CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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I swear, Holly is the most adorable thing. I can just see her standing at the bottom of the stairs, holding her teddy bear with her little feetie pajamas on. :lol: I know you never said she wore feetie pajamas, but that's how I saw her. :lol: Update soon.
 
...*switches off Chris Daughtery* ANyways the ending to the last chapter was very interesting. But you know I wouldn't want Speed to change I can't imagine him all happy go lucky and all...wahooo all the time. And he can't stand me? Well gee I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I hope we at least work something out. Ugh i can't believe i say "I love you" and he just nods. Again I'm geeling that warm and fuzzy feeling. lol. Anyways I can't wait to see where this ends Geni. You are doing a great job. Update soon please!
 
Aw, Holly in footies and a teddy... *sniff* That is one cute kid.

*hugs Katie* Don't worry, you'll find someone nice. :p

Slowly Getting Closure, Guess It's Really Over

Imperial Design, inc

Anni: So why did you drag me out of bed at 8 in the morning?

Speed: I didn't drag you out of bed. You came willingly.

Anni: I woke up in the Hummer.

Speed: You were sleeping in the Hummer.

Anni: Why was I asleep in your Hummer?

Speed: The lab's Hummer, not mine.

Anni: Why was I asleep in the lab's Hummer?

Speed: I don't know, I was wondering that myself. But since you're here, you can help me.

Anni: With what?

Speed: The case.

Anni: Oh, I thought we were at a lingerie store for a reason.

Speed: *frowns*

Anni: Sorry.

Man: *walks over* You two looking to buy something special?

Speed: What? No. No we're not.

Anni: *holds Speed's hand* He's just shy. Don't worry honey it happens to the best of us.

Speed: *glares*

Anni: ...*lets go of Speed's hand*

Speed: We're with Miami CSI. *lifts badge*

Anni: Oh cool, do that again.

Speed: *angry sigh*

Man: What do you need?

Speed: Some fiber samples if you wouldn't mind.

Man: Actually I would. You need a warrant.

Anni: HA. HE HAS ONE! Give it to him Tim, give it!

Speed: *pulls out warrant*

Anni: TOUCHDOWN!

Man: *grabs paper*

Anni: *walks over to racks* Oh I like this. It's pretty. *grabs thong* Hey Tim what do you think?

Speed: *turns around* ...Put that down.

Anni: I'm just browsing. OH LOOK! LOOK SPEED I FOUND SOMETHING CUTE! *grabs bra* How does it look on me?

Speed: Are you wearing that on the outside of your clothes?

Anni: How else do you expect me to try it on?

Man: Uh, we have change rooms ma'am.

Anni: Oh sweet. *grabs bunch of lingerie, walks off*

Speed: You done with that paper?

Man: Yes. Take a look around.

Speed: Thanks. *walks away*

Change rooms

Anni: *drops hanger* OW! Man they make these hangers real pointy nowadays.

Speed: *looking through bins* Good for them.

Anni: Oh this looks cute. I have to show you.

Speed: Just stay where you are. *mumbles* I knew I should have brought Carly.

Anni: *walks out, makes a model pose* Like it?

Speed: *turns around*

Anni: Okay I want your honest opinion.

Speed: *covers eyes* No, you know what? You should put on clothes. I think that's illegal, yeah probably illegal. *trips over rack*

Anni: *laughs*

Man: *looks over* Everything alright?

Speed: *picking up clothes* Yeah! Yeah everything's fine! *throws clothes into bins* Will you put on some clothes?

Anni: Ha ha I made you fall.

Speed: I tripped because I had my eyes covered.

Anni: Aw, did you like what you saw?

Speed: Get dressed.

Anni: OH if I get dressed can we go for ice cream?

Speed: You can go to the supermarket and buy a bucket.

Anni: *jumping up and down* YAY!

Speed: *clears throat* I'm going over here now. *turns around, trips over more racks*

Anni: HEHE.

Speed: *throws clothes* DRESSED! GET DRESSED!

Anni: You're holding a thong.

Speed: AH! *throws thong*

Anni: *laughing*

Speed: *shoves Anni into change room* Get dressed, we're leaving. *closes door*

Anni: Fine, but you don't have to be such a spoil sport.

Speed: Thank you.

10 minutes later

Anni: *walks up behind Speed* Done?

Speed: *turns around* Are you done?

Anni: Hell yeah.

Speed: What is that?

