CSI:Miami Road Trip #11: We Ain't Comin' Home

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:guffaw:Fooooood Fiiiiiiiiiiight...that was good. I love the peas part. I'm still laughing. Poor Speed, always he gets the worse. Nothing like wine and gravy stains:lol:

:eek:Aaaah...here we go. Lori is all dressed and ready for action. *Hugs her for good luck.*

Gives Geni warning...don't hurt her:lol:

Great update, I'd like the rest now, but I'll wait.:)
 
Well leave it to the Spastic Speedle Twins to cause a problem at a dinner party in someone elses home.

I think Scott was enjoying the cat fight for a min. Ha! Katie threw wine on Speed! lol! Wonder if he still likes her now. Hey wait didn't Anni & Speed Come in seperate cars? Oh! If so lookout Speeds taking Katie home! They may be doing the Frickin Turkey or maybe a little bit of that Toung Fu again in the kitchen! Lol! The Funky Chicken Jeez where do you come up with this stuff Gini? I thought I had a crazt sence of hummor! Great update.

Oh and I hope that Action Lori comes with that GI Joe kung Fu grip she may need it and the gun to get herself out of this mess. I Hope Scott don;t have to save her!
 
A food fight! How utterly awesome! I thought I'd go spastic with laughter when the peas started, then the mashed potatoes, then...Ijust started thinking how much different my Christmas dinner would've been had I hesitated on putting the potatoes on my plate instead of my nephew's face...it would've been interesting nonetheless.
Awesome ...but not so much when Katie took a little too much to the sauce. I hope she's okay, and that Speed can TALK to her...yeah..right...that's like asking the sun not to shine on a 100 degree day.

Lori...as much as I know she's kick ass...I still worry. This has the potential to be so bad...I have the upmost faith that she's gonna come back the same Lori she left as. I can't wait to see what she's going to do to the bi-atch.

Excellent work, Geni , as always!
 
Poor Lori and Scott. I feel bad for them and their home. :(

I'm interested to see where this is going with Lori and Tricia. Here's hoping she kills the b**ch! *raises soda*

Can't wait for more!
 
Gives Geni warning...don't hurt her:lol:

I can't promise anything. :lol: :p

Thanks so much for the reviews everyone!

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Office building, lobby, 10pm

Lori: *walks in, looks around*

Guy: *walks over* Can I help you?

Lori: I'm looking for your boss.

Guy: You have an appointment?

Lori: At 10pm?

Guy: People usually don't stop by at this time.

Lori: I'm unique.

Guy: You a cop?

Lori: Do I look like a cop?

Guy: Yeah.

Lori: You always insult your guests like that?

Guy: *steps closer* I'm going to need to check you out for weapons.

Lori: No one touches me.

Guy: Sorry, it's policy.

Lori: And my policy is to break the arm of the person about to touch me. So I guess it's in both our best interests to do away with it just this once. Agreed?

Guy: *frowns*

Lori: I knew you'd come through for me. Now, take me to Tricia, I know she's up there somewhere.

Office

Lori: *walks in*

Tricia: *lifts head*

Lori: Hi. Remember me?

Tricia: *stands* How did you get in here?

Lori: Doesn't matter. I'm here to help you.

Tricia: *lifts brow* I don't want your help.

Lori: You sure wanted Scott's help. It's too bad he's not available.

Tricia: Scott told you about our meeting.

Lori: He told me about the heroin you gave him. That's some good quality stuff, almost like you got it directly from the company that manufactured it.

Tricia: You used it.

Lori: Scott wasn't going to.

Tricia: What do you want?

Lori: More. *grabs chair, sits* ...I know you have more.

Tricia: *sits on desk* You're lying.

Lori: *sighs, runs hand through hair* Come on, would I be here if I were lying? I'd much rather kill you for all intents and purposes but you have something I need. Scott doesn't even know I'm here. He doesn't have to.

