:lol: :lol: *actually laughs out loud* Ah this is an excellant way to start off a morning.
Lori should really join us with the ghost hunting. She's like the ONLY person who's actually doing serious stuff now. I hate that, so i always reply to the gang doing stuff, but not her because i don't know what to say. And now i've managed to type a paragraph ALL about her! Ok, i'm good. :lol:
Thanks for the update Geni, really started off my day. Looking forward towards the next update!
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Ooo new page. This is the 2ND time i've started off the new page.
GENI! That rocked! Hard! :lol: I haven't laughed that hard since,...well, since reading when they first got to the UK...but that's beside the point, It was hilairious. RT Anni and Katie are just the best...they are the originators of the insanity, fitting they get to roll out together on a mission. I just about lost it all when Anni saw the mist and it came from Katie :lol: And Eric and Colton fighting over the computer while those two burn porn for smoke signals... Total GOLD!
And Gavin...he's poping up again,...and could it be...could he have been undercover? That would be great, despite me still bristling over his betrayal. Lori seems to think that he's playing a game, Gavin seems to think that she doesn't know what she's talking about. TRUE RT DRAMA! Success!
Oh Em Gee! I forgot to mention Africa in my last review *smacks forehead* Africa is just as ingrained in folklore as the mustard, the cows, the Wubba monster and "STOP BEING GAY" How could I forget it?...And it still kinda creeps me out, because I read that story *shudders* Africa/creeper Speed is creepy. Awesome, but creepy...
Hmm. Gavin. How very intriguing. BUT WHATS GOING ON? Is he good? Is he bad? Is he some sort of sociopath? Or is he just some lovesick undercover cop who is probably getting the crap kicked out him in prison? Hm, interesting... *strokes chin*
Donahinkle? It always comes back to Donahinkle. *shakes head* Well, given the mere fact that she has been mentioned, I shall take this opportunity to say - TOO BAD [pause] HE'S NOT DEAD. Muhahaha. Yeesh Ghosts? Methinks Geni is getting some inspiration from Supernatural Hehe.
Or away from a living male, y'know. Looks like we have proved that porn can be useful absolutely anywhere. :lol:
Well it's 9pm here and I'm supposed to be doing homework but instead I'm laughing my ass off. Katie and Anni on a mission, ghosts eating people (and may I point out that if the ghosts ate your major organs, you'd die anyway, just saying). *sigh* It's just fanatically hilarious, and I love it.
And now what is this with Lori? *sigh* I'm guessing all those years she's been repenting for are coming back to bite her in the ass. I do hope she is okay, but have a bit of a feeling that this medical issue is going to be serious. Wouldn't be the first time I was wrong though, lol.
It was nice to see Gavin again. I'm truly hoping that there's an explanation for what happened with him, and that him and Lori really do have or had some sort of a relationship, and that he's not a killer. 'Don't believe everything you hear?' Well I don't believe what I heard about him being a killer who was just waiting to kill Lori.
Er, Supernatural? What is this show, Supernatural? *whistles* :lol:
LORA MADE ME DO IT. *points accusingly*
:lol:
Yeah, some people aren't into the serious stuff, some people are so I mix it in. And thank goodness one of the chapters didn't start a new page. *huggles Lora* I hate it when that happens, lol.
*also huggles Lilly*
And lastly...Muahaha.
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Grotto, UK
Calleigh: *runs over* Anni! Katie!
Speed: *runs* I didn't see them back that way.
Calleigh: I smell smoke.
Speed: Why is there smoke?
Delko: *runs over* Hey it smells like porn down here.
Speed/Calleigh: *look at Eric*
Delko: What?
Calleigh: It's coming from that human-shaped hole.
At hole
Calleigh: *kneels* Anni! Katie!
Katie: *flipping pages of second magazine* Yeah?
Calleigh: Are you two okay?
Katie: Yeah we're cool.
Anni: *still sitting on Katie* Kind of hungry though.
Speed: *kneels* Are you hurt?
Katie: We're peachy. *turns page*
Delko: We're sending down a rope. *throws rope into hole*
Katie: ...Eric?
Delko: Yeah.
Katie: Why's the whole rope down here? Shouldn't you have some of it?
Delko: *looks down* Oops.
Speed: Why are you even underwater recovery?
Delko: We're not underwater.
Speed: Pretend we are.
Delko: I'M A COMIN'! *dives into hole*
Inside hole
Delko: ...Hm. This didn't work out as well as I'd hoped.
Anni: OH YAY! We can be hole buddies!
Katie: That didn't sound very good.
Speed: Hey Eric!
Delko: *looks up* Yeah?
Speed: Nice move. Now we have to get you out too.
Delko: Well actually I think I can hoist the girls up.
Anni: Really?
Delko: Yeah. Or Katie can stand on me, hoist you up and then I hoist her.
Katie: Wait a minute, why do I have to hoist her? Why can't she hoist me?
Delko: Does it matter?
Katie: Um yeah.
Anni: We're both getting out, what difference does it make?
Katie: I don't want Eric touching me.
Delko: I won't even look.
Katie: Yeah I don't think you mean that. This skirt is really short.
Speed: Hey Eric.
Delko: Yeah.
Speed: Open your eyes while any of them are climbing up and the ghosts will be the least of your problems.
Delko: *salutes* No problemo. It's really dark in here anyway. Nothing to see. *gets on all fours* Okay Katie get on my back.
Katie: *stands on Eric*
Delko: OW! OH MY GOD!
Katie: I can't help if I came here wearing four inch heels.
Delko: YOU'RE PUNCTURING MY LIVER!
Katie: Then I guess we should make this quick.
Anni: *stands on Katie's hands*
Katie: Okay one, two THREE! *lifts*
Anni: *grabs onto edge*
Calleigh: *grabs Anni* Gotcha.
Anni: *crawls onto floor* Hey that was fun, can we do it again?
Calleigh: Maybe next time.