Anni: I'm buying it.

Speed: You're buying a thong.

Anni: Yeah.

Speed: You're not supposed to buy the evidence.

Anni: The evidence is black and blue. It's also a fine wool. This happens to be a dark red, very fine silk-

Speed: I get it.

Anni: OH! I left my wallet back in the Humma.

Speed: *frowns* I am not buying that.

Anni: Oh come on Speed! It's so pretty! LOOK HOW PRETTY! *shoves thong in Speed's face*

Speed: OKAY! OKAY!

Anni: Thank you.

Speed: I'm not touching it.

Anni: *walks over to counter* He's buying.

Man: *looks at Speed*

Speed: She's making me.

Man: Sure.

Speed: *grabs wallet*

Anni: Hee.

Man: You two got something special planned tonight?

Speed: No. We're not together. We're cops.

Man: Sure you are. The ol' warrant technique.

Speed: *shakes head*

Anni: Come on Timmy, lighten up.

Speed: *hands bag to Anni* Take it already.

Anni: *grabs bag* Ready to go?

Speed: Yes. Move. Now.

Anni: Ooooh.

Speed: Go.

Anni: I'm going, I'm going.

Hummer, 10 minutes later

Anni: Are you mad?

Speed: No.

Anni: You look mad.

Speed: I'm concentrating on the road.

Anni: Come on, you've never had a little fun on the job?

Speed: Usually I work with Eric.

Anni: Bummer.

Speed: Yeah.

Anni: But you liked what I was wearing right?

Speed: We're not talking about this.

Anni: You're so uptight. We need to loosen you up.

Speed: If you touch me I'll crash this Hummer and we'll both die.

Anni: *laughs* I meant we all go out for a couple of beers after work.

Speed: No.

Anni: What is your problem?

Speed: I don't have a problem.

Anni: Have fun for once in your life.

Speed: I'm working.

Anni: Pull over here.

Speed: Why?

Anni: Because I said so.

Speed: No.

Anni: *grabs wheel*

Speed: What the hell are you doing! *breaks*

Anni: See? Here we are.

Speed: Where?

Anni: Paint-Ball-O-Rama.

Speed: I don't even know what that is.

Anni: You grab a gun full of paint and you shoot as many people as possible. It's really fun.

Speed: I doubt it.

Anni: *gets out of Hummer*

Speed: *angry sigh*

Outside

Anni: Okay we'll go in. I figure we have about an hour. This should take two.

Speed: I'm not going to be late for work.

Anni: Live on the wild side for a while. *grabs Speed's hand* You can imagine all those people are me.

Speed: Horatio's going to get mad.

Anni: Um not unless he finds out, which he won't. Come on, it'll be fun.

Lab, two hours later

Horatio: *places hands on hips* DNA on the fingernail come back?

Delko: Nothing.

Horatio: Okay, prints on the suit.

Delko: I'm running them through the system now.

Horatio: Where's Speed with that evidence?

Delko: I called him an hour ago.

Horatio: *sigh*

Speed: *walks in* Sorry I'm late.

Delko: Where were you?

Speed: I went to the designer place with Anni.

Horatio: You have the fibers?

Speed: Yeah. *hands over bag*

Horatio: These are visually the same as the stuff found in the suit.

Speed: I'll compare them in the scope right now.

Horatio: Okay. I have something to take care of so I'll see you later. *leaves*

Speed: *sits* Oof.

Delko: ...Rough day at the lingerie place?

Speed: *frowns* Anni dragged me to a paintball place.

Delko: Oh sounds fun.

Speed: Yeah you would say that.

Delko: It wasn't fun?

Speed: She's crazy.

Delko: *laughs* When did you start to notice this?

Speed: You running those prints?

Delko: Yeah but AFIS hasn't kicked anything back yet. So how was the lingerie store?

Speed: Awkward.

Delko: *nods* Well for you.

Speed: What's that supposed to mean?

Delko: No offense but when's the last time you were in one of those places?

Speed: Two hours ago.

Delko: *laughs*

Anni: *walks in* You compare the fibers yet?

Speed: We just got back.

Anni: Well I figure with a name like Speed, you must be pretty fast.

Delko: *smirks*

Speed: I'm not.

Anni: Oh no no no, this won't do.

Speed: What?

Anni: You look tired. We can't have that.

Speed: Sorry, I'm old.

Anni: *gasp* Tim Speedle you are not old. If you say that again, I'll slap you.

