CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

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*eyes bug out* :eek: Wow this is one long update.

Delko: *rubs eye*

Lora: What's wrong with you?

Delko: Horatio punched me.

Everyone: *GASP*

Horatio: Eric, I didn't punch you. You ran away from me and hit your face into the wall.

Delko: IT FELT LIKE YOU PUNCHED ME!

Horatio: Believe me if I had punched you, it would hurt a lot worse.

Haha YEAH it probably would. But that would be the day, Horatio punching the harmless and not-so-innocent Delko.

Anni: BEER! *hugs boxes*

Lora: Horatio bought us beer? COOL!

Horatio: If you're underage, you can't have any.

Lora: None of us are under age.

Horatio: Oh. *scratches head*

Lora: Did you seriously think I was younger than 21?

Horatio: ...No.

Lora: *frowns*

Horatio: PURPLE MUSTARD! EXCELLENT IDEA! *waves shades* IT SHALL BE DONE!

:lol: :lol: *laughs ass off*

*laughs* He thought i was under 21....

Horatio: Yep, ne 1 want ne Cheez-its thr oober gud n crnchy wit da cheze n crakrs. Cellphone rings WTF! Xcuse me, 'tis my bff Yelina. Nbd. Ttfn homies. LOLZ. *grabs phone, walks away.*

*actually laughs out loud* :lol: Geni that's hilarious. "*cell phone rings* WTF!"

Horatio: Lora, honey,

HE CALLED ME HONEY! *jumps into Horatio's arms* To the chapel!

Missy: Oh you have much to learn young Jedi.

Lora: I LOVE THAT MOVIE! That and Transformers.

Ah Geni you know me so well. :D

Fantasticlastical update Gen!! :D

(I LOVE cheez-its! :lol: )
 
GENI! Oh, these TWO (Oh yes, we rock, Geni gave us TWO UPDATES WOOOT!) updates are so reminiscent(er, however you spell it) of the good ol' days.

There are way to many hilarious lines in this update.. Way way way to many... All of them hilarious. Every. One. Of. Them.

For instance; Gavin's phone number:
1-800-IMACOP

So, does that mean Lori's phone number is:
1-800-LUVACOP
?

:lol:

And, Lora's right, you know her WAY to well. ;)
 
I love the Lora/me bickering thing you've got going, it's hilarious. And I'm seriously starting to consider wearing an 'I SHIP LORI/GAVIN' t-shirt now. I'll make one on those printout t-shirt decals. Hehe.

Loving it, Geni, all of it.
 
Geni, the updates of course...of course you know that they were hilarity at it's finest. The RT...there's not much to be said there, but I welcome the old times...Mustard and Cheezits doth make a good time. And Horatio trying to turn it purple... Eric running into something... Speed saying something sarcastic, RT Anni drooling over the beer...It's like coming home:lol:


I'm with Lily, those two bickering had me in stitches! And Katie, Speed, and RT Anni... what a trip that is going to be!

And Lori and Gavin... Just go ahead and give these two a room and call it a night. They belong with each other. Point blank. :D Who knew , though, that Lori was a giddy drunk? I laughed ,possibly, way too hard at her 'cubby hole' remark in regards to her pockets...:lol:


Hilarious, wonderful even. Can't wait for more!
 
:lol: Don't tell me this fic needs it's own shipper thread. Lilly. :p

Ah pockets, always amusing. :D

Onward to China!

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Hummerhome, 7pm

Colton: Lora KNOCK IT OFF!

Lora: Come on! Someone play 'I Spy' with me.

Lilly: No one wants to play. You keep picking the color red and it's ALWAYS Horatio's hair.

Lora: Well he's right in front of me. Eric will you play?

Delko: What's in it for me?

Lora: The purest fun of all. Playing a game with yours truly. GOD no one here gets me.

Anni: *lifts hand* Oh I get ya sister. No one understood me for like...The first five years.