Tricia: He probably sent you here himself. The last time we spoke, you were fighting to keep your daughter, I highly doubt you'd throw that all away.

Lori: *shakes head* You were right about me. You saw what Scott refused to see. *looks down at floor* I just need one more hit, anything you have, please. *lifts head* I'll do whatever you want.

Tricia: No. I'm not stupid.

Lori: *stands, shoves Tricia down onto desk*

Tricia: ERGH! *grabs at Lori*

Lori: *pulls out gun, presses it against Tricia's chest* Where is it. Where's the heroin!

Tricia: No.

Lori: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING PLAYING GAMES! WHERE THE HELL IS IT!

Tricia: *stares at Lori*

Lori: *sighs, drops gun* ...Jesus. *rubs forehead*

Tricia: *sits up, jumps off desk*

Lori: *leans on desk*

Tricia: *picks up gun, points it at Lori*

Lori: *looks over* Go ahead. *looks down at desk* ...Kill me. It'll probably make both of us happier.

Tricia: *narrows eyes* You're willing to do...anything.

Lori: *nods*

Tricia: Even kill your own daughter.

Lori: *staring down at desk* ...Whatever you want.

Tricia: Stand up. *lowers gun*

Lori: *stands straight, looks at Tricia*

Tricia: It just so happens I need someone to take a little trip to Manhattan to kill a few people and take down a global corporation.

Lori: Done.

Tricia: Not so fast. Do you even know what you're getting into?

Lori: Lady, I've killed people 10 times more powerful than some piss-ant suits in a stuffy office building.

Tricia: How are you with explosives?

Lori: Depends what you need them for.

Tricia: Phase 2.

Lori: What's Phase 1?

Tricia: Killing the CEO in his home, then stealing the access codes to all of his branches across America. It just so happens he's stupid enough to keep them in a safe in his home.

Lori: And you want to blow up the safe, no problem.

Tricia: No. The explosives are for Phase 2 only. And we'll get to that once you've completed the first one.

Lori: *nods*

Tricia: I suppose it works out pretty well as I understand you've had some experience with this.

Lori: It's not exactly on my resumé but yeah.

Tricia: *smiles* Good. *walks over to cupboard*

Lori: *frowns*

Tricia: *open cupboard, pulls out vile* You'll get this now and more once you've gathered some intel about the target.

Lori: Still don't trust me, huh.

Tricia: Trust has to be earned. *tosses vile*

Lori: *catches vile, looks down*

Tricia: Go ahead. Take it now.

Lori: *lifts head*

Tricia: *pulls syringe from cupboard, tosses it over*

Lori: *catches syringe*

Tricia: Since you're so desperate, no sense in waiting.

Lori: *stares at Tricia*

Tricia: Go on.

Lori: I like a little privacy.

Tricia: Think of this as a sub-phase to earning my trust.

Lori: *looks down at vile* Okay. Have it your way. *sits in chair*

Tricia: *walks over, sits across desk*

Lori: *sighs, rolls up sleeve*

Tricia: You're going awfully slow for someone who's so desperate for a hit.

Lori: It's a ritual of mine. I'm sure you have your own.

Tricia: *nods*

Lori: I assume you'll have someone take me home.

Tricia: Why's that?

Lori: You wouldn't want to risk the possibility of your new employee getting pulled over for driving under the influence. Might blow your whole operation, considering this stuff's only legal in the UK. Not to mention Scott might get a little suspicious if he gets a call to bail me out of county lockup.

Tricia: You have a point.

Lori: Well I'm glad we agree then.

Tricia: You going to sit there all night with the needle near your arm?

Lori: *looks down* Just savouring the moment. *sticks needle into arm, winces*

Tricia: *places gun on desk* I hope this batch is satisfactory.

Lori: *closes eyes* Oh God.

Tricia: *smiles* I'll take that as a yes.

