CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

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:lol: Omg. Lori was just fantabulous. Finally she realizes that she's crushing... hard. OH, that banana peel added to it. It was PRICELESS. I'd do that too, if I was talking to someone I like. :lol:

" ...No, he was shot in the abdomen and he's unconscious. No one would be stupid enough to think that up."

Are we hinting at a dislike for the Anneahue Clan of writers? :lol: Nah, that would be too easy. ;)

That was great.. Calleigh and Ryan were hilarious. Cal trying not to cry, and Ryan making a specatcle of either himself, or the situation. As to which one, I'm not sure.

I loved the update, Geni!
 
OMG! Geni that was flat out hilarious!! Lori is the exact carbon copy of Katie, through and through. She just rambled on and on about literally nothing, and falling in the process. I'm sure Gavin is totally smitten now. Lori has a diary???? The secrets encased in that book :D. Now that she has lightened up some, Lori's really quite funny :lol: Banana peel---Hilarity at it's finest!

Aw, are Josh and Carly making up? Sweet!

and I have to say this, Boo that Eric was shot, but damn if Calleigh and Ryan didn't have me in stitches! And the shot about the stupid thought of being shot in the head....totally dying at that part!

Awesome update, Geni....

wait... I forgot, what happened to the team????
 
Aww. Lori's so cute. It's so funny to see her so flustered.
ERIC! Don't let him die!
CARLY! I can't be lieve you're leaving. Although I did like the comment about Josh being a mini wheat.
GENI! You are a Genius.
 
Aw, Lori is so sweet. O_O I can't believe I just said that...*smakcs head* But :lol: Katie sure loves her flailing. Once a flailer, always a flailer.

ERIC! but I think I know better by now than to believe that he's actually dead. Obviously you think I don't remember when Speed was "dead". And Katie was "dead". And Joshie was "dead" ;) And now eric is "dead". Of course, he could actually be dead, and I would feel like a complete idiot. But eh, what are ya gonna do?

Hm, Josh is certainly a very confusing man. Gay, not gay, gay, not gay, gay and possibly not gay again. Confusing. Although he could just be doing to stop me from taking the kids. Of course, he probably forgot that he did that first *cough* Ernest *cough* Heh, Mini Wheats. I think we've still got some of those in the cupboard. Dang, know I feel like cereal. But still *clings to Josh* Hee.

anyways, please update soon!
 
Happilyhappy said
Are we hinting at a dislike for the Anneahue Clan of writers?

Er, no. Not at all. :p

speedfanatic05 said
She just rambled on and on about literally nothing, and falling in the process.

That's usually how it's done in this thread. :lol: Gosh I remember the old days.

Cop: Stop resisting!
Katie: STOP BEING GAY!

I don't think that one will ever live down. Not that she was falling or rambling but Drunk Katie usually does that before getting into it with the cops. :p

Now that she has lightened up some, Lori's really quite funny :lol:

I think you'll find she's more like Katie when it comes to anyone of the opposite sex, LOL. But you've already said she's a carbon copy so ha. Woo the craziness continues!

And in answer to your question, the team is in a warehouse in California somewhere being held against their will. So hilarity will ensue since they're all tied together in a giant circle. That is if I can brush off the Hummerhome/RT magic.

Carly this is like a bad soap opera. Everyone dies at least once. :lol: But like I've said before, Speedy boy would have stayed 'dead' if well certain spoilers hadn't happened. Now I just don't think it's fair to keep him six feet under. Ergo, we just won't see him for a while.

Mini wheats wheats wheats, vanilla flavour can't be beat! ...[/bad singing]

I should have another chapter up later today once I'm finished at the Chiropractor.

EDIT: I'm back!

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7pm, front of Katie's home

Lori: *opens car trunk* How many different kinds of rice do you need?

Katie: The people I'm staying with seem to like it.

Lori: Well they are Chinese afterall.

Katie: Non-Chinese people eat rice.

Lori: Like you?

Katie: *tilts head* Well...Sometimes I almost want to throw a bottle of HP sauce into it.

