: It's not a problem. If you need anything else, you can page me.

Anni: I'll do that.

Speed: *smirks* See you later. *walks away*

Anni: *smiling*

Colton: *walks over* Are you working on the images?

Anni: Yeah.

Colton: You find anything?

Anni: Not yet.

Colton: Carly said you were researching Guinea Pigs.

Anni: Mhm. *staring down hallway*

Colton: Why?

Anni: *shrugs*

Colton: What do Guinea Pigs have to do with the case?

Anni: *sigh* Nothing.

Colton: So why were you looking them up?

Anni: They're cool.

Colton: ...They are?

Anni: Mhm.

Colton: *waves hand in front of Anni's face* You sick or something?

Anni: Nope.

Colton: So pay attention.

Anni: What?

Colton: Nevermind. I'll get more of a response out of a pinepple. *walks away*

Trace lab

Carly: Hey it's about time you got here.

Speed: Why?

Carly: Papers have been flying out of that printer. How many cases do you have?

Speed: A few.

Carly: Where were you?

Speed: Anni asked me a question in the hallway.

Carly: She's been acting weird all day.

Speed: How?

Carly: Excited, nervous, jumpy...I don't know. Probably too much coffee.

Speed: Yeah.

Carly: Aren't you off?

Speed: I'm supposed to be.

Carly: So why aren't you going home?

Speed: I have some work to do.

Carly: *crosses arms* You're going to have to go to that apartment sometime tonight.

Speed: I know. I'm thinking of moving out.

Carly: Why?

Speed: I need to find my own place.

Carly: No you don't!

Speed: *lifts brow*

Carly: I mean...Nevermind.

Lounge

Delko: OW MY BUTT!

Jess: Stop moving.

Delko: It hurts!

Jess: Men have no threshold for pain, do they?

Delko: Why do you think you're the one giving birth and not me?

Jess: Good point.

Delko: So how do you feel about all of that?

Jess: What?

Delko: Having a baby.

Jess: I don't know...I guess I should be more scared about it, but...Well you'll be there.

Delko: Uh yeah passed out on the floor.

Jess: *laughs* So how do you feel about being a father?

Delko: Well...It sounds so...Posh. Like I'm one of those rich british people. "Helloooo father" as the kids would say.

Jess: Yeah I guess the only difference is, you're not rich.

Delko: I guess so.

Jess: Ah it won't be so scary. I mean, the kid will be asleep half the time...Right?

Delko: ...

Jess: RIGHT!

Delko: Starting to freak out?

Jess: A little.

Delko: *grabs Jess' hand* I'll be there the whole time, don't worry.

Jess: *hugs Eric*

Anni's apartment, 9 pm

Speed: *walks in* Hey.

Anni: *watching tv* Hey.

Speed: You get Tyler to help you with the images?

Anni: I did it myself actually.

Speed: *sits on couch* What are you watching?

Anni: A Walk To Remember.

Speed: This movie is terrible.

Anni: Yeah but it's the only one on. Want some popcorn?

Speed: Sure.

Anni: *hands over popcorn*

Speed: I'm thinking about moving out.

Anni: *looks at Speed* Why?

Speed: You need your place to yourself and I need to find a new place.

Anni: What's wrong with living here?

Speed: I'm sure you'd rather go out on dates and bring guys back here without worrying if your roommate is here.

Anni: I don't usually bring people here. *looks at TV*

Speed: Well you probably don't want to smell the same cologne every morning throughout your apartment.

Anni: *staring at TV*

Speed: Then you'd only have to cook for yourself, and there wouldn't be any messes, and you can take up the entire sink for your...Woman things.

Anni: I don't mind having a roommate. *eats popcorn*

Speed: Why don't you get a woman roommate?

Anni: Yeah and fight over clothes and toothbrushes? I don't think so. See, this way I can steal your shirts in the mornings and no one will fight.

Speed: Yeah you should probably stop that.

Anni: *smirks* I like your shirts.

Speed: So do I.

Anni: Good. We agree on something.

Speed: Does this mean you're not mad at me?

Anni: *leans head on Speed's shoulder* I could never stay mad at you.

Speed: *nods*

TBC..................
 
HAHA! poor Delko. Well, thats what you get for going snorkeling after playing soccerbasket. A crab will bite you in the butt. AWWW ERIC AND ANNI AND SPEED ARE SO CUTE!

A Walk to Remember? Oh man, we always watch that..."SAVE HIS GIRLFRIEND STETLER!" but still AWWW THEY ARE SO CUTE!. But then again, if Speed wants to move out, maybe he should. I mean, I have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm just trying to make my review longer so it looks like I'm actually doing something.

and AHA! The guinea pigs live! *raises fist* Ah, guinea pigs are the answer for everything. ah...I really don't know what else to say, except:

please update soon!
 
Wow so much to comment on. lol. Firstly, thanks for the birthday wishes, Geni, my b day is really tomorrow but Talk CSI is like a day ahead of my time zone so yeah...the 14th wahoo. lol.

Secondly, I dont' know how to feel about this whole Anni/Speed thing. I mean Anni's wanted this for like EVER and Speed does need some stability in his life. But on the other hand its weird because its always been Speed and me. Even though we are one messed up couple but still.

Awww Jessie's having a baby and Delko's going to be a dad...is it wrong that I'm scared that this child is half Delko. But I guess I have no room to talk becaues I Slept with the man soooo.