Lora: Five? I feel like such a fish out of water...Or...In water...Or...Wait, who's the fish again?

Delko: I like fish.

Lora: If you play, you can have a fish.

Delko: A living one?

Lora: Yep.

Delko: YAY! *claps*

Speed: Where the hell are you going to get a fish?

Delko: Wal-Mart.

Speed: They don't have fish.

Delko: HORATIO I want a fish.

Horatio: You can have a fish when we get to China.

Delko: Good.

Lora: Okay I spy my little eye on something that is red.

Everyone: HORATIO.

Lora: ...Man you guys sure don't leave it up to the imagination, do ya?

Josh's house, front step, 10pm

Lori: *turns around* Thanks for drivin' me back here.

Gavin: You sure you want to stay here? The neighborhood isn't exact-

Lori: *smiling* The apartment won't be available for another day or so...Besides, Josh and his wife invited me....*laughs* Y'know, I kind of miss my home in Colombia, as weird as that sounds.

Gavin: It doesn't sound weird.

Lori: Well...I should be getting inside.

Gavin: *nods*

Lori: ...Good night.

Gavin: *grabs Lori's hand, kisses it*

Lori: *laughs*

Gavin: Have a restful evening. *smiles*

Lori: You too.

Gavin: *leaves*

Inside house

Lori: *closes door*

Josh: Boo.

Lori: *screams*

Josh: *laughs*

Lori: DON'T DO THAT!

Josh: How was your 'date'?

Lori: It wasn't a date.

Josh: *walks into kitchen* Mhm.

Lori: Where's Carly?

Josh: Putting the kids to sleep.

Lori: You make your home sound like a vet clinic.

Josh: ...I never quite thought of it that way but thanks for the visual.

Lori: No problem.

Carly: *walks downstairs* I'm two for two. Oh, Lori nice of you to finally join us.

Lori: Dinner ran late.

Carly: Josh I think you need a coffee.

Josh: No, I'm okay.

Carly: *looks at Josh*

Josh: And...That's my cue to exit. *walks upstairs*

Lori: *sigh*

Carly: *washes dishes*

Lori: If you want to talk to me about the birds and the bees, don't bother.

Carly: You two have fun?

Lori: He was a complete gentlemen if that's what you mean. And I can take care of myself.

Carly: I don't doubt that.

Lori: So what do you need to talk to me about?

Carly: *grabs towel* You know, whether you know it or not, we worry about you. We care about you.

Lori: Did I do something wrong?

Carly: Nope.

Lori: So what's with the speech?

Carly: Josh and I are always here if you need to talk...Get anything off your chest.

Lori: *lifts brow* Yeah I know.

Carly: You might feel a bit insecure now, but you're still young a-

Lori: Whoa, stop. Did Gavin talk to you?

Carly: *sigh* He's worried about you.

Lori: I'm fine.

Carly: Evidently he thinks your childhood has something to do with why y-

Lori: *shakes head* I can't believe he told you.

Carly: You've always been socially insecure, but maybe it's time you got some help.

Lori: You think making me sit on a couch for 400 bucks a minute is going to loosen me up. Make me more trusting.

Carly: We want you to be happy, that's all.

Lori: You think I have enough money to have someone with a certificate listen to me all day?

Carly: Gavin's offered to pay for everything.

Lori: *rubs eyes*

Carly: He loves you.

Lori: Um....You know what, I'll think about it. I appreciate this.

Carly: *nods*

Lori: *hugs Carly*

Carly: *lifts brow*

Lori: Thanks.

Carly: No...Problem.

Lori: *lets go, runs upstairs*

TBC...................
 
Cool ...very cool.. RT Anni has a kinship with Lora, who, just so happens to have a fixation on playing I Spy with Horatio's hair...:lol: Lora and Anni could have such a wonderful time..lol

And Gavin..he's really putting it out there isn't he? I mean actually paying for Lori's counseling...First off, did he have a trust fund he failed to tell anyone about, and secondly, he has the cojones to love Lori...Someone get this man some help..lol.> I kid... really, i think it's sweet that Gavin loves Lori so much so , he wants to see her happy and well. Aw.... Love springs hope eternal!