Lori: *laughs*

Gavin: *walks over* Am I interrupting?

Lori: *looks at Gavin*

Katie: *frowns*

Lori: Uh...

Katie: Yes, you are. Leave.

Lori: Mom...

Katie: I don't know why you keep coming back here you punk but you're a criminal so you have two seconds to get out of here or I'm calling the police.

Lori: *rubs eyes*

Gavin: Ma'am, I understand you're angry and I also understand you love your daughter and you'd do anything to protect her. But believe me, my intentions aren't to harm her.

Katie: *narrows eyes*

Lori: *looks down at feet*

Katie: *gasp* YOU'RE THE ONE SHE'S ALL CRUSHING OVER!

Lori: *looks at Katie*

Katie: ABSOLUTELY NOT. GET OUT OF HERE!

Gavin: No disrespect to you, but...She's an adult.

Katie: What's that supposed to mean?

Gavin: It means she has the right to talk to me if she wants to or not.

Katie: *glaring* Well she's living on my property so stick that up your ass and sit on it.

Gavin: *nods* I've obviously caught you at a bad time. I'll leave.

Lori: No. Wait. Mom, I'll be fine.

Katie: I can't believe you like this thug. *slams trunk, walks away*

Lori: *looks down at ground* ...I'm sorry.

Gavin: No need to apologize. She must be very protective of you.

Lori: Yeah well I tend to get into a lot of trouble. Of course it's usually because I wanted to in the first place.

Gavin: *nods* I just came by to thank you.

Lori: For what?

Gavin: For opening my eyes.

Lori: *smirks* It's nothing a doctor couldn't do for 50 bucks.

Gavin: With the doctors in Miami, I wouldn't doubt it for a second.

Lori: Um, about what my mom said about the whole...Me liking you thing...She's just nuts so don't believe a word she says. I mean, I give the pizza guy a tip and she thinks I'm going to marry him.

Gavin: *nods*

Lori: ...Besides, the only reason I acted loopy before is because I tend to get hyper when...I...See bananas?

Gavin: *blank stare*

Lori: DRUGS! I'm on drugs. Yeah, drugs. Lots of drugs. It interfers with the inner-workings and and and wiring of my brain maki-

Gavin: *holds up hand*

Lori: ...

Gavin: You don't need to explain anything.

Lori: Good because I was beginning to run out of things to come up with.

Gavin: It's okay.

Lori: *nods*

Gavin: Well, I should be going before your mother finds a shotgun and starts firing into the night.

Lori: Yeah. L-Look, I don't usually act this stupid. Just so you know.

Gavin: *clears throat* Lori?

Lori: Mhm?

Gavin: *smiles* Have a wonderful evening. *kisses Lori's cheek*

Lori: *stares at Gavin*

Gavin: *leaves*

Inside house

Katie: *stirring rice* ...Should this even be stirred?

Lori: *walks in*

Katie: So what did HE want?

Lori: I...Completely forget.

Katie: *rolls eyes* He's a criminal, Lori.

Lori: So?

Katie: So criminals are bad people. They're the epitome of evil and all that is corrupt.

Lori: You're a criminal.

Katie: That's different.

Lori: How?

Katie: I was a police officer.

Lori: So was he.

Katie: What, for like two minutes? OH, OH MY GOD. I can't believe you like COPS.

Lori: Yeah I bet Freud would have a field day with that one.

Katie: The point is, he's dangerous.

Lori: Fine. I'll take my chances.

Katie: No you won't. Not while you're living under my roof. Or...The roof I'm also living under.

Lori: So I'm not allowed to be interested in anyone unless they're a banker or a pilot or someone safe.

Katie: I wouldn't really call being a pilot something safe.

Lori: I meant the person not the occupation.

Katie: You're young and inexperienced with this sort of thing. I'm just trying to make sure that your life continues smoothly. I mean, with all that you've been throu-

Lori: What. What have I been through?

Katie: I'm just saying...

Lori: *frowns* What. I'm very curious to hear what you're 'just saying'.

