CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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HAHA OMG That movie scene was SO funny. I love how people kept shushing him, and he kept making me laugh hahaha.

Speed: Huh....My abs look better. Of course the only people who see my abs are...Me and the mirror. But that's another story for another time.
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Oh, I'm sure his abs look quite tasty lol. I wouldn't mind checking his abs for him HAHA

0_0 He smirked...............Tim....never...smirks unless..............................0_0 TIM DOESNT SMIRK! lol. I..don't think I wanna know what I did lol, Katie would get mad at me if I said what I'm thinking lol! Great update Geni, that was funny, update soon please!
 
Haha! Speed in the movies is hilarious...I wish I, or one of my friends were that funny...and I actually want to see that movie, but no-one will go with me :(

Speed: Huh....My abs look better. Of course the only people who see my abs are...Me and the mirror. But that's another story for another time.
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Hee! And me! and Anni...and Katie. geez, Speed gets around :p...Hee, I still can't get that visual out of my head. BLACK AND WHITE! WHAT A GREAT MOVIE!!!!..*cough* anyway...

O_O Speedy smirked? HEE! INVASION!..."Now what do I do?" hehe...ok, I SO have to watch that episode again :D

anyways, please update soon...ECRIT! ERCIT!
 
:lol: Down girls. :p

Heal My Heartsick Hungry Cries

Miami lab, 3 days later

Brad: You track down the plates?

Jess: No. *doing paperwork*

Brad: It's been three days.

Jess: Mhm.

Brad: You've locked yourself in here for three days?

Jess: Mhm.

Brad: Where's Speed?

Jess: ...

Brad: What?

Jess: *bangs head against wall*

Brad: What did he do?

Jess: *frowns*

Brad: ...Sorry I asked.

Jess: *sigh*

Lounge

Speed: *walks in* Hey what are you doing here?

Josh: I brought Cait here.

Speed: Why, does she have to make a statement?

Josh: Funny. I was wondering if maybe Jess could watch her today. I have to be out all day.

Speed: I'm sure Jess wouldn't mind.

Josh: Okay.

Cait: *shakes head* No dadda no. I don't wanna stay here.

Josh: *kneels* You have to stay here.

Cait: No.

Josh: *sigh* And I thought it was hard getting her into the car.

Speed: *crosses arms, smirks*

Josh: *looks up at Speed*

Speed: No no, carry on what you're doing.

Josh: You find this funny.

Speed: I find this amusing.

Josh: *frowns* It's not funny.

Speed: Hey you wanted kids.

Josh: *angry sigh*

Speed: Go on. I'll supervise. If she scratches your eyes out or attacks you I'll shoot her.

Josh: Tim get lost.

Cait: Daddy I wanna go.

Speed: Yeah daddy she wants to go.

Josh: Knock it off Tim.

Speed: Or what? You'll baby talk me to death?

Josh: *turns to Cait* Don't listen to your uncle. He's crazy.

Cait: *giggles*

Josh: Now, you're going to stay here until I get back.

Cait: *shakes head* No dadda. Mum wants me to stay with you.

Josh: Mom's not here. So, are you going to be a good girl?

Cait: Nope.

Josh: Ah come on.

Cait: *giggles*

Speed: *rubs eyes* This is pathetic.

Josh: Cait, repeat after me.

Cait: After me.

Josh: ...

Speed: *smirks*

Josh: Uncle Tim is a jacka-

Speed: WHOA. Whoa, there little brother. Teach her the swears when she's at least three.

Josh: Stop calling me little brother.

Speed: I can't. You're little and you're my brother. I think there's an expression that goes with those two terms. It's called the 'little brother'.

Cait: *giggles*

Josh: Okay Cait, I have to leave now. Jess will be here in a few minutes.

Cait: *starts to cry, reaches out* NO dadda!

Josh: I'm sorry I have to go to work.

Cait: *crying*

Josh: *sigh*

Cait: DADDY! *crying*

Josh: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *shakes head* Kids these days. Loving their parents. What a crime.

Josh: *frowns*

Speed: *shrugs*

Josh: *turns to Cait* Okay I'll stay until Jess gets here.

Cait: *wipes eyes*

Josh: You okay now?

Cait: *hugs Josh*

Josh: Oof.

Speed: Oh you're breaking my heart.

Josh: What heart?

Speed: That hurts Josh. It does.

Cait: Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Josh: What?

Cait: Tie my shoes.

Josh: *lifts brow*

Speed: Oh yeah she's Carly's kid.

