CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

Well it's very simple...He just doesn't come back. :lol: *hugs Lora*

I'm glad that y'all have taken an affinity for this fic, it really does mean a lot. Unfortunately I wouldn't feel right if I was busy in the next few months and never showed up again in here. It wouldn't be fair to you guys.

But no worries, it isn't gone yet! *raises fist* We still have 20 pages to go! And I promise I'll have another update soon. *sigh*

*whispers* Lora, get MSN.

 

Missy, of course you and JC can make a comeback.

:lol: Lora, add me then..If you wish, lol.

And I was planning on ending at the end of this thread, lol. I don't think I'd like to leave it at 9 threads and 10 pages. It would seem unfinished. Hee.

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Everglades, next morning

Horatio: *takes off shades*

Josh: *walks over* This the scene?

Horatio: Mhm.

Josh: Alexx had a long night ahead of her.

Horatio: Alexx didn't perform the autopsy.

Josh: *nods* So what was the cause of death?

Horatio: *looks at ground*

Josh: No blood.

Horatio: No blood.

Josh: Internal injuries?

Horatio: Could be.

Josh: *sigh* Well there isn't much here.

Patrol cop: Ma'am, you aren't aloud under the tape.

Heather: Move.

Patrol cop: Your name's not here.

Heather: Um excuse me officer patrol man I just became a cop and a patrol cop for your 411 so why don't you just move your butt that way before I knock it down.

Horatio: *looks over*

Josh: *looks over*

Heather: Ooh well look at them! So cute! Little CSIs and everything! So did you collect blood samples? Fingerprints? Tread marks? Please tell me you didn't just tromp in here and destroy the evidence.

Horatio: I'll let you take care of this, son. *walks away*

Josh: *rolls eyes*

Heather: *runs over* OH LOOK! A CSI UP CLOSE! HOLY CRAP CAN I TAKE A PICTURE!

Josh: *frowns* This is a murder investigation.

Heather: It is? Where's the body?

Josh: It's invisible.

Heather: *stares at Josh*

Josh: ...

Heather: *bursts out laughing* I KNEW IT! YOU'RE THE SARCASTIC ONE RIGHT? OH MAN!

Josh: *lifts brow*

Heather: But ooh boy look at that haircut. You gay or something?

Josh: I don't think haircuts can determine sexual orientation.

Heather: You should have been at my last job.

Josh: Which was...

Heather: Hair place in New York.

Josh: *narrows eyes*

Heather: WAIT! WAIT! NO WAY!

Josh: *rubs eyes*

Heather: I KNOW YOU! YOU! *points, waggles finger* YOU WERE THE GAY ONE! I LOVED YOU MAN, YOU WERE SO AWESOME!

Josh: And you were the loud one.

Heather: Is that why you always kept your distance?

Josh: I'd like to keep my eardrums.

Heather: *shakes Josh's hand* Cool. HEY! YOU'RE MARRIED! Went to Canada? That's so awesome.

Josh: I married a woman.

Heather: Really? Gee if you want to live a lie go ahead...

Josh: I love her.

Heather: Is she masculine?

Josh: No.

Heather: Ah man. Everyone does this to me. You think you know a person. So who died?

Josh: My brother.

Heather: I'm sorry but I meant in this crime scene.

Josh: I was talking about this crime scene.

Heather: And they're letting you work this?

Josh: Everyone else went in a giant motorhome away from here.

Heather: YOU!

Josh: *lifts brow*

Heather: I've heard of you guys and your Hummerhome.

Josh: You have?

Heather: YEAH! Everyone has! Are you kiddin' me man? You guys are like GODS!

Josh: Um...

Heather: Can I see it?

Josh: *shakes head* Why were you let under the tape?

Heather: Because it was in the script.

Josh: What?

Heather: What?

Hummerhome

Calleigh: STOP IT!

Delko: *waving hands in front of sun then taking hands away* Hehe.

Calleigh: You're going to blind me!

Delko: But it's fun.

Calleigh: Not for me.

Lilly: You two are acting like children.

Delko: Yeah well once you get to be this age, it's more fun to act like an idiot because you can really appreciate it.

Lilly: *rolls eyes*

Calleigh: *throws shoe at Delko*

Delko: OW! The heel hit me in the eye.

Calleigh: Good.

Delko: You could have taken out my eye.

Calleigh: You could have blinded me.

Delko: Good, we're even.

Calleigh: No we're not. *kicks Delko*

Delko: That wasn't very lady-like.

Calleigh: *kicks Delko*

Delko: OW! Not the jewels! Calleigh we went over this.

Calleigh: After we switch time-zones everything you say is voided.

Delko: What? Who made up that rule?

Calleigh: Lilly did.

Lilly: *lifts hand* CALLEIGH SAID MY NAME!

Anni: *looking under carpet* No one move.

Lora: WHY! WHY!

Anni: JC's under here.

Everyone: *screams*

TBC...................

 

:lol: Lora, you are now added.

YOU'RE LEAVING CANADA? Tape a maple leaf to your forehead and speak only in french.

Have fun!

And thankies for the reviews. Missy, of course you can be in Miami! We need more RT characters in there anyway.

And in true RT fashion, the investigation of Speed's supposed death will have funny consequences. I'm going to lighten the whole thing up. Besides, it's better than 'Lost Son' by a longshot, lol....At least I think it is.