Katie: You've just....You've never trusted men and for good reason. I don't want to see you hurt again because of them. Especially since this guy is a criminal and has done God knows what to people.

Lori: It doesn't matter, he already told me what he did.

Katie: What did he do?

Lori: That's none of your business.

Katie: *laughs* Okay so you're into torturers now. I knew I should have taken you to a therapist when I had the chance.

Lori: I don't think I'm the one that needs therapy.

Katie: What's that supposed to mean?

Lori: Good night, mother. *leaves, slams door*

Katie: I swear I'm going to rip out all of my hair because of that girl.

TBC.............
 
*gets giddy*

I love watching..erm.. reading.. people flirt. Aww. I loved that kiss on the cheek. Kisses like that can make the crankiest person happy. ^_^

:lol: Katie, though. Oh, that was hilarious.

I loved it, Geni!
 
Thankies for the reviews. :D Glad to come home to them after a boring day of work, lol.

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Warehouse, California, 10pm

Anni: Someone's poking my butt.

Colton: Someone's sitting on my hand.

Lilly: *spits* Lora, your hair is in my mouth.

Lora: Hey it stays where it sways.

Anni: *struggles* Man these ropes are tight.

Colton: That's because you keep yanking on them.

Anni: Stop being such a sour puss. You wanted in on this.

Colton: I wanted in on nothing. You drag me everywhere in hopes of fun but it turns out to be nothing but rotten danger.

Lora: Pfft, get over your PMS already.

Anni: *kicks rocks* Hey let's see who can kick these the farthest.

Lilly: I'm game. *kicks rocks*

Missy: *wakes up* WHERE AM I!

Colton: Tied to a bunch of idiots.

Missy: Oh.

JC: You slept through that?

Missy: I think I have narcolepsy.

JC: Haha, narco.

Missy: NARK!

JC: *laughs*

Colton: *rolls eyes* Why can't we ever have more guys on these trips?

Anni: Oh face it, you like being tied to a bunch of women.

Colton: One of which is married.

Anni: Who?

Colton: You.

Anni: *looks at hand* HAHA, hey...Look at that. But AHA! It doesn't count if he's dead.

Colton: You don't even care?

Anni: Life's too short to keep grieving.

Colton: That's probably because he's not actually dead.

Anni: Of course he is. Horatio wouldn't lie.

Miami lab, next morning, outside

Horatio: *takes off shades* I'm sorry I couldn't pick a more discreet place to meet.

Speed: What do you want.

Horatio: I want to know why you lied.

Speed: I never said I died. I said I wanted out.

Horatio: Oh.

Speed: I'm not an idiot.

Horatio: I know. Wait, you're not a ghost or hallucination are you?

Speed: *pinches Horatio*

Horatio: OW!

Speed: I'm real.

Horatio: *rubs arm* Well good because I have an undercover mission for you.

Speed: Oh no. The only reason I agreed to meet with you is because you said it was about something 'life and death'.

Horatio: It is.

Speed: I'm not back.

Horatio: You don't have to be.

Speed: H, I'm finished. Stop calling me.

Horatio: I can't believe you left your son to grow up with Anni.

Speed: ....What's the mission.

Horatio: AHA.

Speed: *frowns*

Horatio: *hands over file* Keep an eye on this kid.

Speed: Gavin Henderson. What about him?

Horatio: Something's not quite right about him and I want to know what.

Speed: What's his connection to the whole thing?

Horatio: He is a former gang member and decided to give us all the information we need to put his group away for life.

Speed: Was the information accurate?

Horatio: We're working on it.

Speed: So where is he?

Horatio: I don't know.

Speed: What do you mean you don't know?

Horatio: We cut him loose.

Speed: You cut a criminal loose just because his lips swung open.

Horatio: Yup.

Speed: How about his last-known whereabouts?

Horatio: A café in Biscayne.

Speed: What was he doing at a café?

Horatio: Buying Lori breakfast.

Speed: *lifts brows* Buying who what?

Horatio: Oh...Right. By the w-

Speed: *laughs* Oh no no no. No. Take your own damn case. I'm leaving.

Horatio: You can't leave I own you.