Katie: Okay Eric, hoist me.
Delko: Why can't you hoist ME.
Katie: Because you're huge.
Delko: Fine. *extends hands*
Katie: *climbs onto hands* Ready?
Delko: One, two, THREE!
Katie: *grabs onto ledge, slips* AH! You're too short.
Delko: Maybe you're too short.
Katie: I'm wearing four inch heels.
Delko: How about you climb on, then I jump.
Katie: Sounds good.
Delko: *extends hands*
Katie: *climbs onto hands*
Delko: One, two, THREE! *jumps*
Katie: *flies forward* AH! *slams into wall*
Delko: OUCH.
Katie: *holding face* You just gave me a black eye you idiot.
Delko: I'm sorry! You didn't jump.
Katie: How could I jump! You catapulted me into a wall!
Delko: *looks down* Do you hear that rumbling?
Katie: *looks down* I hope that's your stomach.
Delko: In the floor?
Katie: I think it's going to cave in, quick hoist me up again.
Delko: What? No. Then I'll fall to my death.
Katie: *grabs rope* We'll use this.
Delko: Why didn't we use it in the first place?
Katie: I don't know genius, why did you jump in, in the first place?
Delko: Good point. *throws rope*
Speed: *grabs rope* Come on up, Calleigh's tying the rope to a column.
Delko: Ladies first.
Katie: Then go.
Delko: *frowns*
Katie: *rolls eyes* Fine. *grabs rope, climbs*
Delko: Want me to hoist you?
Katie: Why don't you just not touch me for the rest of the night.
Delko: Good deal.
Katie: *grabs ledge*
Floors crack
Delko: Uhh, can you hurry up?
Katie: I'm climbing as fast as I can.
Delko: Climb faster.
Floor breaks
Delko: AH! *grabs rope*
Katie: *slips* AHH!
Delko: *hanging by rope* Well this was a swell idea. Noooo go to the haunted castle, nothing could possibly go wrong.
Katie: Will you shut up!
Delko: FINE.
Katie: *climbs*
Delko: *climbs*
Katie: *grabs ledge*
Speed: *extends hand* Here, grab my hand.
Katie: *grabs Speed's hand*
Speed: *pulls*
Katie: OW OW OW!
Speed: What?
Katie: My arm doesn't bend that way.
Speed: Sorry.
Katie: Okay I'm slipping, I'm slipping.
Delko: I'm not looking, I'm not looking.
Speed: *grabs Katie's arms*
Katie: *climbs up* Ah, there. *crawls away from hole*
Delko: Okay my turn.
Speed: No.
Delko: What? How come?
Speed: You can climb.
Delko: But I need help.
Speed: Stop being a baby.
Delko: If I fall to my death, it's going to be on your conscience.
Calleigh: Oh be a man.
Delko: Yes ma'am. *climbs up onto ledge*
Speed: Can we go back now?
Anni: *grabs Speed's hand* I was sooooo scared down there honey. I thought I would never see you again.
Speed: *looks at Anni*
Katie: Oh PUKE.
Anni: *sticks tongue out at Katie*
Speed: I'm pretty sure you were fine.
Anni: Yeah. I only said it to bug her.
Katie: *frowns* Remember when we did that re-make of Titanic? I GOT TO SLEEP WITH HIM AND YOU HAD TO MOP FLOORS!
Anni: *GASP*
Speed: *rubs eyes* Maybe I should have stayed at base camp.
Katie: *slaps Speed* Man whore.
Speed: Um, ow.
Katie: AH! OH MY GOD I'M SORRY!
Speed: *lifts brow*
Katie: *runs* BASE CAMP HERE I COME!
Miami Lab, next morning
Lori: *walks over* Hey, can you help me out with something?
Josh: Sure, what do you need?
Lori: You worked Vice for a while in Miami.
Josh: I don't like to advertise it, but yeah.
Lori: Did you ever have to go all the way? I mean to jail.
Josh: Where is this going?
Lori: *hands over file* I'm lookin' into these murders.
Josh: Alright.
Lori: The last one was a little girl by the name of Jessie Mae. She was found in a similar way to the other women in the case.
Josh: And your guy who was previously in Vice supposedly killed the child.
Lori: That's what the police think.
Josh: You don't think so?
Lori: It's inconsistant.
Josh: With what?
Lori: None of the other victims were over 25 years old. It doesn't make sense to kill a child.
Josh: So it's unrelated to the serial killings.
Lori: *rubs eyes* We got her from a petroleum plant in the Glades. I think this Tito guy did it.
Josh: Based on what?
Lori: He had motive. The suspect left the gang, didn't hold up his end of the bargain, then stole the kid. This Tito guy I don't think was about to let him get away with it.
Josh: Would also make sense if he was framing him.
Lori: Exactly.
Josh: So if your guy is still undercover, why'd he confess to killing the women?
Lori: He needed to get in prison. The question is why....
Josh: The gang leader went to prison, right?
Lori: I don't know.
Josh: Well I can look it up for you.
Lori: You'd do that?
Josh: I'll probably get into trouble but Horatio's not here. *sits at computer*
Lori: *sits*
Josh: *typing*
Lori: *clacking nails on desk*
Josh: *looks at Lori*
Lori: I'm in a hurry.
Computer beeps
Josh: Got a hit. *clicks mouse* Okay. 'Zero' was arrested get this, three days ago on a drunk and disorderly charge.
Lori: *smiles* Have I mentioned I love you?
Josh: There's a first time for everything.
Lori: *kisses Josh's cheek* Thanks. *runs off*
Josh: You're welcome.
Base Camp, UK
Colton: Alrighty, next challenge has to be two guys.
Anni: That's not fair. There are more girls than guys.
Carly: Yeah and I haven't gone yet.
JC: Neither have I.
Heather: I don't even want to go.
Colton: Okay so Heather and someone else.
Heather: Hello, I just said I didn't want to go.
Colton: Ryan you're up.
Ryan: YES!