Speed: Don't bother.

Anni: You doing anything after work?

Speed: Yes. I'm going home after work.

Anni: No wonder you're tired. You haven't challenged your mind. We're going to a club.

Speed: I don't want to go to a club.

Anni: Eric, you want to come too?

Delko: Yeah, sure!

Speed: I hate you both.

Anni: It'll be fun.

Speed: Not everything is fun.

Anni: My philosophy is, if you see everything as fun, eventually it'll become fun. Open your mind a little.

Speed: Were you toking up behind the lab?

Anni: *laughs* Pick me up at seven.

Speed: Uh, drive yourself.

Anni: Nonsense. You're going to get dressed and you're going to pick me up. It's not a date so don't freak out, I just don't have a car.

Speed: Walk.

Anni: Don't be late. *walks away*

Delko: *starts laughing*

Speed: Don't.

TBC............
 
Ohhhh well look at little miss Anni go. Teehee. That's one small step for Anni and one giant leap for Needle. (That what there names are together isn't it? Ah heck I forget lol)

But oh man Speed in a langeria store...now that I would love to see. Awww poor guy tripped over the clothes racks. I think he did like what he saw. lol.

Anni: HA. HE HAS ONE! Give it to him Tim, give it!

Speed: *pulls out warrant*

Anni: TOUCHDOWN!
Teehee. Oh man Anni just cracks me up. Thats simply all there is to it.

Hmmm...Anni AND Speed in a club together...I'm not so sure if thats a good idea. I mean Speed yeah sure he's not really a hazard to himself but Anni can get pretty crazy. Well who am I to talk my drunken stories will probably be passed down to my great granchild and i'll be refered to as 'That family memembr we never talk about' or 'You know who'. Anyways great up geni as always. Update soon please.

*hugs Katie* Don't worry, you'll find someone nice.
Hmm...I'm gonna hold you to that. lol. I'm kidding.
 
:devil: :devil:

Left Me Out Of Breath

Club, 8 pm

Delko: Took you guys long enough to get here.

Speed: Anni had to change.

Anni: Hee.

Delko: I got you guys some beer.

Anni: THANKS! *grabs beer*

Speed: *grabs beer, drinks*

Delko: *lifts brow*

Anni: Okay let's dance.

Speed: I don't dance.

Anni: Just feel the music.

Speed: No.

Delko: Man you have got to be the worst clubber I've ever met.

Speed: I know, that's why I'm never at clubs.

Delko: *shakes head*

Anni: Come on Tim. *grabs Speed's hand*

Speed: No. I don't dance.

Anni: Alright, have it your way, we don't have to dance. OH! Let's have a drinking contest. First one to 13 drinks without puking gets gloating rights.

Delko: I'll take that bet.

Speed: Guys, no one is drinking that much. Eric you have to drive tonight.

Delko: Geez DAD sorry.

Speed: *punches Delko*

Delko: OW. *rubs arm*

Anni: Man I feel like one of the guys. *belches*

Delko: But you look beautiful.

Anni: Thank you. I'm wearing my new thong.

Speed: Too much information.

Delko: *laughs*

Anni: *laughs*

Delko: Alright alright, I've got a question. If there was one thing right now that you want to do, what would it be?

Anni: Hmm that's a tough question. Right now I just WANT TO DANCE! *dancing on spot*

Delko: *laughing*

Speed: *shakes head*

Delko: I'll tell you what I want to do right now. Get another beer and get that woman's phone number.

Speed: Eric that's terrible.

Delko: You guys stay here, I'll be right back. *walks away*

Anni: *sits at bar* You know what? This is fun.

Speed: *sits* Why?

Anni: Well I'm with my two favorite guys and we're having fun.

Speed: You think this is fun.

Anni: Oh okay let me guess. 'Fun is a relative term'. Geez Speed, you're going to start sounding like a Vulcan. I just hope you haven't mastered the neck pinch.

Speed: Funny.

Anni: You've been to clubs with Eric right?

Speed: Yeah.

Anni: And what did you do while he went around getting everyone's number?

Speed: I usually sat alone and wallowed in self pity.

Anni: *laughs*

Speed: No, I usually just hung around and watched everyone else have a good time.

Anni: Why didn't you get out there?

Speed: I don't know, I don't really fit in at these places.

Anni: Oh come on. You're a hot young single guy. You'd be a god if women took the time to notice.