Speed: Good luck with your case.

Horatio: Wait!

Speed: *turns around*

Horatio: I really think this kid needs to be watched. It's important. Think if he's a mass murderer. Lori was with him.

Speed: Are you getting more fragmented or is it my imagination?

Horatio: I...*puts on shades* Need a vacation. *walks away*

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Warehouse, California

Lora: *snoring*

Lilly: SHUT UP ALREADY! *smacks Lora*

Lora: BEAR!

Anni: *screams*

Lilly: I'm not a bear.

Lora: You may as well be with your claws.

Zero: *walks in* Ladies and...Gentle man.

Colton: At least he didn't call me a lady.

Zero: Please focus your attention above you.

Everyone: *looks up*

Anni: *smiles* Hey what are those blinking lights?

Zero: A bomb.

Colton: *screams* LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! *kicks JC*

JC: OW! Geez, it's not my fault you're too fat to get out of the ropes.

Zero: In 10 hours, you will all be brought back to Miami.

Anni: *sigh* Well whew, that makes me feel better. Thank you.

Zero: In little pieces.

Anni: *SCREAMS*

Café, Miami

Speed: *opens newspaper, drinks tea*

Gavin: *walks in, sits down*

Speed: *frowns*

Gavin: *opens coffee cup lid, stirrs coffee*

Speed: *reads newspaper*

Lori: *walks in*

Gavin: *stands, smiles* Hey.

Lori: *smiles*

Speed: *lifts eyes*

Gavin: Have a seat.

Lori: *sits*

Gavin: So how did it go last night with your mother?

Lori: *rolls eyes* Don't even get me started. That woman's like a walking tumour. She's always there and there's no way to get rid of her without brain surgery.

Gavin: I hope things start to get better.

Lori: Me too. *sigh*

Gavin: I bought you a muffin.

Lori: *smiling* Really.

Gavin: I know how much you don't like coffee.

Lori: *laughs* Thanks. You know, this is probably the best meal I've had since I started bunking with my mom.

Gavin: *nods*

Lori: So um...About yesterday...What was with the kiss?

Gavin: *blinks*

Lori: It was very sweet.

Gavin: *drinks coffee*

Lori: *smiles*

Speed: *walks over* Okay I can't take it anymore.

Lori: *smile fades* Dad?

Gavin: *looks up*

Lori: Y-

Speed: Yeah, I never said I was dead. I don't know why people keep thinking that.

Lori: What are you doing here?

Speed: Working.

Lori: *frowns*

Gavin: *stands* Sir, my name's Gavin.

Speed: Yeah I know who you are.

Gavin: ...

Lori: You have no right to be here.

Speed: It's nice to see you too.

Lori: *glaring*

Gavin: We were just talking.

Speed: I think I got that part. What were you talking about?

Lori: Father....

Gavin: Nothing, it was completely innocent.

Speed: Mhm. And when did you two meet?

Lori: *covers eyes*

Gavin: I was part of a group who wanted money from your lab. I kidnaped Lori.

Speed: *crosses arms* Did you.

Gavin: Yes sir. It was my job and I regret that more now than ever. She was my responsibility, I couldn't allow her to be harmed even if she was a hostage. Unfortunately I couldn't control my team to the best of my abilities. They wouldn't know an IQ if it leaped out of the dictionary and smacked them in the face. And if you ask me, if Lori wasn't tied to that chair, she would have kicked all of our asses. She also...Made me realize what I had to do.

Speed: Give up your gang.

Gavin: I should have stayed arrested and I should have been thrown in prison. It would have been worth not seeing another young woman tortured and killed. I owe her everything.

Speed: *nods*

Gavin: And I love her.

Lori: *looks at Gavin*

Speed: *stares at Gavin*

Gavin: I never want her to be hurt again, by anyone because they're going to have to get through me first.

Lori: *looks down at floor*

Gavin: *looks at watch* It was nice meeting you. *leaves*

Lori: ...

Speed: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *looks up*

Speed: Marry that man. *leaves*

Lori: *smirks*

TBC...............
 