Josh: *tying Cait's shoes*

Speed: I haven't seen any Speedle in her yet though. Must be like Zebras who's stripes show up a little later in their youth.

Josh: She is not a Zebra.

Cait: *grinning* Thankie daddy.

Josh: No problem kiddo.

Cait: When's mum getting back?

Josh: Soon.

Cait: When's that?

Josh: Uh...Not far from now.

Cait: When's that?

Josh: Maybe a week or two.

Cait: When's that?

Josh: A few more sleeps.

Cait: When's that?

Josh: ...Soon.

Cait: ...When's that?

Josh: Uh...You let me worry about that, sweetheart.

Cait: *sigh*

Josh: You want some cookies?

Cait: *wide-eyed, smiles*

Josh: *gives cookies to Cait* Okay, hold it with both hands so you don't make a mess.

Cait: *eating cookie*

Josh: And yet she manages to get chocolate everywhere in two seconds.

Cait: *giggles*

Josh: You want anything else?

Cait: *reaches out* Juice!

Josh: What else do you say?

Cait: *smiling* Please and thankie.

Josh: Good girl.

Cait: Daddy?

Josh: Yes, sweetheart.

Cait: I love you.

Josh: *smirks* I love you too kiddo.

Cait: *giggles*

Speed: God I want one.

Josh: *looks at Speed*

Speed: ...A cookie. I want a cookie. Very hungry. You're doing a great job. *leaves*

Josh: *laughs*

TBC..................
 
AWWWWWWW...daddy Joshie! that was the cutest thing EVER!..heh, Speedy wants another kid. Aww, thats so cute! but who will he have the kid with? Katie is in the Hummerhome *eerie music*

Ah, I seriously can't get over how cute that was. And I still think it's absolutely adorable how Cait says 'mum' even though Joshie says 'mom'...what an Aussie!

ECRIT! HOUND!...uh, that means - please update soon
 
Whoa I take two days off to watch house and I come back to see mounds of updates...which isn't a bad thing. lol.

First of all I think the whole Lori/Brad thing is very cute. And Timmy being all protective daddy is even cuter. Teehee.

Speed: That girl is crazier than her mother.
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And hey I resent that. I'm not crazy. THE CRAZIES AREN'T CRAZY!

And you know I never thought i'd actually see the day where me and Eric got together. I mean its Eric...and me...and I dunno, but he was always protective of me i'll admit that. But you know thats so like Eric to "be there" when a girl's lonely. lol.

And hmmm Speed and Jess? That man really is making his way around the group. But now I think he's offically ran out of girls well except for Missy and JC but still it could happen. lol.

That movie scene was all kinds of hilarious. I hate it when people talk during movies I just yelled at some people on Saturday because of that. Anyways, Speed wants a kid...I'm..possibly pregnant..granted its not Speed's..its OH NO this kid is going to be nuts isn't it? I mean I'm all wahoo and Eric's all...psycho at times. Poor Kid. lol.

And awww how cute is Cait? She reminds me of a young Lori. lol. Update soon please.
 
Happy new year everyone!
Cait is just so cute, and Lori is my favourite character so Im pleased she's in this so much at the minute
 
Haha speedy doesn't want the cookie he wants another younger child LOL. HAPPY NEW YEARS *streamers and confetti goes everywhere, hand out a round on me of whisky (shhhh we'll say its ice tea and gingerale*hiccups*)* wow that is alot of little icon thingy magigy's ....LOL and this is me not drunk .... just sleep deprived after takeing care of a one year old all night *falls asleep typing* LOL okay so anyway ... AWWWW how cute cait doesn't want her daddy to go ... I use to be like that, cait is so cute and she does actually remind me of holly cause of the Thankie thing .... and darn you geni thats how i say thankyou now is thankie lol..... anyway can't wait for more updates cause ur updates just rule .... okay gonna pass out now.
 
karen999uk, Lori does seem to be one of the favs around here. :D Well, why wouldn't she be? She's the spawn of Katie and Speed. :)
Happy New Years to everyone.

Katie! *huggles* You're back! *huggles some more*

*is hounded*

Long Way

Hummerhome, Canada

Horatio: STOP DRIVING LIKE A MANIAC! WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR LISCENCE! *makes motions for other driver to roll down their window*

Calleigh: *covers eyes*

Delko: *shakes head*

Horatio: He's not listening. Everyone listens to me. *plasters face to window* YOU WOULDN'T REFUSE THE SON OF GOD WOULD YOU!

Delko: I think impersonation of a divine biblical character is illegal.

Horatio: *giving people the finger*

Calleigh: *sigh* Horatio, they're billboards. You're parked in a field.