Awesome work, Geni!
 
:lol: Haha Horatio's hair... hey, how can i NOT ignore that? With it's flaming, radiant color.... :lol:

Awesome update Gen! :D
 
Holy shinizzle we're on the second page of the Forum. :lol: Yikes.

Alrighty, I should have another chapter tomorrow morning because I'm completely beat BUT I don't have to work tomorrow so YAY! So expect at least...More than one chapter. :p

G'night all! (And thanks for the awesome reviews)


ETA:

Okay time for a chapter!

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Miami Lab, next morning

Carly: *walks down halls*

Tripp: *walks over* Up for a case?

Carly: It's my day off, I just came to get my cheque.

Tripp: *hands over folder* Looks like you'll be puttin' in for some overtime.

Carly: *looks down at folder* You have got to be kidding me.

Tripp: They say the city never sleeps.

Carly: I can't work this solo, it's going to take me two days just to process the evidence.

Tripp: What about Josh?

Carly: He's in court all day.

Tripp: Ryan?

Carly: Yeah I'll go look for him. Thanks. *leaves*

Trace Lab

Ryan: *looking through microscope*

Carly: *walks in* My knight in shining armor!

Ryan: *lifts head* What can I do for you?

Carly: You can accompany me to this scene.

Ryan: Uh, sorry I'm already working a case with Heather.

Carly: What?

Ryan: We were re-assigned by Yelina.

Carly: Well I'm not doing this one alone.

Ryan: So find someone else. There's bound to be other CSIs here.

Carly: But I don't know any of them.

Ryan: Get to know them.

Carly: *frowns*

Ryan: I'm sorry, I'm busy.

Carly: *sigh*

Ryan: What about that Gavin guy? He's a cop, right?

Carly: *laughs* Uh yeah, I don't think so. He's not qualified. And he's a criminal.

Ryan: I've been to jail.

Carly: He scares me more than you scare me.

Ryan: What? How come?

Carly: He has muscle.

Ryan: *frowns* I have muscle. *rolls up sleeves*

Carly: I don't see them.

Ryan: ...You're not funny.

Carly: Ergh, I knew I'd have to compromise today. *walks away*

Ryan: Have fun!

Crime Scene, Condo

Carly: *opens kit*

Alexx: *walks in* Hi baby.

Carly: *smiles* Hey Alexx. Double shift?

Alexx: It happens. You solo on this?

Carly: *shakes head* I've got...Someone.

Alexx: And where is this someone?

Gavin: *walks over* This someone was stuck behind an old lady on a bicycle.

Alexx: *stares at Gavin*

Carly: Meet Gavin Henderson.

Alexx: *nods*

Carly: Can I talk to you for a sec?

Gavin: Yeah.

Side of room

Carly: Okay, first thing's first. I only called you here because you're a cop.

Gavin: Alright.

Carly: Don't touch anything and don't...Just don't touch anything.

Gavin: Look, I'm not a CSI and I'm not going to try to be.

Carly: Good.

Gavin: Besides, if I wanted to pick up other people's garbage all day, I'd be working somewhere else if you know what I mean.

Carly: *frowns*

Gavin: Sorry but you CSI people make me laugh.

Carly: So why'd you come?

Gavin: I'm getting paid, aren't I?

Carly: We'll discuss it. *walks over to body*

Gavin: *follows*

Carly: TOD?

Alexx: Between 3:00am and 4:30am at the latest.

Carly: Gavin, are you going to look at the body or not?

Gavin: I know what a dead body looks like.

Carly: Well you haven't seen this one.

Gavin: *frowns*

Alexx: Poor girl went through a lot to end up this way.