Speeds back (Yey) I loved it when he met up with Horatio. :)


Miami lab, next morning, outside

Horatio: *takes off shades* I'm sorry I couldn't pick a more discreet place to meet.

Speed: What do you want.

Horatio: I want to know why you lied.

Speed: I never said I died. I said I wanted out.

Horatio: Oh.

Speed: I'm not an idiot.

Horatio: I know. Wait, you're not a ghost or hallucination are you?

Speed: *pinches Horatio*

Horatio: OW!

Speed: I'm real.


And later on when he met Lori in the cafe she said the same thing. :)


Speed: *walks over* Okay I can't take it anymore.

Lori: *smile fades* Dad?

Gavin: *looks up*

Lori: Y-

Speed: Yeah, I never said I was dead. I don't know why people keep thinking that.


Great to see him back but how will he really cope with Lori's relationship with Gavin and will he come back to CSI? who knows.

great chapter Geni update soon :D
 
Awesome! Speed's back...but not really...lol. Makes me wonder what the motive was to 'disappear' ? Couldn't have gotten tired of the insanity, could he? Nah...

and...

Horatio: I can't believe you left your son to grow up with Anni.

Hey...I can be a good mother....ask my daughter...wait, you might not want to do that, according to her, I'm mean right now :lol:

But anyway...so RT's are in some serious trouble. In Cali. How are they going to get out of it????


And how cool is Speed? He readily tells his daughter to marry her kidnapper, who so happened to just confess his love for Lori- isn't this just the Greatest American love story or what? :D

Awesome job, Geni, just awesome!
 
:lol: Well hey, I think you're cool mom Anni. :D

Thanks for the wonderful reviews!

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California, warehouse

Anni: *struggling* This is stupid. I don't want to blow up.

Colton: Like the rest of us did?

Anni: If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this.

Colton: What did I do?

Anni: The terrorists took one look at you and decided we needed to blow up.

Colton: *frowns*

Lora: *laughs*

Colton: *looks at Lora*

Lora: It was a cheesy joke but I found it very funny.

Lilly: Okay so let's think of a plan. We've only got..*looks at watch* 4 hours.

Lora: Can we call that handsome red-head?

Lilly: You mean Horatio?

Lora: Yeah.

Lilly: Okay, let me pull my cellphone out of my ass.

Lora: Ew, I don't want to touch it now.

Colton: I think if we all try to stand up, we can run out of here.

Anni: Still tied to the rope?

Colton: Yeah.

Anni: What if we all fall over?

Colton: Then we try again.

Anni: But I bruise easily.

Lilly: Anni, you're the oldest one here. You should be taking control of the situation not complaining about bruises.

Anni: I thought Colton was the oldest here.

Colton: Are you saying I look old?

Anni: Hey she just said I looked old.

Lilly: No, I said you were older than all of us.

Anni: GEEZ make me sound ancient, why dontcha!

Colton: Let's stand up.

Missy: Um, I have a question.

Colton: What?

Missy: How do we get out of the ropes once we stand up?

Colton: ...

Lora: Nice one.

Colton: We'll think of something.

Lora: If you'd thought of something, we'd be out of these ropes.

Anni: Okay I think this is going to take some collective action. I want everyone to suck in their guts.

Lilly: What?

Colton: That's a terrible plan.

Anni: It'll work, trust me. You don't wear the clothes I've been wearing for years without learning a thing or two about looking thin.

Lilly: You are thin.

Anni: See? The illusion works. Okay, on my mark. MARK!

Lora: Who's Mark?

Missy: And why are you on him?

Anni: SUCK IN THE GUTS!

Two minutes later

Lora: How long are we supposed to be doing this?

Colton: Um, until the rope senses it and magically lifts off of us?

Anni: Someone try and get out from underneath.

Lora: *struggles* I can't. My ass is too big.

Colton: You have rope tying your butt?

Lora: No, I can't slide down. I keep hitting the wall.

Missy: I'll try it. *struggles, slips through rope* YES! *dances*

Colton: You mind untying us now?