Lori: *leans back in chair*

Tricia: You have 2 days to get me my intel. Then we'll talk about getting you some more of this.

Lori: *nods*

Tricia: *waves hand*

Guy: *walks in, grabs Lori*

Lori: *stands*

Tricia: You know the address, right?

Guy: Yep.

House, 12am

Lori: *stumbles in, grabs onto door*

Scott: *walks downstairs* Took long enough, what happened?

Lori: *lifts finger* Slight snag.

Scott: What.

Lori: Come help me over to the couch.

Scott: *walks over, grabs Lori's hand*

Lori: *smiles*

Scott: *lifts brow*

Lori: *walks over to couch, sits*

Scott: *sits* What happened?

Lori: *throws vile onto table*

Scott: *looks at table*

Lori: I'd be a shitty undercover cop, that's for sure.

Scott: *looks at Lori* You're high?

Lori: *pinches fingers together* Only a 'lil bit. *leans back on couch*

Scott: How the hell did that happen?

Lori: She didn't trust me so...now she does. At least...more than...she did uh...before.

Scott: I can't believe you did that.

Lori: Saved your ass from having to. *closes eyes*

Scott: That was incredibly stupid. You were supposed to go there to bullshit her, not do whatever the hell she told you. *blinks* Lori. Lori, are you listening? *grabs Lori's arm* Lori.

Lori: ...Huh?

Scott: Great. I'm guessing we won't be able to have a real conversation in at least a few hours. Come on, I'll take you upstairs. *reaches arm under Lori's legs, swings her up*

Bathroom, 3pm

Lori: *hanging over toilet*

Scott: *walks over* Your father called, he wanted to talk to you. I told him you uh...celebrated a little too much.

Lori: I do not like heroin.

Scott: I thought you'd taken it before.

Lori: No.

Scott: *sits on floor, leans against wall*

Lori: *places head on arm*

Scott: So what'd she want you to do?

Lori: Nothing legal.

Scott: *opens mouth*

Lori: Don't.

Scott: *smirks*

Lori: I'm supposed to get some intel on the current CEO for APL Manhattan. The 'orders' were e-mailed to me. I checked it before I ran for the porcelain bus.

Scott: She wants you to kill him.

Lori: Yeah. Which would be a little bit awkward had you not been taken to Texas, otherwise the hit would be on you. Ugh. *holds stomach* Drugs are bad.

Scott: *smiles*

Lori: I'm glad you're amused by my misery.

Scott: All things considered, I'd rather see you like this than what I witnessed last night. I'd never seen you so out of it before.

Lori: *wipes forehead, leans against tub* I never want to feel like that again.

Scott: *crawls over, sits beside Lori* Not as fun as you remember?

Lori: Fun is a relative term. *leans head on Scott's chest*

Scott: *wraps arm around Lori*

Lori: Scott.

Scott: Yeah?

Lori: I want to hold my baby.

Scott: *nods* Why don't we spend the day with her and worry about Tricia tomorrow.

Lori: Sounds like a plan.

TBC.....................................

RT Gang next. :p
 
Ohhhh! Baadd jewjew Lori! You shouldn't have hit the needle again! I afraid she will want more now that shes had a hit. I hope she knows what shes doing!!!! Scott better watch heror she will be the old Lori again. Great Update we need more though!
 
*Silence* I knew something like that would happen.:(

Geni...no...is so wrong what you did:lol:

Sobs... and hugs Lori. Takes her, Scott and the baby, hides them far away from Geni's evilness:p

Thanks for a great update...Yay...RTgang next...woohoo.:lol:
 
Oh no... Poor Lori. I just hope that she's strong enough to withstand this. For Stephanie, I sure hope so. Something's telling me however, that she's got a road ahead of her. Just one slip up is all it takes sometimes. What a great twist...hope it comes out alright...

YES! RT...in need of some serious hilarity!

Great work, Geni!
 
^ :lol:

Thanks so much for the reviews!