Carly: Yeah the landlord said she was dangling out this broken window by the chord of the television. 13 year old kid shouldn't have to go like this.

Alexx: She shouldn't have had to go at all.

Carly: *nods* Alright. *grabs latex gloves* I'll be downstairs.

Gavin: Downstairs?

Carly: I have to collect the glass from this window. Killer's DNA might be on a shard.

Gavin: What do you want me to do?

Carly: Tripp'll be here soon, he'll give you directions.

Gavin: I thought I wasn't supposed to touch anything.

Carly: How about...Don't break anything that isn't already broken.

Gavin: Sure.

Carly: *leaves*

Alexx: Boy you are way not cut out for this.

Gavin: Yeah well she convinced me to come here because I'm dating her neice.

Alexx: Lori?

Gavin: ...Yeah.

Alexx: *stands* Well I'll be.

Gavin: *lifts brow*

Alexx: Hmm.

Gavin: What? What's 'hmm'?

Alexx: I see she didn't fall for your personality.

Gavin: What's that supposed to mean?

Alexx: *laughs*

Tripp: *walks over* Just spoke to the landlord, he says her parents are out of town for the weekend. Went to Vegas.

Gavin: Who leaves a little girl alone for an entire weekend?

Alexx: Her parents.

Tripp: *nods, writing things down*

Alexx: I'll meet you guys back at HQ. *leaves*

Gavin: *looks around*

Tripp: Okay time to put your 'skills' to work.

Gavin: Skills?

Tripp: Yeah. Look over the scene and find evidence.

Gavin: *blank stare*

Tripp: Are we not on the same page?

Gavin: I'm just a cop.

Tripp: Well today you're a scientist.

Gavin: Great.

Tripp: *looks down at notes* I got a head start for ya. Landlord found her so that automatically makes him our first suspect. No forced entry either.

Gavin: You're from Texas, aren't you?

Tripp: Yeah.

Gavin: *sigh* Finally, I'm home.

Tripp: *scoffs* Now you know how I've felt for ten years.

Gavin: *laughs*

Tripp: *points to floor* Hey you might want to check that out.

Gavin: *looks at floor*

Tripp: *hands over flashlight*

Gavin: *looks at Tripp* What the hell do I need a flashlight for? It's 10 in the morning.

Tripp: Suit yourself.

Gavin: *picks up palm pilot*

Tripp: The department wanted me to get one of those things. No way, I think I'll keep my cell phone thank you very much.

Gavin: That's a Blackberry.

Tripp: What?

Gavin: Blackberry's have phones. Palm pilots are more for e-mail.

Tripp: Do I look like the kind of guy who's all up on technology?

Gavin: *looking at palm pilot* A 13 year old kid wouldn't have one of these.

Tripp: Unless her parents are gazillionaires.

Gavin: *looks at body*

Tripp: What is it?

Gavin: *walks over to body, kneels*

Tripp: *lifts brow*

Gavin: *lifts body's hand*

Tripp: You can tell if she used a palm pilot or something?

Gavin: *tilts head*

Tripp: Talking would be nice. I have to make up a report.

Gavin: Her nails are broken on his hand.

Tripp: So?

Gavin: *looks down at palm pilot, opens it* Yep.

Tripp: You want to share with the class?

Gavin: *stands* She grabbed it off the killer. Must have fallen out of it's pouch before she took the swan dive.

Tripp: Or maybe she tried to reach for it and send an e-mail for help.

Gavin: Either way, this is a pretty good link to the killer.

Tripp: So what exactly did you do in Texas?

Gavin: Vice which is why I did NOT want to move to Miami. Too many jokes and I'm no Don Johnson.

Tripp: Maybe Colin Farrel.

Gavin: *blinks* Anyway, I was working with the SIU before I was sent here.

Tripp: Special Investigations Unit?

Gavin: Yeah.

Tripp: Pretty good cash for someone your age.

Gavin: I don't do it for the cash.

Carly: *walks over* Half my evidence has been run over.