Heather: Hey why do I still have to go?
Colton: Because you said you didn't want to.
Heather: YEAH.
Colton: It's the rules. Whoever dibbs out, gets to go.
Heather: You're a loser.
Colton: Thanks. Now get to the bell tower.
Heather: Why?
Colton: I'll tell you when you get there.
Ryan: Maybe you should head up there, you haven't been.
Colton: *jaw drops* I am shocked at you, Wolfe.
Horatio: The man does have a point, Colton.
Colton: But I'm the computer guy.
Horatio: You might need a taste for reality once in a while.
Colton: Excuse me but this isn't reality. This is the farthest FROM reality. We did a bloody Titanic re-make.
Anni: It wasn't THAT bloody.
Colton: *rolls eyes* Point being, I stay here as base commander.
Ryan: Okay but you're missing out on all the fun.
Bell tower
Heather: *covers eyes* I can't go in.
Ryan: Yes you can.
Heather: No I can't.
Ryan: Yes you can.
Heather: NO I can't.
Ryan: YES you can.
Heather: No I can't!
Ryan: Yes you can!
Heather: CAN'T!
Ryan: CAN!
Heather: GO!
Ryan: NO!
Base camp
Horatio: *grabs radio* Guys...
Bell tower
Ryan: Sorry H.
Heather: Okay if I see anything that resembles a ghost, I'm out of here.
Ryan: Fine, I'll leave the door open just in case. *grabs door handle* ...
Heather: What is it?
Ryan: It's stuck.
Heather: So there's no way out?
Ryan: Uh...Out the window maybe.
Heather: *stares at Ryan*
Ryan: Oops.
DNA Lab, Miami
Valera: Not sure why you wanted me to run these two samples but I didn't get a match.
Lori: *grabs paper* Not even one aleal.
Valera: Jessie and donor number two aren't related.
Lori: Okay.
Valera: Are you sure I was authorized to do the tests?
Lori: Oh yeah, it's no problem. Thanks. *leaves*
Dade County Jail, exercise yard
Lori: *walks through door*
Guards follow
Lori: HEY JACKASS!
Gavin: *turns around*
Guy1: Dude, you can't double dribble.
Guy2: It's not a real game.
Gavin: *walks over* How'd you get permission to be here?
Lori: I'm very persuasive when I need to be. So here's the bottom line. You start tellin' me the truth or I can make your life in here a living hell.
Gavin: Truth about what.
Lori: I know everything you said in that interrogation room was a bunch of bull. You're a great actor.
Gavin: If it's any consolation, I was telling the truth about you.
Lori: It's not. So tell me what's going on and get your story straight this time.
Gavin: It's classified.
Lori: I'm sure it is.
Gavin: That means I can't tell you anything.
Lori: How about I get you hopped up on pain meds, will you tell me then?
Gavin: Probably not.
Lori: *sigh* ...I just need to know that you didn't kill those women.
Gavin: What difference does it make?
Lori: *stares at Gavin*
Gavin: I can't tell you.
Lori: You can't or you won't?
Gavin: You're wasting your time.
Lori: Why? Who should I be looking for?
Gavin: You? No one. Miami PD? Tito.
Lori: *nods* By the way I found out the girl wasn't yours.
Gavin: I never said she was mine biologically.
Lori: *frowns* So your girlfriend had a child, they both got kidnapped, the girl died and the kid lived so you felt reponsible for her.
Gavin: That's right.
Lori: Just like you felt 'responsible' for me.
Gavin: *blinks*
Lori: Ugh. You're so...Horatio Caine.
Gavin: *lifts brow*
Lori: Nevermind. Look, if you're undercover you could have told me.
Gavin: I did tell you. In the cafe. I just didn't tell you everything.
Lori: ...
Gavin: All you need to know is there's a guy in here way worse than anyone out there right now. He's an angry, vindictive, twisted guy.
Lori: *nods*
Gavin: And whichever way you look at it, I'm a cop and I'll always be one. I do whatever the job needs me to do. I will never be sorry for that but I am sorry you were hurt in the process.
Lori: *sigh* So you're not some sicko serial killer.
Gavin: I would never hurt you.
Lori: *smirks*
Gavin: *touches Lori's face*
Lori: *sigh*
Guard: Hey! No contact with the visitor.
Gavin: *lowers hand*
Lori: ...I didn't want to think you'd turned into some psychopath. I really missed who I fell in love with.
Gavin: He's still here.
Guard: Exercise time is over. Ma'am, you have to leave.
Lori: *nods*
Gavin: I'm sorry for what I put you through.
Lori: Stop apologizing, I'm a big girl.
Gavin: You deserve at least that much.
Guard: Ma'am.
Lori: I know. *turns to Gavin* When will you be getting out?
Gavin: I don't know.
Guard: Ma'am
Lori: *turns around* If you call me ma'am one more time, I'm going to kick your night stick so far up your ass, it'll lodge into your brain.
Geni...I keep saying this, cause it's true. Your genius knows no bounds! The rescue mission, another team going on a mission...LORI and Gavin...all of this is great!
I laughed so hard, I gave myself a headache. The UK expedition is going so well... I love it! Can I request one more mission team? You know it.... Anni and Speed! That would ROCK!
Hole buddies! :lol: I think everyone inb RT should be 'Hole buddies.'
I want to go on a secret mission now. Especially if I ended up in a tight, cramped space with, oh, I don't know... a certain Wolfe. And more ghosts! This RT trip has no limits to how hilarious it can be!
*doesn't say 'I knew it'* But I did, thank you thank you THANK YOU Geni! Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I'm a whiner about it, but I'm glad that Gavin's really good and Lori knows that. Whether they see each other again or not, at least she knws he really did love her. *sigh*
Now I'm confused, Gavin's not a criminal, just an idiot? God, Lori's life is way screwed up. Poor girl. Though I did love the whole "You're so...Horatio Caine!" When did that become an adjective?