Horatio: ....

Delko: *looks around*

Anni: Did someone spike his water with vodka?

Horatio: It's...Driving this Hummerhome for so long. Screws your perspective.

Calleigh: Come on Horatio, let's calm you down. Eric will drive.

Everyone: ...

Calleigh: What?

Delko: Yeah I'm responsible. I'm taking Speed's place as the smartass clever one.

Anni: I just don't see it.

Katie: I do.

Everyone: *looks at Katie*

Katie: What?

Delko: Thanks Katie.

Katie: Oh don't get used to it. *crosses arms*

Delko: ...Sorry.

Horatio: NO! NO ONE TOUCHES MY HUMMERHOME!

Carly: I think he's snapped after this long.

Horatio: *stroking Hummerhome dashboard* My baby.

JC: Come on Horatio, let's go.

Horatio: NO! STAY AWAY!

Delko: I think he's going bananas.

Horatio: I like bananas. Who doesn't like bananas? WE. NEVER. CLOSE.

Everyone: *staring at Horatio*

Horatio: The occasion called for it.

Lounge

Jess: Okay hun, what do you want to watch?

Cait: TV.

Jess: Okay but what on TV?

Cait: I dunno.

Jess: How about Blue's Clues?

Cait: YAY!

Jess: Okay. *switches channel*

Cait: Hee.

Jess: You want some more cookies?

Cait: Nope. Too much isn't healthy.

Jess: ...Wow. And who taught you that?

Cait: Daddy.

Jess: And you're...Listening to him?

Cait: *nods*

Jess: Good girl. I wish I could say the same for your cousins. *laughs*

Cait: *staring at TV*

Jess: You're a quiet kid.

Cait: *nods*

Jess: Do you get into a lot of trouble at home?

Cait: *shakes head*

Jess: Why not?

Cait: *shrugs*

Jess: What do you usually do at home?

Cait: Read.

Jess: What do you read?

Cait: Books.

Jess: *laughs* Well I know that.

Cait: I colour, and read, and then I have a nap at 1.

Jess: You've got your whole life planned out, huh.

Cait: *nods*

Jess: What do you do for fun?

Cait: I go to the playground with daddy.

Jess: Is it fun?

Cait: *smiles* Uh huh. He takes me down the slide, and the swings, and the teeter totter.

Jess: Your dad sounds pretty cool.

Cait: *nods*

Jess: What about your mom?

Cait: I love mummy.

Jess: Good. Do you two have any fun?

Cait: *giggles* She paints my nails.

Jess: Ah man I wish my mom did that with me.

Cait: Hee.

Jess: Hey, you want to go bug your uncle at work?

Cait: YES!

Jess: Good, come on. We'll go down to PD. He's with a suspect.

Cait: What's a suspect?

Jess: Well, it's a person who we think might have done something bad.

Cait: Like what?

Jess: Like...Hurting someone, or breaking the rules.

Cait: People shouldn't break the rules. Daddy told me that.

Jess: He's right.

Interrogation

Speed: *places folder on table* Okay so you were parked at the campus.

Logan: ...Yeah I drive.

Speed: You own a yellow Ford explorer.

Logan: Yeah and it was the worst investment I've ever made. I sold it the other day.

Speed: Sold it, to who?

Logan: A guy.

Speed: Does the guy have a name?

Logan: Probably. I didn't get it.

Speed: You sold your truck to a guy and you didn't even ask his name?

Logan: I needed the money and he made me an offer.

Speed: Did he go to the college?

Logan: Probably.

Speed: What did he look like?

Logan: Uh..Tall.

Speed: Tall.

Logan: Yeah. It's not like I was thinking I was going to be needing his description.

Speed: Did you switch liscence plates?

Logan: I left mine on.

Speed: ...Why?

Logan: He said he was going to change the plates when he got back to his place, and then give me mine in the morning. I sold the truck to him at like midnight.

Speed: Well that was thinking with your heasd.

Logan: Okay I'm sorry for staying up so late and needing money.

Speed: *picks up folder, reads it* Don't give me an attitude. I'm not trying to grill you for selling your truck. I'm trying to find a murderer and my only lead is you.

Logan: What's the big deal anyway? That kid was being beaten up so obviously no one's going to miss him.

Speed: It's still murder.

Logan: Well I didn't kill him. I tried to protect him the last time. It's only because I found out the kid knew Lori.

Speed: *looks at Logan* You know Lori.

Logan: Yeah. So?

Speed: The guy who bought the truck, did he say anything else about the college, or his job?

Logan: Just that he might get more access to the college soon.