Speed: So in other words no one notices me.

Anni: I'd notice you.

Speed: *smirks*

Anni: You want another drink?

Speed: No, no it's on me.

Anni: Really?

Speed: Yeah.

Anni: *smiles* You know, you're pretty fun when you're not so tense.

Speed: Really.

Anni: Yeah. You know the thing that makes you seem more human? A smile. I hate to quote a song, but a smile really does say it all.

Speed: Maybe I don't feel like smiling all the time like you do.

Anni: A smirk will do just fine.

Speed: *nods*

Anni: You feel like dancing yet?

Speed: No.

Anni: How much money will it take?

Speed: All the money in the world could never make me get out there and make a fool of myself.

Anni: *punches Speed* Scardey cat.

Speed: Yeah that's cute.

Anni: Oh so you're saying I'm cute now.

Speed: I never said that.

Anni: Will you relax? I'm just teasing you.

Speed: Sorry.

Anni: So how's your new apartment?

Speed: ....New.

Anni: *laughs*

Speed: It's empty.

Anni: Don't you have furniture.

Speed: Some.

Anni: Doesn't quite feel home-ee yet?

Speed: No.

Anni: I think you just need someone to share the empty space with. You know, someone you trust and love.

Speed: Yeah.

Anni: I think you just push people away because you're scared to get into all of that again.

Speed: You have a hidden degree in psychology or something?

Anni: No, I just know you.

Speed: I see that.

Anni: So I'm right.

Speed: More or less.

Anni: *nods*

Speed: So what do you want out of life?

Anni: Me? Spontaneity. It's the spice of life. Random occurences that could affect the way you live. Could be for better, could be for worse but that's the fun part because it's always a surpri-

Speed: *kisses Anni*

Across the room

Delko: Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: Don't you have a boyfriend or something?

Delko: ...No.

Woman: Oh...Well you seem gay. *walks away*

Delko: That has happened 14 times.

TBC...........
 
So much to write about. Let's number them. :lol:

1. Fine Anni. I don't want to be one of your favorite guys either. *scratches Anni off of list of favorite girls* My top 3 is now Calleigh, Katie, Jess. *sticks tongue out at Anni* :p

2. Speed....Wow.....Bold.....Answering in one word sentences is fun. :lol: But I'm shocked he was so daring and just kissed her.

3. Poor Delko. 14th time he's been thought to be gay. Ok...Creepy....That doesn't shock me in the least. :lol:

Main point in the numbered things are: :p Anni, Wow Speed, and Same old Delko. :lol:

One more thing, Update soon. ;)
 
My top 3 is now Calleigh, Katie, Jess. *sticks tongue out at Anni*
Hey! I didn't do anything...well, except arrest you, but jeez man that was like 17 RT years ago...let it go :p



yay! Anni finally got her knees!
Anni: Yeah. You know the thing that makes you seem more human? A smile. I hate to quote a song, but a smile really does say it all.
hehe...I am SO going to listen to that song when I get the CD back from my friend :D

Woman: Oh...Well you seem gay. *walks away*

Delko: That has happened 14 times.
Awww, poor Delkipoo...just because women think he's gay...

Yay for Anni! :D


please update soon
 
Aww poor Speed he's such a sourpuss. And seriously 14 times Delko? That's not a good thing. Poor guy just wants to get...some and he keeps getting rejected. This is what I love about the RT, Geni. Its the exact opposite of the show. lol. And awwww Speed kissed Anni. FINALLY! Awww Anni's going to be so happy when she reads that. Awww and I guess Chris Rock was right. In that movie Down to Earth (if you've seen it lol) first kisses are always in the middle of a sentence. lol. Update soon please.
 
Holly: *standing at the bottom of stairs, holding teddy*
God, I can tell you from personal experiance that that is the scariest,worst feeling in the entire world. *hugs Holly* I can't help but cry for her.
Anni: Me? Spontaneity. It's the spice of life. Random occurences that could affect the way you live. Could be for better, could be for worse but that's the fun part because it's always a surpri-

Speed: *kisses Anni*
And Anni FINALLY gets her kiss! You go girl!
Oh, poor Delko, having a rough time at the club. Isn't he with Jess? If he isn't, I'm still single! :D
Good Job Geni! I heart RT! Makes the day soooooo much better!
 
HAHA My internet is back! Damn trucks that bring down phone lines. DIE teehee.

