CSI Match Game Season 3: The BLANKS never lie!!!!

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  1. Hankster

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    (Theme song starts playing)

    Announcer: Get ready to match the stars! From CSI: William Petersen! From Will and Grace: Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes! From CSI: Gary Dourdan! From Family Feud: Richard Karn! From Grey's Anatomy, Sandra Oh! All on CSI: Match GAME!

    (Theme song plays)

    Announcer: And now the star of CSI: Match Game: GEEEEEEENE RAYBUUUUUUURN!!!

    Gene: Don't let the fact that I'm dead get in the way here! Welcome to CSI: Match Game! We have some lovely contestants for you here today, and these creatures from the Black Lagoon! (Gestures to the panelists!)

    Megan: Gene-if you're dead, then why isn't Doc Robbins here to do an autopsy?

    (Audience laughs)

    Gary: What I wanna know is WHERE'S CHARLES NELSON REILLY?!??!!

    (Audience: YEAHHHH!!!!!)

    Sean: Charles is doing Uncle Croc's Block on Broadway right now and he asked me to fill in for him. (Mouths: Thank you Charles!) And I must say, his shoes, underewear and seat are large ones to fill!

    Gene: Oh-kay! File that under TOO MUCH information! So, let's get our contestants out (The set turns, they come out, introductions are made, yadda-yadda)
    And let's choose, phrase A or B!!!

    We have a Match Game TV Guide Entry. CSI: Miami--Monday nights 10 PM/9 PM Central. Horatio has a conniption fit when he finds out that Calleigh has joined the ______________(s)! Can Ryan and Delko get her out before it's too late?"

    Warrick said "When you're buds with Nick, it's always easy to meet some FINE ladies--not that I have any trouble by myself, mind you! However, sometimes he attracts some total psychos! The other day, a woman came up with him and asked him for his ____________. That's PSYCHO, man!!!!"
     
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    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    1.Las Vegas CSI team
    2.Epithelials (Greg: Hey!)
     
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    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    A: ...Jehovah's Witnesses
    B: [multi card]...belly button lint so she can sell it on Ebay[/multi card]
     
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    hitchhiker42 Prime Suspect

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    A. circus
    B. dandruff (unless that shampoo like a melted irn bru bar has got rid of it all)
     
  5. Hankster

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    A-Killer Crypt's Motorcycle Gang

    B-(Gene brings it over for Gary to read the card out loud)
    "UNDERWEAR!!!"
     
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    a. scientologists
    b. used kleenex
     
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    talyra Hit and Run

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    a. Girl Guides
    b. nasal hair
     
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    A. Hell's Angels
    B. Stalker's name to see if he can be hired to stalk someone of her choosing.
     
  9. Hankster

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    LOL! Good ones all!!!

    New phrases for Wednesday:

    Calleigh Duquesne said "You know, the other day when I asked Frank Tripp to give me a boost, I could swear I felt him intentionally blowing on my ______________! And I LIKED IT!!!!" (Audience: WHOOOOOOO!!!! Gene Rayburn: We've got George Eads off-stage with the Firehose to douse you Nerdo Crumbesians if you're not carful!!!)

    At a crimefighters convention in Washington DC, Gil Grissom, Horatio Caine, and Mac Taylor all rushed to the scene of a murder. But the guest investigator who solved the crime the fastest was __________ !
     
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    CalleighWolfe Pathologist

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    Don't know exactly how to play, but I'll try this.

    A. Butt
    B. Mac Taylor (I have no idea of this one)
     
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    hitchhiker42 Prime Suspect

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    A. candle
    B. lt. Columbo...
     
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    Don't know how to play this ether, but I guess it goes like this:

    A. ear
    B. Inspector Gadget
     
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    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    *taps her mod-whip against her thigh* Yes, must be very careful with that first one... ;)

    A. belly button :p
    B. Inspector Jacques Clouseau (The Pink Panther)
     
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    A. Big Toe
    B. Det. Lt. Frank Drebin
     
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    A. (OOPS! Blocking card) (Sound Effect: BLEEEEEEEEEEEP!)

    B. Dr. R. Quincy, M.E.!!!! :D
     
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