Missy: Gee, I don't know. I've never saved the day before. Is this how you people feel all the time? It's quite a rush.

Colton: MISSY.

Missy: I'm untying, I'm untying.

Miami, restaurant

Speed: *sits down*

Katie: Horatio sure had fun with your phone call to me in prison.

Speed: How'd you get out, anyway?

Katie: It doesn't matter. *grabs Speed's hand* What matters is you're here and I'm here.

Speed: *pulls hand away* In case you've forgotten, I'm still married.

Katie: *rolls eyes* We all know you love me.

Speed: I had to keep an eye on this Gavin kid for Horatio. I understand you've met him. I didn't get enough intel so I thought you'd have more information.

Katie: He's a rotten criminal who should rot where he rots.

Speed: *nods*

Katie: He kidnapped our daughter and tortured God knows how many more.

Speed: He did give up the names of all the victims.

Katie: So? It was a ploy to get out of prison.

Speed: Maybe, but he seems to care about Lori.

Katie: You actually believe that BS?

Speed: He claims to love her.

Katie: *shakes head* He doesn't. He's just another idiot SOB with an agenda.

Speed: I didn't get that vibe from him. He seems pretty honest.

Katie: So that's what you're going to tell Horatio? That there's nothing to worry about because you don't get a VIBE from him?

Speed: If H wants him checked out, there's obviously something wrong with the picture but I don't think his relationship with Lori has anything to do with it.

Katie: So what?

Speed: I don't know.

Katie: Usually you're ready to kick any guy's ass who comes close to Lori but now you think he's fine? He's even worse than all of the crud she's ever dated.

Speed: *shakes head* No.

Katie: Why?

Speed: It's just a feeling.

Katie: Don't tell me you're in love with him too.

Speed: She seems happy with him.

Katie: Did I wake up in a parallel universe? Of course she's happy with him, she's full of hormones.

Speed: Okay we could probably argue about this forever but I have to leave. *stands*

Katie: *stands* Wait.

Speed: *turns around*

Katie: ...Just...Continue keeping an eye on him.

Speed: *nods* Sure. *leaves*

TBC..................
 
Ah yes! The Speed / Katie banter lives! Don't get me wrong, I'm all for Rt Anni's marriage to Speed, but gosh, it's like myth...Speed and Katie are ...Speed and Katie! I realize now that none of what I said makes any sense whatsoever, but hey...I'm Anni... so it doesn't matter :lol:


And speaking of Which, kudos to RT Anni for thinking up the most ridiculous plan, and it *Surprise* WORKS! Ha, would you believe that? It actually works! And Missy...

Missy: Gee, I don't know. I've never saved the day before. Is this how you people feel all the time? It's quite a rush.


That totally killed! :D

Geni, this was so great!
 
I love the dialogue between Katie and Speed they just make me laugh. Is there a little sexual tension between them already or is it just me?.

Speed's also approving of Lori's relationship..what's the matter with him he's usually more suspicious and protective of Lori now it's Katies turn to be paranoid or maybe she's not used to Speed being so relaxed about anything before.

I loved this part too...
Lora: How long are we supposed to be doing this?

Colton: Um, until the rope senses it and magically lifts off of us?

Anni: Someone try and get out from underneath.

Lora: *struggles* I can't. My ass is too big.

Colton: You have rope tying your butt?

Lora: No, I can't slide down. I keep hitting the wall.

Missy: I'll try it. *struggles, slips through rope* YES! *dances*

Colton: You mind untying us now?

Missy: Gee, I don't know. I've never saved the day before. Is this how you people feel all the time? It's quite a rush.

Colton: MISSY.

Missy: I'm untying, I'm untying.

Hilarious Geni :lol:, Update soon. :)
 
Aw... two updates! I love them, Geni. SPEED'S BACK!!!! Hurrah! Two Cheers for Geni, eh?

If Speed likes Gavin, then wow. I'm quite amazed... something must be good about him, if we go by what Speed says, "Marry that man." :lol:

Lora, Lilly, Anni, Colton, and Missy, oh my! Oh, there is always something going on in RT!
 
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