And *gaspage* I am no Guinea pig. Pure american human being. lol. A little crazy but still. Update soon please!
 
Yeah I know, but I thought I'd wish you a happy B-day anyway. :D


With You By My Side...

Anni's apartment, midnight

Anni: *asleep*

Speed: *lays Anni on couch, grabs blanket, wraps her*

Anni: *sigh*

Speed: *walks into bedroom, closes door*

Next day, Lab

Colton: *laughs* Hey check it out.

Carly: What?

Colton: Eric fell asleep in the lounge this morning so I drew all over him with permenant marker.

Carly: What did you draw?

Colton: Eye lashes and freckles.

Carly: *starts to laugh*

Colton: Shh, shh he's waking up.

Carly: I can see.

Delko: *walks over* Hey why were you guys watching me from the lounge?

Carly: No reason.

Colton: I like what you've done with your hair today it looks great.

Delko: ...Thanks.

Carly: You sure do freckle under this sun.

Colton: Brings out your more feminine features.

Delko: What? *looks in window* AH! *rubs face* IT'S NOT COMING OFF! WHAT DID YOU DO!

Colton: *laughing*

Carly: *laughing*

Speed: *walks over* Guys, knock it off we have a s....

Delko: WHAT.

Speed: You might want to call your plastic surgeon because he's not finished.

Delko: *frowns*

Carly: *laughing harder*

Colton: *falls onto the floor*

Delko: HE DID THIS! *points to Colton*

Speed: Eric, he's not a professional plastic surgeon. How much did you pay?

Delko: Very funny. HA. HA.

Carly: Man I can't breathe.

Colton: *laughing*

Delko: I LOOK LIKE FRICKIN' PEPPER ANN!

Speed: More like little orphan Annie.

Delko: I hate you. I hate you all. *storms away*

Speed: Get up guys.

Colton: *stands*

Carly: We have a scene?

Speed: Well we were supposed to be in the Hummerhome but I can't find Horatio anywhere.

Colton: Maybe he got lost on his way to the lab.

Carly: He practically lives here.

Colton: Alzheimers?

Carly: *slaps Colton*

Anni: *walks over* I got a question for y'all. Is the Trace lab supposed to have glass everywhere?

Speed: What?

Anni: Yeah I was just in there.

Speed: *runs*

Carly: Wow...Never seen him move so fast.

Trace Lab

Speed: Oh...Crap.

Anni: The windows are everywhere.

Carly: Who would do that?

Colton: Window...Breakers.

Speed: My...My lab.

Carly: Wow now you know how Horatio feels everytime Eric walks in.

Speed: ...Where's the evidence that was here yesterday?

Colton: ...What evidence?

Speed: I left evidence here last night.

Colton: You left evidence here?

Speed: It was a file.

Carly: File of what?

Speed: A case I was working on. It was a will.

Colton: Somebody stole someone's will.

Speed: Oh crap.

Anni: Good thing Horatio's not here.

Carly: Why wasn't it stored away?

Speed: The doors were locked.

Carly: And you still didn't store it?

Delko: *walks over* Hey I found a piece of paper this morning when I crashed through the windows. I thought you might want it back.

Speed: *stares at Eric*

Delko: ...I tripped.

Speed: *grabs paper* Get out of my sight.

Delko: Sorry. *leaves*

Carly: Well that solves that mystery.

Colton: Why do I feel like the Scooby Gang?

Anni: Why?

Colton: Well...We have a Hummerhome and they have that hippie van. And Eric's like Shaggy.

Anni: So who's Scooby?

Colton: ...I haven't figured that out yet.

Carly: Well I'm going to head out to the scene. *leaves*

Colton: I'll come with. *leaves*

Anni: *slaps Speed*

Speed: Ow, what was that for?

Anni: *smiles* Thank you.

Speed: *annoyed tone* For what?

Anni: Covering me with the blanket last night.

Speed: So you slap me?

Anni: It was sweet.

Speed: Still didn't understand the slap.

Anni: Oh by the way, I used your razor to shave my legs.

Speed: *blinks*

Anni: Is that okay?

Speed: ...It's fine.

Anni: You look mad.

Speed: I'm not mad.

Anni: Irritated?

Speed: You used my razor.

Anni: You weren't using it.

Speed: ...I could have.

Anni: *touches Speed's face* Aw, I'm sure you'll have plenty of time to use it another day.

Speed: I guess I'll just have to throw it out.

Anni: And buy another one that I can use?

Speed: *narrows eyes* Yeah I don't think so.

Anni: *giggles*

Speed: *smirks*

Anni: Y'know...You almost look handsome when you smirk.

Speed: Oh almost.

Anni: Yeah. *winks*

Speed: Well you look beautiful all the time.

Anni: *laughs* Smooth.

Speed: ...

Anni: ...

Speed: Are we flirting?

Anni: I think we are.

Speed: ...

Anni: ...

Speed: ...Alright awkward.

Anni: Yeah.

Speed: I'll see you later. *leaves*

Anni: Likewise. *leaves*

TBC.................
 
Aww well thank you. *Huggles*

Aww Speed and Anni are so cute. Needle! Lol. Man that's from like a looooong time ago.

Poor Delko he didn't deserve that, all though it was really funny. And leave it to Eric to get Speed all hyped up...wait a minute will? What will! I'm so confused!

Update soon please
 
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