Tripp: Shame.

Carly: Laugh it up.

Tripp: *smirks* I'll be on my cell if you need anything. *leaves*

Carly: Is that a palm pilot?

Gavin: Yeah.

Carly: Cool, Tyler can analyze it back at the lab. You see that hand print on the window over there?

Gavin: ...No.

Carly: It's okay, they're easy to miss. *walks over to window* Killer might have braced himself to swing her over the edge. *opens kit*

Gavin: What are you doing?

Carly: Printing it. Haven't you ever watched CSI:pensacola?

Gavin: That's probably the most inaccurate depiction of law enforcement I've ever seen.

Carly: Yeah but you saw it.

Gavin: *rolls eyes*

TBC.....................
 
Geni!

Great update ! And Gavin seems like he will fit right on in in Miami... He's got a real way about him...ooh, I like :lol: And that quip about CSI Pensacola...pure hilarity!


Awesome job, Geni! ;)
 
Gavin has officially been made "CSI".... ok maybe not CSI but CSIT C-sit... ICSIT.. I see, I sit. :lol: word associations rock...

Gavin has a buddy! Tripp has a buddy! Aww.. now they can get all nostalgic like. :lol: I can already hear that accent between the two... Woo.

Colin Farrell ;) This whole update is just... cake... mm now I'm hungry.
 
Thankies for the reviews! I thought this thread would go down to the second page again and I didn't want to double post and make sissi's life a living hell. :lol:

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Miami Lab, two hours later

Trace Lab

Gavin: *walks in* You know how long it took me to get a visitor's pass?

Carly: *adjusting microscope* I hope you got one.

Gavin: Had to flash my badge. Which by the way I hate doing.

Carly: *laughs* You know, Lori's still kicking herself about that one.

Gavin: Yeah I heard. Not to mention the fact she freaked out at me in front of 30 people.

Carly: She's...Unique.

Gavin: So what are you lookin' at?

Carly: Glass frags from the window.

Gavin: These weren't crushed by traffic?

Carly: Got lucky, these landed in the bushes.

Gavin: So what are you doing with them?

Carly: *lifts head* Take a look.

Gavin: Uh, sorry I don't do microscopes.

Carly: I can't work this case alone.

Gavin: I don't even work here!

Carly: Today you do. So take a look.

Gavin: *looks through microscope*

Carly: What do you see?

Gavin: Glass.

Carly: *rolls eyes* Yeah I think I've determined that. How about on the glass?

Gavin: *lifts head* You're the scientist.

Carly: It's bullet proof.

Gavin: *shakes head* You say that like it means something.

Carly: Most condos don't come equipped with bullet proof windows.

Gavin: So the kid's parents are paranoid. Who wouldn't be in a city with this much crime?

Carly: *looks at watch* That reminds me, we have a date.

Gavin: Excuse me?

Carly: Autopsy. Alexx's expecting us.

Gavin: I don't do autopsies either.

Carly: You said you've seen a dead body before.

Gavin: And I'd rather not see another one.

Carly: Move it.

Gavin: *frowns*

Morgue

Carly: Here, put on a labcoat.

Gavin: No. I'm not a scientist and I'm not a CSI.

Carly: *sigh* Why is this like pulling teeth?

Alexx: You two comin' or what? The dead have a lot of time on their hands but I don't.

Carly: *walks over* Sorry.

Alexx: You going to observe too?

Gavin: No, I'm fine over here.

Carly: GAVIN.

Gavin: Or over there's good too. *walks over*

Carly: So cause of death was strangulation?

Alexx: That's the interesting part. I went into her trachea to see if I could find any damage and there was - she was strung out the window but there was no hemmorraging of the eye tissue.

Carly: So she didn't suffocate. She was dead and then strung?

Alexx: *nods* I think so.

Carly: So what's the cause of death?

Alexx: Found a small puncture wound in her side.

Gavin: Poison.