GENI! I can't believe you took my advice and shipped us off to the UK! We're hunting ghosts, how cool is that? I absolutely love it! Oh, just as a random note, I am British, on my mom's side.
Only we could destroy mini golf, I swear, normal human beings don't get into this much trouble.
Geni, you are the absolute best!
You have no idea how much that cracked me up and I'm pretty sure it wasn't supposed to. :lol: I can just picture you saying that is all, lol.
And oh I call people Horatio all the time. The new adjective of the year!
I think we can manage Lilly on a secret mission with TEH WOLFE. It'll be fun. Speed and Anni sound like fun too. Oh man now I have to see how many combinations I can get. *does the math*
182 possible combinations and that's using only pairs. So either this RT is going to be VERY long or they're going to go as a group at some point, lol.
Thanks for the reviews everyone!
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Bell tower
Heather: I'm cold, it's raining and there are no windows. I think a bat just crapped on me.
Ryan: Stop complaining. We're here to do a mission.
Heather: You'd complain too if you only brought a light windbreaker to the UK.
Ryan: I didn't even bring a sweater.
Heather: Well that's thinking ahead.
Base camp
Horatio: Okay team, your mission i-
Bell tower
Heather: Where'd Colton go?
Base camp
Horatio: We locked him in the giant trunk.
Bell tower
Heather: Nice.
Base camp
Horatio: Your mission is to find a way to make the bell ring. You have to summon the ghost of a young girl that died there in 1855. She hung herself by the ball of the bell. So, open your packs and use the stuff in there.
Bell tower
Ryan: *opens bag*
Heather: Seriously, we're not actually doing this, right?
Ryan: What did you come out here to do?
Heather: I came out here to have fun, not get chased by suicidal ghosts.
Ryan: This'll be fun. Besides, I'll protect you.
Heather: *starts to laugh*
Ryan: What?
Heather: Protect me? You can't even scratch your own ass without it falling off.
Ryan: That's just cruel.
Heather: I'm sorry, it was. Okay so what's in the bag?
Ryan: Scissors, glue, construction paper, string.
Heather: So...We're supposed to summon a ghost by doing arts and crafts?
Ryan: *reading paper* The string is to hang onto the ball of the bell. The glue is supposed to coat the string so we can see if anyone touched it. The construction paper is to simulate...Thunder. And the scissors are to cut the rope.
Heather: That seems kind of stupid.
Ryan: Well maybe it's some kind of voodoo thing.
Heather: It's some kind of kindergarten thing if you ask me.
Ryan: I didn't.
Heather: *mimics* I didn't, me me me me me.
Ryan: You're acting like such a baby.
Heather: I don't want to be here! I'm not going to wave some construction paper to simulate thunder when it's already storming outside!
Ryan: Don't freak out, it's not like the people who set this thing up thought there would be a storm.
Heather: IT'S ENGLAND!
Ryan: Point taken. Now would you help me string up the string?
Heather: This is stupid.
Ryan: Yeah well life is stupid.
Heather: I don't think that's the right expression.
Ryan: It fits.
Heather: Can't we just burn the constriction paper to keep warm?
Ryan: You and what matches?
Heather: ...We can blow up the glue.
Ryan: And ourselves in the process. No thanks.
Heather: Ugh. *sits on ledge* Remind me to stay in the Hummerhome next time.
Ryan: Okay the string us up, the glue is on. Now to cut the string and simulate when the people found her. *cuts string*
Lightening and thunder is seen and heard
Heather: AHH! *hugs Ryan*
Ryan: There's no such thing as ghosts, you don't have to worry.
On stairs
Lilly: BOO!
Ryan: AHHHH! *hugs Heather*
Lilly: *laughing*
Heather: DON'T DO THAT! *throws glue*
Lilly: I had you guys goin'.
Heather: You suck.
Lilly: Well nothing's happened the entire night. I wanted to have a little fun.
Ryan: How'd you sneak away?
Lilly: I said I had to use the jon.
Heather: They believed you?
Lilly: Well Anni and Katie are fighting over the couch, Calleigh and Eric are too busy flirting to care, Carly's been on her phone for like two hours, Missy and JC are arguing over the existance of God and Colton's in a box. No one's paying attention.
Ryan: What about Speed and H?
Lilly: I think Speed fell asleep.
Heather: And Lora?
Lilly: She was poking him the last I saw.
Base camp
Anni: BITCH! *yanks Katie's hair*
Katie: BIATCH! *kicks Anni*
Missy: I'm telling you, the Big Bang Theory just doesn't make sense.
JC: Evolution doesn't make sense? Are you freaking kidding me?
Missy: I just think you're going to need a little more than a bang.
JC: And you need more than a bunch of dirty old men?
Missy: Um scientists can be dirty and old.
Delko: So..Let's say our next 'colleague outing' involves less beer.
Calleigh: *smiles* I'd like that.
Delko: Excellent.
Colton: *muffled screams*
Lora: *pokes Speed* Wake up. *pokes Speed* Wake up. *pokes Speed* Wake up. *pokes Speed* Wake up.
Speed: *grabs Lora's arm* Do it again and lose the finger.
Lora: ....
Horatio: Look at all the things I can buy on Ebay! I can get a t-shirt signed by KIM DELANEY for only 16 bucks! *bounces in chair*
Everyone: *looks at Horatio*
Horatio: ...Okay. *X-es out of Ebay*
Bell tower
Lilly: So Heather, why don't you go see if the ghost is downstairs. We'll call you when we're finished up here.
Heather: Finished doing what?
Lilly: Searching for ghosts.
Ryan: *brow bounce*
Lilly: *giggles*
Heather: *rolls eyes* You two are sick.
Ryan: You didn't want to be here anyway. Go back to base camp.
Heather: So I've been shafted because you two want to get your freak on?
Lilly: It's not really a freak...More of a sport.
Ryan: What?
Lilly: What?
Ryan: Sport?