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CSI Garage, Hummerhome

Heather: *shakes box* Clothes. *throws box*

Anni: Hey. Those were expensive clothes.

Heather: *picks up box, shakes box* Clothes. *throws box*

Colton: How was I supposed to know you wouldn't like clothes for Christmas?

Heather: *picks up box, shakes it* Ooh heavy. *rips open box* GASPAGE. A REMOTE CONTROL HUMMERHOME!

Calleigh: *smiles* I knew she'd like it.

Ryan: Yeah well who built it Cal?

Calleigh: Hush. It's from me.

Heather: RYAN! *hugs Ryan*

Ryan: Oof.

Calleigh: Don't I get a hug?

Heather: CALLEIGH! *grabs Calleigh*

Calleigh: Aw.

Jenna: ME NEXT! ME NEXT!

Anni: Okay, this one's from Lora. *hands over box*

Jenna: It's not clothes, is it?

Lora: I'm not that lame.

Jenna: *rips open box* ...A thong.

Lora: *smiles* An edible thong.

Jenna: When the hell am I ever going to use an edible thong?

Katie: Damn what an awesome present.

Jenna: You can have it if you want.

Katie: YAY! Something to eat! *grabs thong*

Speed: Um, I don't think that's what it's for.

Katie: Shut up, Speedle. I didn't get any candy for Christmas.

Anni: Me now! Me now!

Horatio: Here, I got you this. *hands over box* And I got this for Katie. *hands over box*

Katie: YAY! H BOUGHT ME A PRESENT! *rips open box* ...Cheez-its.

Anni: *looks down at box* Slippers.

Katie: *picks up cheez-it box* What's under here? OH MY GOD! MUSTARD! *grabs mustard* BEST GIFT EVER! *hugs Horatio*

Horatio: *blinks*

Katie: YAY!

Anni: Slippers?

Horatio: You're always saying how your feet are cold.

Anni: Me feet are never cold.

Delko: My feet are kind of cold.

Anni: Here, have some slippers. *tosses slippers*

Delko: But they're bright pink and fluffy.

Speed: Says the guy who sleeps with a teddy bear under one arm.

Delko: Sniffles the 48th is not a teddy bear. He is a plush figurine.

Speed: Stuffed animal.

Delko: Haven't you ever had a stuffed animal?

Speed: Yeah when I was 5.

Delko: *throws slipper*

Speed: *blinks*

Lora: Here, Horatio, open mine! *pushes box*

Horatio: A gift for me? I can't possibly accept this...

Calleigh: It's Christmas.

Horatio: Well...if you insist. *opens box* What are these? *picks up shirts*

Lora: Bright colors.

Horatio: What am I supposed to do with them?

Lora: You're supposed to wear them.

Horatio: But this one's white.

Lora: Yep.

Horatio: And this one's burgandy.

Lora: Yep.

Horatio: These aren't really my colors.

Lora: *frowns* Wear them or I'm going to shove the edible thong down your throat.

Jenna: I just got the most interesting visual.

Katie: *pushes box* Here Eric, I got you something.

Delko: Me? Aw how sweet. *opens box* OH WOW! A...dictionary.

Katie: *smiles*

Delko: What would I need a dictionary for?

Katie: Scrabble.

Delko: *scratches head*

Speed: Here. *hands over small box* I got you something.

Katie: *lifts brow* Why?

Speed: It's a Christmas present. That usually happens around Christmas.

Katie: You didn't have to get me anything. *looks down at box* This small. Why's it so small?

Speed: What were you expecting, a big screen TV?

Katie: *smiles* That would be an awesome gift.

Speed: Well that's just too bad.

Katie: *opens box, looks down* ...*lifts head* It's a...necklace. A very pretty one. Let me guess, cubic zirconia from the corner quarter machines?

Speed: Diamond. From Tiffany.