WOW That took a while to read, you were busy Geni! Well, it's about TIME Anni got her kiss from Speed! And she didn't even have to get him drunk to do it, go Anni! I'm happy for her, I think she could bring some true happiness into Tim's life if he gave her the chance. :D

DAMNIT DELKO I AM THE LOYAL ONE lol. Oh man, poor Speed though, how is he going to work things out for his kids? If you asked me though, he's making things complicated. He wants to see his kids but he doesn't want to get a shift change either. It's kinda hypocritical, but I'm the queen of being hypocritical so I guess I can't blame him lol.

Great updates Geni, I enjoyed catching up! Update soon!:D
 
Make Things Right

Club, 10 pm

Delko: Alright we finished having fun, because I've had to convince 30 people that I don't have a boyfriend.

Speed: *staring at Anni*

Anni: *staring at Speed*

Delko: ...Guys?

Anni: Huh?

Speed: *looks at Eric* What.

Delko: What's up with you guys?

Speed: Nothing. What did you need?

Delko: I'm ready to go. You guys ready too?

Speed: Sure.

Anni: Yeah, I'm all partied out.

Delko: Great, I'll see you guys at work tomorrow.

Speed: You too.

Delko: *leaves*

Anni: *looks down at table*

Speed: You alright?

Anni: Yeah, I'm fine.

Speed: Come on, I'll take you home.

Anni: Thanks.

Humma, 10:38 pm

Anni: *unlocks door*

Speed: You haven't said a word since we left.

Anni: I'm just thinking.

Speed: You think?

Anni: *smirks* Funny.

Speed: What's wrong?

Anni: Nothin'.

Speed: This is the quietest you've ever been.

Anni: I just....I like you...A lot.

Speed: And that's a problem?

Anni: No. *smiles*

Speed: *smirks*

Anni: *holds Speed's hand* So uh...You tripped over the racks at the lingerie store huh.

Speed: *clears throat* You were there.

Anni: I know.

Speed: It think it's best not to dwell on it.

Anni: *laughs*

Jess: *opens door*

Anni: *lets go of Speed's hand*

Jess: I heard talking out here and thought it was the Wubba monster. Don't do that.

Anni: Sorry.

Jess: *smiles* Hey hot outfit. You went to a club?

Anni: Yeah it was great, you should have come.

Jess: No one invited me.

Anni: Well Eric should have. Everyone there thought he was gay.

Jess: That's it, I'm cracking some skulls.

Anni: Relax.

Jess: I'm calm, cool and collected. So why's Speed here?

Speed: I drove Anni here.

Jess: Why?

Speed: Because I drove her to the club.

Jess: Oh. And you didn't bring me along?

Speed: I didn't know I was required to.

Jess: Ah well, no worries I was here cleaning the tub anyway. Someone got a bunch of hair clogged in the drain.

Anni: Thanks for sharing.

Jess: No problem. Anyway, Jessie needs her beauty sleep, so I'm going to go back in.

Speed: See you later Wyoming.

Jess: *frowns* I hate that.

Speed: Sure you do.

Jess: *closes door*

Anni: *laughs*

Speed: *kisses Anni's cheek* See you tomorrow.

Anni: *falls against door* HA ha...ha.

Speed: *leaves*

Anni: *walks inside*

Inside Humma

Anni: JESS! JESS! JESS!

Jess: That's my name.

Anni: I am SO in love.

Jess: BACK OFF FROM ERIC! HE'S MINE!

Anni: No, Speed.

Jess: Interesting. You've been in love with him since you met him.

Anni: *slaps Jess* I'm trying to be serious.

Jess: What did he do, buy you a drink? Wink near your direction because he got something in his eye?

Anni: He kissed me.

Jess: Why?

Anni: I don't know, I didn't ask why. So what do I do?

Jess: Uh, okay hold on. You're Anni. The one with all the confidence and information about all relationships and you're asking someone else for advice?

Anni: This is TIM SPEEDLE AND THE STUBBLY WUBBLY we're talking about.

Jess: Calm down.

Anni: Sorry.

Jess: Okay one word of advice. Don't sleep with him. Ever.

Anni: That's some random advice.

Jess: You want to end up like Katie?

Anni: ...Owning my own home with two beautiful children and lots of money?

Jess: Husbandless.

Anni: I don't have a husband right now as it is.

Jess: This is why no one asks Jessie for advice.

Anni: *hugs Jess* Aw, you'll be the go-to girl sooner or later.