Lilly: Well not one of the boring sports like golf or...Curling.
Ryan: Wait wait wait. You're saying our relationship is a sport. Like winners and losers.
Lilly: Uh...No.
Ryan: Forget it. *walks away*
Lilly: ...*claps* Well looks like it's just you and me Heather to be the ghostbusters. WHO YOU GONNA CALL. *laughs*
Heather: *lifts brow*
Lilly: I should have just gone to the bathroom.
Ryan: *walks over* So are we just fooling around or something?
Lilly: Huh?
Ryan: Is this some little fling and after you're finished with me you can just flick me out the window and move onto someone else?
Lilly: What has smuggled itself down your ass crack? Men say insensitive things all the time so why can't I?
Ryan: I'm not like most guys.
Heather: Yeah because he's secretly a girl.
Ryan: *looks at Heather*
Heather: Okay this isn't my fight so I'll just polish the bell.
Lilly: Ryan, it was a stupid comment. Why can't you just forget about it?
Ryan: Because everything women say has some sort of double meaning to it and it confuses the men. You can't write an essay and then claim it's a sentence.
Lilly: That doesn't even make sense!
Ryan: Neither did you!
Heather: Ah man my hair's going all curly on me. *ties hair into bun*
Lilly: I don't see why you have to make a big issue out of everything.
Ryan: We've barely spoken since we started going out.
Lilly: So that gives you the right to make a big deal out of everything I say?
Ryan: Yeah.
Lilly: You're an idiot.
Ryan: You're a jerk.
Lilly: Well fine then. We agree.
Ryan: Yeah.
Lilly: *looks down at feet*
Ryan: *twddles thumbs*
Lilly: I'm sorry.
Ryan: Me too.
Lilly: LET'S MAKE OUT!
Heather: *hits head on bell*
Ryan: This is a ghost project thing, not Big Brother.
Lilly: *sigh* You suck the fun out of everything.
Heather: Hey has anyone ever thought of doing a reality show with us?
Over radio: NO! GOD NO!
Ryan: ...Horatio?
Base camp
Horatio: For the love of God don't pitch that idea out loud. It never works. Never.
Bell tower
Heather: Was he listening in the whole time?
Ryan: I tend to think some things catch his ear and the othre 90% of the time, he's just slightly tilting his head to the side and shifting his feet. It's much more snazzy that way.
Lilly: Yeah it's like he always has to be doing something with his hands too. *imitates Horatio* Hands on hips. Hands grab shades. Hands on hips. Hands put shades on neck. Hands on hips. Fingers pound ID tag. Hand on gun. Hand on shades. Do the hokey pokey and spin yourself around. I mean, that's really what it's all about.
Heather: Yeah and you notice he always has his gun out before any shooting starts happening? Dude you can't just walk around Miami carrying a gun in plain sight! That's why people are shooting at you!
Ryan: *laughs* And don't even get me started about his s-
Base camp
Horatio: I'M NOT LISTENING *plugs ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! DING-A-LING-A-LING!
Lora: DOORBELL! *runs to door*
Horatio: That was me.
Lora: Why were you ringing the doorbell?
Horatio: *sigh*
Anni: *pokes Speed* Haha this is fun.
Katie: Lemme try. *pokes Speed* Hey he's kinda fluffy. He gain any weight?
Anni: A few pounds but I think it was because of my pregnancy.
Katie: Oh really? He has that sympathy thing? He never had it when I was pregnant. Or...Maybe he was just always on the tender side.
Anni: No, he's about four and a half pounds overweight. It doesn't seem like much but our mirror enhances EVERYTHING.
Katie: What kind of mirror?
Anni: It's one of those full body mirrors. I bought it at a flea market for 99 cents. I think it came from the circus.
Katie: Maybe that's why it makes him look fat.
Anni: No it's supposed to make him look skinnier.
Katie: Do his pants still fit?
Anni: Oh barely.
Katie: Ouch.
Anni: I keep telling him he has to work out but he says it's a waste of money.
Katie: Oh he's just shy because of all the in-shape busty people there. OH but I wouldn't let him go anwyay. The ladies gather there.
Anni: Oh yeah. How about I go with him to the gym? Then I can guard him against the women.
Speed: *covers ears* LA LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING LA LA LA LA LA!
Katie: *laughs* Nice.
Anni: Thanks.
Katie and Anni highfive
Anni: Don't worry Timmy, I still love you. *kisses Speed*
Speed: Yeah that's a laugh and a half.
Anni: But you still need to lose weight.
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: And where'd the stubble go?
Speed: Down the drain.
Katie: 0_0 WHY!
Speed: Because sometimes I like to look presentable.
Katie: You can look presentable for your funeral, but right now you need FACIAL HAIR!
Speed: What difference will it make to you?
Katie: Um I still oggle. And now there's nothing to oggle at.
Anni: It's kind of true.
Speed: Excuse me?
Anni: What? No I didn't say anything. It was...My evil twin, Banni.
Katie: Nice save.
Anni: Thanks.
Speed: Fine. The next time you see me, I'll look like I belong in ZZ-Top.
Anni: NO! GOD NO! *hugs Speed* We said facial hair, not...Beard. Beards are gross.
Katie: He still needs more hair on his head.
Speed: *touches head* What?
Horatio: Ladies, enough.
Anni: Ugh, fine. But if I can't make fun of my hubby at least give me some porn.
Horatio: No.
Colton: *muffled* Um, I don't mean to beat the dead horse but can someone let me out of the box now? I'm starting to get splinters and there is something in here that's moving.
Lora: Who's beating a dead horse?
Anni: Who killed a horse?
Delko: I want a horse.
Calleigh: I've always wanted a pony.
Katie: Horses poo. I don't like 'em.
Carly: *lifts phone away* We have horses in Australia but we call them kangaroos.
Horatio: Is that my cellphone?
Carly: ...What kind do you have?
Horatio: The same kind that's in your hand.
Carly: Then...Yes.