Katie: *stares at Speed*

Beeper rings

Speed: *looks down at beeper* Got some trace results back, have to head out.

Horatio: On our case?

Speed: I'll call you if it is.

Horatio: Okay.

Speed: *leaves*

Delko: Pfft. And I got a dictionary.

Jenna: Shut up Eric, I got an edible thong.

Katie: Excuse me. *leaves*

Calleigh: Where's my present?

Colton: You were expecting a present?

Calleigh: Just a little bit.

Colton: Oh. Well you can have Jenna's edible thong.

Jenna: I already gave it to Katie. She left it though.

Lora: *crosses arms, pouts* Why doesn't anyone want the edible thong?

Lab, hallway

Katie: Hey.

Speed: *looks over*

Katie: How does Anni feel about this 'gift'?

Speed: She's fine with it. Didn't come out of our account.

Katie: Who's account did it come out of?

Speed: *tilts head* Mine.

Katie: Yours. As in...a separate account.

Speed: Yeah, that's still legal.

Katie: How much was this?

Speed: Doesn't matter.

Katie: Yes it does.

Speed: Katie, it's not a big deal.

Katie: How much.

Speed: 2 grand.

Katie: *lifts brows* Why.

Speed: I can't help the market.

Katie: No, I mean why did you buy me something like this?

Speed: Why not?

Katie: *laughs* Tim, this isn't a pair of slippers or an edible thong, this is a serious gift. And considering I'm not your wife, this is NOT okay. I mean, what did you get Anni?

Speed: None of your damn business.

Katie: I have a hard time believing Anni is okay with this.

Speed: Why do you have to complain about everything?

Katie: Because this isn't working things out with her, this is making things more complicated.

Speed: If you don't want it, return it.

Katie: No...look...*looks down at floor* it was very sweet of you. *lifts head* I appreciate it. But I didn't get you anything.

Speed: You don't have to.

Katie: *grabs Speed's hand* Yes, I'm going to get you something. It's the least I can do. What do you want?

Speed: Nothing.

Katie: You must want something.

Speed: *smirks* World peace?

Katie: *scoffs* Yeah right, that's a little bit outside the realm of my abilities.

Speed: Well then, you won't have to worry about it.

Katie: Tim, I think it's time I...went home. To Missouri. Once and for all.

Speed: You don't have to do that.

Katie: Obviously I do. It's the right thing. I have a flight tomorow. It's probably best that I put Miami in my rear view mirror for now. *nods* Right so anyway, I'll uh...I'll see you later. *walks away*

Speed: Katie.

Katie: *stops*

Speed: I'll drive you to the airport.

Katie: I'd rather take a bus.

Speed: How are you going to fit all of your luggage on a bus?

Katie: ...Good point.

Speed: Anni and I will pick you up tomorrow and take you down.

Katie: That's...nice if you. Thanks. *walks away*

Speed: *sigh*

House, next day, 10am

Lori: *clicks mouse*

Scott: *walks over, pulls up chair, sits* What are you working on?

Lori: Background check.

Scott: *hands over tea*

Lori: *takes cup* Thanks.

Scott: Not on me again I hope.

Lori: *smirks* Tricia. I want to see what makes her tick. You sure you never had a bit of a crush on her?

Scott: *lifts brow* What do you mean?

Lori: Oh I don't know, you hired her, right? I mean she's attractive, strong-willed, confident, knows what she wants...

Scott: *rolls eyes*

Lori: *smiles* You must have really missed me when I kicked you out.

Scott: She was qualified.

Lori: I bet she was. *clicks mouse*

Scott: *sips tea*

Lori: I wonder if she'd stop trying to take over the world if she was thrown into treatment. Well, *tilts head* she wouldn't have you to stare at to take her mind off of all the pain and misery.

Scott: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *smiles* Mmm. That got me through most nights.

Scott: *lifts brows*

Lori: Wow, what was I doing?

Scott: Background check.