Alexx: Mhm. I recieved her toxicology report. *reads* Sodium thiopental, Pancuronium bromide and Potassium chloride.

Carly: *looks down at body*

Gavin: Jesus.

Carly: You know what that is?

Gavin: I'm from Texas.

Carly: So?

Gavin: I take it you guys don't execute a lot of people here.

Carly: We have the death penalty.

Alexx: Point is, this is straight up lethal injection. It usually happens in three stages. Sodium thiopental is a general anaesthesia. Pancuronium bromide is injected next which causes apnoea and that basically means it stops the breathing due to the paralysis of the intercostal muscles and diaphragm. Third stage is Potassium chloride which induces cardiac arrest.

Carly: Who could get their hands on something like this?

Alexx: Individually, doctors, pharmacists, nurses and anyone working in the medical field.

Carly: So we're looking for someone with a medical degree.

Gavin: At least she didn't feel it. It's a shame our killer's going to see the same fate.

Carly: *looks at Gavin*

Gavin: *leaves*

Alexx: *lifts brows*

Carly: *scoffs* Texans.

Alexx: *shakes head*

Front desk, Miami Lab

Lori: *signing papers*

Gavin: *walks over* What are you doing here?

Lori: *lifts head* I could ask you the same thing.

Gavin: Uh...I'm...Doing a favor for your aunt.

Lori: *frowns* She's got you investigating crime scenes.

Gavin: How'd you know?

Lori: Get out before it's too late.

Gavin: Look, I'm not going to do this forever. You all are crazy.

Lori: ...You all?

Gavin: *lifts brow*

Lori: *punches Gavin's arm*

Gavin: Y'ALL! Y'ALL! Ow. Geez.

Lori: Dude, you're from Texas.

Gavin: *smirks* My family even owns a horse ranch.

Lori: *sigh* I love you.

Gavin: *laughs*

Lori: Your arm okay?

Gavin: I think I'll survive.

Lori: Good. *winks*

Gavin: I'm beginning to think you took it easy on me.

Lori: *smiles*

Ryan: HEY! Look at you two lovebirds all lovey dovey and all.

Lori: *smile fades*

Gavin: *looks at Ryan*

Ryan: You know, Lori and I used to date.

Lori: *covers eyes*

Ryan: She's quite a pistol, huh?

Lori: Ryan, get lost.

Ryan: You know, there's a dress code.

Lori: *frowns*

Ryan: I never imagined you to be the hip hugger jeans and busty tank top type.

Lori: It's hot out.

Ryan: I bet a lot of guys out there are sayin' that.

Gavin: *steps forward* You like your smart little mouth? I bet you'd like to keep it attached to your face.

Ryan: Whoa, is that a threat?

Gavin: Depending on your next move, we'll see.

Ryan: *looks at Lori* ...I have a case to get back to. *leaves*

Gavin: *turns around*

Lori: *staring at Gavin*

Gavin: Um...Sorry.

Lori: *sigh* God you're such a cop.

Gavin: Is that...Good or bad?

Lori: *smirks* We'll see.

Gavin: Funny.

TBC..................


Ah, another sleepless er...*looks at watch* Morning. Guess it's time for another chapter!

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Hummercraft, 9pm

Katie: *flipping through channels*

Horatio: Now I don't want any horseplay back there okay?

Delko: How about pigplay?

Horatio: ...What's pigplay?

Colton: Eric, that's pigstye.

Delko: Oh.

Katie: CSI:pensacola!

Speed: *grabs remote* I think we can watch something a little more mature.

Katie: No one ever lets me watch this show.

Anni: Can we watch Jeopardy?

Katie: No.

Anni: How come?

Katie: It's not on.

Anni: You didn't even check.

Missy: Yeah I want to watch Jeopardy too.

JC: ALEX TREBEC!

Missy: *high-fives JC*

Anni: The crowd has spoken.

Katie: What crowd? Beavis and Butthead don't count as a crowd.