Jess: That didn't make me feel any better.

TBC.............
 
Awww Anni's asking Jess for advide. I find that a little odd. I mean not that she's asking Jess but its Anni...and whoa sorry i'm tired. And awww she fell back against the door. Awwww Teehee!

Speed: See you later Wyoming.

Jess: *frowns* I hate that.

Speed: Sure you do.
Oh man that cracked me up and I'm not really sure why. lol.

Anni: This is TIM SPEEDLE AND THE STUBBLY WUBBLY we're talking about
HECK YES IT IS! And after that Amy chick he is NEVER shaving it off again. Of course I don't really have a say in that anymore but Anni use your powers of...of...seduction!...And that really made no sense.

Anyways Anni's in love, everybody thinks Delko's gay and Jess had to clean hair out of the tub. Wahoo. Update soon please.
 
:lol: Who else here hated Amy? *raises hand*

I Found The One

Carly/Josh's house, 11 pm

Carly: *typing on computer*

Josh: *walks over* Hey you're still awake?

Carly: Yeah, I had to get this done.

Josh: More paperwork?

Carly: Yeah I'm above the times with this computer so no more pen and paper for me.

Josh: You must be tired.

Carly: I'll be tired later.

Josh: Did you want anything?

Carly: *smirks* Like what?

Josh: A beverage, some food...

Carly: *typing* I'm fine.

Josh: *wraps arms around Carly* You need sleep sweetheart.

Carly: I'll sleep later.

Josh: Funny, that doesn't look like paperwork. It looks like a message board.

Carly: It's...Educational.

Josh: It's late.

Carly: So?

Josh: So you're running our electric bill through the roof.

Carly: We have money.

Josh: That's not the point. *walks over to computer, unplugs it*

Carly: ...I was on that.

Josh: You're going to go cross-eyed.

Carly: *laughs*

Josh: Now, you want anything to eat?

Carly: *walks over* Nah.

Josh: This house is so quiet.

Carly: Yeah well that's what happens with a big house and only two people.

Josh: We need a pet or something.

Carly: Like what?

Josh: ...Dingo?

Carly: *punches Josh*

Josh: Ow. I was kidding.

Carly: *laughs* I know.

Josh: You know what would make this place seem less empty?

Carly: What?

Josh: A baby.

Carly: ....

Josh: What?

Carly: Uh...You want a baby?

Josh: Well no. I mean, not right now. When you're ready.

Carly: What if I'm never ready?

Josh: What have we got to lose?

Carly: Nothing. I just don't think we have the funds or the time right now.

Josh: We have plenty of money and we'll have plenty of time.

Carly: It's a big responsibility.

Josh: Exactly, that's the challenge.

Carly: The house will be a mess, and we'll have odd sleeping hours, and th-

Josh: We're in this together, we can pull it off.

Carly: Maybe we should wait.

Josh: Alright, how long?

Carly: Twenty...Thirty years?

Josh: *lifts brow* Your perception of time is very odd.

Carly: I just don't think we're ready for that yet.

Josh: It's okay, we don't have to do anything right now.

Carly: *sigh* Good.

Josh: What are you so scared of?

Carly: Nothing, look I'm real tired so I'm going to go to bed. *walks upstairs*

Josh: *nods* Okay...

Humma

Jess: Anni come in here and see the size of this piece of hair.

Anni: *walks in* ...Are you still at it?

Jess: Once I get started on something I can't stop.

Anni: We don't even use this shower.

Jess: ...So who's it from?

Anni: ...

Jess: ...

Anni/Jess: EW!

Jess: *runs out of bathroom*

Living room

Anni: I'm never going in there again.

Jess: I'm never touching anything in there ever again.

Colton: *walks over* You guys still up?

Anni: No we're sleepwalking.

Colton: Oh.

Anni: KIDDING! HAHA.

Colton: Anni, I've never understood you.

Anni: That's okay, sometimes I don't even understand myself.

Jess: We should do something fun.

Anni: Like what?

Jess: Let's play marco polo.

Anni: ...We're not even in a pool.

Jess: Yes but we can turn off all the lights.

Anni: LETS PLAY MONOPOLY!

Colton: I'm game.

Jess: No one even likes my suggestions.

Three hours later

Anni: I HAVE ALL THE HOTELS! BURN IN HELL YOU SONS A B-

Colton: *crying*

Anni: What's wrong?

