CSI Match Game Season 3: The BLANKS never lie!!!!

(Theme song starts playing)

Announcer: Get ready to match the stars! From CSI: William Petersen! From Will and Grace: Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes! From CSI: Gary Dourdan! From Family Feud: Richard Karn! From Grey's Anatomy, Sandra Oh! All on CSI: Match GAME!

(Theme song plays)

Announcer: And now the star of CSI: Match Game: GEEEEEEENE RAYBUUUUUUURN!!!

Gene: Don't let the fact that I'm dead get in the way here! Welcome to CSI: Match Game! We have some lovely contestants for you here today, and these creatures from the Black Lagoon! (Gestures to the panelists!)

Megan: Gene-if you're dead, then why isn't Doc Robbins here to do an autopsy?

(Audience laughs)

Gary: What I wanna know is WHERE'S CHARLES NELSON REILLY?!??!!

(Audience: YEAHHHH!!!!!)

Sean: Charles is doing Uncle Croc's Block on Broadway right now and he asked me to fill in for him. (Mouths: Thank you Charles!) And I must say, his shoes, underewear and seat are large ones to fill!

Gene: Oh-kay! File that under TOO MUCH information! So, let's get our contestants out (The set turns, they come out, introductions are made, yadda-yadda)
And let's choose, phrase A or B!!!

Spoiler: Phrase A

We have a Match Game TV Guide Entry. CSI: Miami--Monday nights 10 PM/9 PM Central. Horatio has a conniption fit when he finds out that Calleigh has joined the ______________(s)! Can Ryan and Delko get her out before it's too late?"

Spoiler: Phrase B

Warrick said "When you're buds with Nick, it's always easy to meet some FINE ladies--not that I have any trouble by myself, mind you! However, sometimes he attracts some total psychos! The other day, a woman came up with him and asked him for his ____________. That's PSYCHO, man!!!!"

 

1.Las Vegas CSI team
2.Epithelials (Greg: Hey!)

 

A: ...Jehovah's Witnesses
B: [multi card]...belly button lint so she can sell it on Ebay[/multi card]

 

A. circus
B. dandruff (unless that shampoo like a melted irn bru bar has got rid of it all)

 

A-Killer Crypt's Motorcycle Gang

B-(Gene brings it over for Gary to read the card out loud)
"UNDERWEAR!!!"

 

a. scientologists
b. used kleenex

 

a. Girl Guides
b. nasal hair

 

A. Hell's Angels
B. Stalker's name to see if he can be hired to stalk someone of her choosing.

 

LOL! Good ones all!!!

New phrases for Wednesday:

Spoiler: Phrase A

Calleigh Duquesne said "You know, the other day when I asked Frank Tripp to give me a boost, I could swear I felt him intentionally blowing on my ______________! And I LIKED IT!!!!" (Audience: WHOOOOOOO!!!! Gene Rayburn: We've got George Eads off-stage with the Firehose to douse you Nerdo Crumbesians if you're not carful!!!)

Spoiler: Phrase B

At a crimefighters convention in Washington DC, Gil Grissom, Horatio Caine, and Mac Taylor all rushed to the scene of a murder. But the guest investigator who solved the crime the fastest was __________ !

 

Don't know exactly how to play, but I'll try this.

A. Butt
B. Mac Taylor (I have no idea of this one)

 

A. candle
B. lt. Columbo...

 

Don't know how to play this ether, but I guess it goes like this:

A. ear
B. Inspector Gadget

 

*taps her mod-whip against her thigh* Yes, must be very careful with that first one...

A. belly button
B. Inspector Jacques Clouseau (The Pink Panther)

 

A. Big Toe
B. Det. Lt. Frank Drebin

 

A. (OOPS! Blocking card) (Sound Effect: BLEEEEEEEEEEEP!)

B. Dr. R. Quincy, M.E.!!!!