Speed: Why?

Logan: He didn't tell me why. He just said he needed the truck so he could park it at the college.

Speed: *looks at door*

Cait: *waves shyly*

Speed: *looks at Logan* I'm going to need you to stick around. I'll be back. *leaves*

Logan: Sure.

Halls

Speed: What are you doing here?

Cait: Jessie sent me here.

Speed: By yourself?

Cait: No she had to get a soda.

Speed: *picks up Cait* Come on, let's get you back to the lounge.

Cait: Who's the man in the room?

Speed: A suspect.

Cait: A bad guy?

Speed: I don't know. And where is Jess?

Cait: I don't know.

Speed: You're not supposed to be on your own.

Cait: Jessie said it was okay.

Speed: Jessie doesn't understand children.

Cait: Oh. Did I do something bad?

Speed: No, you didn't.

Cait: ...Why are there ladies staring at us?

Speed: Because this is a rare sight and something that should never happen again. I don't want to see you back in here, you understand?

Cait: *nods*

Lounge

Speed: *puts Cait down* Sit on this couch and don't move.

Cait: Okie.

Speed: *kneels* Now, your dad's going to be back a little later, so you need to be a good girl until then. Can you do that?

Cait: *smiles* Yup.

Speed: Good.

Cait: Mummy called last night.

Speed: Did she.

Cait: Mhm and I heard daddy talking to her on the phone.

Speed: About what?

Cait: Well mum says that Anni told her something about auntie Katie.

Speed: ...Really.

Cait: Yup. I was on the other phone listening.

Speed: What did she say?

Cait: What do I get out of it?

Speed: I won't tell your dad that you left the lounge.

Cait: Okie. WELL. Mum says that auntie Katie might have a baby.

Speed: ...Uh...Are you sure?

Cait: Yup. And Eric's the daddy.

Speed: *frowns* Stay here, your dad will be back. *leaves*

Cait: Okay.

Hummerhome

Horatio: EVERYONE CLEAN! THAT MEANS NO MESS! I WANT THIS PLACE SPIC AND SPAN IN NO TIME! *puts on apron* OH MY GOD THERE AREN'T ENOUGH APRONS FOR EVERYONE!

Calleigh: *cleaning stove*

Horatio: NO no no. You're not doing that right. You have to clean in circles. CIRCLES!

Calleigh: Geez, sorry.

Colton: Am I doing this right?

Horatio: *wide-eyed* WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THAT WINDOW CLEANER IS LEAVING STREAKS! GIVE ME THAT! *grabs window cleaner*

Colton: Uh..Okay. Sorry.

Delko: These stains are just impossible.

Horatio: You want to let the solution sit for a while and then dab it in but don't scrub it or you'll ruin the fibers.

Delko: Ah. I didn't know cleaning carpets was such a science.

cellphone rings

Katie: *opens phone* Yeah?

Speed: We need to talk.

Katie: ..Uh..We do?

Speed: Eric? With ERIC? Seriously. He barely has the mental capacity of a three year old and you want to have his kids?

Katie: Whoa, whoa, no one said I wanted his kids.

Everyone: *looks at Katie*

Katie: ...Telemarketer.

Everyone: *goes back to work*

Katie: *whispers* Tim this is not a good time.

Speed: Are you pregnant?

Katie: No I'm not. Will you stop freaking out?

Speed: Josh heard you were.

Katie: Josh heard a rumor.

Speed: So I take it you're still fooling around with Eric.

Katie: No I'm not. The only reason we were seeing each other is because I thought you were dead. I didn't think you were coming back.

Speed: Are you two still seeing each other?

Katie: No.

Speed: *sigh* You know what, this isn't working.

Katie: What isn't working?

Speed: This. I should trust you more than I do.

Katie: ....Wow. Never thought I'd hear you say that.

Speed: Well I slept with Jess so this is the least I can do.

Katie: YOU WHAT!

Speed: You actually sound shocked.

Katie: Oh...Yeah so I went a little over the top. Okay let's make a deal. We'll call it even.

Speed: Sounds good to me.

Katie: I'll see you in a few weeks.

Speed: You too.

Katie: *closes phone* Where were we?

Horatio: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A SPONGE! *throwing sponges*

Katie: *screams*

TBC............
 
Uh oh, is Katie gonna be mad at me when they get back because.......oh geez, this is just not good, I don't want Katie to be mad at me! HE SMIRKED RT JESSIE CANT HELP THAT! *calms down* okay. Cait, is SO cute!