Horatio: How many minutes have you used up?
Carly: I haven't been keeping track but CRIKEY are you going to feel the burn when picking up your phone bill.
Anni: SHE SAID CRIKEY! EVERYONE TAKE A SWIG!
Everyone: *grabs beer, drinks*
Carly: Wait, what? I'm a drinking game?
Delko: Say something Australian.
Anni: Yeah do it. DO IT.
Carly: ...Uh...
Anni: THAT'S NO AUSTRALIAN ENOUGH!
Carly: OKAY OKAY! The amber fluid on the Apple Isle gave the anklebiter an awning over the toy shop.
Everyone: ...
Crickets are heard
Carly: *sigh* G'day mate! You look a bit green around the gills eh? BOLLOCKS you're such a kiwi! You got a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock huh?
Everyone: ...
Carly: ...YOU RAT BAGS! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A DAMN THING!
Missy: *lifts hand* I understood what a rat was.
Carly: *frowns*
JC: Wait, did you just say a little kid has a beer belly?
Carly: ...Okay I really hoped you didn't understand that one.
Anni: Tell me all about Australia. *sigh*
Carly: ...It's full of people.
Anni: And?
Carly: ...Animals.
Anni: And?
Carly: Buildings.
Anni: It's like a whole other country.
Carly: It's a continent.
Anni: *gasp* WOW. How many countries can call themselves a continent?
JC: ...Antarctica?
Anni: That's not a country.
JC: How come?
Anni: Well the penguins can't claim it a country!
JC: Then how did it get claimed a continent?
Anni: Easy. Some random explorer from some foreign country took one look at it and said "No way, we're not goin' in there. Let's just call it a continent and get the hell outta here."
Katie: I don't think that's how it went down.
Anni: Does Australia have austrians?
Katie: That's Austria.
Anni: It is?
Carly: *blinks*
Anni: Does Australia really have an outback?
Carly: Did you even go to school as a child?
Anni: We didn't learn about Australia. As a matter of fact, we didn't learn about anything that wasn't more than 300 miles away.
Missy: What about Canada?
Anni: ...Okay 50 miles. SOMEONE ASK ME FOR THE CAPITAL OF KENTUCKY!
JC: Okay what's the capital?
Anni: ARIZONA!
Everyone: ...
Anni: Am I right?
Bar, Miami
Lori: *drinks*
Josh: *sits down*
Lori: *looks over*
Josh: Thought you could use some company.
Lori: Can I talk to you about something?
Josh: Sure.
Lori: ...Can you act gay first? It's a lot easier that way, trust me.
Josh: *laughs*
Lori: I'm serious.
Josh: ...*clears throat* So what up, girlfriend? *waves hands*
Lori: *laughs*
Josh: What's on your mind.
Lori: *looks down at drink* I have a problem. Medically.
Josh: Really.
Lori: Yeah. I went to see a doctor today.
Josh: And?
Lori: He figures I have about two years left to live.
Josh: *stares at Lori*
Lori: If I stop drinking this crap. *shakes glass*
Josh: Uh...So what happened?
Lori: I fried my brain. You can't repair a brain if the cells aren't there.
Josh: You seem perfectly fine.
Lori: That's because I don't whine over constant headaches. I'm not goin' to be a sissy over it.
Josh: Have you told anyone else?
Lori: The only three people in the world that I trust right now are in the UK, in jail and sitting in a bar.
Josh: You need to tell them.
Lori: I don't have to tell them anything.
Josh: Then why'd you tell me?
Lori: Because you're easy to talk to. You don't get angry and you let me crash at your place. I might as well let you know what's going on.
Josh: I can't be a part of this if you don't let your guard down for at least ten minutes.
Lori: *looks at Josh*
Josh: So just tell me what you're thinking.
Lori: I'm thinking I got too far to just die. My life has been crap but I got through it. Now I've killed myself and for what?
Josh: *nods*
Lori: *shakes head* Maybe I just wasn't meant to be happy.
Josh: *stares at Lori*
Lori: *laughs* What a waste, huh? *slams drink onto counter*
Josh: *places hand on Lori's back*
Lori: *starts to cry*
Dade County Jail, next day
Yelina: *sits at table* Got a message from your team.
Gavin: *sits* Yeah?
Yelina: They want to know how you're progessing.
Gavin: Tell them to find someone else. I'm done being their puppet. It's been two and a half years.
Yelina: You're in prison awaiting trial for murder. Even if your task force lets you go, they won't be able to get you out.
Gavin: Then find the real killer.
Yelina: The evidence says you're the real killer.
Gavin: Burn it, lose it, I don't care. The evidence was planted to get in me in here. I'm finished playing their little games.
Yelina: *sigh* Well, do you know who killed those women?
Gavin: Yeah. A guy named Tito. He should be hangin' out at a petroleum plant in the Glades.
Yelina: And what do you expect we'll find at the plant?
Gavin: Everything you need.
Yelina: *nods* I'll look into it.
Gavin: *rubs eyes*
Yelina: Something else?
Gavin: Yeah grab my badge from my house and throw it in the ocean.
Yelina: *lifts brow*
Gavin: Take the guns too. All of them.
Yelina: It's quite a change of heart.
Gavin: Yes it is.
Yelina: *stands* I'll see what I can do.
Petroleum plant
Yelina: *pulls out weapon*
Tripp: You sure this is the right place?
Yelina: It's the only abandoned plant in the area.
Tripp: That's a little disconcerting.
Yelina: You have the warrant?
Tripp: I swear judges are gettin' more lenient in their old age.
Yelina: *walks ahead*
Tripp: *motions for officers*
Patrol guys surround area
Inside plant
Tripp: Mister Tito! Miami Dade PD!
Yelina: *looks around*
Tripp: Mister Tito!
Door opens
Tripp: *lifts weapon*
Tito: Whoa, whoa man who let the cavalry in?
Tripp: We did. You Mister Tito?