Lori: Right. *types*

Scott: *places cup on table*

Lori: You know, that black shirt with the white buttons really suits you. You should stay away from the whites and blues for a while, I like that one.

Scott: *looks down at shirt*

Lori: Brings out your eyes. *sigh*

Scott: *lifts head* I thought we were concentrating on Tricia.

Lori: HA. Mister Finch, you are far too distracting for me to concentrate properly on anything serious. You know those therapy groups? Totally wasn't thinking about improving the dynamics between myself and my family through understanding and communication.

Scott: *nods* I suppose that would explain why you were staring at me the entire time.

Lori: Not staring. Observing.

Scott: Staring.

Lori: Observing.

Scott: Not observing.

Lori: *lifts finger* Okay, slightly oggling but definitely not staring.

Scott: What's the difference?

Lori: Staring is creepy. Oggling is a social compliment.

Scott: *smiles* Interesting way to put it.

Lori: What, you never once stared at me longingly from across the room?

Scott: And risk getting punched in the face?

Lori: *smirks* Ha. Ha.

TBC..............................
 
Okay...is really trying to picture Eric in pink fluffy slippers.:lol: But...add the thong and I'm game. hehe.

Whoa...nice gift Katie got...hmm..and now she wants to go home, cause she thinks it's best...intersting. Will wait for more on that development.

Aww...Lori and Scott, can't help but love them. Though I'm still bitting my nails on what is going to happen, when this all plays out.

Yes I'm pathetic when it comes to them...I admit it.

Great update Geni, looking forward to the next chapter.:)
 
Ok why do I see Delko running through the hummer home in nothing but that ettible thong and those pink fuzzy slippers, being chased by Heather in a matching pink Teddy ( or what we call down he where I'm from "A suck me Susie" Lol!) Not that Eric looks bad in a thong, but the pink fuzzy slippers are not very manly! But then again he is a goofy indavigual. This sound the prelude to a Playboy style pajama party!

Whoa! Speed that a lot of money to be droppin on the Ex infront of the present wife. Hmm? This is a little strange especialy sence she has announced she thinks its best that she leaves now. Hmmm? Wondering what Speeds intenions are in the gift ( Scratches head!) Hmmm? also wondering why Anni's not upset that he bought it for her? Hmmm? Wonder what he baught Anni for Christmas? HMMMM? Maybe thats what he baught Anni and she told him that she didn't want it to give i to his girlfriend?
Hmm!

Scott and Lori always a suprise party with them.

Horatio needs to live a little and put a little color in his life! What is it with mean and color? My husband is the same way! want wear nothing unless its black,grey or blue. I don't get it really I don't! But its a manly thing I guess. Nothing is Sexier that a nice purple buttondown with a greay suite and matching tie. Yum!

Great update Gini! Hmmm? Tiffany's Diamond necklace? Hmmm? (still Scratching her head and now rubbing chin in a thought prevoking manner!) Hmmmm?
 
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Wow! What a Christmas! I want someone to buy me a 2 grand necklace and just drop it on me. That was a very extravagant gift, but I'm sure that this is small in the grand scheme of things, that is unless, Speed does have ulterior motives and just wants to hop in the sack again?... Well, if Anni was okay with him dropping 2 grand on his ex, one has to ask, what else is she okay with, right? Just me playing the devil's advocate here. Interesting though how Katie's leaving for Missouri...Wonder what's up there... Can't wait to see this pan out!

Lori and Scott...how sweet are they? Even in the face of surpreme evil and bitchiness, they are still the greatest couple ever. It's just too cute!

Can't wait for more!

ps...Delko in pink slippers...did anyone think that unusual...no? I didn't think so :D
 
I'd love to have Katie's Christmas present... :lol:

But, she better not be gone for too long from the RT... I can't really imagine an RT without Katie :lol:

Aww, Scott and Lori are adorable!

Great update! :D
 
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