WOW Horatio has gone like, insane with his hummerhome, I think he needs to go to therapy or something, or at least get on the hummerplane instead. Then he won't have to worry about bad drivers and.............billboards lol. HAHA SPONGE FIGHT! Oh man, I just can't believe Cait told Tim about Katie, and then Speed got all pissed off, and both Eric and me didn't know that Katie thought she was pregnant and everyone is still pissy and awkward and DAMN there is some good drama going on in this RT! lol. Great job Geni, update soon please!
 
Oh my gosh, Cait is the cutest little thing ever! Hee. Blue's Clues! Awww, just like Lori. That's so cute!

Ohhh, Logan? You know, I never liked that Logan kid. Well, maybe I did, but I don't now, "so obviously, no-ones gonna miss him" pfft, what a jerk. Now I hope it was him. And besides, since it's Ash, Lori's gonna miss him, so HA! Take THAT Logan!

...Ok, Horatio needs to lay of the sauce. He's obviously either been drinking too much or been in the Hummerhome for WAY too long and he's finally cracked. Well, if nothing else, it's gonna be an interesting trip...and I don't mean that there's nothing else, because there is...it's just an expression. *hides* DON'T HURT ME! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!...

ah, ok, I'm just gonna shutup now...please update soon
 
Huh so is that all it takes to sleep with that man? To go to the movies? Well gee, I didn't know it was that easy. lol. Jess you lucky dog. lol.

Katie: Whoa, whoa, no one said I wanted his kids.

Everyone: *looks at Katie*

Katie: ...Telemarketer.
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Oh man I laughed so hard I almosted choked. lol.

But awww Cait is such a...tattle tell...but she's so cute so that makes up for it.lol. And whoa can you say psycho Horatio? I mean I know in Miami "we never close" but geesh calm down man. Update soon please.
 
:lol: Here's the update. :D

And the stuff I promised will be here soon...But here's another chapter so I can go get food. :p

Another Time

Lounge, 5 pm

Cait: *swinging legs, wipes eyes*

Yelina: *walks past*

Cait: *sniffs*

Yelina: *walks in* You must be Cait.

Cait: *nods*

Yelina: *sits on couch* My name's Yelina.

Cait: *wipes nose*

Yelina: *smiles* That's a very pretty dress.

Cait: *nods*

Yelina: *reaches into pocket, pulls out kleenex* Why are you sitting here by yourself?

Cait: *grabs kleenex* Jessie left.

Yelina: Where did she go?

Cait: Make a phone call.

Yelina: Is that why you're crying?

Cait: ...*nods* I want my mum.

Yelina: She'll be home soon.

Cait: *sigh*

Yelina: *looks up*

Speed: *standing in doorway*

Yelina: *smirks* She's feeling a little lonely.

Speed: *walks in*

Yelina: *strokes Cait's head*

Cait: *sniffs*

Speed: *kneels* Jess left you again, didn't she?

Cait: *nods*

Speed: You have tv.

Cait: *starts to cry* I *sniff* want *sniff* my *sniff* mummy *crying*

Yelina: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *sits on couch* Okay, come here. *grabs Cait*

Cait: *sits on Speed's lap, hugs him*

Speed: *looks at Yelina*

Yelina: *smiles*

Speed: You talk to Josh?

Yelina: He's still working. He should be off in a couple of hours.

Speed: A couple of hours? You're kidding me.

Yelina: I don't make the shifts.

Cait: *burries head in Speed's chest*

Yelina: Poor girl.

Speed: Poor girl?

Yelina: *shakes head* I'm sure Josh will get here as fast as he can.

Speed: I hope so.

Yelina: Are you on a break?

Speed: Actually I'm not, I'm supposed to be showing a suspect some pictures.

Yelina: Why aren't you?

Speed: *stares at Yelina*

Yelina: And you always said you hated kids. *stands, leaves*

Speed: *looks down at Cait*

Cait: *asleep*

Speed: *smirks*

TBC....................
 
Awwww Speed and his...his...daddylness its so cute. I mean...seriously I dont' know why that man and a kid is so cute but it is. Well to me anyways. Poor Cait wants her mommy, poor thing. Update soon please.
 
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Okay, Cait is SO adorable! What a cutie! Poor girl wants here mummie! OMG I feel so bad that I walked away from her! Speed SO deserves another kid, Katie needs to give him one lol! Speed is so adorable with her, man, and he said he hated kids, pssssssssssh not when he's related to them. I think Speed having his own kids changed him A LOT. He's become more of a softie, and I personally think it's changed him for the better. He's an absolute sweetheart around kids. Great update Geni, hope to see more soon!
 
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