Tito: Who wants to know?
Tripp: Who do we look like?
Tito: Man you look like a guy who's had one too many dunkin donuts. *laughs*
Tripp: *glares*
Yelina: We have a witness that says you killed five women.
Tito: Yeah? And who's the witness?
Yelina: He's in prison.
Tito: Shame.
Yelina: You should know that if there's even one spec of blood in this place, we'll find it.
Tito: Yeah well have fun. This place is home to many a fist fight.
Yelina: We'll keep that in mind.
Tito: You police don't understand the very nature of this group. You've been chasing us for so long but you don't know why we do the things we do.
Yelina: Like murder?
Tito: Murder? No. We perform good deeds. Society nowadays is a blister waiting to pop. Chaos in a bubble of supposed peace. We simply punch holes in that blister and reveal the truth.
Tripp: Truth about what.
Tito: About how corrupt this world has become. There are people out there selling themselves for a tiny drug. None of them appreciate life. You'd have to see our side of things to really understand.
Tripp: You know, I'd like to understand where you're comin' from but I don't think I'll be able to shove my head that far up my own ass.
Tito: *frowns*
Cop: *walks over* Detective.
Yelina: *turns around*
Cop: We found a room covered in dried blood and this. *lifts gun*
Yelina: *looks at Tito*
Tito: *blinks*
Yelina: You're under arrest Mister Tito.
Tito: FOR WHAT! HELPING SOCIETY? I deserve an award!
Cop: *grabs Tito*
Tito: NONE OF THEM DESERVED TO LIVE!
Cop and Tito leave
Tripp: These guys are so messed up.
Yelina: That sounded like a confession, right?
Tripp: *scoffs* With all the evidence in this place, we don't even need his confession.
UK, Base camp
Anni: *balancing pen on nose*
Delko: *staring at watch*
Katie: *tying shoes*
Carly: *texting*
Missy: *eating jube-jubes*
Colton: *banging on box* Can someone PLEASE let me out?
Katie: I'm BORED.
Anni: So go on a mission.
Katie: I was already on a mission. There's no ghosts here.
Horatio: *looks at watch* We have another four hours before we're slated to leave so let's make the best of it.
JC: Do you have some kind of schedule? Because I haven't seen it.
Horatio: That's because you guys will ruin the schedule with naughty pictures.
Lora: WE WOULD NEVER.
Horatio: *frowns*
Lora: That much.
Delko: Maybe we should all go on a mission.
Horatio: That won't take four hours.
Delko: Knowing us it might.
Horatio: No.
Colton: Can someone let me out of the box? I can't breathe and I need to pee.
Katie: *sits on box* I think two people who haven't gone should go.
Carly: Well no kidding.
Katie: Hey it's just a suggestion.
Colton: Seriously guys, I feel like I'm in a coffin.
JC: What if we pull names out of a hat!
Delko: Oh I like that idea! Who has a hat?
Horatio: I can't wear hats. It disturbs the style.
Heather: Pfft.
Horatio: I have a style!
Delko: *hands over shoe* Here we go, good enough.
Speed: That smells like dead people.
Delko: I'll have you know my shoes smell lovely.
Calleigh: *covers nose* Please use something other than Eric's shoes.
JC: Let's just throw 'em in a bag.
Horatio: Good idea. *grabs bag* Okay everyone, write your names.
Delko: ...On what?
Horatio: Paper.
Delko: What paper?
Horatio: *looks around*
Anni: FOUND SOME! *grabs paper*
Ten minutes later
Horatio: *throws papers into bag* Okay, here we go. *pulls out name* Ah. Horatio.
Calleigh: Didn't you already go?
Horatio: The bag doesn't lie. *pulls out name* ...Horatio.
Delko: Again?
Horatio: *pulls out name* Horatio. *pulls out name* Horatio. *pulls out name* Ho...Guys, I meant put your OWN names on the paper.
Speed: I didn't think everyone would put the same name down.
Anni: I cheated and saw Missy's paper.
Horatio: Put names down again and this time include your own.
Ten minutes later
Horatio: Here we go. *pulls out name* Hooty McTitface. *frowns*
Everyone: *looks at Eric*
Delko: Hey I wrote Eric on mine.
Horatio: *pulls out name* ...The Cat in the Vat. *sigh* Guys, come on.
Anni: *pulls out name* HA hey, someone wrote Stetler's middle name.
Horatio: LET ME SEE! LET ME SEE!
Anni: *rips paper away* NEVER!
Speed: *starts to laugh*
Anni: YAY! *hugs Speed*
Missy: Oh man I remember that. Good freakin' times.
Horatio: WHAT IS IT. *stomps*
Anni: You shall never know. *eats paper*
Horatio: *pouts*
Cafe, Miami
Lori: *sighs, drinks tea*
Waitress: Anything else for you today?
Lori: *shakes head* I'm fine, thank you.
Waitress: If you need anythin' else, just holler. *walks away*
Lori: *reads paper*
Gavin: *sits down* I never pegged you to be a stock market kind of woman.
Lori: *lifts head*
Gavin: *smiles*
Lori: YOU! *lunges, hugs Gavin*
Gavin: AH! *falls over*
Lori: HI!
Gavin: *nervous smile* Hey.
Lori: *gasp* How did you get out?
Gavin: The real killer was found and I was 'exonerated'.
Lori: What about your undercover case thing?
Gavin: I quit.
Lori: NO.
Gavin: *laughs* Yes. I am officially a civilian.
Lori: NO WAY.
Gavin: Yes way.
Lori: So you're not a cop?
Gavin: Well, professionally no.
Lori: *frowns* I hate it when you cops say that.
Gavin: If giving up my job means bein' with you, I'll take it.
Lori: But you're such a cop.
Gavin: *stands* This might look weird if customers came in.
Lori: *smiles* Hey man I couldn't give a lick.
Gavin: Me neither but it might get us arrested.