Missy: Wait...Which one's Beavis?

JC: You're definitely Butthead.

Missy: Why do I have to be Butthead?

JC: Because Beavis is the smarter one.

Missy: I wasn't the one stapled under the carpet for a month.

JC: Yeah well...Touché.

Lora: I wouldn't mind watching Trebec. He's fantasticalastical.

Everyone: *looks at Lora*

Lora: I...Well...JEOPARDY!

Anni: *grabs remote from Speed* I win.

Calleigh: So how long's it goin' to take us to get to China?

Horatio: *looks at watch* 11 hours.

Calleigh: So...Why are we only flying at 5000 feet?

Horatio: If we go any higher, who knows what will happen. I'd rather crash this low than at 30 000 feet.

Calleigh: You know, we're probably safer in the air than we are..Near the ground.

Horatio: You never know what could be up there.

Calleigh: Like what? Jets?

Horatio: Aliens.

Lora: *screams* DON'T SPEAK THAT KIND OF EVIL!

Calleigh: There is no such thing as aliens.

Horatio: Oh yeah? Then how come the government is hiding a weather balloon under high security in Roswell?

Calleigh: That was 50 years ago.

Horatio: That's what they want you to believe.

Anni: *leans head on Speed's shoulder* This is going to go on forever now. She got him started about aliens.

Horatio: There are aliens! The truth is out there my friends.

Speed: If we ignore him, maybe he'll stop.

Anni: *giggles*

Katie: *peers over seat* HOW'S THE AIR OVER HERE?

Anni: *lifts head* The same as it is back there.

Katie: So...Wacha doin'?

Anni: Chillin'.

Katie: Cool.

Anni: Icy.

Horatio: As cold....As ice.

Colton: Okay we don't need a repeat of past mistakes.

Horatio: Fine, I'll be on the lookout of aliens then.

Delko: I just had the sickest thought.

Calleigh: Eric, please keep it to your self.

Delko: No no, what if the Wubba monster is an ALIEN!

Lora: *screams*

Delko: Oh my God it's ET WUBBA!

11pm, Gavin's house

Lori: *walks in* Looks a little bare without the furniture.

Gavin: At least I have a couch and a bed.

Lori: *looks at Gavin*

Gavin: Uh, not that you need to use the bed or anything.

Lori: Why, you saying I'm not allowed in your bedroom?

Gavin: *lifts brows* I-

Lori: Relax, it's a joke.

Gavin: *nods*

Lori: You need to lighten up a bit.

Gavin: *staring at Lori*

Lori: You're so tense.

Gavin: I'm not used to 'jokes'.

Lori: *sits on couch* So, no tv, no radio, no games no alcohol. Got anything fun to do around here?

Gavin: I thought you lived with your uncle.

Lori: Are you kicking me out?

Gavin: No not at all, I was just wondering.

Lori: *sigh* Look, I don't think this apartment thing is going to pan out. My security deposit cheque bounced. And I don't want to hang around a bunch of cops for the rest of my life.

Gavin: Does that mean you don't want to hang around me?

Lori: *clears throat* That's not what I meant.

Gavin: I get it, you hate cops. But not all of them prance around thinking they'll save the world.

Lori: Well if means anything, you make a better criminal.

Gavin: Really.

Lori: Mhm.

Gavin: You ever realize maybe a criminal can make an even better police officer?

Lori: *laughs* What logic led you to that?

Gavin: It doesn't matter. Either way, they're both ways of life.

Lori: Yeah.

Gavin: So, if you're not going to live with your uncle and aunt forever, where do you plan on staying?

Lori: I don't know, I haven't really thought about it.

Gavin: Well when you've 'thought' about it, I happen to have an extra room.

Lori: You're asking me to live with you?

Gavin: If that's alright with you, of course.

Lori: I don't think I could do that. I wouldn't want to interfere with anything.

Gavin: I'm barely here anyway, it's not a problem.

