OK--I posted two phrases this morning, but somehow they got deleted, and they weren't offensive.
New phrases for the weekend of Nov. 4th/5th:
Carmine Giovinazzo said "The first year I was doing CSI: New York, everybody that saw me kept on thinking I was _____________, and it was majorly anooying. It still happens sometimes....:
Catherine said "If I hear one more crack about me being a former striper, I'm going to ______________ the person that says it! GRRRR!!!!"