Lori: Oh we don't want that. *turns around* NOTHING TO SEE! GET BACK TO YOUR CROSSWORDS AND DOUBLE MOCHA CAPPUCINOS!
Gavin: *laughs*
Lori: *turns back around* Let's go.
Gavin: Where?
Lori: Somewhere tropical.
Gavin: Why?
Lori: Because I want to have some fun. You have to live life to the fullest and that means sitting at the beach.
Gavin: There's a beach in Miami.
Lori: There are also people in Miami.
Gavin: So you want us to be alone.
Lori: OH GOOD IDEA! I like the way you think.
Gavin: What is with you? You're like a buzzball.
Lori: Well see you're not evil, I'm not alone and we're heading to a tropical island to be alone. GOOD TIMES.
Gavin: And who's paying for this?
Lori: You are.
Gavin: Of course.
Lori: I guarantee it, it'll be worth your while. *winks*
Gavin: Are you drunk?
Lori: *laughs* No. OH LET'S GET MARRIED IN FIJI!
Gavin: We're getting married?
Lori: Hey you popped the question.
Gavin: Yes but then you blew me off.
Lori: Still counts, let's go.
Gavin: Whoa, just hold on a minute. You're sure you aren't drunk?
Lori: What, I can't get married?
Gavin: That's not what I said. It's just that we agreed your career takes precedence.
Lori: It's not much of a career. OH prison didn't make you a badass did it?
Gavin: ...Not that I know of.
Lori: Normally I'd say a big ol' "DAMN" but YAY! *hugs Gavin* OH LET'S STOP BY TEXAS AND MEET YOUR PARENTS!
Gavin: *pulls away* What was in that tea?
Lori: TEEHEE! *runs out*
Gavin: *looks around* Strange girl. Cute, but strange. *walks away*
TBC...............
Oh my God I can't believe I'm up at 2 in the morning. *dies*
Okay did ANYONE ELSE notice that in the guest cast for 'Bang, Bang, You're Debt' there's a character names Lori? :lol: I almost crapped myself because it's the episode where you know who shows us his face. BWAHA DONAHUE STOP STEALING! *shakes fist*
Okay that was just some randomness from me because it's 2 in the morning.
Holy Horatio, Batman! That was one long ass update. Not that I'm complaining. Far from it actually. Now, let's review.
"Ryan: I tend to think some things catch his ear and the othre 90% of the time, he's just slightly tilting his head to the side and shifting his feet. It's much more snazzy that way.
Lilly: Yeah it's like he always has to be doing something with his hands too. *imitates Horatio* Hands on hips. Hands grab shades. Hands on hips. Hands put shades on neck. Hands on hips. Fingers pound ID tag. Hand on gun. Hand on shades. Do the hokey pokey and spin yourself around. I mean, that's really what it's all about.
Heather: Yeah and you notice he always has his gun out before any shooting starts happening? Dude you can't just walk around Miami carrying a gun in plain sight! That's why people are shooting at you!"
OMG. Geni. I. Love. You. Forever. This seriously had me rolling on the floor hollering with laughter.
I would so act that way too, if a couple was having a spat right in front of me and then get all smoochy. Hit my head? Yes, please.
I did love the part where I hugged Ryan and he hugged me back (sorry Lilly, dont hurt me).
Lori and Gavin sitting in Fiji, Kissing, and dancing, and singing a song. WOOT WOOT. Aw, that's so sad that Lori's sick. But, like father like daughter, (how's his heart anyway?)
Stetler's middle name; HORATIO! :lol: Oh man. That was hilarious, especially when everyone was writing his name instead of their own.
I loved this update. I seriously, just yeah. :lol: X infinity.
You do the hokey pokey, and that's what it's all about! *hands on hips*
Oh my GOD...GENI! That was friggin hilarious! I thought I would never stop laughing...I mean it was one of those har hardy har har laughs too...*wipes tears* whew...
I'm glad that Gavin was exonnerated. I really liked him, despite his misadventures. And marriage? Does he really know what he's getting into? :lol: I kid, I kid...
:lol: :lol: *laughs out loud* OMG that's hilraious. The thing that really got me going was Coltons *muffled screams* and nobodys giving a damn. :lol: Ah Geni i love you so much. Live with me and we'll be roomies.
Heather: Hey has anyone ever thought of doing a reality show with us?
Over radio: NO! GOD NO!
Ryan: ...Horatio?
Base camp
Horatio: For the love of God don't pitch that idea out loud. It never works. Never.
HAHA i love how he immediately comes in with the 'oh God no's. :lol:
Lilly: Yeah it's like he always has to be doing something with his hands too. *imitates Horatio* Hands on hips. Hands grab shades. Hands on hips. Hands put shades on neck. Hands on hips. Fingers pound ID tag. Hand on gun. Hand on shades. Do the hokey pokey and spin yourself around. I mean, that's really what it's all about.
Heather: Yeah and you notice he always has his gun out before any shooting starts happening? Dude you can't just walk around Miami carrying a gun in plain sight! That's why people are shooting at you!
Ryan: *laughs* And don't even get me started about his s-
Base camp
Horatio: I'M NOT LISTENING *plugs ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! DING-A-LING-A-LING!
*bursts out laughing* :lol: :lol: OH MAN Geni... *wipes tear away* Oh its okay Horatio! *hugs* I'll beat them up for you. But Geni, you're way too hilraious. Ever try stand up? Maybe you'll be good at it...
Oh wow that Tito guy is MESSED UP. Glad he's gone.
Anni: *pulls out name* HA hey, someone wrote Stetler's middle name.
Horatio: LET ME SEE! LET ME SEE!
Anni: *rips paper away* NEVER!
Speed: *starts to laugh*
Anni: YAY! *hugs Speed*
Missy: Oh man I remember that. Good freakin' times.
Horatio: WHAT IS IT. *stomps*
Anni: You shall never know. *eats paper*
Horatio: *pouts*
Looking forward towards the next update!