Colton: I landed on Boardwalk.

Anni: *evil grin* Pay up Coltonator.

Colton: I only have a dollar.

Jess: *slips money under the board*

Anni: HEY! YOU'RE LENDING MONEY! I'M THE BANKER YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Jess: You didn't see anything. Shhh.

Anni: I'll raise the rent on Baltic Avenue, I will.

Jess: *gasp* You wouldn't.

Anni: Try me.

Jess: *narrows eyes*

Anni: *narrows eyes*

Western music starts to play

Colton: Where's that music coming from?

Anni: I hear it near Jess' butt.

Jess: My butt does not play western movie music.

Anni: You didn't swallow your MP3 player?

Jess: I don't even own one.

Colton: *stealing 500 dollar bills*

Anni: HEY! *slaps Colton*

Colton: OW.

Anni: Just for that you have to pay the bank a dividend of 500 dollars.

Colton: I don't have the money.

Anni: Give me the money or my italian mob will break your legs.

Colton: You don't have an italian mob.

Anni: Yes I do, they're all bunked at States Ave.

Colton: They're not real.

Anni: They will be if you don't give me the 500 smackers back.

Colton: Make me.

Anni: *jumps across board*

Colton: *screams*

Jess: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Anni: *wrestling Colton* GIVE ME MY MONEY!

Colton: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Anni: I'M FEELING THE POWER OF MONOPOLY! THE MOUSTACHE MAN HAS ME IN HIS GRIPS AND HE WON'T LET GO UNTIL I GET MARVIN GARDENS!

Colton: MARVIN GARDENS IS MINE!

Anni: I'll buy it from you for 500 dollars.

Colton: It's not even worth that much.

Anni: *pinches Colton*

Colton: OW! OW! OKAY FINE! *throws card*

Anni: YES! *cackles* My empire is complete. FEEL MY WRATH!

Jess/Colton: ...

Anni: ...I got too excited.

Jess: It shows.

Carly/Josh's house, 2 am

Bedroom

Josh: *rolls over* You awake?

Carly: *sigh* I am now.

Josh: Sorry.

Carly: Why apologize? You wanted to wake me up.

Josh: I was just asking if you were awake.

Carly: I'm trying to sleep.

Josh: ...Sorry.

Carly: What did you need?

Josh: Nothing.

Carly: You woke me up for....Nothing.

Josh: Are you mad at me?

Carly: Goodnight Josh.

Josh: *turns on light*

Carly: *covers head with blankets*

Josh: Carly, are you mad at me?

Carly: *turns off light* Sleep.

Josh: *turns on light*

Carly: *turns off light*

Josh: *turns on light*

Carly: *turns off light*

Josh: *grabs light switch*

Carly: *pushes Josh off the bed*

Josh: OW!

Carly: ...My bad.

Josh: *climbs into bed* What is your problem?

Carly: I don't like the light.

Josh: What are you, a vampire?

Carly: It's 2 am and I'd like to get some sleep seeing as I have to be at work today.

Josh: You don't have five minutes to talk to me?

Carly: *sets watch* Aaaaand...NOW. Talk.

Josh: ...You're timing us?

Carly: I have a sleeping schedule to keep.

Josh: Why are you mad at me?

Carly: I'm not mad.

Josh: You pushed me off the bed.

Carly: Be glad I'm not pushing you into the bed.

Josh: ...Ew.

Carly: Yeah.

Josh: So you're not mad at me.

Carly: No, I'm just tired.

Josh: And this has nothing to do with the fact you don't want a baby.

Carly: Can we not talk about this right now?

Josh: I want to know why.

Carly: I'm just not ready, okay?

Josh: No it's not okay. We should be a family.

Carly: We are a family.

Josh: It can't be just us forever.

Carly: Why not? What is so bad about it just being us?

Josh: I want a family.

Carly: I don't.

Josh: Okay. *lays down*

Carly: ...Just...Okay?

Josh: Yeah goodnight.

Carly: You're not mad?

Josh: Of course I'm not mad.

Carly: Is that sarcasm?

Josh: Good night Carly.

Carly: Fine.

TBC.............
 
To answer your first question, Yes. I hated her too. Psycho. :lol:

And I have truly missed being involved in those funny scenes. :) I couldn't stop laughing. It was truly too funny. Me crying, stealing money, getting jumped by Anni. Too funny. :lol:

Thanks for putting me in it and update soon. :)
 
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