Lori: It's really nice of you but...I don't think it would be a good idea.

Gavin: So sleeping on a park bench is a better idea?

Lori: I didn't realize I had to make a decision right now.

Gavin: You don't. But you can't stay with your family forever and being homeless is out of the question.

Lori: You're insane.

Gavin: *smiles* Thank you.

Lori: *sigh* Alright, I'll stay here one week. After that, I'm gone.

Gavin: Your choice.

Lori: *nods*

Gavin: You can have my room, it hasn't been stripped.

Lori: *frowns*

Gavin: And it's been cleaned.

Lori: ...I didn't think it wasn't.

Gavin: *stands* So, you hungry?

Lori: Uh, not really, why?

Gavin: *opens cupboard* Well we have Kraft Dinner, spaghetti-o's and Fruit Loops.

Lori: *laughs* Meal for a king.

Gavin: Or I could order a pizza.

Lori: Oh, you read my mind. *walks over*

Gavin: *leans against wall*

Lori: You're blocking the phone.

Gavin: Mhm.

Lori: *laughs* Either call, or get out of the way.

Gavin: I like it here. The view is perfect.

Lori: Cheezy.

Gavin: Was it.

Lori: Definitely.

Gavin: My mistake.

Lori: *smiling* Now get out of my way.

Gavin: *winks, walks away*

Lori: *narrows eyes, turns around* Why I do believe it's not the pizza you're interested in, cowboy.

Gavin: *crosses arms* And how may I reckon you came to that conclusion?

Lori: *laughs*

Gavin: I think pizza will do just fine tonight.

Lori: Alright.

Gavin: *grabs phone*

TBC......................
 
*bursts in* Ok, my internet finally decided to not be screwy again *kicks internet* It was gay (STOP RESISTING! :lol:), nothing would load at all...

Ah, the RT-ers. So very crazy. HORATIO IS RED! Ah man, I haven't played 'I spy' in years...usually theres something better to do..like sleep or listen to iPods...

But seriously, trust Katie to have boxes and boxes of Cheez-its and mustard. Ah, that also takes me back...LONG LIVE THE MUSTARD! And Eric and his Snuffles and Sniffles and Teddington and...uh...Ted E Bair.

Huh...Lori is very confusing sometimes. I like her, then I don't like her again, then I like her again then not...I don't even know where I am now...I kinda like her. But as soon as she gets all "I dont like anyone. Go away" then I tend not to like her again. Man, she's almost as confusing as Joshie. But Joshie is awesome. And always will be. Hee :D

Woo, go me! All CSI and whatnot. But man, what a creepy case *shudders* Remind me to be glad that I'm not 13 anymore...Lethal injection? Also remind me to be thankful that I'm not a criminal either...yikes.

But OH! That reminds me, yesterday at school, we had a Year 12 muck up photo, which is basically where the whole grade can dress up as whatever they want...and as I only found out about this two days ago, I wore my awesomely awesome CSI jacket that my friends got me last year...I looked ridiculous (because I had it on backwards), but it was so cool!

anyways, please update soon, and hopefully my internet will hold out...
 
Horatio: As cold....As ice.
Colton: Okay we don't need a repeat of past mistakes.

That literally... gave me chills as I remembered the first time (and second time during the repeat) I heard it.. blah to the Anahue Domination.
Then I literally laughed out loud.. I think I might have woken the neighbors *gives shifty eyes* It wasn't me.. No, no.. Laughing? I didn't hear such things. :lol: Colton rocks that sentence. ;)

Gavin and Lori, sitting in a room.. Not so Kissing, but eating pizza. ;) And AND moving in together... she says its just a week.. but, they always say that. :p

Answer: Jeopardy
Question: What is the coolest game show on the planet?

:) They need to do a Miami episode of Jeopardy...oooh... *light bulb* :devil: Who's with me? :cool:

Ok, I'm having a little too much fun. I loved this update (s).
 
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